"bat vegeta! bat vegeta! does whatever a bat does! can he poop in the sink? yes he can! he's a bat! look out! here comes bat vegeta!"
this is the theme song to bat vegeta, the new super hero alter ego vegeta made for himself to fight bad guys. bad guys like coochie and coo, who are doing lots of evil things like existing, and breathing! bat vegeta wont let those evil baby robot twins be alive!
bat vegeta when into the vegeta cave, which is just a house sized patrick star doll that's entrance is its belly button that looks like a vagina. bat vegeta saw his sidekick, lukebin. lukebin is the super hero alter ego of luke from street fighter. bat vegeta and lukebin looked at the vegeta radar for any villains to stop and defeat. the vegeta radar is just that dora the explorer aqua pet toy thats shaped like a pink dildo, except the dora doll inside tells you knews about evil people. dora inside the vegeta radar told bat vegeta and lukebin that the evil duo coochie and coo were pooping their diapers at pokey oaks kindergarten. bat vegeta and lukebin knew they had to stop this!
bat vegeta and his sidekick lukebin got into the vegetamobile, which is a tractor covered in donkey kong juice, if you know what i mean. the vegetamobile drove all the way to pokey oaks kindergarten.
the heroic bat vegeta stomped down the door to pokey oaks kindergarten with his foot, then got out his assault rifle and started firing at all the students. lukebin also helped bat vegeta by using his glock to shoot at the stupid pokey oak snots, too! the teacher miss kean had her brains blown out by all the gunfire before she even noticed anything. bat vegeta went up to the headless miss kean and screamed at her, demanding to know where coochie and coo were.
but then, the evil coochie and coo, both wearing clown make up, were playing with skibidi toilet toys on the floor. bat vegeta had to save the day before it was too late!
bat vegeta flew over too coochie and coo, then he used his laser vision to shoot lasers out his eyes at coochie and coo. coochie and coo screamed before their heads blew open, with tons of gears and oil flying out from their craniums.
bat vegeta knew he stopped the villains, but he still had more to do before he could save the day. he used his super poopy fart powers to shoot out super sized poop and fart winds to blow away coochie and coo into the sky. then bat vegeta flew into the sky to chase after them. bat vegeta took the poopy corpses of coochie and coo, and inspired by his hero shrek, bat vegeta used his super burps to burp at coochie and coo so loudly and with such force, coochie and coo's corpses were blown away again, this time into outer space.
bat vegeta flew after coochie and coo again, their dead bodies having landed on a moon. bat vegeta used his super strength to collect all the copies of wreck it ralph 2 from earth and throw them on the moon that coochie and coo were on. then using his ogre fart powers, vegeta landed farts bigger than the sun onto the moon with coochie and coo and all the copies of wreck it ralph 2 on it to blow it to smitherines; the moon was completely destroyed, along with everything and everyone on it, so much so it was annhilated that all the debris that remained was reduced to the size of atoms. this meant not only this moon no longer existed, but neither did coochie and coo, or any copies of wreck it ralph 2 in existence.
bat vegeta flew back to earth and he was congratulated by all of humanity as a hero. lukebin was also regarded highly as a hero as well for helping bat vegeta. bat vegeta and lukebin were rewarded with medals of honor and a key to the city.