Sheep in the Big Nowhere
Chapter 12 Bathroom Explosion
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is just a story for fun.
At the military base a mysterious figure removed the warning label from one of the Hair Growth Formula bottles and then they went to deliver it to the room that served as General Specific's quarters.
The next morning General Specific woke up and opened the door that lead out of his quarters, where he found the bottle of Hair Growth Formula. General Specific curiously picked it up and read the normal labels telling him how the formula would give him hair. It sounded good. General Specific headed to the base bathroom where he applied a few drops of the formula to his bald head, before he felt nature calling and headed into one of the bathroom stalls to do his business.
It was after dropping his drawers and taking a seat on the toilet that General Specific realized he made a tactical error. He forgot to make sure there was toilet paper before sitting down! General Specific considered getting up and head for another stall, when he saw boots in the stall next door.
"Hey there solider can you spare a square for your general?" Asked General Specific.
"I don't have it. There's just not enough to spare." Said the person in the stall.
"You can't spare even three squares?" Asked General Specific with a bit of annoyance.
"No! I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square." Said the person in the stall.
General Specific felt his blood boil in great annoyance. The rude person was refusing to defy him! Specific was a general and the commander of the base and it's facility! How dare a subordinate defy him! General Specific's face turned red as his veins popped out and a few beads of sweat dripped down his face. He didn't know it, but the Hair Growth Formula's dangerous side affects had been triggered. A few seconds later the stall next to General Specific exploded loudly causing the alarms to go off and the sprinkler to go off.
Private Public and a team of soldiers busted into the bathroom to figure out what was going on and came across a very dazed and confused General Specific who a bit blackened and bruised as he pulled his pants up.
"What happened General?" Asked Private Public.
"We've been breached Private Public! That guy in the stall next to me was some kind of mad bomber who blew himself up to try and take me out!" Said General Specific looking a bit freaked out.
Private Public went over to the destroyed stall, but instead of finding any human remains he found what appeared to be the remains of a straw dummy in a military outfit with the wrecked remains of a radio. No sign of any bomb or explosive residue.
General Specific headed to another stall did his business and then headed to his quarters to get dressed, while Private Public wondered what was going on.
To be continued.