Live from Super Mario Sunshine's Delfino Plaza in Isle Delfino... it's R.O.B. Talk, wih your host, the gray colored robot himself, the Robotic Operation Buddy!
R.O.B. raised his gray metal arms as he received a huge applause from the audience, with most of them eager to see him as he got to his oddly rainbow colored desk, an empty mug present with his face present on it.
"Hello, my fellow viewers. And welcome to the first edition of R.O.B. Talk," R.O.B. stated as he took a glance of Delfino Plaza in the background, sighing. "The view is beautiful from here, isn't it? I managed to convince Master Hand to hot wire me here."
"Don't think you're getting off easy, R.O.B.! It costed me twenty dollars to do this, so I'm taking it out of your paycheck!" Master Hand shouted as he appeared for a brief moment, then teleported away.
"...Quite. Yes." R.O.B. remarked as he took another look at his rainbow desk. "Anyone want to tell me why my desk is shoddy and is colored like a rainbow?"
"Because it's gay, like you!" Dark Pit scoffed as he had his arms crossed, being across the robot.
R.O.B. sighed as he turned to the audience. "And I welcome you all to our first guest... Dark Pit."
Booing was heard from the crowd as they did not like Dark Pit, who scoffed as he made himself comfortable on the chair, snorting as a way to disgust the audience on purpose. R.O.B. simply shook his head in disappointment.
"So, what do you have to contribute to the first episode of my new show?" R.O.B. asked as he then looked around for a blue card to pick up cues on.
"This!" Dark Pit remarked as he pulled out a microphone from his right black wing and burped loudly into it, disgusting the audience as he simply laughed, giving them the middle finger right afterwards. "All of you losers are wasting your brain cells on this! I'm just here because any publicity is good publicity!"
"...Are you sure you aren't the spawn of Tabuu himself...?" R.O.B. asked cautiously as he began charging up his laser.
Dark Pit rolled his eyes at the robot. "Please! Tabuu wishes he could be as edgy as me!" He then began picking his nose, pulling out a big booger and chucking it right at R.O.B., laughing as the audience was grossed out.
R.O.B. hovered above his table, firing a giant laser at Dark Pit, which burnt the edgy angel to a crisp as the audience cheered, with R.O.B. having somehow burning out the booger that was chucked at him.
"That's all we have for today's episode. Tune in next time where we hopefully get a better guest," R.O.B. sighed off as the lights dimmed down, the audience still clapping.