ello mate, after weeks of researching le characters and all, i think I've gotten a rather decent amount of understanding behind each character...well nearly almost all of the characters, there's some characters that I'm going to be writing from the bottom of my own interpretation, such as Lucie, who literally has none of her show episodes available anywhere...also i change a few characters of mine, and one more thing, the formatting is going to GARBAGE, literal GARBAGE, because fanfiction is a outdated website and is nowhere good as AO3, so expect to see middle lines everywhere, this is in order for me to somewhat separate paragraphs from each other. (actually nevermind they all disappeared when I posted this story wtf, so i replaced them)
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yep, THESE lines...anyways, another thing I'd like to tell you is that one character will be missing from the story until further notice, and...i might not continue this story, i'm very overwhelmed with a lot of things right now and i honestly don't think I'd have the willpower to write for this story...though i can't tell for sure, maybe I will update it again soon?-
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other than that, thanks for your reviews and suggestions, and let's hope that you are going to enjoy this story!-
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the camera view slowly fades in, to show us the sight of an extremely familiar island, and there near a small dock, stood two familiar people...which were neither other than Chris Mclean and Chef Hatchet!-
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"weeeelllcome BACK viewers!" Chris excitedly said, as he pointed two fingers at the camera, showing off a big shiny set of teeth to them all. "yeah that's right, back to the best, totally radical and DRAMA enduring show of all century, millennial, eons, and whatever other geeky nerdy scientific term there is...IT'S TOTAL DRAMA BABY, WOOOO!"-
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"urgh...thanks for that" Chef grumbled, as he picked his right ear with his own pinky, while giving a glare to his coworker.-
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Chris chuckled before patting his friend on the back. "relax Chef, you know how happy this stuff makes me...i mean come on, how can YOU not be happy, being on one of the greatest shows ever, with a totally handsome and charming guy such as moi?"-
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"oh I'd BE happy, if you promise to actually pay me this time!" Chef countered back with.-
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"ANYWAYS!" Chris quickly stepped away from the giant, totally ignoring what he just said, as the host with the dark hair and chiseled chin then stood closer to the camera. "we're all back for another breathtaking, trauma-infested season of TOTAL DRAMA~...and this time, instead of recouping with some of our older, more familiar faces...we've got something much, MUCH better, which is a whole batch of people from across the worlds!...in which, we totally didn't steal a bunch of high technology stuff from the military, to use in order to get those contestants from across several different dimensions...yup, totally not, right Chef?"-
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"hey man, don't look at me" Chef put his hands up and looked away from the host.-
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"glad to see you agree with me!" Chris gave him a wink, before looking back at the ocean. "anyways, our NEW contestants are going to be arriving, via a big expensive yacht, to whiiiich...oh, i think they're here, quickly pan the shot over at the waters dude!"-
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the camera panned over to the ocean, however...there was nothing in the view?-
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"THE OTHER SIDE, DOOFUS!" Chris angrily yelled at the intern, who yelped out of fear, before quickly panning the camera to the OTHER side, where a big yacht was seen sailing towards the shore.-
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soon enough, the yacht stopped by the bridge of the dock and stopped there, with the yacht's own bridge immediately slamming itself into the wooden floor to make way for the incoming contestants.-
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"our first contestant to join us in this new epic season of TD, is what many would consider a normal ordinary teenage girl from California...who's totally not in a special quest or anything, everyone welcome...HAILEY BANKS!" Chris pointed his fingers at the yacht, as a teenage girl with reddish brown hair walked down the bridge, and into the docks.-
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"hey, hey, I've finally made it!" Hailey gleefully said, before she nearly tripped on the ramp that she walked on, although she quickly regained her balance and tried to act cool about it. "OOPS...okay no, no, I'm okay, totally okay!"-
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"really Chris...a kid?" Chef raised his eyebrow at the host.-
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Chris shrugged, before smiling at Hailey. "HAI-leee~, how does it feel like, being on the biggest show of your life?"-
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"how do i feel...shoot, okay let's see here" Hailey held her chin as she quickly thought of something to say. "okay okay, it's all so...exciting, no, i mean seriously, i had to beg my parents to even come here, and then i had to calm down Scott from crying his eyes out, because he also wanted to come, but I told him that he COULDN'T, because he didn't get an invitation an-OH YEAH, i finally managed to join a reality game show, so i can cross that off my wishlist...or do i gotta stay here for...a few hours or something, for it to-"-
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"Hailey, Hailey, hey, i don't care!" Chris rudely said, whilst he still smiled brightly, before he pointed his thumb at Chef. "why don't you go stand over Chef, while we greet our other contestant?"-
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"um...okay?" Hailey narrowed her eyes, before silently walking over to the other man behind Chris.-
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she stopped near Chef, and gave him a friendly smile, only for Chef to growl like a bear towards her, making the teenager shrink down and look away with nervousness.-
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"okay then, now that we're done with Hailey's chicken cluckering-"-
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"hey!" Hailey gave Chris a offended look at the comment, before the host then continued on-
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"here's our next contestant, who's quite the ROCK'N'ROLL BABY, it's...DEWEY FINN!" Chris exclaimed, as he mimicked himself shredding a guitar, with...actual sounds coming out, somehow?-
"how's...he doing that?" Hailey asked, with a confused look.-
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Chef then pointed at a bush, to which a hidden speaker box was seen at-
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"oh" Hailey flatly said-
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after that, the contestant known as Dewey was coming out of the yacht and making his way down the ramp, carrying a bunch of luggage within him.-
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he finally got into the wooden floor of the dock, before he dropped his entire luggage in the ground with a big huff.-
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"MAN...don't they have like, one of these people who carry these things for ya?" Dewey exasperated, as he wiped his forehead with his own sleeve.-
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"Dewey, what's up rocker man, how was the trip?" Chris asked the superstar.-
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"uncomfortably tight..." Dewey told him, before looking back at the yacht. "i mean, how do you have a kickass boat like that, but force us to stay in one room for the entire trip...also, can I tell you something, yeah, see these bags, they're full of guitars, dirty clothing, only because I didn't really prepare for the trip and I sorta forgot...and more guitars, maybe some...ya know, magazines, and maybe, JUST maybe...there's also alcohol in them, is that cool, do we uh...not do that here or something?"-
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"we at Total Drama, don't condone the usage of drugs nor alcohol...but hey, we also aren't responsible for anyone that's gonna get themselves wasted, and possibly injured...so you're good!" Chris gave him a thumbs up.-
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"oh good..." Dewey sighed in relief. "cuz I'll be honest right now, I'll probably drink here a lot, like...a lot, I mean, it's a vacation after all, right?"-
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"vacation...man this ain't vacation, you're in HELL right now!" Chef corrected him.-
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"hmm?" Dewey looked at the other guy with slight confusion. "I'm sorry, what was that again?"-
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"yo, Dewey, you signed up for a reality game show, remember?" Chris reminded, although Dewey was more confused than anything.-
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Dewey then opened his mouth for a moment, before closing it, as he spoke again. "sooo...I'm not in Hawaii, and I'm not going to be sunbathing and sipping margaritas?"-
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"nope, you're probably going to be complaining and wishing that you weren't here though, haha!" Chris laughed at his own comment before gesturing to his back. "why don't you stand next to your fellow contestants"-
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"...man, i really gotta start reading contracts more!" Dewey sighed deeply before dragging himself towards Hailey and Chef.-
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"hey, look on the bright side, this is technically still a vacation, you'll get to play all kinds of exciting games!" Hailey tried to encourage the older man.-
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"...who are you again?" Dewey flatly said to the girl-
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"and here comes the next contestant, who's a very popular person amongst the geeks and nerds of the world...he's...uh...PS5?" Chris awkwardly scratched the back of his own head as he was seen looking at a small note.-
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afterwards, a small triangular being came out of the yacht, who had small black limbs, and they were holding a...coke bottle-
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"yooo, what's up dudes?" PS5 greeted them with a deep bro voice, as he took a big sip of his coke bottle, before burping loudly in result. "oh damn, excuse me, ahaha..."-
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"yeah...what's up little man, you're in Total Drama now!" Chris greeted them, as the console walked down the ramp with a lazy smile.-
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"coool, that's so-OH!" PS5 didn't finish, as he ended up tripping due to one of Dewey's luggage, thus spilling his coke all over the floor. "oh man...MY COKE!"-
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"oooh..." Dewey winced, as he quickly looked away from the console. "who put that there, eh?"-
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"yikes..." Hailey said, with one of her eyes closed.-
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"dude...this IS not sigma bro" PS5 grumbled, as he wiped himself off. "i mean seriously, I could've broke my neck, including my booty or something!"-
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"aren't we going to ask...how this thing can even talk?" Hailey asked, as she kept looking at the console weirdly.-
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"i mean, honestly i drank a bunch of stuff earlier ago in the boat, so uh...i think I'm actually just having delusions...right?" Dewey looked at the others for an answer.-
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"first time seeing a talking object eh?" Chris asked.-
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"they're probably all in awe, because their local stores probably already sold out of Playstation fives, this is their first time seeing greatness...and you know, here, just for you all!" PS5 then started to flex his 'muscles' for them-
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"boy what are you doing?" Chef asked the console-
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"i'm showing my rizz...grrrr!" PS5 groaned as he kept trying to flex his tiny arms, before he gave up. "oh man...now I'm lazy...okay I'm done"-
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"save the flexing for the real men dude, AKA me~" Chris winked at the camera then. "why don't you just stand next to your friends or whatever?"-
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"how about I stay next to your mom?" PS5 randomly said before making his way to the others.-
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"VERY original..." Chris rolled his eyes at that, before shaking his head as he continues on. "and our next contestant is someone VERY familiar, he's jacked, he's sporty, and he's...basically a walking target, everyone welcome to...TYLEEER!"-
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"WHAT?" Chef said with surprise. "i thought you said we was getting new faces around here!"-
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"hey guys, I'm here!" a voice was heard coming from the yacht, before Tyler came out of it, wearing his iconic red tracksuit. "i can't believe I've made it into another sea-SOOON!"-
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Tyler ended up tripping over his legs, before he started to come crashing down the ramp, hitting the board with a painful yelp each time, until he finally ended up crashing into the wooden floor.-
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"oooh!" Hailey winced with a shocked look.-
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"now that's...embarrassing" Dewey shook his head, with a finger next to his lips.-
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"L.O.L, i think he died bruh!" PS5 pointed at them, not really worried at all.-
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"come on Chef, what's a show without a butt monkey?" Chris asked, before he and Chef started to snicker at Tyler's expense.-
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"ugh...why me?" Tyler groaned as he slowly stood up and rubbed his face.-
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"Tyler, my main man...stand next to your fellow, and TRY not to hurt yourself again...pff!" Chris snorted as Tyler slowly walked over to the others.-
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"anyways...let's welcome our next contestant, she might be pretty and tiny, but think thrice before you cross her, because this girl is a upcoming sidekick...which actually sounds lame when compared to being a main heroine...everyone welcome...VANA GLAMA!" Chris exaggerated as he pointed at the yacht again, where a girl wearing a pink dress, and with orangish hair came down the ramp, to which she was seen fixing her hair with a smile.-
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"ZAMN, SHE'S TWELVE!?" PS5 yelled out of nowhere-
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"what...what does this mean?" Tyler gave him a look.-
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"alright" Vana closed her little makeup mirror, before looking at the others. "I'm here now, and most of you can probably quit the show right now and save yourself the trouble, cause I'm totally winning...whatever this is supposed to be"-
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"wow, i like the confidence right there Vana, d'ya think it'll come back to bite you?" Chris asked with a smirk.-
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"hah...yeah, no" Vana rolled her eyes.-
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"better hope so, cuz you're now in the biggest show of your life, where you're being viewed by millions of people, who'd probably laugh at you forever if you ever end up doing something stupid, isn't that just fun?"-
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"wait...THIS is all being broadcasted!?" Hailey gasped.-
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"it's a REALITY show, what did ya expect?" Chris rolled his eyes at the girl. "anyways, Vana, in you go, next to the rest of the contestants!"-
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"you mean the people I'm eventually gonna beat, okay then" Vana shrugged before making her way towards them-
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"okay hey, HEY" Dewey frowned at the little girl. "now i may look out of shape, but I'm not going to take no crap from some little red riding hood girl, okay? cuz trust me, I've no problem smacking a kid in the head, ya know?"-
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Vana then growled loudly at Dewey, to which it quickly made him back away in fear.-
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"woah..uh...did I say something, i-i was just, rehearsing for a song, ya know?" Dewey nervously said.-
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"hmph!" Vana then looked away with a smirk-
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"man, now THAT'S just pathetic!" Chef face-palmed at the man-
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"hey, i could've easily did something, i just don't hit kids, alright, geez!" Dewey crossed his arms with a pout-
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"not me, i assault people randomly sometimes" PS5 casually said.-
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"...what?" Hailey gave him a confused look-
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"leave the violence for later...or actually, don't, we love that here!...and for our next contestant, i guess you can call her a...square, but does that mean she's lame, or just ordinary, i dunno, let's give it up for...Polka Dot!" Chris exclaimed, as he pointed at a literal squared being, who had a bunch of colorful dots in her body.-
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"ZAMN, SHE'S...I DON'T KNOW HER AGE, BUT ZAMN!" PS5 yelled again, with his tongue out and staring intensely at Polka Dot.-
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"hello everyone!" Polka Dot waved at them. "am i in the right place?"-
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"yes you are, welcome to Total Drama!" Chris gave her a nod.-
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"aww...aren't you cute?" Hailey cooed at the little object-
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"thank you, weirdly figured person!" Polka Dot casually said.-
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"pfft..." Tyler snorted at that. "wow, she basically called you ugly"-
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"uh..." Hailey awkwardly said.-
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"oh, i was actually being nice...sorry" Polka Dot apologized with a shrug.-
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"Polka Dot, stand next to your friends, will ya?" Chris asked, to which Polka Dot did so-
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as Polka Dot stood next to the others, she noticed PS5...giving her a flirty look.-
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"hey bebe~" PS5 spoke in a weird accent, as he traced a finger over his nonexistent chin. "you like my mewing?"-
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"you're kinda creepy" she told him with a smile.-
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"and our next contestant, he's basically...a multi trillionaire, somehow...and i don't know his full name, but everyone welcome MrBoss !" Chris then pointed towards a man, with a big head, wearing a formal suit.-
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"yo, what's up guys!" MrBoss said with a smile. "heh, man did this trip take a while to end, was starting to think I'd never leave, haha, seriously, I was nearly contemplating mass murder for a second there!"-
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"huh?" Tyler said with a surprised look-
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"just kidding, hahaha!" he laughed, before his face suddenly turned dark, with him speaking in a deeper voice. "no i wasn't..."-
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"aw I'm just joshing y'all!" he suddenly went back to his normal self again-
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"i...feel unsafe?" Polka Dot said with uncertainly.-
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"i think this guy is insane..." Dewey whispered to Chef.-
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"meh" Chef shrugged at that. "i met worse..."-
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"Boss, dope name, why don't you stay next to your friends?" Chris asked.-
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"sure!" MrBoss nodded. "I sure can't wait to hang out with you young folks and see what the hoopla is about, sure hope you don't mind a old man like me hanging out with y'all!"-
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"hmm...I've no problem with beating elder people, so i guess that's okay" Vana shrugged.-
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"loving the attitude Vana!" Chris said with a smile, before he pointed at the yacht. "and here comes our next contestant, and he's known as...LANCE VANCE!"-
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afterwards, a dark complected man, as quoted by Brooklyn Guy before...anyways, Lance came out of the yacht, wearing a full on cyan suit, pants and shoes, just pure blue!-
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"wooo, yeah man, here comes LANCE!" Lance happily said as he nearly tripped over the luggage. "man what the-...aw man whatever, I'm here, and I'm here to win, most definitely brotha!"-
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"yeah, I'm sure you will...LANCE VANCE, ahahaha!" Chris mockingly laughed at them, to which some of the other contestants also did-
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"your name is Lance Vance...seriously dude!?" PS5 laughed-
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"aw man...did you really need to reveal that, man!?" Lance glared at the host-
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"sorry man...too good to pass up!" Chris wiped a tear from his eye as he finally calmed down. "anyways, go stand over there, alright?"-
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"hmph...whatever" Lance fixed his suit then as he began to walk over to the others. "i'm gonna show you cats, what the Lance Vance dance is about, later!"-
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"this can't get any worse than this..." Chef looked up with a tired sigh-
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"oh it will, but until then...let's welcome our next contestant!" Chris said before gesturing at the yacht. "he's all the way from Japan, and is a successful fiance owner...AKIYAMA SHUUUUNNN~!"-
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"dude, why are you announcing their names like they're a wrestler?" Tyler asked the host, to which Chris didn't respond as everyone saw the next contestant walking down the ramp, which was a man in a red jacket, with a cigarette in his mouth.-
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"heeey, Shun, welcome to the show!" Chris greeted them-
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"actually, you need to call them Akiyama" MrBoss pointed out, before he looked down at the ground. "yeah, it's a Japanese thing...i watched anime, y'all know anime? it's those little funny cartoons with the big eyes and poor lip sync, heh...funny things"-
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"hmm...that was something else" Akiyama scratched his hair, one hand in his pocket as he then looked at the other competitors, before becoming a little bewildered by some of them. "uh...okay, i think they definitely slipped in something in the food back there"-
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"hello!" Polka Dot waved at them-
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"welcome to jackass bro" PS5 gave him a upwards nod...somehow-
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"yeah...great, i think" Akiyama shrugged before dropping his cigarette as he made his way towards them. "so, everyone's having a good time?"-
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"your English is very good...are you really from Japan?" Hailey asked with interest-
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"last time i checked" he gave her a smile.-
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"hey man, just wanna say...you guys got a good sense of rock over there" Dewey complimented-
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"yeah, you guys do good kung fu over there, really good stuff!" Lance said as he exaggerated some karate poses-
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"eh...wrong culture, but thanks" Akiyama gave him a shrug of acknowledge-
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"i like your sushis!" Tyler randomly said-
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"uh...and that's it" he then shrugged with awkwardness-
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"thanks for that awkward exchange Tyler" Chris told him, before looking back at the yacht. "and for our next contestant...she's royalty, she's a princess, and a fighter for freedom...everyone, welcome Sally Acorn!"-
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as he said that, a humanoid chipmunk girl walked down the ramp, wearing a blue vest and matching boots.-
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"hey everyone, it's great to...uh" Sally stopped, as soon as she spotted the interesting batch of people ahead of her. "oh...there's a lot of, um..."-
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"what, you got a problem with how we look...HUH, RACIST!?" PS5 yelled at her.-
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"no...?" Sally slowly said. "i just..was expecting something else...and they said that it'll be a good idea to take vacation, huh?"-
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"Sally, great to have you here your highness!" Chris then gave her a exaggerated bow.-
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"Chris, man come on!" Chef face-palmed at that. "look how you've fallen!"-
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"shut up dude!" Chris angrily said-
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"no need for that, we're all equals here, right?" Sally told them-
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"um...kinda?" Vana said, as she was looking away, before turning her eyes to Sally. "i mean, if you count me beating you all up as being equal...then sure?"-
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"uh...sure?" Sally said with confusion.-
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"Sally, next to your friends, go ahead" Chris encouraged, as Sally then left to go towards them. "and for the next contestant...man, how many times did i say this no-"-
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"just hurry up" Chef impatiently demanded.-
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Chris sighed in agitation, before flatly speaking next. "everyone welcome...Rodney Perfeck"-
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a lackey kid with blonde hair then came out of the yacht, noticeably sweating and nervous.-
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"uh..um...hi everyone" Rodney greeted them, with a derpy deep voice.-
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"we'd like to greet you better, if you'd just walk here...okay?" Chris sighed.-
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"o-okay..." Rodney gulped, before trying to take a step forward...-
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only to end up slipping down, and then falling down the ramp, until he fell face first into the docks with a loud thud.-
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"ouch.." Akiyama said, with a noticeable frown.-
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"okay..." Hailey clicked her tongue before pointing both fingers at the yacht ramp. "I'm now convinced that the ramp is cursed, and purposely makes people trip over...SOMEHOW"-
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"is he okay?" Sally worriedly asked.-
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"yo, Rodney...you still with us bro?" Chris asked, as he snapped his finger multiple times at the fallen boy.-
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"ooww...y-yeah..." Rodney groaned, before slowly getting up, wobbly so.-
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"good, cuz that was funny...hehe, anyways, off you go!" Chris gave him a slap on the back, sending him nearly flying towards the group.-
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"woah kid...your parents don't feed you or something?" Lance asked, as he took a look at the lanky kid.-
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"yeah...honestly, it looks like you'd snap in two or something" told him, as he gave a concerned look at the kid. "i mean...is everything okay at home, do you...do you want us to like, call someone or something?"-
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"what...no, I'm fine, seriously...!" Rodney told them with a frantic look.-
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"yeah, he's just a little boney, nothing wrong with that, right kiddo?" Dewey asked, before giving him a slap on the back, which ended up knocking Rodney into the ground, much to Dewey's surprise.-
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"leave him alone guys, jeez!" Hailey quickly helped him up then. "come on Rodney, look alive, you're in a game show now!"-
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"ow...okay..." Rodney sighed as he rubbed his back.-
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"that's the sprit!" Hailey smiled, before giving him a friendly slap on his back, to which it ended up knocking Rodney again. "...oops"-
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"and our next contestant, he's all the way from Australia, and is PROBABLY evil...it's Dingodile!" Chris exclaimed, as a weird mutant creature came out of the yacht, with a crocodile like tall...holding a large flamethrower in hand, with the gas tank behind his back.-
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"G'day mates, heard you chumps were holdin' up a tourney for 10 million...and i want a piece of that pie!" said Dingodile, with his deep Australian accent.-
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"what did he say?" Tyler looked at the others in confusion.-
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"i think he's British bro" PS5 told him-
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"OI, say what now!" Dingodile glared at the console, before jumping all the way to them, with him pointing his flamethrower at the little object. "wanna run me that again, boyo?"-
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"uuuuh..." PS5 uttered for a while
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"alright, alright, let's relax huh?" Akiyama quickly separated the two from each other. "we're trying to have fun here, isn't that right buddy?"-
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"yeah..." Sally nodded at that "let's not resort to violence over simple words..."-
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"tch...whatever, but i hope you's know that I don't mind making toast outta the lot of ya, aowight?" Dingodile grumbled.-
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"yeah, yeah...cool partner" Lance nervously nodded to that.-
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"okay then, interesting...anyways, here's the next contestant, and he's...uh" Chris stopped, as he then sighed. "yeah, i don't even know how to describe this one...bring em out!"-
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after saying that, a literal floating, CUCUMBER came out of the ramp?-
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"oh yes, I'm so ready, hehehehe!" the cucumber gleefully giggled to himself.-
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"crikey...what's that?" Dingodile rubbed his head out of confusion.-
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"hey everybody, I'm Chris the Cucumber, AND I BROUGHT FACTS WITH ME, did you know...THE SUN IS MADE OF CHEESE?" Chris Cucumber exclaimed.-
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"I can't believe he has the same name as me..." Chris groaned.-
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"what a open minded fella...always good to have people like him in the environment, remember kids, stay in school" MrBoss flashed a smile at the camera then.-
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"hehehehe, and did you know that 5 plus 5 is MC SQUARE!?" Chris Cucumber added in-
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"just GO wait with the others!" Chris snapped at them-
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"hahahaha!" Chris Cucumber stupidly laughed before making his way towards the others.-
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Chris sighed deeply, before cleaning his throat. "anyways...let's welcome the next person, he's known as...Razor!"-
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everyone then saw a mean looking person coming out of the yacht, wearing a black tank top, with some muscle on him...and some tattoos.-
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Razor had his hands over each other, slowly cracking his knuckles as he stared down at the odd bunch.-
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"so...how was the slammer, eh Clarence?" Chris smugly asked them.
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Razor gave him a smile smirk with a nod. "real funny...this supposed to be my competition?"-
"yup, say hello to your new friends!" Chris gestured the other contestants.-
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"I'm...supposed to be intimidated by a bunch of, weird, weak looking punks like them, great...easy money for me i guess" Razor said with a shrug, much to everyone's anger.-
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"HEY!" Vana pointed her fist at him. "why don't you come say that to my face, huh, you delinquent!?"-
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"yeah...i mean, i bet you think you're so tough with your fake tattoos, huh?" Tyler crossed his arms with a glare.-
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"we got a badass here, huh?" Akiyama said with a amused smile.-
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"tch...whatever" Razor cracked his neck, before making his way towards the contestants, and as he did so, he nearly knocked Chris out of the way with his shoulder.-
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"sheesh...rude much?" Chris gave him a glare, as he rubbed his own shoulder.-
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Razor then stood next to the contestants, with Vana giving him a killer glare, to which he looked at.-
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"got a problem, little girl?" Razor asked with a smirk.-
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Vana just hissed at him before looking away.-
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"annnnyways...let's welcome our next contestant, who's a very famous news reporter, all the way from Mouse City...Geronimo Stilton!" Chris pointed at the yacht, where a humanoid rat person, who wore a full on green suit, was walking out.-
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"hey there, I'm finally here!" Geronimo happily said, as he noticed two things, the luggage at the floor, and...the odd people. "uh...oh, was this supposed to be a costume themed game show, I...I didn't really bring any outfit"-
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"what's up with the racism man, jeez!" PS5 grumbled.-
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"what...no i was just...huh?" Geronimo was beyond confused with what was going on.-
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"come on man, we're all human here...just go stand by your friends, GO!" Chris started pushing the reporter towards them.-
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"o-okay!" Geronimo fixed his tie and nearly tripped down along the way.-
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"annnd for the next person, they're much like Polka Dot and the console bro, everyone give a warm welcome to...Fanny!" Chris announced, as he pointed at the walking fan, who walked down the ramp.-
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"grrr...what is this, i hate welcome parties!" Fanny angrily said-
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"so Fanny, how's it feel, bein-"-
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"i hate feelings!" Fanny interrupted them.-
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"cool, so you can go over to those freaks then!" Chris happily said.-
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"i hate being next to a bunch of weirdos!...but since i want to compete, i will listen...BUT JUST THIS ONCE!" she angrily said, before making her way towards the group.-
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"man...lots of interesting people here, hah...right?" Rodney nervously said to Razor.-
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"be quiet lanky" Razor harshly said, which made Rodney quickly look down in fear.-
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"ohohohoho, interesting fact!" Chris Cucumber then looked at the camera. "did you know...THOMAS EDISON INVENTED THE FAN!?"-
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"haha, man, i already love this kid!" MrBoss happily smiled at the cucumber. "you don't see people giving insight like that nowadays, do you?"-
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"who the heck is Thomas whateverson?" Fanny asked with a deep frown-
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"i think he's a pilot or something dude" Tyler shrugged.-
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"enough with the facts!" Chris said, before continuing on. "we've got another contestant to join us, she's small, and she's from a weird school, and I kinda...don't know if I'd get in trouble for inviting her, but everyone...say hi to...Lucie?"-
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as he said that, a little girl with green hair and pale skin came out of the yacht.-
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"bonjour, everyone..." Lucie said with a sweet tone, as she gave a small formal bow to them.-
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"ZAMN, SHE'S TWELVE!?" PS5 yelled again.-
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"okay man, you REALLY gotta stop that!" Dewey said with a agitated look.-
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"so Lucie, how'd a little girl like you end up here, and why?" Chris asked her.-
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"for the money, duh...what kind of stupid question is that?" Lucie arrogantly said.-
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"okay...kinda rude, but whatever, go over there" Chris gestured towards the rest, to which Lucie made her way over there next.-
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"interesting fact, SHE'S A SERIAL KILLER, AHAHAHA!" Chris Cucumber stupidly laughed.-
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"uh...what?" Lucie gave the floating cucumber a confused look.-
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"yeah just...ignore him" Sally sighed.-
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"and for our next contestant, who's also royalty, AND a princess... it's the one and only, PRINCESS AMETRINE!" Chris loudly said as he pointed at the humanoid bunny girl coming out of the boat, wearing a shiny and spikey jacket.-
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"yo, what's up you all?" Ametrine greeted them casually.-
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"woah, she looks banging bro!" PS5 said, thirsting over like a true simp.-
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"i know right!?" nodded with agreement.-
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"i'm not...sure if you're supposed to be saying that kind of stuff" Geronimo gave them a look.-
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"princess, glad to see you make it, so how was the trip?" Chris asked the bunny princess.-
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"meh...was alright" Ametrine shrugged.-
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"cool, in you go then!" Chris nodded, before Ametrine walked past him.-
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"urgh...i hate shiny clothing, your jacket makes me blind!" Fanny told the bunny woman.-
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"sorry, just my style" Ametrine said with a uninterested look.-
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"cool jacket?" Akiyama told her.-
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"thanks" Ametrine nodded in return.-
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"how long am i gonna stay here for!?" Chef angrily said.-
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"just a few more people Chef, have some patience, jeez!" Chris rolled his eyes, before looking back at yacht. "let's see our next contestant...and he's-...wait, what the?"-
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Chris noticed two people coming out of the yacht instead, one of them was a ordinary human in a suit, while the other was...a large orange armadillo?-
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"ugh...guys, we already discussed this, one by one!" Chris grumbled at the two.-
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"yeah okay see no" the orange armadillo said with a annoyed look. "see, I'm not exactly supposed to be here, not at all, but there's a reason as to why, and i don't wanna go over it myself, and i hope you realize how stupid and time consuming this setup really is...so why don't you just shut up and save your viewers time?"-
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"it's all for the suspense dude...this is how i RUN things, come on..." Chris said with a really annoyed look.-
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"yeah, I, along with the others, don't really care" the armadillo flatly said.-
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"hm...being the third wheel in an argument between two people sure feels weird" the ordinary man said, before he put two hands over his forehead and started whispering to himself. "thanks Zach, i know you could've been here instead...but letting me take control for a bit, was real nice, real nice"-
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"oh great...we got two insane lunatics here?" Razor scoffed at the sight.-
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"hey, hey!" Chris looked back at them. "this wasn't my plan, alright!?"-
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"get on with it, come on, chop chop!" the armadillo clapped his hands together.-
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"how about you do it yourself, huh?" Chris childishly pouted.-
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"okay, now that's just embarrassing, you know...yeah okay whatever, look, i don't even have a proper name, but call me Armadillo, okay, alright, cool, and yes, I've got a British voice, funny, i know" Armadillo said with a sarcastic voice.-
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"Francis York Morgan, but just call me York, that's what everyone calls me" said York, as he ignored the weird looks from everyone else.-
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"blimey...odd bunch" Dingodile said.-
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"okay cool, you done now...whatever, go stand there" Chris said, as both Armadillo and York walked past him then.-
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"yeah, cool, what's up random people, don't talk to me, alright, alright" Armadillo quickly said as he crossed his arms and stood nearby.-
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"yup, I must be going insane...who knew smoking was this bad?" Akiyama said, while looking at his cigarette pack-
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"interesting..." York said as he looked closely at every contestant.-
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"uh...keep your eyes to yourself, okay?" Vana rolled hers in result.-
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"sorry, my bad" York apologized before looking away, as he started to tap his chest, and thought...about something, or whatever.-
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"okay, so..." Chris fixed his own hair, before putting on a smile. "anyways for our nex-"-
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"I'm heeeere~!"-
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"WHAT THE, OH MY GOD!" MrBoss yelled loudly.-
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"calm down man, damn!" Lance winced away from them.-
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"who's that...?" Lucie pointed towards a...floating woman, who came floating down the ramp...FLOATING!?-
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"dunno..." Ametrine shrugged as she kept watching the woman with the red hair floating down.-
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"hello my lovelies!" said the woman with the red hair and cape. "yours truly has arrived...Lady Luck is here to entertain!"-
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"ZAAAAMMMMN, SHE'S IN HER MID THIRTIES!?" PS5 yelled, with his tongue dropping to the floor and rolling away.-
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"EW!?" Vana jumped away from the long tongue.-
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"how are you...?" Sally looked at the tongue in total confusion.-
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"what's going on...?" Hailey asked.-
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"i don't know...?" Polka Dot said, just as confused as she was.-
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"who's this...sweet thing?" Razor asked, as he eyed Lady Luck up and down.-
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"wow...i like the entrance, Lady!" Chris said with a impressed tone.-
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"please, Lady Luck would be preferred my dear, and am i happy to finally be here, along with...all those interesting folk?" she said, as he descended down to the ground. "hmmm yes, I'm sure I'll...have fun with this"-
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"SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!" PS5 said loudly-
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"i...don't think so?" Rodney told him with a confused look.
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"YES SHE IS, SHUT UP BRO!" the console snapped at them.-
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"so Lady Luck, why did you come here?" Chris asked her.-
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"hmm...?" she held a hand on her chin with a hum. "i suppose, just to see how it feels like, being one with the crowd, yes let's go with that!"-
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"woah...fun fact folks!" Chris Cucumber turned to the camera. "she's BANGING bro!"-
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"I KNOW!" PS5 nodded violently at the comment.-
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"an interesting entrance...how's she flying again?" Geronimo asked.-
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"probably special effects, i dunno man why you ask me?" MrBoss shrugged.-
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"the question wasn't really...directed towards you, but okay" Geronimo sighed.-
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"Zach...do you see this, real interesting..." York whispered to himself again.-
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"mate, who are you even talkin' to?" Dingodile asked, before looking away with a grunt. "weirdos..."-
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"don't you all look interesting, I can't wait to go through some torment-...i mean, some fun TOURNAMENTS with you all!" Lady Luck happily said before making her way towards the group.-
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"yeah sure, because all of this is TOTALLY going to be normal and not trauma inflicting" Armadillo sarcastically said.-
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"see, i already like you all!" she said with a smile.-
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"you barely know us!" Fanny angrily said.-
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"hey check me OUT!" PS5 pushed her away, before he started flexing his muscles at Lady Luck. "grrr...freaking...BEAST!"-
"oh my...you sure look weak and fragile my dear, thanks for letting me know!" Lady Luck casually said before turning her eyes away from him.-
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"bruh...i think i just came" PS5 said quietly before falling backwards.-
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"okay, you need to stop bein' weird now" Ametrine rolled her eyes at them.-
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"i don't...i don't even know anymore" Hailey sighed, as there was simply too much chaos going on right now.-
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"hmm..." Chris looked over at the group and hummed for a moment. "okay, think there's only two more people left...and-"-
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"at last...I've arrived" a voice from behind Chris said.-
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"yep, there he is...everyone welcome...um...Xavier?" Chris awkwardly said as he turned over to stare at the weird...figured guy.-
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"...what the hell?" Chef said, as he was weirded out by Xavier's bird like appearance.-
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"who told you my name?" Xavier asked as he quickly walked up to Chris. "think you can just lay eggs in my brain, train them computer science, so that they can install a bunch of satellites into my cerebellum and thus, transfer all my secrets over to yours...yeah okay buddy, i see your game"-
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"...what?" Chris flatly said.-
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"aside from there, it appears I've arrived at destiny's calling" Xavier turned away as he began to monolog. "yes, she has been calling up my phone for weeks now, it's like her cries of guidance were all dumped into the spam folder in my email application, and I, was too blind to see it...until one day, where I moved the mouse to check the spam folder, for Destiny's, calls...and she was trying to tell me something important...which was an Ad to this show...this tells you a lot, huh?"-
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"yeah...welcome to the show" Chris said as he then turned towards the others, and began twirling his finger near his forehead.-
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"frittata!" Xavier exclaimed as he then pushed Chris away, before pointing his snake hand at the others. "and just who are those ugly freaks, I sure hope you all know that we don't cotton to freaks like you round here!"-
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"listen here punk, why don't you shut your beak up before i do something about it!" Razor said, as he stepped up to Xavier, who quickly backed away with fear.-
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"i'm warning you tough guy, you don't wanna do this wild dance...run, while you still can!" Xavier warned, as he continued to back away from Razor.-
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"oh yeah, let's see how you like it when i-"-
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"guys hold up!" Chris quickly got in between the two then. "I've got a important announcement to make!"-
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"speak young one, and maybe then, you'd become as intelligent as the 9th letter of alphabet, as I" Xavier gloated proudly.-
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"yeah...so there's supposed to be one more person in here, buuuut...we're running into some slight issues, so it looks like they won't be joining us, until later on...i think...dunno" Chris shrugged.-
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"well ain't that real professional?" Armadillo sarcastically said. "first you invite crackheads into your show, and now you're skipping out on people that willingly took the times of their lives to join up this show...now that, is what you call being irresponsible for your own actions, take a good hard look kids, and hopefully you won't end up making the same mistake as he did"-
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"I'm not that stupid anyways..." Lucie shrugged. "can we just...do whatever we're supposed to do here, some of these weirdos are freaking me out...seriously!"-
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"yeah man...when are we going to do the challenges Chris?" Tyler asked.-
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"yeah, i wanna win that ten mil for my brother, it's real important!" Lance told them.-
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"don't worry you all, we're gonna begin the show now...firstly, welcome to Wawanakwa!" Chris stretched his arms out as the camera panned all the way to showcase the entire island.-
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"seriously?" Tyler raised an eyebrow. "we're going to do the show here again...that's kinda lame bro"-
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"hold your horses Tyler, before you crash them...as usual, hehe...but instead, why don't you all go ahead and follow Chef, he'll take you somewhere real important!" Chris said, much to their confusion and interest.-
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"oh yeah...where?" Akiyama asked.-
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"there's only one explanation...the promised land, unfortunately for you unlucky ones I've been there before, so I know a whole lot more than you do, in a way, you can look up to me, as a higher being of living, of the beings...yeah" Xavier nodded afterwards.-
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"woah...i think this guy is making sense, guys!" MrBoss gasped.-
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"no he's not..." Vana flatly said.-
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"fun fact...THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!" Chris Cucumber yelled out.-
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"no he's NOT!" Vana yelled.-
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"i hate this place...this is what I get for being greedy and joining up stupid competitions!" Fanny grumbled to herself.-
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"alright whatever, just follow me...gettin' real sick of your complaints and crying..." Chef groaned, before making his way.-
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"I'll catch up with you guys later, seriously!" Chris waved goodbye to them as the contestants hesitantly followed after the giant chef...-
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later on, as Chef led all the contestants to some empty spot.-
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"okay so...what are we doing here?" Sally asked, as she looked around the empty place.-
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"open your eyelids, little squirrel" Xavier rudely said to her. "it's times like this, when I wish that all beings had larger brains, unlike me, I don't have one, because my thinking is infinite, and not limited to some pink foam, thingy in a cell, that we call heads"-
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"I agree with you...not on half of the shit you said, but on the fact that you got no brain" Armadillo flatly told him.-
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"hmm...something is wrong" York said, as he held his forehead with two fingers.-
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"you don't say?" Ametrine sighed, before looking at Chef. "hey look here, I'm already startin' to regret leaving the kingdom for this crap...so can you just tell us what the heck is going on now?"-
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"yeah, i don't wanna wait any longer with these freaks!" Lucie demanded.-
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"wow...that's hurtful" MrBoss looked down with a frown. "i-i mean, how would you feel, if i called you names like that...huh, wouldn't feel so good then, would it?"-
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"isn't it obvious silly, we're all supposed to dig up for the next step!" Chris Cucumber stated with glee.-
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Chef was seen holding his hands up, framing each contestant into his fingers like a camera, until he found them all in line. "heh...alright, everyone's ready"-
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"ready...?" Geronimo parroted, with confusion. "for what?"-
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Chef smirked, before he twisted a random tree branch and turned it downwards.-
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"what?" Akiyama said, as nothing really happened.-
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"...wrong one, sorry" Chef apologized, before twisting a different tree branch, and then...a big hole suddenly appeared in the same ground that everyone was standing on.-
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"fun fact, that's what he meant earlier!" Chris Cucumber pointed out with a laugh.-
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"oh you gotta be joking mEEEEEEEEeeeeee!" Vana's screams faded out, as she, along with everyone else ended up falling inside that big hole, until it slowly started covering itself afterwards.-
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"finally...annoying kids" Chef grumbled to himself before walking away from the spot.-
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later on...inside a dimly lit spacious arena, where all of the contestants were seen lying on the ground at.-
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Rodney slowly began to wake up then, as he rubbed his head. "ow...what happened...?"-
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"crikey...did we die?!" Dingodile frantically asked, as he kept checking himself for any injuries.-
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"no...not really, i think?" York said, as he stood up and dusted his own suit.-
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"woah...it's like, we were all swallowed by the rectum of truth itself, all too sudden!" Xavier said, as he kept looking around the weird place.-
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"the hell does that mean...man, when i see those two freaks, i'm gonna pummel their face in!" Razor angrily said as he looked around for Chris and Chef.-
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"me too, just who do they think they are, trying to mess with us like that!?" Vana said, just as angry as the man was. "and in case you didn't tell...I HATE BEING TRICKED!"-
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"are you okay M'LADY!?" PS5 quickly checked on Lady Luck, who was seen lying on the ground.-
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"oh yes, definitely" she nodded, as she kept lying down on the ground. "i mean...perhaps i broke a bone or tw-"-
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"BUT IS THE GYATT SAFE, IS IT SAFE!?" PS5 frantically asked.-
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"um guys...where are we now?" Polka Dot asked as she kept looking around.-
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"did we get kidnapped..please don't tell we did" Hailey frowned, as she hugged herself in worry. "this wasn't on the item list...i wouldn't just, write for myself to get kidnapped, right?...or maybe i did...man, i really was weird back then"-
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"yeah, i think we're screwed" Armadillo nonchalantly said as he dusted himself off.-
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"okay, guys, any ideas?" Dewey asked them.-
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"yeah, i got a few!" Chris Cucumber giggled-
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"okay yeah...what's your name?" Dewey pointed at him.-
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"i'm Chris the Cucumber silly!" Chris Cucumber happily said.-
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"okay Chris the Cucumber...SHADDUP!" Dewey yelled at him then.-
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"okay, HEHEHE!" the cucumber merely chuckled happily as Dewey sighed.-
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"yo man, what's Chris doing!?" Tyler worriedly asked.-
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"relax...there must be some explanation for this" Sally said, as she was seen thinking hard.-
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"i got one, we're probably kidnapped" Akiyama casually said, as he lied down on his side in the ground.-
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"i hate being kidnapped!" Fanny said with a glare. "I'm gonna kick that guy's butt when I find them!"-
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"make peace, not war, the kicking of butts is one way to evilness, my hammer shaped friend" Xavier advised.-
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"man there's no time for riddles...we gotta leave right now!" Lance said, as he looked around. "anyone see a exit yet...damn it!"-
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"i should've stayed in the office...why did i let Benjamin rope me into this show...ow" Geronimo whined, as he trembled in place.-
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"see, this is why anxiety exists, it stops you from making stupid decisions like that" Armadillo stated to him-
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as they were all freaking out...suddenly a bunch of lights opened up, which finally showed them just where they were at...-
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there were a bunch of large shutter doors ahead of them, it seemed like they lead into somewhere or so, and the place was spacious, yet empty...a whole arena of nothingness.-
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"the heck...what is this?" Fanny asked.-
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"it's the lord's light...embrace it" Xavier spread his arms as he let the lights hit him. "it's almost like...looking at the sun, and I'm saying that, because looking at this, is really hurting my eyes..."-
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"then just look away?" Sally suggested.-
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"Oi, who turned on the lights?" Dingodile asked, as he held his flamethrower tight and was aiming for anything suspicious.-
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"one two, one two...is this working or what?" Chris's voice was then heard coming from some sort of loud intercom, somewhere above.-
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"where the heck are you at!?" Ametrine shouted.-
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"this isn't funny...get me out of here already, this place stinks!" Lucie complained angrily.-
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"yeah, we can hear you...that actually kinda hurt my ears a bit, by the way!" MrBoss told them as he cleared his ear
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"cool...so how do you guys like it?" Chris asked them.-
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"like what?" Rodney asked, with a gulp.-
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"your new home, that's right...this empty miserable place is where you'll be spending your remaining time here, while Chef and I, will be spending it in a luxurious lobby...probably shouldn't haven't told ya that, but hey, I like being a jerk, ahaha!" Chris laughed to himself then.-
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"alright look...you realize that this is illegal, right?" York told him.-
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"what's illegal about keeping a bunch of people trapped underground, my dear?" Lady Luck asked, as she was taking it easier than the others. "not that I've got any sort of experience with it before..."-
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"well i didn't say you did...but okay" York gave her a quick glance before looking back up. "anyways, you might wanna explain yourself, before you get into legal troubles...and trust me, I can make that happen"-
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"relax you all...this is just part of the show, everyone's going to spend their time in this awesome place for a while...until you get eliminated from the show that is!" Chris explained vaguely.-
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"but WHAT exactly is this show supposed to be?" Akiyama quickly asked.-
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"haven't you read the advertisement before...this is Total Drama, BUT...actually, it's called...Total...Drama...CROSSOVER TRIALS!" Chris loudly exclaimed, with his voice echoing in the empty arena for a bit.-
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"oh yeah, you guys are stuck underground too" he casually added in, afterwards.
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woah uh, it looks like the contestants are stuck underground, and forced to do the new season of Total Drama in there...what could go wrong I wonder?...anyways, I apologize for the garbage ass formatting, can't do much about it, sorry, really, sorry dude...anyways...odd character cast, i know, I'm still trying to make it work out for each other, but like I said earlier ago, I'm not sure if this will be continued...just having some issues right now, maybe I'll make the next part someday, or not...this chapter wasn't anything special, i know, but if you got anything to say, then drop a review, thanks and see you soon... i'm so sorry for the shit formatting, also apparently this website doesn't allow me to add a dot next to MrBoss's name