Chapter 2:
Jackie has just gotten back to the Antique Shop.
"Jackie, did you find anything," asks Uncle.
"I found this shield," says Jackie.
"Good, Uncle will study it," says Uncle, "one more thing, next time, call first before coming home! One more thing, you should probably take a shower! One more thing, this is your niece!"
Jackie looks at Jade. "Hello... I have a niece?"
"Technically, first cousin once removed, but let's just go with niece," says Uncle, "anyway, her parents sent her here to help with her studies."
"But Uncle, I don't know anything about children," says Jackie.
"You'll be fine," says Uncle. Uncle then exits the room.
Jackie looks at Jade, unsure of what to do. "Hello," says Jackie. Jade says nothing. "Oh, you don't speak English. Nǐ hǎo." Nothing. "Right then."
Then three men came in. The middle one was dressed for disco, the big one had a suit and tie and a Band-Aid on his nose, and the short one wore a black jacket and orange sunglasses.
"Mr. Chan, my name is Finn, this is Chow and Ratso. We understand you found an interesting shield and we would like to purchase it." They then show him the money.
"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... I'm sorry, but it's not really for sale," says Jackie.
"We understand," says Finn, "but it would be a shame if anything were to happen to this shop." The three then walk away.
"What happened," asks Uncle.
"Hide the shield," says Jackie. He then runs out.
"Where am I supposed to hide such a big shield," asks Uncle, "where did I put it?"
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Jackie then finds the three men and takes them on. It was an unfair fight... because the three men didn't stand a chance, especially when Jackie was armed with windshield whippers. When the fight was over, the three men run away. Jackie then sees Jade was watching and then he got knocked out.
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Jackie wakes up to see an old friend. "Augustus Black! Those men must've knocked me out."
"Actually, I knocked you out," he says.
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The car stops. "I thought we were friends," says Jackie.
"Jackie, listen, this is a highly secured area," says Captain Black.
"Oh, this must be very important garbage," says Jackie. He then enters the phonebooth and then he goes down.
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Jackie finds he's in a strange place. "What?"
"Jackie, this is Section 13," says Captain Black, "a secret government organization."
"You're a spy," asks Jackie, "they're spies? But I thought you worked for Interpol!"
"I did... officially," says Captain Black, "those men you met work for the Dark Hand!" Captain Black then shows him an image on the screen. "This is their boss, Valmont!"
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"Three heavily armed men couldn't defeat one archaeologist," asks Valmont.
"Did we mention he had windshield whippers," asks Ratso.
"Perhaps it's time to bring in the big guns," says Valmont. Then enter a large man. "Tohru!"
"And your Tohru could use some help," says the statue. Then ninjas came out of the shadows.