Out in a field we see two siblings ,one an adolescent dalr blonde girl in overalls and a red baseball cap, and preteen boy with a shirt that is orange and hair that is as white as a layer of freshly fallen snow were in a field.
The brother asks the sister, "So what are we doing out here, exactly?"
The sister responded to her elder kin's question, "I wanna show you this cool activity I thought about, one I think will really catch on. Thought about it off the top of my head."
"You want me to decapitate you?" The brother reared back.
"No." the sister shook her head. "Please don't do that, I mean I just right now thought about it."
"Okay so what is this activity?" The brother wondered.
"Well you see that there creature over there?" The girl points to a peculiar creature with black fur, horns, and for some reason a purple hoodie and a ponytail.
"Heheyeah! I sure love to eat grass!" The creature cackled
"Yeah?" The brother said, "Seems pretty powerful, like it can break me in half."
"It will, so i was thinking I'm gonna make it chase me!" The girl said.
"Chase you?" The boy was confused.
"Yeah yeah yeah!" The sister nodded.
"That doesn't seem very productive or prudent." The brother remarked.
"Then when it gets close I'm gonna dodge it like 'wah'!" She jerks to the left. "Woo! Missed me!" She jerks in both directions.
"I'm extremely strong and I like grass!" The creature smirked.
"Did you hear what she said?" The brother feared "She's extremely strong!"
"And when I dodge it the people watching me will find it to be reaaaally cool." The sister grinned.
"This is gonna be seen by human beings?" The brother asks
"Yeah this activity is gonna take place in a giant circle I've decided." The sister said. "And they're gonna cheer when i go." She jerked in a bunch of directions.
The creature then shrugs, "Sometimes I snort, its just something I enjoy doing." She lets out a big snort.
"She just snorted and it was intimidating!" The brother feared. "I don't know if this is a good idea. Also I think she looks like she's minding her own business and chilling, not sure she actually wants to chase you." He adds.
"Is that a bird, it looks really big- oh no thats just a plane." The creature said.
"Mmmmm that's okay I think I just need to maybe tick her off somehow, I'll figure something out." The sister then turned to the creature, "Hey! Hey creature!"
"Huh?" The pong tailed creature turned to the red capped wearing sister.
"Uhhhhhhh." The sister racked her brain, "Yo mama!"
The creature blinked her eyes, "What are you talking?"
"That didn't work." The brother noted.
"It didnt work, guess I'll have to try something else." The sister replied before adding to the creature, "Also uh... you're ugly!" She called.
"Okay then." The creature turned to the camera "That was a little random, and kind of rude."
"Okay this may be tougher than I tought." The sister told the brother.
"Yeah honestly I think she seems more confused and offended than angry." The brother figured.
"Okay what should I do now?" The sister takes off her red hat and wipes her forehead.
The creature then shot her head in the sister's direction "Woah what the f*% is that?"
"Oh my lord!" The brother jumps.
The sister looks to her hat "Yeah I think I got her with this."
"I don't like that color at all!" The creature snapped "I'm freaking coming over!"
"Put it away put it away!" The brother urged.
"Good idea I'm putting this away!" The sister tucks her hat into her overalls.
"Oh nevermind I'm good." The creature relaxed.
"So I'm gonna do mostly that." The sister said.
"Just that for a period of time, just dodging that creature with a cloth the same color as your hat?" The brother asks.
"Yep."
"And then what?" He asks
The sister answers, "Well after a certain amount of time dodging I figured I would stab her!" She pulls out of sword.
"What?!!!?" The brother freaked.
"Yeah what??!?!?" The creature exclaimed.
"Well she's trying to kill me, it only seems fair I'd defend myself!" The sister excused.
"Because you're intentionally provoking her into attacking you!" The brother stressed.
"Yeah you can't pick on me and then stab me! Thats not fair at all!" The creature complained.
"Well that's what's gonna happen I decided." The sister shrugged.
The brother groaned as he shook his head "Ahhhh, this doesn't... it feels very messed up now that I've thought about it."
"Seriously this is..." the creature stops "Okay I don't particularly have an expression for how messed up this is, but I'm gonna go to the bathroom and by then I'll have thought of something!" She said.
"Okay she's gonna take a dump and come back later with an expression of how not right this whole thing is." The brother said.
All the sister was thinking "You think she and her buddies would be down to chase me and a few of my friends down a road?"