Vaggie vs Mina Loveberry
The Butterfly Family members stood in the war room, trying to think up a strategy to stop Mina Loveberry and her army.
"There's no other way." Star said in despair. "We'll have to destroy the magic to stop Mina."
"Star, do you have any idea how many people that would kill?" Marco questioned. "Not to mention it makes you look like a genocidal maniac?"
"Surely there has to be another way." Moon said.
"I know one way." Eclipsa said. "But it's something that one would consider inhumane."
"It's better than the alternative." Marco said. "Not to mention it doesn't involve making Star look like Thanos."
"Who?" Star asked, confused.
"Never mind that, now come." Eclipsa said. "We must make our way to stop Mina at once!"
Mina laughed as her army marched across the horizon.
"Finally, the time is now!" She declared. "Soon, all will bow!"
"Not today!"
She saw the Butterfly family and Marco standing before her, the soldier flying down, her face filled with confidence.
"Here to surrender, Butterfly?" She taunted. "Because nothing will stop me from achieving my ultimate goal!"
"Actually, we have one more trump card." Eclipsa said. "And I'm willing to give you one more chance to steer away from this path, before you suffer a fate worse than death."
"Ha! As if you have anything that can stop me!" Mina said. "Go ahead, use your last spell. It will do you no good."
Eclipsa raised her hands, her body glowing with magic.
"My booty is mine. It belongs to me. You can't have my booty."
After that chant, something fell from the sky and landed in between both parties. Once the smoke cleared, it was Vaggie standing between them, slurping lustfully as IWF played in the background.
"Whoa, who is that?" Marco asked. "And…is she missing an eye?"
"That isn't a normal being, Marco Diaz." Glossaryck said, appearing beside his head. "That is a being with power far beyond even Mewni."
"How so?" Star asked.
"She is a force of the universe, one of the many beings of wrath and justice." Glossaryck said. "And they will stop nothing until they get what they want from those who invoke their fury."
"And what are they after?" Marco asked.
Glossaryck was silent for a moment before whispering, "Their booty's."
Mina looked at the newcomer for a moment before letting out a laugh. "Is that it? You called some gray-skinned, one-eyed freak to aid you?"
"Ah, Mina Loveberry." Vaggie said with a sultry grin. "I've been meaning to cum in you.~"
Mina did a double take at this. "You mean come for me?"
"I said what I said. Over there, looking like a raspberry sundae, and mommy's thirsty.~"
"What?" Mina raised a brow. "Are you some kinda freak?"
"Oh, I'm a freak, alright." Vaggie said. "And I'm about to mess up your booty so bad, you won't be able to shit proper for 375,269 years."
Mina, seeing this as some sort of joke, only laughed. "Hah! I'd like to see you try!"
She then proceeded to punch Vaggie with rapid fire punches, but it had no effect, the grey-skinned fallen angel only standing in place, a lustful smirk on her face.
"Wha-What sorcery is this?!" Mina gasped.
"Booby Warrior Magic." Vaggie said, holding up a finger. "Now toot it up."
Mina then tried shooting fireballs at her, but it had no effect.
"That only made me erect a little." Vaggie said, rubbing her hands together.
Freaking out, Mina then tried using her hair whips, only for Vaggie to grab them and pull her in.
"You got some long hair there." Vaggie said with a deadly smirk. "Nice and long enough for me the pull and choke you with."
Eclipsa turned to her allies. "Everyone, we must flee. This battle is beyond us now!"
"Right!"
Mina saw her enemies escaping, before readying to fire a fireball at them. "Oh no you don't-"
Before she could act, Vaggie bitch slapped her to the floor.
"Don't even think about it, you dishonored slut." The fallen angel said.
"What is this?! Why can't I move my legs?!" Mina demanded.
"Booby Warrior Magic, you traitorous cunt." Vaggie said. "You lost twice, Mina; the first was trying to commit acts of genocide against the innocent. And the second was choosing to wear a skirt." She pointed at Mina's skirt. "Got them cheeks hanging out, muscled and double caked up, thinking I wouldn't notice."
"This isn't right! This can't be happening!" Mina screamed in terror.
"What isn't right is you looking thicker than a bowl of oatmeal in Antarctica." Vaggie said, grinning from ear to ear. "And you not thinking your cheeks would get spread. Now, toot it up."
As the group fled the scene, they could hear Mina's screams and the sounds of cheeks getting clapped.
"Oh dear." Moon said in shock.
"Do not look back, everyone." Glossaryck warned in a frightened tone. "For your sake, do not look back!"
"Eclipsa, where did you find her?" Star asked.
"During my travels across the multiverse, I came across these Warriors." Eclipsa explained. "There are ten official Booty Warriors, and so far, one fan made, and there are five Booby Warriors, as well as five fan made. I was spared because they decided that I was innocent, otherwise they would have used me like a prison soap bar, passing me around."
"Aye fucking yo." Marco remarked.
Ever since then, the world of magic was saved. As for Mina, she opened an orphanage, and to this day, she still suffers from random diarrhea.
There's another one. Like usual, suggestions and reviews are greatly appreciated!