Sun:
Mercury, let's begin
Describe the day you were in Vale
Mercury:
I walked around town
Enjoying the sights
Neptune:
That night, at 10:03
Were you inside the dust shop?
Mercury:
From 10:00 till 10:04
I finished my sightseeing
Sun:
Hm, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
Mercury:
My alibi is clear as day
Everyone saw me on the street
Neptune:
Listen, we know you did the crime
Mercury:
I was in town that whole time
Ask anyone and they'll tell you
Sun and Neptune:
Thank you, Mercury! No more questions! (Pyrrha shows up.)
Neptune:
Hello! I think it's time for good cop/romantic cop.
Pyrrha, you could end up locked inside
Now's your chance to save your hide
Pyrrha:
Oh, gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show
Sun:
Tell us how the dust was taken
Neptune:
If you want to save yourself
Pyrrha:
I haven't seen your missing dust
All I've stolen was people's hearts
Sun:
We can give you a plea deal
Neptune:
All you have to do is confess
Pyrrha:
I'm not a thief, I don't know how
All I've ever taken is a bow
Neptune:
We'll get you to admit your crimes
Pyrrha:
I already told you I didn't do it
So please stop asking me these questions
Sun and Neptune:
Thank you, Pyrrha! No more questions!
Neptune:
I think she likes me, huh?
Sun:
I don't think your flirting is helping the investigation.
Neptune:
You know, I think they did it
Sun:
No, they didn't!
Neptune:
Yes, they did, and we can pin it
Sun:
If they did, how did they do it?
Neptune:
If they didn't, how did they didn't?
Sun:
If they didn't, then it's easy
'Cause they simply didn't do it
Neptune:
If they did it, then I knew it
But we've nothing that can prove it!
Ahem. Oh excuse me. Bring in the next suspect. (Ren appears.)
Sun:
Do you remember what you did
On the night the dust shop was robbed?
Ren:
I was simply meditating
To focuc on my aura
Neptune:
Ren, what do you know
About the robbery at the dust shop?
Ren:
I never saw the stolen dust
I spent the night in bed
Sun:
The truth, Ren, the clock is ticking
Ren:
If you don't believe me, ask Nora
She was there, she'll cooperate
Neptune:
Nora are you willing to corroborate? (Nora talks endlessly about Ren.)
Sun:
Will somebody shush this girl up?
Ren:
Please Nora, this is an inspection
Sun and Neptune:
Thank you Ren and Nora! No more questions!
Neptune:
Let's go from the start
What do you know about the stolen dust?
Neon:
I didn't know there was a plan
Flynt:
Your accusation's far out, man!
Ciel:
The chances of me committing a crime
Are less than 0.009 (The Shopkeep mumbles in gibberish.)
Neptune:
To help with our investigation
Could someone provide a full translation?
Penny:
What the Shopkeep said was that he didn't do it and I didn't do it either. (Neo simply smirks and winks. Sun sighed in annoyance.)
Jaune:
Uh, I can do an Elvis impression.
Sun and Neptune:
Thank you everyone! No more questions!
Neptune:
They didn't
Sun:
No, they didn't
Neptune:
There's no way they did the crime
Sun:
They couldn't, they're too stupid
Neptune:
They're not criminal masterminds
Sun:
We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do it
Sun and Neptune:
So we know who didn't do it
Yes, we know who didn't do it!
Neptune:
They're incapable of being culpable.