It Seemed Like A Lifetime.
By Shadowgate
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It was the day after Stan hung out with Kenny at Stark's Pond. Many students were pissed and ignoring each other. Cartman did all the damage he could with his Facebook points scheme.
Kenny promised Stan trustworthiness. Of course he wasn't the only one. Shortly after Stan finished his lunch that day Kyle called him into the hallway.
Stan met Kyle face to face and Stan had one angry look on his face.
Kyle told Stan "I completely understand why you don't want to be on Facebook anymore. It's like the movie Tron. You were sucked into that shit!"
Stan put his hands on Kyle's shoulders and told him "getting Wendy to calm down is an even bigger challenge than going through a real-life fucking Tron simulation."
Stan removed his hands from Kyle's shoulders and right after that someone got on the school intercom.
"Paging Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard!"
Stan shouted "Kindergarteners! I'm in no mood for juvenile pranks."
Right after that a hall monitor they didn't recognize told them they couldn't be in the hallway so Stan and Kyle rushed back to the cafeteria.
Recess saw the children even more segregated than they were in the cafeteria.
Butters was seen screaming at Cartman.
"Forget about Facebook points we just want to use it for contact with those we already know Eric, and some want to use it to contact family members but I hate my family more than I hate you!"
Cartman groaned and told Butters he was being an asshole.
"You're a fucking asshole!" Butters shouted back.
Suddenly the kids felt the temperature drop and snowflakes began falling.
Kyle stepped in and told Cartman "it's a good thing snow is falling. We all need to cool off."
Cartman laughed and said sarcastically "that's so cute you're helping Stan get back with his girlfriend."
Kyle punched Cartman in the face and Cartman yelled "oh Kyle."
Kyle told Cartman to shut his mouth and "I'm not impressed the way you used my fucking religion to get me points on Facebook."
Cartman moaned and Kyle continued "you got that right I kind of owe Stan."
Stan broke up the two frenemies and afterwards he told both today's school day felt like lifetime in prison.
Bebe snuck up behind them and said "I've not even spoken to Wendy in two days. Facebook has been her life. However, Stan you didn't hear this from me but soon she will confront you for old school face to face communication."
Stan exhaled and said "thank you Bebe."
When the three 'clock bell rang kids hustled to get out of the school building. Despite the hustle Stan's romance seemed light years away.
The End