Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, guys, check it out!" An excited Jordan says as it is a normal day in Philadelphia, PA, and we cue over to the Domain as we see her and the boys arriving inside as they spot a stand for a new videogame named, 'Unbridled Mayhem', and goes over to it. "Yes, it finally came! Unbridled Mayhem! The video game so disturbing, it comes with a night light!"
"We've got to have this." Kaz says as Oliver nodded in agreement.
"I know, 'cause I need a new night light. Mine's so babyish." Oliver says with Jordan and Kaz giving him odd looks before shaking their heads and reaching over to try and grab three copies of Unbridled Mayhem, only for a man named Bryan to appear on the scene as he gave them all a stern glare.
"Not so fast, punks."
"Who the hell are you?" Kaz asked confusedly as Jordan rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Oh, he is some stranger who plays with me and the others in Gargoyle and Goblets. He also loves to say his punctuations out loud...it's why I like to disembowel him first."
"Hmph, I recognize you, little girl, and my name is Bryan with a 'y' and an 'r' and an 'a' and an 'n' and a 'b'...but not in that order. Look, Wallace and Clyde left me in charge while they were at the Identical Twin Comic Book Store Owners' Convention, and I'm not gonna sell you this game."
"Why the fuck not?!" An angry Jordan asked as Bryan gave her a stern glare.
"It's too intense, and none of you are mature enough to play it."
"Bryan, my good man, it just so happens that my associates and I are exceptionally matoor, so matoor, in fact, that we pronounce 'mature' as 'matoor'," Oliver says as Kaz snorts amusedly.
"Amd if you replace the 't' in mature with an 'n' it spells 'manure'. Ha, ha, ha, that's cow poop."
"You cannot have this game. Period" Bryan says firmly as Jordan raises an eyebrow oddly.
"It seems more like an exclamation point than a period,"
"You listen here colon no game for you exclamation point Understand question mark" Bryan says with a glare while turning around to walk away as a fuming Jordan went over to kick down various shelves in her anger, not caring about all of the damage that she was doing as the Superpowered Normo growled furiously.
"This is pure bullshit! If Wallace and Clyde were here, they would be cool enough to give us that game! No matter how much violence, gore, language, nudity, or sexual scenes there are!"
"Maybe it's just as well, guys." Oliver says with a heavy sigh as he places his hands on his hips. "If we bought the game we'd play it all weekend instead of finishing our Biology Lab that's due Monday."
"What Biology Lab?" A confused Kaz asked as Jordan paused in her angry destruction and turned to him.
"For the past month, we're supposed to have been photographing and charting the development of caterpillar larvae into butterflies."
"Huh, I must have been absent when they assigned that project." Kaz says with a shrug as Oliver shakes his head.
"No, you were there. You got them, like, a month ago. I remember you laughed because the word 'butterfly' has the word 'butt' in it."
"As so many words do. Butter, buttermilk, butts." Kaz says with a laugh as he then took off his backpack. "Anyway, I don't remember being given any caterpillar larvae." Kaz says while opening his backpack as a bunch of butterflies flew out of it. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, now I remember. I put them in my backpack."
"...Did...Did you not open up your backpack at all in the past month?" A disbelieving and bewildered Jordan asked as Kaz shrugged.
~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song!]~
Jordan: Okay, yo!
Every day's an adventure!
You never know by the looks on our faces at the school when we enter!
Leave class early,
Work at 3:30,
Hit the comic store, read up before the journey,
All these new issues and superpowers!
If we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours!
Everybody says that we shouldn't worry,
But have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney?!
Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver can be seen putting away their books in their lockers after school was over as they turned to each other and shared a fistbump and a smirk as the trio then ran out of Logan High School and made their way over to the Domain to read all of the latest superhero comic books for work as they were able to find out that Blue Tornado got attacked by a supervillain and was left incapacitated as Jordan and the boys shared a serious look and nodded as they then turned around to leave and appeared at the Philadelphia Hospital Waiting Room as the Mighty Med Normo Doctors made their way over to get inside of the Janitor's Closet and Jordan reached over to grab onto the handle of a nearby toilet plunger broom and pulled on it, causing a wall compartment to open up to show a glowing blue/silver puzzle on the wall as Oliver began working on it and was able to finish the puzzle as it shows the glowing blue/silver Symbol of Caduceo and a big green box with the words, 'Enter', appears in front of them as Kaz reached over to press it, causing the wall in the Janitor's Closet to open up to reveal the Mighty Med Hospital as Benny appeared and could be seen wheeling in an unconcious Blue Tornado on a gurney as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver shared a serious glare and nodded as they then reached over to grab their white lab coats to put them on and rushed forward to begin saving the people, who save people.
Oliver: Will we save the world today?!
You never know!
Will we all be safe today?!
You never know!
Will we fly away or stay?!
You never know!
But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!
Save the people who save people after classes!
We flip the page and jump into action!
They call us Normos, normally fantastic!
Seeing superheroes that we only imagined!
After quickly rushing over to check on the unconscious Blue Tornado, Oliver then swiftly began checking his vitals while Jordan reached behind her to pull out the latest comic book issue of Blue Tornado and began speed reading it as she was able to find out what was wrong with their latest Superhero patient and told the boys about the problem as the trio were all quick to get to work with Oliver ordering Benny to give them the super defibrillators and the Mighty Med Nurse was quick to toss it over to Kaz, who grabbed them and yelled, 'Clear!', while slamming them against Blue Tornado's head while Oliver used a high tech machine to help adjust the electrical output as Richard's eyes opened and gasped in shock, finally waking up as he sits up straight and thanked the Mighty Med Doctors for reviving him as a smirking Jordan nodded lightly, a grinning Kaz gave him some finger guns, and a smiling Oliver raised his hand for a high five as a beaming Blue Tornado gave him one, but accidentally put too much strength into his high five as he sends a screaming Oliver flying backwards, but thankfully, Skylar Storm appeared into the scene as she flipped and even carthwheeled around to land on the ground and raised her arms to catch a falling Oliver as he blushed heavily and stared up at her lovingly as Connie blushed and smiled as she winked.
Kaz: In this type of life, you got to have fight!
Put up your fist and fight for what's right!
Never could tell what we could see out of sight!
Do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight!
A glaring Alan could be seen poking his head out of cover from behind a pillar, and spotted Jordan standing near the Mighty Med Main Desk while messing around with some pieces of paper as Horace's Nephew smirked devilishly and held up his hand as he used his telekinesis to latch onto a nearby white mug with the red words, 'I HATE NORMOS!' written on it and used his telekinesis to send it flying over to collide against Jordan, only for her to perk up at the sight of the Key of Steel lying on the ground and bend down to grab it as the mug flew over to collide against the back of her head, not hurting her whatsoever due to her skin now being tough as steel as fuming and angry Alan stomped his foot into the ground and began throwing a temper tantrum just as Kaz appeared into the scene while holding onto everyone's labcoats as he then threw it over to land on top of his frenemy's head and told him to leave it at their usual hangers before walking off as Alan groaned in anger and embarrassment as he growled angrily.
Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz: Will we save the world today?
You never know
Will we all be safe today?
You never know
Will we fly away or stay?
You never know
But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!
After a hard day's work at Mighty Med, we see the trio arriving back at the Domain as they went over to sit down on the couch to relax and have fun as normal teenagers do as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver then begin reading the latest superhero comic book issues...and frowned deadpannedly at the sight of Tecton, Solar Flare II, the Crusher, Titanio, and Owl Girl getting seriously injured by their mortal enemies as the trio shared a knowing and determined look before standing up from the couch to run over to make their way to the Mighty Med Hospital as we then cue over to said hospital and we see Ambrose using his Clairvoyance Powers to see into the far future to write the Top Secret Comic Book Series of the Mighty Med Crew as the Comic Book Cover showed the image of Key Keeper X standing in place with her arms crossed and currently transformed into her Steel Form while Hydromancer floated up into the air and held out his arms to create dual mini water cyclones, Pyromancer floated beside him and covered his whole body in intense red flames, Skylar Storm floated in between the boys with her eyes/hands glowing a bright pink energy, Caduceo stood in place stoically with his hands glowing blue, and Morphos had morphed his left arm into that of a gorilla while having donkey ears, bat-like wings, a scorpion tail, and alligator skin as he used his right arm to levitate a large van as a smirking Ambrose then put away his Future Top Screte Comic Book Issues in his secret compartment and the title of the story appeared before the readers.
~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song Over!]~
After reading some comic books at the Domain, the trio then made their way out of the comic book store as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver were able to arrive at the Philadelphia Hospital, and made their way over to the Waiting Room as the Superpowered Female Normo and the Mighty Med Male Normo Doctors then walked inside of the Janitor's Closet as Jordan reached over to grab onto the handle of a nearby toilet plunger broom and pulled on it, causing a wall compartment to open up to show a glowing blue/silver puzzle on the wall as Oliver began working on it and was able to finish the puzzle as it shows the glowing blue/silver Symbol of Caduceo and a big green box with the words, 'Enter', appears in front of them as Kaz reached over to press it, causing the wall in the Janitor's Closet to open up to reveal the Mighty Med Hospital as the trio went inside and put on their white lab coats as it was only now that they realized that Dr. Horace was firing an orange laser blast at a Brain Matter Action Figure that laid on the hospital bed.
"Kids, I need your help. I'm performing a groundbreaking procedure." Dr. Horace says while turning off his laser as Kaz eyes him oddly.
"Why are you operating on a toy?"
"If you're trying to replace the batteries, you're using the wrong tool. You need a teeny-tiny phillips head." Oliver says as Dr. Horace gives him a stern glare.
"Don't make fun of Phillip's head. He's very self-conscious about it. It's not nearly as big as he wishes it were."
"Ah, yes, men complaining about having a small head, I heard that story many, many times." Jordan says while nodding knowingly just as one of the New Mighty Med Guards teleported into the scene as he turned to them.
Standing before them is a 6'10-feet-tall, 1,100-year-old Male Baaaaaaaaaahan with a huge bald head as he had a pair of blue eyes, thin black eyebrows, a big pointy nose, a sharp chin, Light Skin, a very tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a dark blue mask that covered his eyes, a long-sleeved dark blue armored shirt, a pair of black gloves, a black utility belt, long dark blue armored pants, and a pair of knee-high black boots. His name is Phillip, a Mighty Med Guard and a Guard at Mighty Max Prison as he also has a huge insecurity about his rather small head (Small by his species standards).
"Did anyone call for me?"
"Oh, no we didn't. Also, Phillip, I have to say, your head is looking huge today." Dr. Horace lied with a cheerful smile on his face as Phillip rolled his eyes with a scoff.
"You're just sayin' that," Phillip says with a pout before teleporting away as Oliver takes a good look at the Brain Matter Action Figure and grows worried.
"Wait, that isn't a toy. That's Brain Matter."
"Wait a minute, Brain Matter?! Isn't he the superhero who experimented himself and turns into a rampaging beast when he defrosts?!" A concerned Jordan asked as Dr. Horace turned to her.
"Well, you see, Jordan, I think I can cure him with the experimental serum that I have injected into him, but first, I need you to step back."
"For safety?"
"No. One of you has been eating salami." Dr. Horace stated bluntly as Oliver and Jordan turned over to Kaz, who blushed in embarrassment as they took a couple of steps back just as Brain Matter began glowing orange as he then grew to his normal size.
"Where am I? What's happened to me? And who's been eating salami?"
"Brain matter, it's me, Dr. Horace Diaz." Dr. Horace says as he walks forward. "I've injected you with a serum that should give you all the powers you tried to create for yourself, but without the side effects."
"That's incredible." An amazed Brain Matter says as Dr. Horace nods and then points to the left as he looks to where the Chief Administrator of Mighty Med was pointing.
"Yes, so now, let's test those powers, starting with Super-Vision. How many fingers is the man on the corner of Walnut and 4th holding up?"
"Three."
"...I'm just gonna have to trust you because I don't have super-vision." Dr. Horace says with a blunt tone as Brain Matter turns back to him. "Next use your telekinesis to lift that flower pot." Dr. Horace says while pointing over at a nearby flower pot as Brain Matter nods and raises his hand as he is able to manipulate the flower pot to grow out a large apple tree. "...Damn, nothing." Dr. Horace cursed as he turned around to leave.
"Well, since his powers aren't working, it means that he could turn into a rampaging beast, so see ya." Jordan says bluntly while turning around to walk away as an amazed Oliver turns to Kaz.
"Did you see that? The serum must have altered some of his powers. Now, he can make things age and grow."
"That's incredible. Do you realize what you can do with a power like that?" An excited Kaz asked Brain Matter as he perked up.
"End world hunger? Restore the Amazon Rainforest?"
"No, something that affects me. Can you help me with my Biology Lab? I bet you could age caterpillar eggs into butterflies in 30 seconds instead of 30 days." A hopeful Kaz says as Brain Matter suddenly turns his head.
"Not now. I'm watching a movie in a theater in Omaha...ugh, I always get stuck behind a guy with a giant head." Brain Matter says with an annoyed tone as we then cue over to Skylar Storm's Room, and we see said person reading a magazine in her bed while wearing her civilian clothing as she was not wearing her glasses and has her pink highlights in her hair as, suddenly, someone knocked on her door.
"It's open." Skylar says as Jordan opens the door to her bedroom and walks inside and closes the door behind her.
"Yo, Skylar, I'm bored and I don't want to do work, so do you mind if I chill in here for a couple of hours?" Jordan asked as as Skylar shrugged and nodded just as someone else knocked on the door as it opened slightly and a sheepish Alan popped his head in.
"Hey, Skylar, is Jordan here-Oh there you are. Look, Jordan, can I talk to you about something personal?"
"No, fuck off."
"Thanks because I'm hoping you can help me." A relieved Alan says while entering the room and closing the door behind him as he goes over to sit down in Skylar's Bed and rudely pushes her out of it as he kicks his legs up on her pillows. "It's kinda hard to say this, but my body is starting to undergo some...changes. It usually happens when I'm thinking about girls. I go to the bathroom to try and fix my problem but I just end up with hairy hands."
"Ewww, okay, can you not talk about this when I'm in the room?" A disgusted Skylar says as even Jordan looks green-faced.
"What? I just have been shapeshifting into random hairy animals."
"Wait, what?" A bewildered Jordan and Skylar asked as Alan nodded.
"Yeah, for the past week, whenever I suddenly get frightened, I either morph into animals or animal hybrids."
"Really? Well, as a Professional Mighty Med Doctor, I can safely say that you have a serious case-BOO!" Jordan says with a serious tone before getting into Alan's face and screaming as hard as she could, scaring the crap out of him as he proceeds to transform into a Moose and crashed down into the ground as the girls began laughing loudly.
"See?! Look at this! What should I do?!" A worried Alan asked while still in the form of a Reindeer as he stood up from the floor.
"Help pull Santa's sleigh?/Clean my bed from any moose fur." Jordan and Skylar said in unison as Alan huffed in annoyance.
"Come on, be serious about this."
"Alright, alright, look, I have a couple of questions to ask. One, why haven't you talked about this to your Uncle? Second, can you change back? Third, why did you decided to talk to me about this instead of Kaz or Oliver?" Jordan asked as Alan grunted and proceeded to morph back into his Human Form but had a couple of antlers in his head.
"One, are you crazy? I'm not comfortable talking to him about anything like this. Second, sometimes, I don't have full control over this strange power yet. Third, because they are useless Normos. They can't properly diagnose me like you because you have superpowers." Alan says as Jordan gives him a flat look.
"So if I had no powers, you would not have me diagnose you?"
"Not at all." Alan says as he then gives her a pleading look. "Please, you have to diagnose me and try to find out what is my problem. You are a great Doctor and a great Hero."
"Wow, you really think I'm a great Doctor and a Hero?" A surprised and touched Jordan asked as Alan scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"No, but you are the only Superpowered Mighty Med Doctor that I know won't rat me out to my Uncle because you're no snitch. Besides, you made a promise to fulfill your duties as a Mighty Med Doctor and that is a serious promise. Something that no Superhero can break."
"...Well, he's not wrong." Skylar Storm says as Jordan sighs heavily and groans.
"Fine, I will diagnose you, but if it's something serious, I WILL tell your Uncle about it." Jordan says with a stern glare as Alan perks up.
"Oh, thank you!" Alan says while going over to hug Jordan...for a rather long time as both girls were left uncomfortable by this.
"...Are you sniffing my hair? And Alan? You have three seconds to remove your hand from my ass, or else I will shove your arm up your ass." Jordan threatened darkly as a blushing and embarrassed Alan separated from her as we then cue over to the Mighty Med Rec Room, and we see Kaz talking with Brain Matter as Oliver entered the room and spotted a Female Superhero talking with an owl as he walked over to them eagerly.
Standing before him is a 5'8-feet-tall, 33-year-old Female Super with brown eyes, long dark brown hair that reaches down to her back, thick dark brown eyebrows, a big pointy nose, a sharp chin, H-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly toned hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and she was currently wearing her supersuit, which consists of a dark brown mask, a long-sleeved dark brown jumpsuit with black accents, a pair of elbow-length black fingerless gloves with multiple dark brown feathers planted on her arms, a black utility belt, and a pair of thigh-high black high heel boots as she also has a pet Owl named, 'Veritas AKA Owl of Truth'. Her name is Olivia Celenes AKA Owl Girl, a Superhero with the power to fly.
"Hey, Owl Girl. I heard you were with Veritas, the superhero Owl of Truth, and you know who told me?"
"Let me guess, a little birdie?" Owl Girl asked with a dry and irritated tone as Oliver shook his head.
"Actually, it was Solar Flare II; She's kind of a gossip." Oliver says with Owl Girl being pleasantly surprised that he didn't make that dumb joke and then turns around to leave as the Owl of Truth remains in his cage diligently.
"Brain Matter, I really appreciate you helping me with my Biology Lab. I would also appreciate you not whining about it." Kaz says as Brain Matter gives him a deadpanned look.
"I've been shrunk down and frozen for years. Aging caterpillars into butterflies wasn't the first thing on my wish list of things to do."
"What was the first thing you wanted to do?" Oliver asked curiously while stepping forward as Brain Matter reached behind him to pull out a movie about the Titanic.
"Return this movie I rented to my local video store...I'm sure they're still around, right?"
"Yeah, sure. Maybe after that, we can go get some sneakers with wheels on them." Kaz says while sharing a mocking laugh with Oliver as Brain Matter smirks smugly and pops out wheels from under his feet as he begins riding around.
"Already got 'em."
"...Anyway, here are the caterpillars. Let's make some butterflies." Kaz says, wanting to have things get back on track as Brain Matter raises his hands but nods as he holds out his hand to a tray filled with caterpillars and tries to age them up to being butterflies...only to instead de-age them until they are back into being eggs as the Mighty Med Male Doctors raised an eyebrow confusedly.
"Something's wrong with your power."
"Instead of making the caterpillars older, you made 'em younger. They're eggs now." Oliver says as Kaz shakes his head nervously.
"No, I have to turn in this report. I can't get anything lower than a 'C', or a 'D', and I can turn it into a 'B' by just putting a little line through it." Kaz says just as he and the others noticed that Brain Matter had accidentally de-age the Owl of Truth as well and was back to being an egg.
"Uh-oh. Veritas is an egg now. What are we gonna do?"
"I don't know about you, but I'm skating the heck out of here." Brain Matter says with a scared look on his face as he then rode off.
"Man, what do we tell Owl Girl? I vote nothing." Kaz says as Oliver is about to protest, but upon being reminded how scary Owl Girl can be when angry, he decides to reluctantly agree.
"Fine. Sorry, Egg of Truth." Oliver says apologetically while going over to grab a blanket and place it over the cage containing the Owl of Truth as he then blinks slowly. "Huh, it feels so ironic to have to lie about this," Oliver says as we then fast forward in time and we see Skylar still hanging out in her room while now watching the news on her Laptop about the Lab Rats stopping an evil company from dumping chemical waste into the ocean as someone knocks on the door and it opens slightly as a sheepish Dr. Horace popped his head in.
"Hey, Skylar, can I talk to you about something personal?"
"No, fuck off."
"Thanks. I'm worried about Alan. He's acting even creepier than usual." A relieved Dr. Horace says while entering the room and closing the door behind him as he goes over to sit down in Skylar's Bed and rudely pushes her legs away to make room for himself, nearly knocking her down into the ground if Connie didn't catch herself in time as she gave him an annoyed look. "I'd ask him what's wrong, but I don't feel comfortable discussing personal things with him."
"That's funny because I don't feel comfortable discussing personal things with you."
"Why is that funny? Maybe if you said it with a funny hat on." Dr. Horace says with a grin while reaching behind him to pull out a party hat as he places it on a blank-faced Skylar's head. "...No, still not funny."
"Look, the way I see it, you have two options. You can try to develop a meaningful relationship with Alan, who could use a father figure, or you can take the coward's way out, and stick your head in the sand." Skylar says as Dr. Horace scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Horace Diaz does not stick his head in the sand. Not with this head of hair...but he does take the coward's way out whenever possible. Good talk." Dr. Horace says with a beam while getting up from Skylar's head and turning around to leave as we then cue over to a random Mighty Med Medical Room, and we see Jordan messing around with a computer after scanning Alan's body as she nods.
"Okay, I was able to finish diagnosing your body and good news. You are 100% healthy...well, more like 30% healthy. You REALLY need to cut down the junk food and exercise more."
"Pfft, please, exercising is for Normos or Sick Supers," Alan says with a scoff as he then gestures over at his Antlers. "Anyway, if I'm not sick, then why do I keep transforming into animals?"
"Well, from what I have read in the Mighty Med Textbooks, it seems that you have Super Puberty."
"The what?" A heavily confused Alan asked as Jordan turned to him.
"Super Puberty. It's perfectly normal. A lot of people with powers develop new abilities at your age." Jordan says as she holds a tablet and presses a few buttons on it. "I was able to go through your family records and I had found out that you inherited your Telekines from your Father and you've inherited your Grandfather's power to morph into animals. Once you learn to control your power, it'll be very useful."
"So I can get a discount at go-kart tracks where animals drive for free?" An excited Alan asked as Jordan blinked slowly.
"...Wow...Horace should really take you out more...anyway, are you going to tell Horace about this?"
"WHAT?!" A shocked Alan asked as he gained Crocodile Skin. "Are you insane?! Stop monkeying around!" Alan says as he pops out a Monkey Tail. "You promised me that if my problem wasn't serious, you wouldn't tell my Uncle. Don't be a snake and break your promise." Alan says as he pops out a pair of Snake Fangs. "Trust me, I'm not gonna be like a dog and chase my tail around to avoid the subject. I will tell my Uncle when I've fully trained my abilities." Alan says while popping out a pair of Dog Ears.
"But Alan that could take months and Horace has thousands of years of experience with Superheroes that have shapeshifting abilities. He could really help you master your abilities." Jordan stressed as Alan shook his head with a glare on his face.
"No, Jordan, I'm not comfortable with talking to my Uncle about this yet. I don't want to look like a Jackass." Alan says as he gains the head of a Donkey. "So, you better not break your promise. I'm keeping my eye on you like a Hawk." Alan says while gaining the eyes of a Hawk. "Now be quiet as a mouse and we won't have a problem," Alan says while morphing into a Mouse and scampering off as Jordan throws up her arms in irritation and scoffs as we then cut to the next day, and we see Kaz and Jordan walking through Oliver's House as they open the door to his room and walk inside.
"Oliver, wake up. How could you oversleep and skip school? That's my thing." Jordan scolded as Kaz went over to try and shake Oliver awake as he was hidden inside of his covers.
"Get up. We have to try to fix Brain Matter so he can help me with my Biology Lab. Come on, wakey-wakey eggs and-What the fuck?!" Kaz says while grabbing the covers and pulling them back until he and Jordan are shocked to see that Oliver had de-age himself to be 4 years old.
Lying before them is a Younger Version of Oliver Short, which consists of him being 3'5-feet-tall and 4-year-old Human Normo Boy with blue eyes, shoulder-length fluffy brown hair, thin brown eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a slim build, and he was currently wearing his pajamas, which consists of a long-sleeved blue baggy shirt, long baggy gray pants, and no shoes.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I was sleeping like a baby. Come back in like ten years-Hey, take it easy!" An annoyed Oliver says as a stunned Jordan goes over to grab him and drags him over to place him in front of a mirror to show his reflection to him as he screams in shock. "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! I look like I'm four years old! What happened?!"
"When Brain Matter reverse-aged the caterpillars and the Owl of Truth, you must've been standing in the path of his power. Your body regressed ten years." Kaz says as Oliver eyed him confusedly.
"Why wasn't my brain de-aged with me? And why didn't it happen as soon as I was zapped? And why did my clothes also get smaller?"
"Wait, where those even the clothes that you were wearing when you got zapped?" A confused Jordan asked as Oliver glanced down at his pajamas and gasped in shock.
"Wait, yeah, why did my pajamas change with me but not the clothes that I was zapped with?"
"I don't know. I'm terrible at science. Man, I didn't even do my Biology Lab." Kaz pointed out as Oliver groaned.
"What am I going to do?"
"Well, there is something that we have to do first." Jordan says with a serious tone while reaching into her pocket to pull out her phone and begin taking pictures of a confused Oliver. "I have to take pictures of you to show to Skylar. She is going to LOVE how cute you are a kid."
"Hey! Stop that! I don't want her to see me like this!" A panicking Oliver says while running over to try and reach up and grab her phone, only for Jordan to raise her arm above him with a mocking laugh as the angry 4-year-old raised his leg to kick her in the crotch, not hurting her due to her Key of Steel making her body as strong as steel as a yelping Oliver cradled his bruised leg and began jumping up and down in pain.
After sneaking Oliver out of his home and deciding to skip school with Jordan calling up one of her Look-A-Likes to pull an all-day shift, we see the trio arriving at the Philadelphia Hospital as they make their way over to the Waiting Room and the Superpowered Female Normo and the Mighty Med Male Normo Doctors then walked inside of the Janitor's Closet as Jordan reached over to grab onto the handle of a nearby toilet plunger broom and pulled on it, causing a wall compartment to open up to show a glowing blue/silver puzzle on the wall as Oliver tried to reach up and work with the puzzle...but failed due to how short he is as Kaz rolled his eyes and reached over to work on the puzzle himself as he was able to finish the puzzle and it showed the glowing blue/silver Symbol of Caduceo and a big green box with the words, 'Enter', appears in front of them as Kaz reached over to press it, causing the wall in the Janitor's Closet to open up to reveal the Mighty Med Hospital as the trio went inside and put on their white lab coats with Oliver's white lab coats looking hilariously huge and cute on him as he was also holding Kaz's hand.
"Why are you holding my hand?" Kaz asked Oliver, who was wearing the clothes that he was wearing yesterday due to those clothes haven shrunk overnight as well.
"I don't know. Instincts?" Oliver says as an irritated Kaz lets go of his arm.
"Well, stop it. It's weird. This whole thing is weird." Kaz says as Jordan nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, look, we have to find Brain Matter, but we can't let Horace know."
"Oh, hey kids, didn't know you were going to work this morning, and who is this cutie-patootie?" Dr. Horace asked while he and Brain Matter appeared on the scene as Kaz and Jordan shared an awkward look.
"Um he's my nephew." Kaz lied as Dr. Horace nodded and gave Oliver a warm smile.
"He's a sweetie pie...Guards, have this adorable little boy taken away against his will and placed in the Normo Cage, which is cold and lonely!" Dr. Horace ordered with the Mighty Med Guards teleporting into the scene as a worried Oliver held up his hands defensively.
"Horace, it's me, Oliver."
"...Kaz, Jordan, what have you done?" Dr. Horace asked with a firm glare as Jordan held up her hands.
"Hey, this wasn't my fault. It's Kaz's."
"Look, Brain Matter accidentally exposed Oliver to the age reversal process. Now he's a four-year-old, and he's really clingy." Kaz says as Oliver is once again holding his hand.
"Amazing."
"No, not amazing. It took forever to make it here because Oliver was apparently scared of heights when he was a little kid, so I couldn't fly us over here and he wanted to stop and pet every doggie he saw." Jordan says as Dr. Horace nods in understanding.
"Well, good news, I fine-tuned Brain Matter's aging power so he can revert you back to normal." Dr. Horace says to Oliver, who perks up and nods as Brain Matter holds out his hand and uses his powers to age up Oliver...a little bit too much as he was now 30 years old.
Standing before them is an Adult Version of Oliver Short, which consists of him being 6-feet-tall and 30-year-old Human Normo Man with blue eyes, shoulder-length curly brown hair, thin brown eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin with a large brown beard on it, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of his white lab coat, a high-collared dark blue shirt with gray stripes on it and long gray sleeves, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long dark green pants, and a pair of black shoes.
"...Uh-oh..."
"What just happened?" Oliver asked with a rather deep, manly voice as Jordan stared at him with a big blush on her face as she felt her loins get wet a bit.
"You got hot." Jordan stated bluntly while reaching into her pocket to pull out her phone and took various pictures of Oliver before sending them to Skylar, who sent a hot face emoji, an eggplant, and hearts as the Superpowered Normo sent the same emojis and then put away her phone.
"What did you do?! I'm in my 30s?! That's like almost dead!" A panicking Oliver says as Dr. Horace hums thoughtfully.
"I guess we'll have to do some more tests on Brain Matter."
"What am I supposed to do in the meantime? Start saving for retirement?" Oliver asked with a glare as Kaz perked up and gave him a sly grin.
"I know exactly what to do," Kaz says as we then fast forward in time, and we see them hanging out in the Domain without wearing their white lab coats as they step forward to talk with Bryan.
"Can I help you comma sir question mark"
"Yes, my 30-year-old brother would like to buy three copies of Unbridled Mayhem, please, and can you stop holding my hand?" Kaz asked Oliver with an annoyed look on his face due to his aged-up best friend holding his hand as we cue back to Mighty Med, and we see Jordan and Skylar going over to the Mighty Med Rec Room to see Dr. Horace standing inside and come out of it as they shared a serious look and nodded as the Superpowered Normo and the Calderan Nomro then raised their heads.
"Mighty Med Guard Phillip!" Jordan and Skyler exclaimed as the Mighty Med Guard Phillip teleported into the scene.
"What? What's wrong?"
"Oh, nothing, we were just wondering if we can talk to you about something personal?" Jordan asked as Phillip gave her a flat glare.
"No, fuck off."
"Thanks. Jordan and I are just trying to figure out a way to get Alan and Horace to talk to each other and stop talking to us." Skylar Storm says while they reach over to grab Phillip and drag him over to sit down on the bench with him as the girls kick up their legs and place them on the sides of his head as Jordan perks up.
"Wait, Dr. Horace is in the Mighty Med Rec Room. Maybe if we can get Alan in there, and then scare him-,"
"Then Horace will see what happens, that will break the ice, and then they'll talk about it. Perfect idea, Jordan."
"Thanks, and thanks for the talk, Phillip." Jordan says while she and Skylar stand up from the bench as they run off to find Alan.
"...Okay, first off, I don't know who Horace, Alan, or you guys are. I just started working here, and I already regret it. Ugh, these people disgust me." Phillip says before teleporting away just as Dr. Horace makes his way out of the Mighty Med Rec Room as he walks off, and the girls appear as they can be seen dragging along an irritated Alan.
"Alan! We need you to go to the Mighty Med Rec Room right away!"
"Can't it wait? I'm very busy right now not being in the Mighty Med Rec Room." Alan says as Jordan shakes her head.
"But it's urgent. There's a leak in there."
"So? Call the Janitor."
"We can't because it's the Janitor who's leaking. Bodily fluids everywhere, and you're the only one who can save him with your telekinesis." Skylar Storm says as Alan perks up and eagerly walks over to the Mighty Med Rec Room.
"Wow! Finally, everyone will know that Alan Diaz is heroic and brave and-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Alan says before shrieking like a little girl as they make their way into the Mighty Med Rec Room and spot a Janitor, who is literally leaking all kinds of bodily fluids as Alan proceeds to morph into a Human/Porcupine Hybrid.
"Oh, damn, that looks painful." A wincing Jordan says as Alan nods painfully.
"Yes, and these are just the needles you can see..." Alan says as we then cue back over to the Domain, and we see an excited Kaz and Oliver playing Unbridled Mayhem.
"Man, I love having a You're old enough to rent an industrial vacuum, and you can drive me anywhere, like, to the industrial vacuum rental store."
"Brain Matter's power made me 15 years older. It didn't magically give me a car." An annoyed Oliver says as he had celebrated his 15-year-old birthday a long time ago.
"So you're 30 years old and you don't have your own car? That's pathetic." Kaz scoffed while turning his head as he then heard Oliver groan beside him. "Come on, Oliver, chill out. You're acting like a cranky old man." Kaz chastises while turning back to Oliver, only to see that he had aged himself up to be 45-years-old
Sitting before him is an Older Version of Oliver Short, which consists of him being 6-feet-tall and 45-year-old Human Normo Man with blue eyes, short yet spiky brown hair, thin brown eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin with a large brown beard on it, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a high-collared dark blue shirt with gray stripes on it and long gray sleeves, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long dark green pants, and a pair of black shoes.
"Um, dude? You've gotten older..."
"What?! Why?!" A panicking Oliver says while checking himself as Kaz raises his hands reassuringly.
"Brain Matter's aging power still must be affecting you, but don't panic, because the way I figure it, at this rate, in about an hour, you'll be Dead-years-old...okay, now you can panic," Kaz says bluntly with Oliver screaming loudly as we then fast forward in time and we cue back to Mighty Med as we see Brain Matter wheeling past Dr. Horace's Office just as the door opened as he pops his head out sheepishly.
"Brain Natter, can I pick your brain matter about something personal?"
"No, fuck off."
"Thanks." Dr. Horace says while reaching over to grab him and pulling him into his office as he forced him to sit down on the chair with him. "I've been thinking about what Skylar said about me being a father figure for Alan, but I feel like it's too late."
"I'd like to help you, but I'm over there now." Brain Matter says bluntly while pointing out of the door as he stands up from his chair and rides out.
"...Thanks. Good talk." Dr. Horace said with a cheerful smile while standing up and went over to sit down on his desk chair just as Alan walked past his office as he perked up. "Alan, please come in, won't you?" Dr. Horace asked as Alan froze and groaned as he made his way over to sit down on the chair, leaving the door opened as Jordan and Skylar Storm appeared as they spotted them inside of Dr. Horace's Office and quickly closed the door enough to not reveal themselves as they began eavesdropping on them. "Alan, listen, I don't need a Mind Reader to tell me something's bothering you...fortunately, we have a Mind Reader on staff, and she told me something's bothering you, so you can confide in me as much as you want. I don't care how long it takes."
"There's nothing on my mind."
"...Well, I gave it my best shot." Dr. Horace says with a shrug as Jordan and Skylar Storm groaned.
"Okay, we just need a way to scare Alan." Skylar Storm whispered to Jordan, who nodded and perked up as an idea popped into her head.
"Alan, please, you can tell me anything, and I promise, I'll always support you without judgment." Dr. Horace says to Alan, trying to have his nephew open up to him as he sighs heavily.
"I'm sorry, but I can't say-,"
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF!" Jordan screamed while bursting into the room with Skylar Storm and wearing a Super Watch that had morphed her arm into a chainsaw as Alan screamed in fear and morphed himself into a Skunk as he farted loudly, covering the whole office with stench as everyone coughed and Dr. Horace went over to open the window in his office to allow the stench to come out of his office.
"What's going on?!"
"Okay, you see, I've been transforming into Animals randomly for the past week and Jordan diagnosed me and told me that I had Super Puberty. I wanted to tell you, but I wanted to wait until I master my new powers before telling you." Alan says as Dr. Horace perked up and sighed in relief.
"Oh, good, I thought you had accidentally killed someone again. Look, Alan, there is no shame in admitting on needing help. I would gladly help you master your new Animal Shapeshifting Abilities." Dr. Horace says while walking over to pet Alan, who smiles as he then turns to the Superpowered Normo and the Calderan Normo.
"Girls, thanks for being there for me, and I know I smell pretty bad, plus now, there's also the skunk odor."
"Don't mention it...literally, ever." Jordan says with a blunt tone while pressing a button on her Super Watch to morph her ar back to normal as we then fast forward in time and we see her and Dr. Horace walking into the Mighty Med Main Lobby just as the door was opened as a worried Kaz ran into the scene.
"Guys, Oliver is aging uncontrollably," Kaz says while pointing over to Oliver, who weakly walked into the room as he was now 90 years old.
Standing before them is an Old Version of Oliver Short, which consists of him being 6-feet-tall and 90-year-old Human Normo Man with blue eyes, shoulder-length curly white hair, thin white eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin with a large white beard on it, Wrinkly Caucasian Skin, a tall yet frail weak build, and his outfit consists of his white lab coat, a high-collared dark blue shirt with gray stripes on it and long gray sleeves, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long dark green pants, and a pair of black shoes.
"We've got less than an hour before we lose him. Where's brain matter?"
"At the airport. His car's been in long-term parking the whole time he's been frozen. Apparently, he owes them 65,000." Dr. Horace explained as Jordan and Kaz went over to grab Oliver as they dragged him over to lay down in the hospital bed.
"We have to figure out a way to reverse the aging process fast before Oliver dies of unnatural natural causes." Jordan says as Dr. Horace goes over to check Oliver's pulse.
"He has pretty much no pulse. I guess this is the end, Oliver. At least you lived to a ripe old age."
"What are you talking about? I lived to be 15-years-old, and then, like, one more day." An annoyed Oliver says with a hoarse and weak tone as a glaring Kaz turns to his boss.
"Horace, this is all your fault. None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to fix Brain Matter."
"Actually, Kaz, none of this would've happened if you didn't try to abuse Brain Matter's Clearly Unstable and Untrained Powers to try and cheat your way into getting a new Biology Lab." A stern Jordan says as Kaz blushed in embarrassment.
"Okay, that is true, but don't worry, I have an idea to fix this." Kaz says as he then turns to Oliver. "I'll be right back. Oliver, do not move."
"I'm 90. Where am I gonna go?"
"The mourge?" Jordan suggested as everyone gave her disturbed and shocked looks. "...Yeah, that joke was a bit too much, sorry." An apologetic Jordan says as Kaz then turns around to leave and returns a few minutes later as he held all of the worm eggs.
"I know it's a long shot, but I think eggs might be the answer."
"I know where you're going with this." Dr. Horace says with a knowing nod as Kaz gives him a surprised look.
"You do?"
"Nope, not at all." Dr. Horace stated bluntly as Kaz rolled his eyes dryly.
"Look, when Brain Matter had the power to turn things younger, he zapped my caterpillars, and they transformed into these. If the eggs are still infected with some of that power, then eating them will turn Oliver younger."
"...That makes absolutely no sense...but we have done weirder things than this, so go for it." A deadpan Jordan says while gesturing over at Oliver as Kaz nods and goes over to shove all of the worm eggs inside of his friend's mouth as he swallows them...and swiftly ages himself back down to being 15 years old as everyone perks up.
"Kaz, you did it." A happy Oliver says as he and Jordan share a hug while Kaz goes over to give him a thumbs up.
"All right, yes, now that you're back to normal, we can focus on what's really important."
"Trying to enjoy every day as we live it instead of wishing we were older all the time?"
"Hell no. Playing inappropriate nightmare-inducing video games like Unbridled Mayhem." Kaz says as his friends perk up, and we fast forward to the Mighty Med Lounge Room as we see him, Jordan, and Oliver playing the Unbriddled Mayhem Game as Alan walks into the room.
"Oh, hey, guys. What are you-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Alan asked curiously before screaming like a little girl at the sight of the videogame that the trio was playing as he swiftly transformed himself into a Butterfly.
"What was that?!"
"I'll tell you what that was...my new Biology Lab!" An excited Kaz says while standing up from his seat and running over to try and grab Alan as a bewildered Oliver turns to Jordan.
"Alan has gotten Super Puberty and gained the power to shapeshift into animals. Anyway, commemorative happy being a teenager and not a small child or an old fart fake photo?" Jordan asked as Oliver nodded, and they pretended to take a fake selfie with each other before going back to playing Unbridled Mayhem as Kaz continued chasing after a flying Alan in the background.
And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Anyway, here's the list of the Mighty Med's Crew's Current Powers:
1) Jordan Zuehlsdorff:
The Key of Steel-(Primary Superpowered Weapon)
a) Superhuman Physical Condition
b) Key Weapon Transformation
c) Metal Generation/Shapeshifting
d) True Flight
e) Limited Telekinesis via Key
f) The Power to Unlock Any Door
2) Kaz Perry:
Normo
3) Oliver Short:
Normo
4) Connecticut 'Connie' Valentine AKA Skylar Storm:
De-Powered Super Turned Normo
5) Horace Diaz AKA Caduceo
a) Healing Manipulation (Primary Superpower)
b) Chronokinesis
c) Immortality
d) Superhuman Intelligence
e) Superhearing
6) Alan Diaz
a) Telekinesis (Primary Superpower)
b) Animal Shapeshifting
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.