Faster than a Speeding Bullet
Summary: Chloe and Clark liberate a human looking robot from Lex. It does not end as expected.(Sorta, kinda set in Smallville with a dash of BTVS thrown in)
Disclaimer: I own nothing
"Uh, ok, how did this happen?" Chloe asks as she looks at the destroyed remains of the robot lying on the floor of the Kents' barn. Her and Clark found it in one of Lex's secret, doesn't exist or has ever existed, labs and liberated it.
To be fair that's because they thought it to be a blond girl and were in a rush since Chloe had only deactivated Lex's security for a short time.
When they realised it was a very human looking robot they thought they could use it against Lex so since all it needed was charged up they did that.
After it woke up it turned out to be some sort of sex robot or something, calling itself Buffy.
Chloe shuddered. She means she knew Lex was sick and twisted these days but a sex robot?
Anyway she needed to go to work so left Clark looking after the robot only to come back to this in the barn.
"Clark, I can't help but noticing you're not answering me," Chloe says, looking at him closely, watching his cheeks go bright red. "Clark?" she pushes him.
Clark coughs uncomfortably. "Uh, well, you know that talk you and I had about Lana and our sex life," he begins.
"Yeeahhh," Chloe draws the word out, not really wishing to revisit that conversation. "What about...you didn't?!" she splutters as it hits her what has happened.
Clark's cheeks go redder still as he has to nod and confirm he did.
"Why?!" Chloe exclaims.
"I...just…it kept wanting...and...well...it's a machine and I figured I could, um, practice, controlling my strength," Clark stumbles, mumbles over his explanation.
"Your strength? As in the moment? As in...is that white stuff what I think it is?" Chloe asks, shutting her eyes and trying not to think about what that white, sticky liquid over the robot is.
"Uh...I plead the fifth."
"Ew, Clark!" Chloe complains. "I mean I know people talk about having their minds blown. I didn't realise you could actually literally do it." She can't stop herself looking at it lying there motionless, a hole blown out the top of its head and imagining...ok she has to stop. "Know what this means?"
"That I'm never getting laid again."
Chloe's response is to smack him one. "No...I..." she suddenly bursts into a fit of laughter. "I guess you really are faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to blow women's minds in a single..."
"CHLOE!"
All Chloe can do is hold her sides as she doubles over with laughter.
Author's Note: It was actually a thing for awhile on Smallville, Clark's worries over what would happen if he tried to have sex with a normal human woman. So I figured lets go there, only with the Buffybot as Clark would never try it on a real woman. My mind can be a very disturbing place some days. Thanks to everyone who previously wrote reviews.