[In the Dining Hall Marco, Manny, and Sofia were in the Dining Hall eating Lunch. Lincoln was in the hall too but he was busy reading a bunch of scrolls, today was the day he finally began reading the sacred scrolls. At first he was excited he finally get learn the most powerful moves in Kung Fu.
But the first scroll he was reading was on how to make teas.]
Lincoln: Besides tea, herbs can be used to make tiny decorative scented soaps. Well, that's great to know. One scroll down and the next is...[He picks another scroll and his face falls flat.] How tea can use a weapon. Okay now I feel like I'm being prank there's no way that this is in the sacred scrolls.
Manny: Oh it is trust me I should know.
Lincoln: Well I know what I'm doing today but I'm not going to rush through them, I'm not like...
[Before Lincoln could finish his sentence he felt someone sneaking up behind he grab that person and flip onto table revealing Lynn.]
Lincoln: Nice try Lynn.
[Now ever since they were little Lynn had always tried to toughen up Lincoln no doubt it was because he was a boy, and when he became the Dragon Warrior she was it would be great since now he could fight. But then everytime they would spar Lincoln would easily beat her in a matter seconds sometimes no even trying.]
Lincoln: Now I have to get back to reading the sacred scrolls.
[As so as he said that Lynn immediately jump up in excitement.]
Lynn: It's up time you can finally teach me the good stuff: secret moves, magic defenses. Now, [Grabs the scroll Lincoln had finished] scroll number one! [Opens the scroll] How to make tea... aww! Boring!
Lincoln: Lynn I have to read these in order no skipping.
Lynn: You can't read about tea all day! Maybe You can just skip ahead a scroll or two. Ooh, scroll number twenty-three mastering the eye gouge.
[Jack arrives and Sofia makes a humming sound to warn Lynn that he is standing behind her.]
Lincoln: Yeah, I don't Jack would agree with sacred scrolls must be read in the proper order.
Lynn: Why not?
Lincoln: Because he's standing right behind you.
[Lynn turn around and saw Jack was indeed standing right behind her.]
Jack: Lynn, your brother is right the sacred scrolls must be read in the proper order.
Lynn: Can't he just skip to, you know, number fifty [Pulls out a scroll.]; invisible sneak attacks, with your mind!
Jack:Of course not. [Puts the scroll back with his cane.] He need the knowledge of scrolls one through forty-nine to understand the importance of fifty.
Lynn: How 'bout Lincoln skim one through forty-nine huh?
Lincoln: No, I'm going to take these scrolls to the library and read them all start to finish, without distractions. No skipping, no skimming, no shortcuts.
Jack: As you should, Lincoln.
Lynn: Um, don't ya' think that'll kinda, you know, take all the fun out of it?
Jack: Yes. [Drops one last scroll in the crate.]
Lynn: Aww.
[Meanwhile far from the Jade Palace Taotie is hammering a nail into a mechanism at his residence. Ever since he was defeated a couple of weeks he hadn't given up on his plan to make kung fu extinct and outdated.]
Taotie: [Laughs] Oh yes, and when we stormed off in my contraption it sent a clear message to those spasmodic goons at the Jade Palace; mechanical always beats Kung Fu. [The contraption closes on Taotie.]
Bian: Uh Dad, I don't think you have noticed that we lost that battle very badly.
Taotie: Correction: [Gets out of the contraption.] seems like we lost. Did you see the look on their faces?
Bian: No because we were running away and falling!
Taotie: Well you should've looked because they were utterly terrified, that was the victory. They will never again toy with the fury of Taotie! [A mailman approaches Taotie with a letter.] Oh the mail. [Opens the letter.] Aha, the Jade Palace, what'd I tell ya'? [Examines the letter.] A bill, for the destruction of the Training Hall! [Drops the letter.] A bill! [Yells to the nearby hills.] Enough of your petty humiliation Jack and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were ever born! Rue do ya' hear me? Rue!
Bian: Okay Dad came down, let's get to work on our revenge.
[Meanwhile, in the Jade Palace Hall of Warriors, Lincoln stands in front of a row of scrolls on a it wasn't easy if it weren't for Lynn looking over his shoulders grumbling.]
Lincoln: You can stop now Lynn.
Lynn: Come on Lincoln just skip some scrolls, you're get to the good stuff faster.
Lincoln: I'm not doing that and no matter what you say.
[Just then Zane ran into the Hall.]
Zane: Lincoln, Steve is stuck in the Chest of Tai.
Lincoln: Again, I will be right back Lynn don't do anything.
Lynn: Alright, alright jeez.
[Lincoln leaves with Zane leaving Lynn alone in the hall, she then picks up the scroll Lincoln was reading and began to read it.]
Lynn: Besides tea, herbs can be used to make tiny decorative scented soaps. Tiny decorative scented soaps. Wow, that has to be the [Yells.] most exciting thing I've ever learned. [Throws the scroll.] No, can't fake it, still boring. [Picks up another scroll and gasps.] This looks awesome! [Looks around, then dumps all the other scrolls off of the table and lays out only the one.] So that's how you block the Fists of Fury! [Gasps.] Oh, you can do that with chopsticks?! [Moves up the scroll.] The Fluttering Finger Mindslip if [Sofia arrives and approaches Lynn.]
Lynn: done correctly erases the short-term memory of its victim. [Performs the moves with her hand as she reads them.] Swirl to the left, swirl to the right, flutter the fingers in a twisting motion and... [Sofia gets in front of her mindslip and is affected.] This can't be good!
[Sofia remains silent for a few minutes before finally moving again and speaking.]
Sofia:Oh, hey Lynn I came to tell you that... uh, that... uh... Huh, I can't remember. Must not have been important.
[She then leaves the hall leaving Lynn to look at her fingers.]
Lynn: [Flutters her hand.] Whoa!
[Lynn picks up the scroll and continues reading it. Marco then arrives so Lynn hides the scroll behind her back.]
Marco: Lynn, it's your turn to sweep the barracks because you lose that bet, and this time don't just wait for the wind. I coughed up dust for [Lynn does the mindslip.] weeks a... What was I saying?
Lynn: You were saying that you really wanted to sweep even though it's my turn. [Chuckles.] But you know what? I'm 'onna let you do it, since you're a pal.
Marco: Wow, thanks that really nice of you to let me sweep... [Marco realizes something is wrong but continues to go sweep.]
Lynn: [Flutters her hand.] This really works! [Throws the scroll back in the pile and exits the Hall of Warriors.]
[In the Training Hall courtyard Scarlett balances on a log. Lynn comes with several spears. He approaches a stand and drops the spears on it in an unorganized fashion.]
Scarlett: Lynn don't be lazy. [Approaches Lynn.] You're the sister of the Dragon Warrior. The title carries great honor and great [Lynn mindslips Scarlett.] responsibili-ty... What was I saying?
Lynn: Uh, soda. You said you were going to get yourself some soda, and you asked if I'd like some too.
Scarlett: O-kay... [Walks away.]
Lynn: Scarlett is getting me soda!
Scarlett: With honey?
Lynn: Surprise me!
[Inside the Training Hall, Manny practices on the machines with a bamboo stick. After defending against some clubs, he jumps to the pit, throws the stick and pulls out a sword. The sword blade falls off.]
Manny: Aww, Lynn!
[Lynn lays in the Jade Tortoise of Wisdom with a bowl of meatballs. Manny jumps onto the rim of the tortoise.]
Lynn: Yeah?
[Lynn mindslips Manny as he speaks.]
Manny: Were you playing with my sword again?
Lynn: Whoa, Manny you broke your sword.
Manny: Oh, I guess I... Yeah I broke my sword. Well, see you at lunch! [Leaves.]
Lynn: This is so cool. I can't wait to use this on the girls.
[Later Lynn is playing around with a basketball when Randy walks up to him.]
Randy: Lynn, how many times have Lincoln and I told you not to use my staff as a toothpick [Lynn mindslips him.]?!
Lynn: I uh, found your bow staff for you.
Randy: Oh uh, thank you.
[ In the kitchen, Scarlett approaches Lynn with a spoon and bowl.]
Scarlett: Lynn, were you... [Lynn mindslips Scarlett.]
[Later Lynn is playing with her balls in Lincoln's room.]
Lynn: Are you... [Lynn mindslips Marco.]
[Manny holds a jar as Lynn passes by him.]
Manny: Have you... [Lynn mindslips Manny.]
[Randy lays crushed on the ground.]
Randy: Did you... [Lynn mindslips Randy.]
[Throughout the whole day Lynn mindslips the Furious Five again and again not noticing thinking about the consequences.
Later in the day, Lynn is walking down the barracks hallway.]
Lynn: This is so great, they can't blame Lincoln's beloved sister or anything. I can't wait to use this on my sisters [Walks into the Dining Hall, where the five are.] Hey everybody!
[The five look at Lincoln strangely and then take defensive positions toward him.]
Scarlett: Who are you?!
Lynn: What do ya' mean?
Randy: State your name and your business.
Lynn: Lynn Loud Jr.
Manny: What are you doing in our barracks?!
Lynn: What are you... it's me, Lynn!
[Just as she said Sophia smacked Lynn with her whip.]
Sophia: Take that me-Lynn!
Lynn: Sophia!
Scarlett: Come on guys, looks like this stranger wants to rumble.
Lynn: Wait, no! Where's Lincoln when you need him?
[With Lincoln he still trying to get Steve out of the Chest of Tai but to no luck so he call Jack to help him.
But even that was doing nothing.]
Jack: Have you tried the method you use last time?
Lincoln: Yes, nine times and that is doing nothing.
Steve: Could you guys hurry up I'm getting claustrophobic.
Lincoln: We're trying Steve give us time.
[Back with Lynn she is lying down, bewildered as the Five were about to attack her.]
Scarlett: Intruder!
[The Five began attacking Lynn with plates.]
Lynn: Whoa! [She ran to the corner. He dodges several plates and then gets hit in the head by one.] Hey, I'm Lynn! We're friends! You know, sister to the Dragon Warrior.
Manny: [Hangs from a support beam.] Don't be ridiculous! [Kicks Lynn.] Takanuva hasn't chosen a Dragon Warrior yet.
[Scarlett approaches Lincoln.]
Scarlett: And if he did it'd be one of us not some brother to a lousy sister. [Hold up her hand to strike Lynn.]
Lynn: Hey! [Quickly holds up a chair and blocks Scarlett's hits.] Yeah, well the universe is funny that way.
[Lynn fends off the five with the chair. He throws Scarlett, then dodges Sophia. Scarlett comes around to fight Lynn and Marco gets in front of him. Lynn jumps to a support beam where Manny is. Manny knocks off Lynn and Lynn bounces up behind Manny, knocking him off. Lynn blocks strikes from each of the five with the chair. Sophia gets tangled in the chair. Lynn flips the chair and gets Marco's head stuck in it. Randy kicks towards Lynn and flattens against the chair. Manny and Scarlett then get stuck in the chair. Lynn throws the five off the chair. Randy lands on the table.]
Randy: Whoa, where'd this guy come from, he's got some serious skills!
Lynn: Randy it's Lynn, [Punches Manny.] Lynn, Lynn, [Punches Marco.] Lynn! Funny, loveable, sharp dresser. Nothing?
[Scarlett then pushes Lynn.]
Lynn: Ow! Scarlett you're friends with Lincoln! You don't attack me!
Scarlett: Then why does it feel so right?!
Lynn: Well you usually want to attack me, but you hold back!
[The five take their position and begin to surround Lynn.]
Marco: She can't take all of us at once. On three, one...
Lynn: Wait.
Marco: Two...
Lynn: Don't!
Marco: Three!
[Each of the five lunge at Lynn. But before they can land a hit Lynn mindslips each of the five and they fall. Lynn walks away, leaving the five confused.]
Manny: Hey, you with the uh, face, do you know who I am?
Scarlett: No idea. Wait, could you be uh...Manny?
Manny: No, my name can't be Manny.
Sofia: Oh my gosh,Where's the rest of my hair?!
Marco: Calm down, I think they in buns.
Sofia: Oh... Oh my gosh, I have bun hairs.
Marco: I couldn't stand it if my name was something was like Marco. I need a name with real panache.
Randy: Ooh, how about... bunny... cup... hat? Does that mean anything? Are those real words?!
[Lynn looks into the room and becomes worried she realized that because she keep on the mindslip and it had come to where the Five had no recollection of Lincoln becoming the Dragon Warrior and now they can't even remember their own lives and names. She immediately runs through the Hall of Warriors panicking.]
Lynn: Hmm, not good, not good! This is the worst thing I've ever done! [Stops.] Well, top five. [Starts running.] I've gotta make them remember me or Lincoln gonna lose his friends for ever. [Jumps into a pile of scrolls and searches frantically.] Where did I put that scroll? Nope, grocery list. Nope. Nope! Ooh, [Looks at a scroll.] spicy broth noodle recipe. Focus Lynn, Focus! [Continues searching, throwing scrolls everywhere.] Nope, Nope! Where is it?
[Just then Lincoln and Jack arrive after finally freeing Steve from the Chest of Tai.]
Lincoln: I thought we would never get him out there.
Jack: Indeed.[sees Lynn] Ah Lynn I see you're going through the scrolls. [Opens one of Lynn's tossed scrolls.] Have you learned anything new?
Lynn: [Stops searching.] Uh, about that. [Gets out of the pile of scrolls.] So uh, it's possible, maybe, that I might have uh...
Jack: Yes.
Lynn: Uh, sorta...
Jack: Yes
Lynn: Accidentally... used the Fluttering Finger Mindslip a few dozen times on the Furious Five and now they don't remember me, Lincoln or anything!
Lincoln and Jack: What?!
Lynn: And I think I lost the scroll I learned it from.
Lincoln: Lynn, I leave alone for a couple of hours and you erased the memories of the Furious Five!
Jack: Do you know what this means?!
[Lynn began to mindslip both Lincoln and Jack.]
Lincoln and Jack: Lynn!
Lynn: Ah ah! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that. It was all, reflex-y. [Lincoln and Jack stares at Lynn blankly, Jack drops his cane. After some they begin to act normal again.] Uh, hey Lincoln and Jack how's it uh... So, to sum up I just told you I erased the five's memory with the Fluttering Finger Mindslip that I learned from a scroll that I lost.
Lincoln and Jack: What?!
Lynn: Then, you punished me and I learned a valuable lesson.
Jack: I punished you?
Lynn: Yes, very severely, I hated it, a lot. Wow, you're some master. [Bows to Jack and laughs nervously.] Any who, here we are, fixing the problem, without anger.
Jack: Hmm, there must be an antidote. We have to search the Cave of Mysteries.
Lynn: The Cave of Mysteries. That sounds awesome! [Lincoln and Jack stares at Lynn with an "really look".] And serious, super, super serious.
[Back with the Five were at the base of Jade Mountain looking up at the Jade Palace.]
Sofia: Hey, I think we might live there.
Randy: It's pretty sweet! Are we voting on living there, 'cause, I vote yes.
[Manny rubs a nearby rock.]
Marco: Have you guys seen this? I have wings on my back! Is this normal?!
[Marco grabs Manny to get his attention. Manny attacks Marco, sending him towards Scarlett. Scarlett attacks Marco and then choke slams him. Marco looks at Scarlett, stunned. Scarlett eases up.]
Scarlett:Hmm, judging by our fighting skills, we must be bakers.
Manny: Yes, very dangerous bakers.
Randy: Well, I'm going inside, dibs on the big bedroom!
[The five walk up the long staircase to the Jade Palace. What didn't know was that from a distant hill, Taotie looks at the five walking up the mountain through a spyglass.]
Taotie: Revenge will be mine! They shall be easy targets, frozen with fear, once they get a taste of my Flying Bird of Incalculable Retribution! [Laughs.] Okay Bian, start peddling.
Bian: You got it, Dad.
[The bird takes but begins flying clumsily towards the hill.]
Taotie: Depress the clutch. Did you depress the clutch?!
Bian: I'm trying! I'm trying!
[The bird stops in midair and falls. The five arrive at the Jade Palace. Taotie and Bian begin descending towards the palace.]
Taotie: They're gonna lose it when they see me, Taotie, their arch nemesis. [The bird crashes into the palace and the two fall in front of the five. Taotie lands upside down.] Furious Five! [The five stair at Taotie, confused.] First you delude yourselves with false victory, [Gets up.] then you have the audacity to send me a bill! [The five remain confused.] Taotie.
Marco: Is that your name or an animal?
[Taotie and Bian become very confused and look at each other.]
[Meanwhile, Lincoln, Lynn, and, Jack they arrive down at the cave of mysteries, Lincoln holds up a flashlight in order to light the way.]
Jack: Behold, scrolls fifty-one through ten-thousand.
Lynn: Ten-thou... We have to read through ten-thousand scrolls? ["Scrolls" echoes down the corridor.] Can't we just skip to the last one?
[Lincoln elbows Lynn]
Lincoln: No, Lynn, have you learned nothing? There are no shortcuts.
Jack: Lincoln is right.
Lynn: Okay, okay.
[Jack hands Lynn a scroll and she begins to read it.]
Jack: Alright, settle in Louds. This could take...
Lynn: Found it.
Jack: Let me see that. [Takes the scroll.] If you mindslip someone repeatedly, their memories will begin to deteriorate on their own, until they can't even remember how to breath. [Stops reading.] We have less than an hour to reverse it.
Lynn: But how?!
Jack: The mindslip can be drawn out by covering the head with clay from the Alabaster Pot of Remembrance. [Closes the scroll.] Oh...
Lynn: What?
Jack: The Alabaster Pot of Remembrance can only be retrieved by traveling down the Corridor of Unbelievable Agony.
Lynn: What's with all the long names?
Lincoln: Don't ask.
Jack: Let's begin.
[Jack begans walking but Lynn stops him.]
Lynn: No Jack,this was my mistake, I must be the one to face the Corridor of Unbelievable Agony.
Jack: Of course, you're facing it. we're just going to show you where it is.
Lynn:Oh.
[The three continue on until they come to an long dark corridor.]
Jack: This is it. All that lays between you and the Pot, is fifty feet of incredible pain. [Hands Lynn a scroll.] This scroll explains how to do it.
[Lynn opens the scroll, revealing it to be extremely long.]
Lynn: Aw, do I have to read all of this?!
Jack: Yes! Me and Lincoln go make sure the Furious Five don't wander off.
Lincoln: Good luck.
[Lincoln and Jack leaves, leaving Lynn alone.]
Lynn: I can just skim it, right?
[Lynn's torch goes out, leaving her in the dark. Back at the Hall of Warriors, Taotie remains confused by the five's condition.]
Taotie: What is it with you people? You don't know me? [The five stare at Taotie, blankly.] How do you not remember me?!
Bian: Yeah we literally attack you a couple of weeks.
Sofia: Wait, if you expected us to know who you are, you must know who we are. It's a good thing we bumped into you.
[Bian soon realize they could turn this situation in their favor.]
Bian: Dad it appears they have lost their memory we could use to our advantage.
Taotie: Great idea son. Yes, yes i-it is a good thon, an excellent thing because um, I am Taotie, your Kung Fu Master.
Furious Five: [Bow to Taotie.] Master Taotie.
Taotie: [Laughs and begins naming the five. Points at Sofia.] You, you're Whippy. [Points at Manny.] You're Doodie. [Points at Randy.] Little Britches. [Points at Scarlett.] Red Haired-Girly-Poo. [Points at Marco.] And El Fly Boy. [Laughs.]
Bian:[Laughs.] Good one.
Marco: We have so many questions master.
Scarlett: Tell us who we are. Where do we come from?
Taotie: Oh, uh, yes, well my students.
[A sequence begins.]
Taotie (V.O.): You've been my pupils for as far back as anyone can remember.
[The five bow to Taotie, who stands on a platform above them.]
Taotie (V.O.): I trained you in my special Kung Fu, [The five take defensive positions.] using my incredible machines, [Machines start landing around as the scenery turns into a tournament area.] Which every one in the valley was really impressed with.
[A crowd surrounds the area. The crowd holds up Taotie.]
Taotie (V.O.): They called me a brilliant genius.
Randy (V.O.): Uh, isn't this supposed to be about us?
Taotie (V.O.): Right, sorry.
[The crowd swaps out Taotie for the Furious Five.]
Taotie (V.O.): But then [The crowd turns there attention to something else.] at the peak of- of my... Our glory, there arose a terrible menace.
[A large dark figure that's destroying things.]
Taotie (V.O.): A dark lord of evil known as [The figure is revealed to be a clueless-looking Jack.] Jack...'s-An-Idiot. Yeah Jack's-An-Idiot.
[A large figure comes behind the mountains and parts them.]
Taotie (V.O.): And his nefarious confederate, Lincoln...-Chews-With-His-Mouth-Open.
Bian (V.O.): Really?!
[Taotie snaps his fingers and the five go to attack. The fictional Lincoln and Jack go into Royal Woods and start destroying things by stomping on them and shooting them with laser beams from their eyes.]
Taotie (V.O.): And although we have defeated them at every turn, Jack's-An-Idiot and Lincoln keep coming back.
[Jack slams his fist on some approaching catapults, and Taotie comes toward him with a kick, knocking him down.]
Taotie (V.O.): By the way, last time we fought those guys, I saved your lives, so you should be really nice to me. And then also there was a giant cake with eyes or whatever...
[A giant cake appears and does nothing.]
Taotie: The end.
Randy: I think I remember that cake!
Taotie: Anyway, the point being, you do whatever I say.
[Jack and Lincoln soon arrive at the Hall of Warriors and they are not happy to see someone.]
Jack: Taotie!
Lincoln: You again, have finally come to pay the bill?
Bian: No and we never will!
Taotie: Get them!
[The five lunge at Jack and Lincoln and pin them.]
Jack: What is the meaning of this?!
Scarlett: Save your breath Jack's-An-Idiot and Lincoln!
Lincoln: What?!
Taotie: So, Jack's-An-Idiot and Lincoln, we meet at last... again. What are you waiting for?! Start punching them and stuff!
Bian: I'm going to enjoy this.
Taotie: Red Haired-Girly-Poo, attack!
Jack: We don't want to hurt you.
[Scarlett holds up Jack .]
Scarlett: I wouldn't worry about that, Jack's-An-Idiot
[Scarlett kicks Jack across the Hall of Warriors and he flys into Lincoln. They hit a column and slides to the ground. Scarlett runs towards Jack and Lincoln and attacks. Lincoln and Jack dodges the attacking by jumping in the air. They lands in the middle of the room.]
Jack: Listen to me. I don't know what he told you, but we're not your enemy!
Lincoln: Yeah we've known a for while and know everything about you.
Taotie: Preposterous! If he's not you're enemy, then why would you be attacking him?
Manny: Good point. Heads up, Little Britches!
Randy: Go get him, Doodie!
[Manny lands a hit on both Lincoln and Jack.]
Manny: Whippy, hit him low!
[Sofia hits Lincoln and Jack with her whip and then Marco kicks Jack and Lincoln several times.]
Sofia: Nice move, El Fly Boy!
[Lincoln and Jack land on the ground but not before laughing a bit.]
Jack: "El Fly Boy"... that's actually pretty funny.
Lincoln: Now that's a hilarious name.
[The Furious Five move into a stance in front of Jack and Lincoln they hope Lynn is making better progress than them.]
[With Lynn she was in the Corridor of Unbelievable Agony, looking at the scroll with instructions Jack gave her. though she wasn't enjoying it]
Lynn: Blah bah blah, ...unbelievable agony... heads explode... know that already. Ah, forget it! I'm gonna get that pot.
[Begins walking down the corridor. She stops when he hears something move. Several paddles hit Lynn in the back, moving her forward, She falls on her face.]
Lynn: Ah, well that wasn't so...
[Looks up and sees several mechanisms start to shoot out fire.]
Lynn: No! [Jumps over a few of the flames and gets burned on her ponytail. She slides on the ground holding her ponytail.] Ow! Third degree! [He looks forward and sees a multitude of arrows coming at her. She runs off and gets hit by the arrows. Now she had several arrows sticking out of her back.]
Lynn: That was- bad, hurt-y.
[Pulls out the arrows and yelps. She arrives at the end of the corridor and sees the Alabaster Pot sitting on a stand. She reaches for the pot, but an iron cage comes down on it, preventing him from getting it.]
Lynn: What?! What did I skim over?[Lynn opens the scroll and reads it.] To unlock the cage use the key which can be found at the- start of the corridor.
[Looks down the corridor and sees the key hanging from the ceiling.]
Lynn: Aw man!
[Lynn Runs off. She is then heard screaming as all of the mechanisms go off. A loud thud is heard at the end.]
Lynn: Key!
[Then she is heard running through the corridor again. When she comes back, she is covered in soot, smoke is coming off of her, and there are arrows in her back. She unlocks the cage and it lifts off. She grabs the pot.]
Lynn: Wait. [Continues reading the scroll.]
Lynn: Once you have the Alabaster Pot of Remembrance, use the second key to turn off the corridor's defenses. Second? [Looks down the hall, seeing another key.] Dang it!
[Back in the Hall of Warriors, Jack and Lincoln were dodging attacks from each of the five but were starting to get exhausted.]
Taotie: Yes! Feel the extension of my wrath! Rue the day you insulted me with your petty accounting! Rue!
[Just then Lynn arrive with the alabaster pot.]
Lynn: I got the Alabaster Pot of Remembrance, and a butt full of darts. [Lynn realizes that the five are attacking Jack and her brother.] Guys, why are you fighting Jack and Lincoln?
Lincoln: Taotie fed them lies.
Jack: They don't know who they are.
Scarlett: Yes we do, we're the Furious Five. Red Haired-Girly-Poo!
Sofia: Whippy!
Randy: Little Britches!
Manny: Doodie!
Marco: And El Fly Boy!
Scarlett: And you must be working with our arch nemeses: Jack's-An-Idiot, and Lincoln-Chews-With-His-Mouth-Open!
Lynn: [Laughs.] Jack's an idiot. It's funny 'cause it's- not true. [Hides her face behind the pot.]
Jack: Just give them the remedy; get the clay on their heads!
Taotie: Furious Five, get that girl!
Bian: Destroy her, please.
Scarlett: Yes master Taotie.
[Scarlett attacks Lynn. Lynn dodges several attacks and loses hold of the pot. The pot flies in the air and lands on Scarlett's head, knocking her down and covering her head with clay.
Lynn retrieves the pot. Sofia attacks Lynn. She lunges at her and, after several misses, she gets her head in the clay. Marco swoops toward Lynn and causes her to lose hold of the pot.
Manny catches the pot but quickly loses it when Jack kicks him. The pot comes flying toward Lynn and Marco comes flying behind Lynn. Lynn ducks and the pot hits Marco, getting clay on his face.
Lynn retrieves the pot and encounters Randy. She begins fighting with him. Randy grabs Lynn on the face and starts swinging her around and Lynn loses the pot. Lynn reaches for the pot and Randy jumps to it. Lynn quickly covers Randy with clay.
Manny hits Lynn and grabs the pot. Lynn bounces to a column and back at Manny, crushing him and covering his head with clay.
The clay begins to harden and cracks off of each of the fives' faces. The five all become confused but no longer mindslipped.]
Manny: Lynn, you ate my lunch!
Sofia: You erased my memory, not nice!
Marco: And it's your turn to sweep!
Lynn: Yes, yes, yes! I mean, sorry, but yes!
[Randy walks up to Taotie.]
Randy: Hang on, you're not our master.
Scarlett: You're... You.
Taotie: Told you they'd recognize me.
Bian: But now that's not a good thing.
[Taotie and Bian shake with fear. Lincoln, Jack, and the five take stances around the two. The two then run out of the palace toward the mechanical bird.]
Taotie: Hurry son! Faster! Come on, move it! [The two get on the bird and take off.] Peddle son, peddle! [The master arrive outside. Taotie hangs onto the bird by one arm and yells at the palace.] You may have stopped me now, but I'll be back, and I will destroy Kung Fu forever. [Laughs.] And I'm not paying that bill!
[They disappear behind the clouds.]
Lynn: Aren't gotta go after them.
Lincoln: Nah, it will be a wasted effort. We'll just send another bill.
[Later in the Dining Hall Lynn is explaining to Lincoln and the Five about what happened.]
Lynn: ...And then Marco came in to tell me to sweep the barracks and I mindslipped him, and then I just got into a groove. I mean, it was just so... easy. [Chuckles.] But, I was being lazy, and I took shortcuts, and I almost made Lincoln lose you all. But I'm done with that now, forever.
Randy: How can we be sure you won't ever do the mindslip again?
Lynn: Oh, I've got a shortcut for that.
[To everyone's shock Lynn then mindslip herself.]
Marco: How can we tell if it worked?
[Lynn stare blankly for a while and then...]
Lynn: Oh my gosh, the Furious Five! [Gets up.] Me and my brother your biggest fan! Can I have your autographs?! Will you sign my shirt?! [Sees Lincoln.] Oh hey Linc what you doing here and what are you wearing, some sort of Kung Fu suit Leni made you?
Furious Five: It worked.
[Lincoln sighs and gets up.]
Lincoln: I'll go get the Alabaster Pot of Remembrance and call Lisa to bring her memory gun.
[Lincoln then leaves the room.]