A poor sod spawns in Minecraftia with zero survival skills and about as much luck. Thankfully, he’s joined by a slightly more competent partner—whose main job seems to be keeping him from becoming an early casualty. An unofficial spin-off of the critically acclaimed fanfic ‘My Craft’ by OnTheCobb. (Inconsistent chapter length but do give it a try)

Stumbling into the attic leads to asking questions that are sure to cause an irate response. Xey are surprised when it doesn't. (An Aphmau Minecraft Diaries self-ship story with Zane Ro'Meave.)

Every prince, when he comes of age, serves at least one year as a knight. And a knight has a squire. Techno has Tommy, who is not a squire, but rather a healer. Maybe Phil correctly assumed that'd be more useful to him.

Three guys walk into an ER waiting room. Not the start of a joke, though Phil definitely feels like the universe is pulling a fast one on him. And it all started when he fell down a mountain.

[ONESHOT] Niki is a part of The Syndicate, but ends up feeling betrayed after her friends didn't come rescue her from her execution so she runs away, meeting a strange witch in the woods who offers shelter and free therapy!

Banished from his tribe, Archie knew his fate was sealed. Or at least he thought he did. Archie knew he could not survive the wild. After stumbling across the Squid Coast Village, Archie decided to to test what little luck he had and see if the villagers would take him in. Little did he know, fate smiled on the little Illager and gifted him an unusual friend to help him

Fristad's simple life as an animal farmer becomes much more complicated when he encounters a book that seems to be self-aware.

The hermits find a young warden hybrid and give Tango the task of looking after the child, despite him not being very qualified for the job.

Life Series Oneshots

At eighteen, Techno gets emancipated to escape his abusive parents, gains full custody of his little brother Tommy, and builds a life for himself. If only he knew that his parents left him one last gift in his genes.

Life Series Oneshot book, this is my third book. My other two are on Wattpad and will be published here once completed. warning, gayness, some explicit stuff, I don't write smut

A collection of DSMP AU oneshots; mostly staring my OC, DaisyDragon, and my sister's, Enderbeth; rated T for mature themes and violence

Tommy was barely passing ten when Techno stopped calling him his brother. He hadn't heard the other say as much as an 'I love you' in years even before the other left home. When Tommy gets into a tight spot he is shocked when Techno comes to rescue him.

Technoblade never dies, but a body is only made to withstand so much before old wounds leave permanent pains. And then it's a good thing when you have friends around who care about you.

Rezende , Luiz and Afreim are a group of teenage friends just like any other, enjoying an ordinary day at an amusement park. Or so they thought. During a ride on the famous roller coaster "Paraíso", the three are suddenly struck by a strong white light and, when they regain consciousness, they wake up in a completely unknown place. Without any resources and alone in this new world.

[moved from wattpad] [old/discontinued] big story that I stopped writing after wilbur was exposed as an abuser, might rewrite one day since cwilburs fandom is still alive. mcyt au, evil phil/kristin, benchtrio/wilbur centric, techno was meant to get a redemption arc but I stopped before I got to it. not about real people. a lot of violence, trauma and child abuse as a main theme

Ever since he was a young child, Techno has been suffering from falling sickness, a rare disease that causes sudden seizures and is attributed to a demon's influence. In reality, falling sickness has nothing to do with demons. Just ask Philza, who happens to be one.

In a world where vampires have taken over, humans are now created only as a food supply. Normal feeder lines, or limited edition designer lines. The Blade line in particular is extremely rare. Techno might be one of a dozen or so left. Coincidentally, the Antarctic Coven just acquired themselves a collector's item.

When Grian finds himself in the Hermitcraft Mafia, he thinks everything will work out. But as a Watcher, chaos always pursues. And a certain mission with a cat-loving elf happens to be the start of the chaos. Can Grian learn how to balance himself out and stay a hermit? Or will he succumb to the Watchers' eyes and fade into the shadows?

Techno wasn't hired to be a babysitter, or a nurse, or a caretaker. He was hired to be a bodyguard. But when his employer gets sick, he can't sit idly by. That would just be rude.

Damen (Day-Men) is a 18 year old boy who gets stuck in a world of monsters, sexy women and intense fights (Warning: Fanfiction may include Blood, gore and/or sexual content)

A being has had enough seeing its creations empty. A being will find intelligent life, and shepherd them into its plane. A being is willing to go far away to find them.

Foster kid Techno is used to hiding his illnesses so he doesn't bother anybody. Not this time. Phil has put Techno on the couch, and across from him his worst enemy: soup.

Corson is a villager who's home is consistently ransacked by raiders. With the help of a Player named Kaiah they seek to liberate the village but a far greater threat brews beneath the surface, threatening the world of Merriam and all of its inhabitants (Co-written with WTP Storm and p0tat0 g0ddess).

For an immortal Elytrian, Phil has faced his fair share of surprises over the last few months. He discovered he has a platonic soulmate, he has discovered that his soulmate is a human, and he has discovered humans can grow wings. And now he has to discover real quick how to take care of a sick person too.