Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 15

Wario and Waluigi go to a house that belongs to a woman named Tarantino as they ask her where their band is but she doesn't know where they are and they are about to leave until...

Wario and Waluigi were about to leave when Tarantino came out of her house and approached them

Mr. man. Tarantino said

Huh? Wario said

Yes, ma'am? Waluigi said

They left this card. Tarantino said

A card? Waluigi said

Yes. Tarantino said

Oh. Waluigi said

Maybe it'll help you? Tarantino said

Let me see. Wario said

Of course. Tarantino said

Tarantino gives Wario the card and then looks at it before giving it to Wario said

Take a look. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario gives Waluigi the card and then looks at it which reads Murph and the Magictones

Well? Tarantino said

This is perfect ma'am. Thanks. Waluigi said

No problem. Tarantino said

We'll be going now. Waluigi said

Take care. Tarantino said

Thank you. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then left Tatantino's house and continued on the road suddenly it was nighttime as Wario and Waluigi drove and then parked at a Holiday Inn place and got out of the Cadillac while looking at the place

Is this the place? Wario said

Looks like it. Waluigi said

Good. Let's go inside. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi went inside the Holiday Inn place and saw a band performing in front of a few people including them and it wasn't long until the band finished performing for the people

Thank you. You're marvelous. the man said

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

Thank you. I'm Murph, and these are the Magic Tones. the man said

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

Steve ''The Colonel'' Cropper. Murph said

Hey. Steve said

Donald ''Duck'' Dunn. Murph said

Hello. Donald said

Willie ''Too Big'' Hall. Murph said

What's up? Willie said

And Tom ''Bones'' Malone. Murph said

Hey. Tom said

We'll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room's two-hour disco swing party after this short break. Till then, don't you go changing. Murph said

Murph played some background music as they got off the stage while Wario and Waluigi had shocked looks on their faces

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah again. I know. Waluigi said

What happened to these guys? Wario said

Let's go talk to them and find out. Waluigi said

Yeah. Let's. Wario said

Come on. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then went and approached Murph and the Magic Tones and talked with them

So you're out. You're free. You're rehabilitated. Willie said

That's right. Wario said

Yeah. He is. Waluigi said

What's next? What's happening? Willie said

Well uh... Wario said

What you gonna do? Willie said

Uh... Wario said

You got the money you owe us, mother-fucker? Willie said

What? Wario said

You got the money? Willie said

What? Wario said

Look let's get something straight here. The reason he got locked in the slam in the first place was for sticking up a gas station to cover you guys. Waluigi said

You're kidding. Donald said

He pulled that job to pay for the band's room service tab from that Kiwanis gig in Coal City. Waluigi said

You did? Steve said

That's right. Wario said

Wow. Steve said

So i don't want to hear any more of this small-change shit. Wario said

So why are you guys here? Willie said

We're putting the band back together. Waluigi said

What? Willie said

Now who here at this table can honestly say that they played any finer or felt any better than they did when they were with the Blues Brothers? Wario said

Murph and the Magic Tones said nothing as they stayed quiet to Wario and Waluigi

You were the backbone. The nerve centre of a great rhythm-and-blues band. You can make that live, breathe, and jump again. Wario said

I think we're doing great for ourselves. Murph said

Really? Wario said

Yeah. Murph said

Murph and the Magic Tones? Wario said

Yeah. Murph said

That's stupid. Wario said

What? Murph said

Look at you in those candy-ass monkey suits. Wario said

Candy-ass? Murph said

Yeah. Candy-ass. And i thought i had it bad in Joliet. Wario said

At least we got a change in clothes, sucker. Willie said

Really? Wario said

Yeah, and you're wearing the same shit from three years ago. Willie said

Really? Wario said

Calm down Wario. Waluigi said

I'm cool. I'm cool. Wario said

Jake ain't lying though. Donald said

What? Willie said

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline. Donald said

Seriously? Willie said

Yeah. Donald said

But we'll never get that fat sound again. Tom said

Huh? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Not without some more horns. Tom said

Oh. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

We'll never get Mr. Fablous. Tom said

Where is he? Wario said

Forget it. Murph said

What? Wario said

Mr Fabulous is the top maitre d' at the Chez Paul. Murph said

So? Wario said

He's pullin' down six bills a week. Murph said

No way. Wario said

Yes, way. Murph said

Anything else? Waluigi said

Matt Murphy got himself married. Donald said

Where is Matt ''Guitar'' Murphy? Waluigi said

He opened a restaurant with his old lady on Maxwell Street. Tom said

Seriously? Waluigi said

Yeah, and he took Blue Lou with him. Tom said

Wow. Waluigi said

You'll never get Matt and Mr Fabulous out of them high-paying gigs. Willie said

Oh, yeah? Wario said

Yeah. Willie said

Wario takes out a cigarette and a lighter as he lights the cigarette

Well, me and the Lord... Wario said

You and the lord what? Willie said

We got an understanding. Wario said

What? Willie said

We're on a mission from God. Waluigi said

What? Willie said

Wario and Waluigi then drove to the Chez Paul restaurant to get Mr. Fabulous

So this is where Mr. Fabulous works huh? Wario said

Yeah. This is the place. Waluigi said

Good, let's go inside. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Mr. Fabulous was talking on the phone with someone in the restaurant

Mainly French cuisine. No, sir. Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He's dead, sir. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario and Waluigi were inside the restaurant and approached Mr. Fabulous

Private dining rooms are available. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous then looked and saw Wario and Waluigi and had a shocked look on his face

Oh, no. Mr. Fablous said

Hi. Wario said

Hello. Waluigi said

It was supposed to be five years. Mr. Fabulous said

Surprised to see me? Wario said

Oh god. Mr. Fablous said

Don't forget about me. Waluigi said

Waluigi? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Didn't you get five years? Mr. Fabulous said

Nope. Wario said

What? Mr. Fablous said

The person on the phone was calling out Mr. Fabulous who was distracted a bit

No, sir, not you. Mr. Fablous said

Ignoring me huh? Wario said

I think he is. Waluigi said

And your name, sir? Mr. Fablous said

Hurry up. Wario said

Come on. Waluigi said

Rizzolo, for eight at 11:30. Thank you. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous put down his phone and looked at Wario and Waluigi still shocked

Hello Wario and Waluigi. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous, how marvelous it is to see you. Wario said

Yes. How marvelous. Mr. Fabulous said

You're looking younger than ever. Wario said

What do you guys want? Mr. Fabulous said

We're here to dine that's what. Wario said

Say what? Mr. Fabulous said

You heard me. Wario said

Wait. You guys can't come in here. Mr. Fabulous said

Oh nonsense, my dear fellow. Wario said

What? Mr. Fabulous said

My brother and i have come to dine. Wario said

Dine? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. To celebrate my early release from the service of the state. Wario said

Say what? Mr. Fabulous said

Let's go sit down Waluigi. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Guys hold on. Wait. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario and Waluigi have met up with Mr. Fabulous how will they convince him to leave stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED