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"Talk" Human talking

'Think' Human thinking

"Talk" Demon talking

'Talk' Demon thinking

"Talk" Jagan Eye talking

'Think' Jagan Eye thinking

"Talk" Spirit talking

'Talk' Spirit thinking

Hiruzen Sarutobi sighed in relief, he entwined his hand together, bent them around so they weren't facing him, and pulled. The resounding crack of his fingers brought the old man a little relief to his old bones, and a feeling of accomplishment as well. For the first time since he got reinstated to be Hokage he dealt with half of his paperwork load in a single day. Sighing in relief he brought his hands back and they went to his upper right hand drawer, nearly a second later he brought out his Icha Icha Paradise book, and brought his trusty pipe out of his long sleeve.

Bringing the pipe to his mouth he filled it with its rich tobacco, and lit it with a minor fire jutsu he created a long time ago. Taking a few puffs he inhaled the sweet nicotine that filled his lungs, he sighed in relaxation, and brought his book up to read its dirty context.

It was a joyful moment in Hiruzen Sarutobi's opinion, and nothing could change it.

Oh how wrong he was.

"Go away you little brat the Hokage is busy!" he heard his secretary scream out.

'What's going on? She doesn't normally yell at kids. Hmm probably that time of the month again.' Sarutobi thought to himself before going back to his book, but several dozen loud stomping noises coming upwards was making that extremely difficult.

"Move it you bitch I have to see him now!" a disrespectful voice shouted at her.

'Oh so its Naruto. I wonder what he wants?'

"I don't care! Lord Hokage has no need to see a little demo-" she was cut off when she suddenly came crashing through the door, surprising the Hokage and making him drop his book on the desk.

Moaning in pain the woman fell unconscious, and Naruto stepped through the ruins of the shattered door. From his entrance Sautobi was surprised at his choice of clothing, but he filed that away for later when he saw his surrogate grandson stride into his office. The way the black-streaked blond was walking, the Hokage didn't doubt that he was mad, no beyond mad. He was furious!

Slamming his hands onto the oak desk Naruto stared long and hard at the old man he used to call a grandfather. He wanted to tear into the old man with his claws for lying to him for nearly thirteen years of his life. But despite his old age, Sarutobi could kick his ass, so instead he was going to hurt the man another way.

"Sarutobi you have some serious explaining to do!" Naruto bluntly said, smirking eagerly when the old man flinched as his name was spat with venom.

"What do I have to explain Naruto?" Sarutobi asked, trying to be as innocent as possible. Though deep down he probably knew why he was so angry.

"You need to explain why you've lied to me for twelve years, and I'm not leaving until I get my answers." the secret Kurashagan user said, drawing a frown on the mans face.

"I have not lie-" the old man started to say before he was struck with massive killing intent.

"Bullshit you know what I'm talking about. You didn't you tell me my father was the fucking Yondaime Hokage!" Naruto raged at the pathetic man he used to respect.

Sighing tiredly Sauriobi inhaled from his pipe one more time before setting it on his desk. Opening his eyes again he stared long and hard at his surrogate grandson, he fully expected the pre-teen to back down like he usually did, but to his surprise he didn't. He stood his ground, and his killing intent even increased somewhat.

"How did you figure it out?" he asked, fully knowing that denying it was pointless now.

"It is tradition for the jinchuriki host to be selected from the family of the village's own Kage. I read that in a book and came to two conclusions, either I was related to the Yondaime from a relative, or someone from the Senju Clan, or someone from your family. But since I have no blood relation to you, or the founding Kage's I can only conclude that I am his son. And taking a look in the mirror I look almost exactly like him. Plus other than the Yamanaka's, he's the only person who ever had blond hair in this village." Naruto said to the old man, there was no need to beat around the bush in this discussion.

"Naruto I did it to protect you from Iwagakure. They are still very hostile towards the Yondaime, and after Kyuubi attacked there was no way we could defend ourselves from another invasion." the Sandaime tried to explain, but apparently Naruto wanted to hear none of it.

"I once told you what I hated most, and what was that?" he demanded.

Sarutobi barely held in a wince when he said that.

"What. Was. It?" the black-streaked blond demanded again.

"Liars." the Sandaime sighed out.

"And you told me that liars are scum. You said you would never lie to me, but you've been doing that for twelve years." Naruto said, digging his claws into the oaken desk with ease. "Scum." he rasped out at him.

"What do you want me to do about it!" Sarutobi finally snapped at him, "I did it to keep you safe, to keep the village safe. I did everything to keep all of us safe and you're going to demand something of me? Well too bad Naruto I don't owe you a thing!"

"You don't owe me anything?" Naruto screamed at him, "You owe me a lot of things Sarutobi! I've fought, bled, sweat, and cried tears for this village. I have a fucking demon in my stomach to protect these ignorant bastards, and what do I get in return? Neglected, beaten, starved, ripped off, denied a childhood, I've even died for this village. I brought back the infamous Demon of the Mist, and a woman with a very rare bloodline."

He took a few haggard breathes and took both his masks off, effectively making Sarutobi stiffen seeing his once fiery blue eyes as cold as a glacier, along with his brutally scarred face-the closed Jagan Eye included. And realized he made a great mistake in saying he owed Naruto nothing, especially when his eyes morphed into the mutated Sharingan.

"I know what I am now Sarutobi, ironically thanks to Iwagakure I realized who I am exactly." he peered his eyes into the old Kage's, almost into a hypnotizing stare, "I know that my mother was of Uchiha blood after I realized the truth when I stared into the mirror. And I know that my old man was a powerful ninja, know this Sarutobi I'm not the weakling that anyone can push around anymore. And my loyalty is on the breaking point for this village, so whats stopping me from taking Zabuza and Haku away from this place that I love so much." he continued with a massive amount of sarcasm at the last part.

"You wouldn't." Hiruzen rebutted.

"Try me. After all I'm the most unpredictable ninja in this village. I'm sure that Sand will welcome me, maybe Grass, hell with Kyuubi's power and Zabuza's training we could take over Kirigakure in one or two years tops." Naruto replied grinning his fox-like grin, "And after I'm gone Wave will surely catch wind and cut off their newly trade routes with you, and you'll be open to attack from any hostile nations when they learn that your jinchuriki is gone."

Weighing in the possibilities Sarutobi measure that fact that Naruto was undying loyal to the village. But at the same time he could very well leave, and become a possible enemy. Narrowing his eyes at the decision he was about to make the old man sighed in defeat, because the risk was just too great. "What do you want?"

Smirking that he was finally getting somewhere Naruto answered him, "I want three things, and three things only."

Nodding sadly the Hokage brought out a agreement paper.

"First I want The Demon Brothers out of the maximum security prison, they are to be placed with Zabuza and Haku with the same punishment of house arrest." he demanded making Sarutobi's eyes widen at the outrageous demand.

"Naruto are you serious? They are master assassins and would kill anyone in a heartbeat without a shred of remorse." the old Kage exclaimed.

"Exactly." Naruto simply stated, seeing the Professors look he made it easy to understand, while mocking him at the same time, "They will take any job that involves killing their target. Plus they are masters in poison creation, and they worked with Zabuza. So if you ask the man to make them cooperate they'll probably work under you without much hesitation." he said to him very slowly, making the old man scowl at him.

"I'll do my best for that one." he managed to grit through his teeth, clearly not liking the fact he was getting talked down to by a Genin of all things.

Smirking again seeing the Sandaime write down his request he went for the second one, "Second, I want full rights to my old family's stuff."

"That is impossible right now Naruto." Sarutobi said, bringing a hand up he stopped the jinchuriki from speaking, "The Yondaime created a very special seal for you, and you weren't to open it until you reached Chunin rank, and the same goes for your mother as well." the old man barely hid a smirk as he wrote down Naruto's wasted request.

Narrowing his eyes that the old bastard got him when the Jagan Eye whispered something in his mind.

'What was that?' he mentally asked the sentiment tool.

"I said the old fool isn't lying."

'And how do you know, and how are you talking when you are closed?'

"I can read minds you stupid ningen even when closed, and I can keep myself closed because now is not the time to reveal myself. Anyways the old monkey isn't lying about this, he may have fooled you for twelve years, but he can't block his mind from me."

'Why are you helping me? I thought you said I'll help with you once you give me the respect I deserve.'

"You made the Hokage bend to your will through words, guilt, and emotions. While it's not a big thing in my mind its good enough to help you...for now. Don't think I'm doing this at the bottom of my heart!"

Deciding to not say 'what heart?' to the eyeball on his forehead, Naruto merely thanked it, and sketched out the possibilities of what he could do with the Jagan Eye on his side now.

Seeing that the old man was done writing he went in for the kill, "And lastly once I become a Chunin I want it to be announced that the Yondaime was my father. I'm not afraid of assassins, or anything, if they come for me they'll return home in a body bag."

If the Sandaime Hokage was drinking or eating something at that instant, he would have either started choking or spat it out. He tried to find the right words to protest it, but instead he stayed silent in order not to babble like an idiot. Finally after two minutes he only sighed, the guilt he felt over the years of lying to the boy was already getting to him, but now Naruto placed much more on it. He felt trapped, and his relationship with his surrogate grandson was on a very thin line at best, or completely shattered at worst.

Sighing one last time he wrote down the last demand, his old heart was becoming heavy with every word until it felt like iron when he finally put the period. Finally he put the Hokage stamp on it, making it one-hundred percent official.

Snatching it from the old mans hands Naruto placed his masks back on, turned away, and didn't look back as he headed out the broken door.

Hiruzen Sarutobi sighed a very sorrowful sigh, he placed his hands on his head feeling a major headache coming on. In the silence he heard a small hissing noise, opening his eyes he saw an exploding tag where Naruto's right hand used to be. His eyes widening he ducked under his desk knowing that the desk could survive an exploding tag-which it did when a Cloud assassin tried killing him during The Second Great Shinobi War. The explosion wasn't big, in fact it was actually small, almost deliberately.

Peeking his head from under it he started sobbing, not just because he broke Naruto's trust. But also that his prized authorized first edition Icha Icha Paradise book was destroyed, along with all his finished and unfinished paperwork, and his favorite pipe had to be repaired. Sighing the Sandaime wiped away his tears, picked up his broken pipe, and left the office. He was going to call in some Chunin to take his assistant to the hospital, and fix up his office. But in the meantime he was going to take a well needed break.

After all he had more things to do to make it up to Naruto. And it wasn't going to be easy.

The next day was intense for our hero. After Sarutobi signed his demands he went straight home and packed his stuff, stuffing his library books and clothing into Ishikawa's sealing scroll, making sure he had all his equipment on him, and making sure his stash of Bleach manga was secured in its secret hiding place that no one other than him could find. He picked up both Ichigo and Benihime placing them in his backpack, dispelled his clones, and headed off to the forest.

Arriving to some sort of fenced area that said 'Area Forty-four Keep Out', Naruto only scoffed at it and jumped right over it. Immediately after going one-hundred feet in it he was attacked by a giant tiger. Smiling under his masks he fought and defeated the giant creature, he didn't kill it but it sure was one hell of a good fight.

Especially when it was claws against claws.

After giving the tiger three claw-like scars going down his right eye, the beast admitted defeat and ran off to lick its wounds.

Sighing in relief that he actually beat the beast he looked in his backpack to see if the kits were all right. They were fine but Ichigo looked kind of mad that he wasn't involved in the fight. Benihime however was different all together, she was shaking in absolute fear. That brought a frown to Naruto's face, he honestly didn't mean to scare her, but he needed to blow off some steam, and he honestly didn't trust any one right now to leave them alone with some clones.

After reassuring her that nothing bad would happen to them, he took off deeper into the forest. It was many miles until he found himself near a majestic waterfall, smiling he set his pack down and got right to training.

During that day and through most of the night he worked on the jutsu's he stole from Muka, and Ishikawa. Over the month that he worked on them, he oddly found that the earth and water techniques came easy to him, he would figure it out eventually but now it was time for his next technique. This one he deliberately put off using for quite sometime.

Walking over to the stones on the left side near the waterfall he brought his hands up into the snake seal and whispered, "Earth Style: Hidden in Stones Jutsu." raising his hand up he pressed it against the hard surface. He then started phasing through and into the stone surface, using his other senses he moved to the right, getting used to the feeling of his body being encased in stone. Finally after five minutes he came out on the right side of the waterfall, his body looked like the stone for a minute until he fully brought himself out into the clearing.

"Not bad Blondie it took me nearly ten minutes to do that." Ishikawa praised the pre-teen.

"Yea thanks for the tip on that one, I honestly did not know what I would do if it failed." Naruto thanked the spirit, after panting a bit.

"You would have died that's what, while it rarely happens nowadays, its' still bound to happen."

"I'll make sure to remember that." the Kurashagan-user remarked before laying on his back.

"Kid I believe it's time to head back." Ishikawa suggested.

"Hell no I'm not done training, besides I don't want to see Sarutobi for a long time." Naruto angrily replied.

"Dude no need to be too harsh on the old guy. I mean sure he lied, but he feels bad doesn't that count for anything?"

"Hell no, and whats with the change of personality? When we first met you were cold and sadistic, but now you're as lazy as Shikamaru."

"Dude if you knew me in Stone then you would know that I'm the biggest slacker out there. All right granted in my younger days I was a hardass, but once I spent years in the wilderness I learned to chill. But there is a time to chill and a time to fight, you were just unlucky enough to meet me in battle mode." the dead Kamizuru bordly remarked his life.

"And that I was a Leaf ninja." was Naruto's retort.

"Hey sue me! I was taught to hate the Leaf with a passion. Stone has always been a military village from day one, and that has been drilled into our heads. But now that I'm dead thanks to you I can finally chill for eternity once I fulfilled my purpose here." Ishikawa casually replied as he laid in mid-air and stared at the clouds.

"What is your purpose anyways?"

"Beats me, before I left purgatory Lord Shinigami cryptically said I would know when the time came." the dead Stone Chunin replied before falling asleep.

"Lazy ass." Naruto muttered before bringing his hands behind his head, "Not like it matters I'm staying here."

"The hell you are." Shinigami piped up.

"Oh come on! Can't I do something for myself for once?" the mask-wearer protested.

"Not while I'm here." The God of Death replied, "Listen I know you're peeved at the old man, but he is genially sorry for what he did. And on the bright side is that you have him under your thumb!" seeing his Avatar raise an eyebrow at him he continued, "Hiruzen knows what you are, he would be a fool to continue denying your rights."

"Geez the way you say it, it makes me sound like a spoiled brat." Naruto replied before turning his head to see the fox kits heading towards him.

"It does sound like it, but in reality you deserve it. Like you said you fought, bled, and died for the village. You earned your power and didn't take the easy way out like Kakashi or the other Uchiha. You have practiced those skills until you made them your own, and for that you deserve what was denied to you."

"Are you smoking something?" he sweat-dropped, feeling like the God was out of his damn mind. And it confirmed it when he heard a inhaling sound, and a satisfying sigh of satisfaction. "Fine whatever I'll leave, but I'll be back here eventually."

"Yea you do that ki-OH MY GOD A GIANT PINK ELEPHANT!"

Naruto only sighed before picking the kits up and placing them in his backpack again. Putting his hand in the Tiger hand seal he whispered, "Chameleon Jutsu." concentrating he focused the usage of the jutsu around his body until he disappeared. Smirking under this invisible technique he was glad that he learned this from Ishikawa's body. From what he experienced, this ninja escape technique allowed the user to control how light is reflected around their body with chakra inflections. And from further practicing the technique also erased the user's scent and shadow, and was usable on any terrain.

Leaping over the river he headed towards the fence where he entered. However before he got to it he came to a sudden stop seeing two Leaf Jonin patrolling the perimeter, narrowing his eyes he wondered why this area was fenced off. Sure it looked spooky, and a giant tiger tried to maul him, but he faced much worse when he was younger. Seeing the two Jonin starting to converse he strained to hear what they were saying.

"Why did Hokage-sama assign us to guard this shit hole again?" the first unremarkable one asked.

"For the tenth time its was our turn to stand guard." the second one wearing red framed sunglasses replied irritably.

"I don't see why, no one ever goes into The Forest of Death besides that crazy snake slut."

'Snake slut?' Naruto questioned.

"Will you quit ragging on her it's not her faul-"

"Yes it is!" the first one bellowed angrily, "That vile student of Orochimaru deserves to die for her traitorous actions to the Leaf! Her and the Kyuubi brat both deserve to die for their-" he didn't get to finish before he was punched in the jaw by the second one, who had an angry look on his face.

"I told you time and time again not to mock those two. Just because your wife left you after your failed attempted pursuit of her, and you lost your home to the Kyuubi attack does not justify for your actions towards them!"

The first Jonin only glared at him before wiping his mouth, "Shut your damn mouth Aoba! Just because you're a Special Jonin doesn't mean you are better that me!"

The man now revealed to be Aoba only sighed at the mans stupidity, reaching to his turtleneck sweatshirt he gently pressed on it and said, "Target acquired and is ready for transport."

The Jonin only looked confused before two Anbu Black Ops members suddenly appeared beside him. He started sputtering as they drew their katana's and crossed them over his neck.

"Aoba what is the meaning of this!" the Jonin demanded.

"You broke the Hokage's law you moron, and you also insulted one of our most highly respected interrogation experts. I had hopes that you would look past your prejudice for the two. But looks like I was wrong." Aoba stared at the man hard after finishing his sentence, while you couldn't see his eyes, you could feel the anger from them. "Take him away boys, I'm sure Ibiki would love to have a chat with him."

The last thing Naruto saw of the man was him screaming in denial before he vanished with the two elite shinobi. Everything was silent for the moment before the man named Aroba looked towards him, nudging his head the black-streaked blond knew he was busted. But seeing that there was no use hiding anymore he undid his jutsu and leaped from his tree perch, doing a few acrobatic tricks in midair he landed next to the Special Jonin.

The man only clapped a little bit before saying, "I give the hiding a six out of ten, and the landing a eight out of ten."

"How did you notice me?" Naruto asked him.

Aoba only smirked at him, "I've used that justu enough times to know when its being used."

"You know it?" he asked him.

"Of course I fought in The Third Great Shinobi War, I killed a Stone ninja and took it from his corpse."

"Wait there is no way you could have done that...except if you were in the Anbu Black Ops." Naruto reasoned out, unfortunately remembering how to actually retrieve the information for a corpse.

Aoba was stunned to say the least after hearing that, this kid who was undoubtedly the Kyuubi container found out on his first try. He kept his past experiences as a Anbu ninja hidden for many reasons, mostly because his work was grisly, and hard on the soul. That was why he quit straight after the war ended and became a Special Jonin for his skills in the knowledge of the human body.

"How did you figure it out?" he asked the mask-wearing pre-teen.

"Kakahsi-sensei once told up what Hunter ninjas do during our last mission, and I heard the Anbu do the same thing. Once I got back I decided to look it up to see if it was up my alley." Naruto replied truthfully, for the most part at least.

The Special Jonin just shook his head and looked back at him, "That job is not glorious, listen Naruto promise me that you will not pursue that position."

Raising an eyebrow behind his mask the black-streaked blond only shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, I won't as long as you let me go back in that forest every so often."

Aoba looked skeptical when he heard that. Only high level shinobi like himself, Kakashi, and Anko were allowed in there, he was going to object but he saw that there was no scratch on the pre-teen. From his experience as a Anbu operative he observed his clothes. There was a good amount of dirt and sweat coating his clothing, and from his calculations he was in there for a little over a twenty-four hour period. Pretty impressive for a Genin, not an ordinary Genin of course, but a Genin nonetheless.

While every ounce of his being screamed at him to say no he instead replied, "All right but stay safe all okay?"

Naruto only smirked under his masks in reply, "Who do you think you're talking to?"

"That's what I'm afraid of." the man dead-panned before the pre-teen only shrugged at him before running off. Once he was gone them man let out a shudder he was holding in ever since he started talking to the kid.

"That damn mask." he sighed remembering it, and all the horrors that caused him to lose sleep at night.

While Naruto sped away from the Special Jonin he noticed that the village seemed quieter that usual. No wait it still was pretty noisy, but something was missing. Straining his ears he heard a soft noise, but a few seconds later it kept getting louder by the second. He didn't know what to think of it before a bell rang in his head of alerting danger. Thinking on his feet like he always did Naruto jumped away and onto the nearest roof.

Almost immediately he saw Sasuke running past him, and behind him were his ever loyal fangirls. Naruto shuddered realizing why Sasuke always ran from them, before he was too dumb to understand, but now it made complete sense. Sasuke wasn't gay like most of the guys thought, but he wasn't interested in girls who wasted their time. If they trained to be stronger he might have approached them with a romantic interest-though in Naruto's mind he knew Sasuke would rather train than do that.

While he hated to admit it, Sasuke didn't deserve what was happening to him. So he decided to do something about it, if nothing else than to get scare the fangirls. So with a devious smile he brought both his index and middle fingers into a familiar cross seal.

Sasuke meanwhile wasn't enjoying himself. All he wanted to do was buy some tomatoes, that's all he wanted! But then Sakura showed up out of the middle of nowhere. By the time he realized it he was being chased by twenty fangirls. Kami he hated fangirls, they were pathetic and useless, okay maybe not useless, because someone had to be cannon fodder.

In his desperation to get rid of them he turned down a nearby alleyway, but his eyes widened in horror when he saw he came to a dead end. Turning around he saw the evil faces of his fan club slowly approach him. If he was thinking clearly he would have just climbed up the wall using chakra, but instead his thoughts were distracting him. Breathing heavily he closed his eyes as he wished for something, anything that would get him out of this mess.

And he got that wish with a barrage of balloons.

The girls screamed in horror when the first balloon hit Sakura's over sized, and still massively bruised forehead. They looked around and wondered who would dare strike them with paint, but only got hit again, and again, and again. Pretty soon they were bombarded with literally hundreds of balloons. Through the screaming and crying at their ruined outfits, Naruto's clones took out their smoke bombs and thew them in front of Sasuke.

The real Naruto took action barely a second later, bringing his hands into the tiger hand seal and a small cloud of smoke enveloped him as he descended into the smokescreen. Stepping out a second later scarring the girls for life was the Shinigami himself. His long flowing white hair and yukata blowing in the wind, his hollow black eyes pierced into them, and his malicious sharp teeth were grinning behind the dagger in his mouth.

"Flee mortals the boys soul is mine!" the monstrous God growled out.

The girls-while stupid, weren't dumb enough to try and fight a God of all things. So with a scream that nearly deafened every one around them, they ran as if their lives depended on it.

As the smoke cleared Sasuke coughed. He opened his eyes to thank the person who helped him, but once he took a look he fell straight on his ass. Eyes widening in fear that the Shinigami himself came to take his soul, it wasn't fair! He never got to kill Itachi, nor would he get to revive his clan to their former glory. Deciding that he was going to take it like a man he closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable.

"Hey Sasuke are you okay?"

That voice! Sasuke opened his eyes to still see the imposing form of the Shinigami himself. But the mighty Deity smiled and in a burst of smoke, he vanished. And in his place stood none other than Naruto Uzumaki.

At first the Uchiha didn't know what to do, the first emotion was relief, quickly followed by disbelief, then anger. Getting to his feet he said the first thing that came to his mind. "Dobe what the hell are you doing here!" he demanded.

The black-streaked blond only blinked behind his mask, "So this is the thanks I get for saving your sorry ass?"

Sasuke only humphed in response, the Uchiha didn't want to admit it but he was right. Who knows what would have happened to him when the git their claws on him? For years there have been debates about what happened to the poor souls that were caught by fangirls. Some said they devoured your soul, others said they devour you whole once they turned into their "true form". Or in Kakashi's case he just thought that you got your brains screwed out before being devoured mentally. In any case he didn't want to know, or find out. So burying his Uchiha pride for now he lifted his right arm towards the former full blond.

Naruto only nodded before bringing his left arm out and shook Sasuke's hand. It wasn't much but it was a start, but from reading a book when he was as young as eight, he remembered that to create a friendship they had to bond. Now what did Sasuke and him have in common? Well they had a rivalry going on, but what else? Mentally thinking he found a perfect way to actually help both himself and Sasuke at the same time.

"Hey Sasuke you want to learn how to avoid them forever?" he asked him.

Looking up Sasuke's face told him exactly what he thought about it.

Armageddon: Holy shit the last update was a hit.

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Armageddon: Well now that I've updated, and feels the need to apologize if this chapter was unsatisfactory I believe I should tell you the requirements for joining the A.A.F.

Lt. RasenganFin: Requirements?

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