Alastor overheard Lucifer talking to Husk, "I'll get that bellhop to fuck me. Soon enough, he will be eating out of my hand." Alastor was not pleased; he had his eyes set on another and had been slowly wooing him with his best food, knowing the way to a man's heart was through his stomach. Watching Adam eat brought him such pleasure.
Husk laughed, "Good luck with that. My boss never lets anyone close. I don't think he's ever kissed another. Honestly, I believe he is a virgin." He wasn't trying to make fun of his boss; he had just never seen Alastor with anyone in a sexual way.
Lucifer smirked, "Just watch. I'll be getting that bellhop. I can give him anything he wants. I bet Adam can't even get the bellhop to pay attention to him."
Alastor nearly broke his "Oh Deer" mug. How dare the king think he could buy him off like a common whore and drag the man he had been wooing for months into this. He watched as Adam's face fell, sensing his discomfort. Alastor decided it was time to put Lucifer in his place.
Sitting in the room and trying to ignore Lucifer, Adam felt a wave of self-consciousness wash over him when he heard Lucifer's taunt. He had grown in size since being stuck in Hell, and Lucifer's comments about him and Alastor cut deep. He was about to leave when Alastor walked in, handed over his "Oh Deer" mug with still-hot coffee in it, and told him to sit down. "My dear, I've got this."
Adam sat back down and started drinking the coffee, blushing at the gesture. He smiled, watching Alastor, feeling a warmth that had nothing to do with the coffee. Alastor had enough of Lucifer's bragging about how he would seduce him and make him his toy. Determined to end Lucifer's arrogance and make a bold statement about his feelings towards Adam, Alastor walked over to Lucifer and sat down.
"Husker, my dear man," he called. Husk, sensing that his boss was pissed, turned away and started cleaning. Alastor sat down, waiting for Lucifer to start talking.
"So, bellhop, how about I show you..." Lucifer began, but Alastor cut him off.
"No, my King," Alastor interrupted firmly. "I want nothing from you. There is nothing you can offer me. I have no interest in a man who is shorter than me or has no meat on his bones." Lucifer's eyes widened in surprise.
Alastor moved closer, his voice dripping with disdain. "When I cook, I want a man who enjoys my meals and finishes everything on his plate, which you never do, my dear king. The only man here who does that is Adam. So honestly, you could never satisfy me or have me eating out of your hands. But Adam can. And my dear Husker, it may be true I never tasted the true pleasure of another before, but it does not mean I don't know how it works. And even if I don't, Adam will teach me, right?" He turned his head to lock eyes with Adam, who nodded his head. Alastor then turned his head back to glare at Husk.
Husk coughed, realizing he had pissed his boss off, but was also shocked. He never knew his boss was actually into anyone or that he liked watching his man eat. Adam nearly spit out the coffee, a grin forming on his face. So, Alastor likes his body and enjoys watching him eat—that's what turns him on. When his Bambi turned and looked at him, asking if he would teach him about sex, all he could do was nod. Adam now enjoyed watching Lucifer being put in his place while being confessed to.
Lucifer shot out of his chair, "You can't be serious! Do you want Adam over me? Is that what you're saying?"
Alastor sensually got out of the chair, spun around, and started to walk away, singing, "I like them big, I like them chunky, I like them round. And Lucifer, I want Adam to fuck me like his last meal."
Husk coughed again and whispered to himself, "Who the fuck taught him that song?"
Lucifer and Husk watched as Alastor, with a bounce in his step, went over to Adam, who was now blushing. Alastor took his mug from Adam's hand, set it down, and then got into Adam's lap, pulling him toward him for a passionate kiss. Husk whistled and grinned at Lucifer, who looked disappointed as he left the room, muttering, "I can't believe I lost to Adam," adding under his breath, "only because Alastor is a fucking chubby chaser."
Alastor let go of Adam and said, "My dear, be ready for dinner tonight in my room. I will feed you well, and if you eat everything, I may let you dine on me." He slowly moved his hands down Adam's chest, giving him a teasing poke before getting off his lap. As he bent to pick up his mug, he subtly moved his tail for Adam to notice before leaving the room. He then peeked his head back in and winked.
Adam sat there with a glazed look, touching his lips. He had been kissed by his Bambi, invited to dinner, and might get to have his Bambi as his dessert. And the best part—Lucifer lost. This was the best morning he had here since he had fallen, and if he showed Alastor a good time, he might even get breakfast in bed with a good morning kiss and a fresh cup of coffee.