"Skywarp! You can't just hide and use projectiles, fight me like a Decepticon!" shouted TC, charging towards his cowardly brother in an attack.
Skywarp promptly ran as far away from his aggressive brother as possible, commenting, "I mean, I'd say I am." Shooting off a projectile randomly behind him, he found the strength to complain, attempting to draw the attention away from himself, "Why don't you yell at Sunstorm? He just keeps taunting."
The clones were gathered in a large cave cavern that they had claimed as a common room, each seated on the collection of cushioning that passed for a couch in front of a large screen human TV they had salvaged. They were playing what Thundercracker had loftily claimed was a human battle simulator, and that was going about as well as could be expected.
Case in point, Thundercracker would only attack what was directly in front of him, but any time his character ran towards one of his brothers', Skywarp would flee to the other end of the stage, and Sunstorm was avoiding anyone around him and hadn't so much as landed a hit. Ramjet wasn't much better. It was making the blue clone frustrated.
"I would never dare raise a servo against any of my beloved siblings," declared the orange Seeker passionately.
"It's digital, bolt-brain!" yelled TC, turning his focus away from the projectile-spamming Skywarp and angling towards Sunstorm's character instead.
"No it isn't. It's life or death!" chimed in Ramjet, keeping his own character just standing near the ledge.
"I'll show you life or death," ground out the pompous Seeker lowly, charging forwards to attack his white sibling.
Ramjet didn't flee as the larger character came barreling towards his own. Only at the last second, his character vanished, leaving Thundercracker a victim to his own momentum and shooting right off the edge. With no ability to recover, he swiftly fell to his death.
The blue clone suddenly shot to his feet and threw down the jerryrigged controller he held, crying out, "None of you know how to play this game right! I'm not staying around here!" He then stormed off in the direction of his berthroom.
The remaining clones stared in his direction for a moment longer, then Skywarp proclaimed, "Let's play that funny mode where the characters get really big!"
"A terrible idea," replied Ramjet with a nod, backing out of their current game back into the main menu.
I had the idea of TC playing as Ganondorf in this, (And Sunstorm maybe Isabelle just because I find the image cute.) but I really don't know Smash Bros well enough to think of mains for the others. Well, you have their playstyles, so discuss in the comments!
