They'd been enjoying lunch when the mansion doors flew open. In came a legion of police riding floating platforms. Their black armor cut imposing figures in the pale Mansion. Every woman present got out their weapons prepared for a duel, when a gray-haired, stern-faced man stepped forward and flashed his badge.
Interdimensional Law Enforcement Agency
"It's our job to enforce order across dimensions," he said, "and we have a warrant for someone's arrest."
Mirror Maiden gulped. It seemed her time had come. She got up, ready to surrender herself to avoid trouble. The officer strode right past her without a second glance and slapped handcuffs onto the wrists of a very surprised Navia.
"Navia," said the officer. "By order of the interdimensional police, you are under arrest for murder."
"Murder?! I never killed anyone!"
"Hold on," said Yanfei. "What exactly is she being accused of murdering?"
"There are numerous incidents where she baked macrons."
"So? They're just macarons."
"Not macarons; Macron. As in, the name of the French President. Miss Navia murdered and cannibalized the French President Emmanual Macron!"
"Wha-? No, I baked macarons! I don't know who this Macron is, but I never cooked him!"
"The old digital records indicate you did. Misspelling is no excuse for murder."
Yanfei scowled, standing up and placing herself between Navia and the police.
"Hold on! Are you going to arrest anyone who forgets the comma in a sentence like, 'Let's eat grandpa?' Or someone who forgets to capitalize 'I helped my uncle jack off a horse?' Don't you see how absurd this is?"
The next second they handcuffed Yanfei too. One pressed a button on his wrist and the troops faded from existence along with Navia and Yanfei. Eight seconds passed in stunned silence.
Then they all reappeared right where they'd left. The officers removed the handcuffs, bid them all a good day, and vanished. Yanfei and Navia blinked. Slowly they both sat down and tried picking up where they left off with lunch.
"So," Mirror Maiden ventured, "What happened?"
"They found no intentional malice on our part, so they let us go on the condition that we mind our grammar from now on." Yanfei slurped up some yakisoba. "So uh…how about that game last night?"