This story is a Random Island Rewrite of the Total Drama series. The contestants from all generations have been randomized(excluding Ridonculous Race), most challenges aside from a few, have also been randomized.
An island is shown, we then get closer as a single man comes into view.
"Yo! We're coming in live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka Ontario, Canada. I'm your host Chris McClean and this is Total Drama Island! The show where twenty two campers compete for a grand prize of one hundred thousand dollars! There will be drama! There will be disgusting food! There will be relationships formed, bonds broken, and plenty of exciting action on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
Intro(TDI song starts)
Ripper is shown swimming underwater and farts. Max sits on a boat looking into the water expecting to catch fish, but instead gags when the gas comes to the surface. Staci, Katie and Sadie are shown walking through the woods yapping, but their moment is interrupted as Axel opens her eyes stepping from the tree between them camouflaged, they all run away in fear while Axel looks confused. Sky and Lightning are shown racing with Sky coming out on top and Lightning looking salty at his loss. Harold is seen doing karate poses, Millie watches and jots down notes in her notebook. Ezekiel is seen trying to peek into the notebook, but Millie hides it and glares at him. In the cafeteria Anna Maria sprays her hair, while Zoey coughs as the spray gets in her face. Eva is shown arm wrestling Rodney but she wins, grinning wickedly while Rodney looks in love despite his broken hand. Geoff and Sam run out of Chef's kitchen as Chef chases them angrily. Zee watches this chilling, he then sees the camera and winks, but then burps unexpectedly, causing him to blush. Leshawna and Courtney are shown arguing but both fall into the water as Geoff and Sam bump into them. As the boys look at the girls, Chef grabs them both by their shirts looking at them both, pissed off. Geoff and Sam are nervous. It cuts to the campfire. Chase leans in for a kiss to Emma. Emma instead grabs a fish, and Chase kisses that instead. Chase's eyes open wide.
Intro ends(TDI song stops)
A yacht pulls up to the dock. A girl with bright red hair and an even brighter smile steps out.
"Everyone please welcome, Zoey!" Chris introduces her.
"Happy to be here Zoey?"
"Yeah, I'm stoked! You're THE Chris McClean!" She says in disbelief
"Hehe I know. You can stand over there while your fellow campers begin to join you." Chris says with a smirk, his ego stroked.
The next one to step off is Sky.
"Yo Sky!" Chris calls out, waving his hand.
Sky looks around confused.
"Uhh are we sure this is the right place?"
"Tooooootally is." Chris says with a wink.
Sky walks over to Zoey.
"Hi I'm Zoey. Pleasure to meet you." She extends her hand.
Sky shakes it. "Nice to meet you Zoey. I'm Sky" She replies courteously.
The third camper steps up.
"Yoooooooo! Sup ladies!" Geoff steps off the boat with one of the biggest grins imaginable. He walks up and daps up Chris.
"Happy to be here Geoff?"
"Heck yeah! This is gonna be GREAT!" He says with a smile joining Zoey and Sky as the three begin introductions.
The fourth camper steps in.
"Max! The EEEEEEEEEvil genius! How's it going?"
"Ugh! This place is a dump! How dare you lie to me?!" Max says with absolute disgust.
Chris just shrugs off his insults.
"Sup lil dude!" Geoff holds out his hand for a high five and a big smile. Max just walks past him, completely ignoring him.
"Evil doesn't high five peasent." Geoff looks disappointed. Max walks over to the dock, avoiding Zoey and Sky, choosing to instead brood.
"Sam! How's it going?"
As Sam steps off the ship he plays his gameguy.
"OOH! Almost done with this level!"
"Uhh dude? Helloooooo?" Chris waves his arm in Sam's face but gets no reply. Chris' optimism begins to leave him as he looks annoyed.
"Rude." He says as Sam walks towards the end of the dock.
Geoff seeing another dude chooses to try and make peace.
"Sup dude. I'm Geoff."
"Haha bonus points!" Sam ignores him, leaving Geoff confused.
As the next boat pulls up, the intern driving it looks annoyed.
"My OTHER great great great greate great-" As soon as Staci steps off the boat, the intern speeds off.
"Hey my bags!" Staci looks sad as her luggage was on board.
"What a bummer." Chris says. Staci turns to him and smiles.
"Hey what material is that shirt?"
"Why? Its cashmere?" Chris looks genuinely confused.
"OOH! My great great great great great great great great great great aunt Philis was the first woman to sew together a cashmere shirt! Before that people used to wear potato sacks and palm leaves as clothes!"
"Uhh wha-"
"My other great great-"
"Uhh how about you go tell them instead?" Chris suggests, trying to hide his growing frustration.
Staci looks over at everyone else on the dock.
"Okay!" She walks over and begins yapping to Zoey instead.
The next camper comes out. Lightning manages to do a flip, high fiving a bird on the way down.
"Wicked skills man!" Chris says high fiving Lightning.
"Sha-LIGHTNING is here to win!"
"Wassup Sha Lightning, I'm Geoff!"
The two high five.
Next to show up is Eva.
"Eva. How's it going?" Chris asks politely but Eva just walks past him. Chris getting blown off again starts to regret taking this job.
Eva ignores everyone around her, walking over and dropping her bag down onto Max's foot.
"AH! What's in that bag?!" He demands angrily grabbing his foot.
"Dumbbells." She says simply, folding her arms and glaring off to the distance. Max growls in pain and annoyance.
Emma walks off the ship, smiling.
"So you're that famous person we have joining us? You don't look very famous." Chris asks.
"Yep! I have so many followers on-"
"EMMA?!" Hearing that familiar voice, Emma snaps her head to see Chase. Seeing Chase immediately makes her blood boil.
"CHASE?!"
"You two know each other" Zoey asks confused.
"Heck yeah we do Princess Leia! Emma's my girlfriend!" Chase says proudly.
"NO I'M NOT! Chase is my stupid ex who does stupid things and who stupidly thinks we're still together!" Emma says enraged.
"Pfft don't play hard to get Emma. Now lemme get a lil kiss." Chase walks up wrapping his arm around her.
Emma immediately shoves him off.
"Back off Chase!"
The next to show up is Harold. Harold takes in the scene in front of him.
"Is he bothering you miss? If so I can use my mad skills to fend him off!" Harold starts doing different fighting poses, making the two-stop fighting and look at him instead.
Chase starts laughing at him.
"Uhh, no everything's fine..." Emma says weirded out.
"Hey dude do some more of those for me." Chase says laughing hard as he takes out his camera.
"My mad skills will help me win this competition!" Harold says proudly.
Ripper is the next to show up.
"Hey Ripper how-" Chris is interrupted as Ripper locks eyes with Harold being himself.
"NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!" Ripper jumps off his boat immediately running up and putting Harold in a headlock.
"Ah get off me!" Harold tries freeing himself but Ripper is relentless giving him a noogie.
"UH UH! GET OFF THAT BOY!" Leshawna walks off her boat and shoves Ripper.
"Who are you?" Ripper asks confused on why someone stopped his nerd bullying.
"I'm Leshawna. You ain't got no right to mess with this boy! Now back off" Leshawna says getting all up in his face.
"Tch, whatever..." Ripper rolls his eyes and walks off, he then spots Max and smirks devilishly.
" You okay boo?" She asks looking at Harold.
"Y-yeah I'm fine... I've never seen a girl like you in real life before. You're so big, and loud..."
"EXCUSE ME?" Leshawna hearing that immediately gets ready to throw down. Sky and Geoff run over to hold her back as she starts goading Harold into trying her.
Chris turns to the next camper.
"Yoo what's up Ezekiel."
"I think that's a bird?" Ezekiel actually looked up.
"Look dude. I know you've been raised differently. Just stay quiet and try not to get voted off too early okay?"
"Yes sir!" Ezekiel salutes him and Chris has second hand embarrassment from how out of touch with reality the boy looks.
Chris and Ezekiel begin coughing as Anna Maria gets off her boat.
"A girls gotta look good fa TV!" She says spraying her hair proudly.
"Can you do that somewhere else please?!" Chris asks impatiently.
"Sorry hun."
"I'm not 'hun' I'm Chris McClean, the host of Total Drama Island?" Anna Maria just walks past him, not listening to what he said. Chris' ego is bruised.
Ezekiel looks at Anna Maria mesmerized.
"Woah, you're hot." He says without thinking.
"Thanks I know." She says checking her nails and smiling. Ezekiel is slackjawed at Anna Maria.
Katie and Sadie walk off the boat, both looking around amazed.
"Oh my gosh this place is so not like the pictures!" Katie says.
"Its totally different!" Sadie agrees.
"Katie and Sadie. Welcome to the island."
"Thanks." They said in sync as if they shared one mind.
"Uhh yeah..." Chris says slightly creeped out.
"SHA BAM!" Lightning says hitting a pose, flexing his muscles. Katie and Sadie notice and grab each other and begins to make sure both saw him.
Millie steps off her boat taking in the scene of everything going on. She sees Leshawna being held back, Harold's poses, Ripper bullying Max, Staci yapping Zoey's ear off, and Katie/Sadie both watching Lightning flex.
She immediately begins writing down in her notebook.
"What's in the notebook Millie?" Chris asks.
"Nothing, just research."
"What kind of research?"
"Just research."
Courtney steps off her boat.
"Greetings, you must be the other contestants. It's a pleasure to meet you all." She says with respect.
"Nice to meet you Courtney. I'm Millie." They shake hands, both acknowledging each other as two normal people amongst the group.
Rodney walks of his boat.
"That's a big dude..." Geoff says looking at Rodney amazed.
"Oh my gosh he's huge!" Katie and Sadie say in sync, both looking at Rodney. Rodney notices them looking at him and once he meets eyes with them, he falls in love.
Chris then turns and jumps back in shock.
"WOAH! Where did you come from?!"
"I've been here the whole time McClean. Its called camouflage." Axel says as she takes a step back.
"What were you blended in with?!"
"Your shadow."
Chris quickly gets away from her, feeling creeped out.
"Ok I think that's everyone? Now. All of you gather up for a group picture!" Chris says enthusiastically. Everyone begins moving into different positions.
As Chris tries to get the picture, malfunctions happen, causing a few campers to get annoyed. Chris is about to snap the picture but a yell from above catches all their attention.
"WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!" Zee screams out as he falls from the sky and a helicoptor flies off. Seeing Zee coming in hot, everyone scrambles to run in fear, but because its 21 people, everyone trips over one another.
"WOO HOOOOOOOOO!" Zee crashes into the dock, causing it to collapse. Its at that moment Chris finally gets the camera to work.
"MY HAIR!" Anna Maria freaks out getting out of the water asap. Her do is no longer up to her standard and she is upset.
"Sha-what was that?!" Lightning asked as he spits out water.
"Dude did you just come from the sky?" Geoff asks Zee.
"I missed my ride mannnnn. Soooo I had to find another way here dude. Sorry bout ya know, crash landing, hitting the dock, and making you fall into the water and all..." Zee says as he gets on land.
"Dude its okay. That was kind of cool how you entered though!" Geoff says excitedly.
"Speak for yourself! Now my hair all messed up boy!" Leshawna says pissed off.
Staci's head rises from the water.
"My great great great great grandfather invented docks! Before that-" "WE DON'T CARE!" Staci is cut off as just about everybody, already tired of her yapping screams at her. Staci shuts up.
It cuts to everyone dried up and on the beach.
"Alright. All of you will be split into two teams. When I call your name stand on the green mat-"
"Uhh why are there more girls than guys here?" Ezekiel asks Chris curiously.
"I dunno man. I didn't make the cast or the teams. Now can I finish talking or will I be interrupted again?" Chris glares at Ezekiel, causing him to shrink back and shut up. Chris sighs.
"Anywho. Zee, Chase, Lightning, Leshawna, Staci, Zoey, Sadie, Emma, Millie, Geoff, and Rodney you all will now be known as... the SCREAMING GOPHERS!" Chef throws Rodney the mat and it unveils their team logo.
"Eva, Katie, Harold, Max, Courtney, Sam, Ripper, Ezekiel, Axel, Sky, and Anna Maria. You all are the Killer Bass!" Chris throws Max the banner and it unveils their logo.
"Man that name sucks! How about Team Lightning? Or Lightning Squad!" Lightning suggests.
"WAIT I CAN'T BE ON A TEAM WITHOUT SADIE!"
"I CAN'T BE ON A TEAM WITHOUT KATIE!"
"WHY AM I ON A TEAM WITH CHASE?!"
"Woah woah woah one at a time..." Chris says as complaints hit him all at once.
"Chris you have to let me be a Gopher! If Sadie is a gopher, I'm a Gopher too!" Katie says grabbing his sweater, eyes teared up.
"I'll gladly switch with her!" Emma volunteers raising her hand.
"What? NO!" Chase protests but he is smacked upside the head.
After seeing the disgusting desperation on Katie's face, Chris sighs having enough of the day.
"Fine. Uhhhhhhhh." Chris looks at the Gophers putting a finger on his chin.
"Millie."
"Yeah?"
"Congrats. You're a Bass now. Katie go join the Gophers."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Katie and Sadie hug jumping up and down, happy to be on the same team.
"What?! But what about-" "ZIP IT!" Emma's protest is cut off as Chris finally loses his patience because of everything. Seeing Chris lose it, everyone shuts up.
"ENOUGH WITH THE WHINING AND COMPLAINING! I TRY TO BE A GOOD WELCOMING HOST AND ALL I DEAL WITH ARE ATTITUDES, EGOS, AND COMPLAINTS! I'm not asking for much, I just want you all to get with your TEAMS and get UNPACKED! Is that understood?" Chris says rubbing his temples.
"Y-yeah man. We got it. Right everyone?" Geoff turns to the crowd.
They all start heading to their cabins.
This concludes chapter 1 which is basically intros. Right now these are the teams.
Gophers- Chase, Zee, Rodney, Geoff, Lightning, Emma, Leshawna, Staci, Zoey, Katie, and Sadie.
Bass- Harold, Sam, Ripper, Max, Ezekiel, Anna Maria, Axel, Eva, Millie, Courtney, and Sky.
Gender ratios are scuffed because of me. I miscounted and by the time I realized it, I already made progress in this verse and didn't feel like starting ALL THE WAY OVER. Anyways let me know what you all think in reviews and if you want to see more.