Helluva Boss: The Half Blooded Imp

by Amano404

Meet Buddy, he is an imp-succubus with a rough past but has a heart of gold. Upon finding out that he doesn't live far from his half brother, Moxxie, the hybrid goes to find him. He even becomes an intern at I.M.P. in order to join his family. Combine this with his fire powers and forging a connection with a princess, life has a got a whole new meaning for Buddy! OC x Octavia

2. Murder Family

The tall imp looks at the trio at the door, "Oh hey! Loonie look! It's out newest coworker!"

The hellhound balls her fists with a glare, "Yeah! The one taking my desk job, Blitzo!"

Blitzo shakes his head and raises his hands like to defend himself, "No, no! He's not taking your job! He's only going to be using it sometimes, I swear!" He quickly slithers away from the hellhound, hiding behind the tall hybrid, "Come on, quick! Get in my office before she strikes again! Mox, Mil, cover us!"

The white haired him saluted his boss, "Yes sir!"

The black haired imp smiled, "Oh, uh, okay! Hey, hellhound! You wanna go play?" The statement quickly angered the wolf, which did distract her.

After making their way into the office, the lanky imp sits down at his desk with his legs crossed. He peers through his filing cabinet, "This is just some sort of f-king courtesy interview. Moxxie says it will 'reassure you' but I really feel like you don't need it!" The boss looks down at the paper in his hands, "Okay so! Your name isssssss Buddy!"

The hybrid nods his head, "Uh yes, sir! Er, Mr. Blitzo?"

The boss shrugged his shoulders, "Ehhhhh, we'll work on what you call me." His office phone begins to ring loudly, only to click the 'ignore' button when he saw the name, "So you know you're gonna be an intern right? You know, taking calls, coffee runs, cleaning, which includes guns! All that fun, happy horses-t! We'll make you an actual murder professional after you get some experience under your belt. Gotta make sure you're ready!"

Buddy nods in agreement with a smile, "Yeah, that sounds good!

Blitzo looks down at the newbie's resume, "Says here you're a succubus hybrid. You know, I dated a few succubus!"

The hybrid tilts his head at his new boss, "Really?"

The lanky imp puts his hands behind his head confidently, "Hell yeah! Let me tell ya when that one-"

The winged imp shakes his head and raised his hands like he was defending himself, "UH! Maybe that's a little too much information for me, bossman!"

Blitzo snaps his fingers upon hearing that title, "Bossman... You know, I kinda like that one." He puts the newbie's resume back into the filing cabinet, "Okay, you're free to go. Just, uh, try to avoid Loona. She's just a little sour about the fact that you will be SOME spending time in the office while she will be spending SOME more time with us on the actual missions..." He then whispers to her, "...She enjoys her own space."

Buddy nodded at his new boss before walking out of the office, moving past the hellhound stealthily so he wouldn't potentially attacked...

...

A few days later, Blitzo speaks to a client in this office... A woman by the name of Mrs. Mayberry who has been sent to Hell after murdering her husband and attempting to murder the woman he was cheating on her with. After finding out that the woman, named Martha, didn't die and is hailed a hero, she found the Immediate Murder Professionals to hire them to finish the job... Mrs. Mayberry is a purple sinner with large twisted horns, pink eyes with red sclera, long gray hair with pointy ears, goat legs and a devil tail. She is waring a long sleeved red shirt with a red and gold brooch and a slightly tattered black skirt. There is also a black ribbon in her hair.

Meanwhile, Moxxie is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother holding a baby and two children. His arms are shaking while the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.

Millie pushes her husband's arm, "Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound! Or your little brother."

Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other. Sitting next to her is Buddy, who is playing with the shiny buttons on his tuxedo. On the wall are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of another imp with an arrow sticking out from it.

The hellhound rolls her eyes and speaks sarcastically, "Wow. I feel soooo loved here." The hybrid next to her waves at his family with a smile.

The black haired imp flashes him a smile before she tries to massage her husband's shoulders, "Just take a deep breath..." She inhales, "And let it out!"

Moxxie begins to lower the crossbow in his hands, "But... It's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?!"

Millie shrugs her shoulders, "I mean, if that's what the client wants..."

The white haired imp waves his hand, "Maybe like a sh-ty dad. Or a mob family." He then speaks in a stereotypical Italian accent, "That's understandable."

Buddy smiles before pointing at himself, "Oh! Oh! Pretend it's me after I snuck out and stole a bunch of stuff from our neighbors!"

The smaller brother shouts with his normal voice, "That doesn't encourage me at all! I would never shoot you!" He sighs while fully lowering the crossbow, "But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?

Loona looks at the picture while she thinks for a moment, "Hey! You don't know they're innocent!" She points to the boy, "This kid probably sets dogs on fire!" She then points to the girl, "Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online! She points to the father while narrowing her eyes at him, "And this guy... This guy definitely watches!"

The hybrid sticks out his tongue, "Ew! Gross!"

Millie nods her head while pointing at her ward, "Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here."

Her husband frowns at her, "But—"

The girl imp folds her arms, "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox!" She cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes him, "Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target." She then kisses him on the cheek.

Moxxie raises the crossbow to aim it, "I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective, is all!"

Blitzo then barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry, "Guys! I want you to meet—"

A startled gunman accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. Buddy ducks down closer to the Hellhound in the couch. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the glass starts to wobble dangerously.

The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry but Blitzo catches it with one hand, "...Our newest client!"

The eel tank falls down and the glass breaks, with water spilling onto the floor. The eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire.

The boss folds his arms, "D-n it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!"

Now outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry rolls her eyes and drives off in a yellow taxi cab.

Blitzo waves goodbye to her, "Byyyyye! And don't worry, we'll get that s-k in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!" He finishes his wave while the car drives away.

Moxxie raises an eyebrow at his boss, "When did we start implementing that deal?"

The taller imp turns with a glare to his employee and yells, "When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU F-KIN'-" He then grabs Moxxie's face and pushes him away, "Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

Buddy tugged at his bowtie nervously, looking at his coworker, "Uh, bossman... Last I saw, it was on the couch."

Blitzo rubbed his hands on his face furiously, "Aaarrrrrrgh! Do NOT tell me that thing burned!"

Loona types on her phone with a roll of her eyes, "You mean... Our only ticket to the other side?" She pulls out the grimoire out of her pocket, "Yeah. Got it." The hybrid lets out a relieved sigh.

The tall imp gives her a big smile, "And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie! Oh and remember! Since it's Buddy's first day, YOU get to come with us today!" He begins to speak in a baby talk like voice, "You get a tweat, now!"

The adoptive father holds up a dog biscuit to her.

The Hellhound cringes at him, "D-n it, I was hoping you would forget about that! Also ew! Stop!"

Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog would. He pulls it into his mouth and chews with a smile.

The wolf closes the book with a slam, "You're so gross!"

Millie draws a pentagram with white chalk on the brick wall. The chalk glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

Blitzo waves his hand with a smile, "Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist!"

Loona rolls her eyes and walks through the portal.

The tall imp turns back to the hybrid, "Okay, Buddy! YOU! Stay here and fix up the office! And be on standby if another client comes through."

Buddy stands up straight with a salute, "Sure thing, Bossman!"

The boss's eyes widen at his intern, "Geez, you're giant when you stand up like that." He puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to the portal, "Now, let's go lick some -s!"

Millie shakes her head at her friend, "The expression is 'kick some -s'... Blitzo." She snaps her fingers at Blitzo before she walks through the portal.

Blitzo smiles to himself, "Mine's better." He then walks through the portal.

Moxxie sighs before looking at his brother, "Aww, fuuuck... Good luck on your first day, Buddy!"

Buddy smiles while his half brother walks through the portal, "You too, Moxxie!" He then turns to enter the building, "Okay, tidying up and handling potential customers... How hard can this be?"

He then walks through the hallway, passing by a 'For Rent' sign on the other side from the imp's office door. His eyes widen when he opens the door to see scorch marks all over the walls and glass on the ground.

Then the hybrid hears a cough behind him, which came from a sinner with various colored eyes all over his body. He scratches his chin, "...Oh boy."

...

Moxxie walks through the portal fully. All three imps and the Hellhound stand in front of a small red house by the lake while the sun sets. Blitzo and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes while Loona hid with Millie a bush away from them.

The taller imp stands up and peers into the window, "That's gotta be her!" He chuckles darkly. "This is too easy!" He then turns to his employee, "Moxxie, do you want this one?"

The smaller male imp looks pleasantly surprised, "Me?"

The boss waves his hand, "Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle!"

Moxxie stands up and peers through the window but his faces falls when he sees at the family having dinner.

Blitzo waves his hand without care, "It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital. No big deal!"

Inside the house, Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. The wife holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window, "Uh... Sir?"

Blitzo suddenly pushes him and grabs the gun from his employee, "You snooze, you lose, Mox!"

Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her face looking innocent with a large smile.

The boss smiles while he aimed at her, "Aaaand I've got ya, bitch."

Moxxie plays with his fingers nervously, "Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!"

Loona rolls her eyes from her hiding spot, looking at her phone.

The tall imp shrugs his shoulders, "No, don't be a p-s. We're just killing a mother!" He positions his rifle with a smile, "We're ruining a family!" The rifle clicks while he aims.

The white haired imp hesitantly moves his hands forward, "But... H-Hold on! Hold on! Let's just think about it!" He then lifts up Blitzo's gun right when he fires...

...However, the bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

Martha jumps backwards, "What was that, Ralphie?"

Her husband shakes his head, "I dunno, Martha! But whatever it is..." He then grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands, "...They're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!"

His wife sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor to create a weapon, "Alright, kids! Guns out!"

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat and the girl pulls out another rifle from under the table. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.

Ralphie cracks his knuckles, "Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" His dark chuckles then begins to fill the air...

...

Meanwhile, Blitzo fumes in anger, "What the f-k was that, Moxxie?!"

The employee wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees with hsi hands over his face, "I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy." Tears fall from his eyes as he takes more breaths, "I panicked!"

The boss then facepalms, "Oh, who the f-k is innocent, Moxxie?! Godd-n it, I knew we should have brought Buddy instead! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's t/ts!" He leans in and pokes Moxxie's forehead, "Get the F-K over yourself, you baby d-k prune!"

A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out, "AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!"

Blitzo, Loona and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.

Ralphie fires at Millie, who flips backwards and dives into the lake. The man looks around the foggy night, "Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!"

Millie swims up with her head above the water under the dock with a knife is in her mouth. She breaks through the wood of the dock and lands on it with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands.

Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand but then collapses onto the dock, unconscious. Her eyes twitch before Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.

Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.

The imp's eyes widen, "Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute? You know, you guys would like my brother!"

Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie...

"It's nice to have a new critter to play with..."

Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with 'Bless this mess' stitched onto it.

The white haired imp looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth., "Ohhhhh... Crumbs."

...

Meanwhile in Hell, Buddy manages to find a loose piece of paper among the mess, "I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that name again?"

The sinner full of eyes nods his head, "Sure thing, kid. The jack-s's name is Tony! Should still be at the construction site right now actually! You can still catch him!"

The hybrid shrugs awkwardly, "Uh... I don't really have a way to get to Earth."

The other man frowns at the new employee, "What?! Then what am I doing wasting my time talking to you then?! You guys are the Immediate Murder Professionals, aren't ya?"

The intern sighs while playing with his fingers, "Yes, well, our team is kinda out right now. I'll be sure you're first when they get back, I swear! We'll give you a call!"

The man grumbles but nods his head. He then stands up and walks out of the office, which gave Buddy enough time to grab a spray bottle and a rag. He kneels down to scrub the blackened bits of the wall.

However, then he hears the door open yet again, which makes him sigh before standing up. He dusts himself off right before he turns to see the new sinner.

A woman's voice came out of the toy dinosaur, "This place is absolutely filthy! Oh! Aren't you a handsome secretary!"

Buddy felt his face heat up from the compliment, "Oh wow, uh, thank you! I'm actually an intern."

She continues to speak with a smile, "Handsome intern! So honey, can you help me with a little something?"

The hybrid lets out an awkward chuckle, "Of course, ma'am! I'll write whatever name you need me to know about." He then rubbed his eyebrows while turning away from the woman, "Man, I hope Moxxie and the others are doing better than I am..."

...

Now in the woods, there are four gunshots ringing out in the woods. Blitzo dashes through a bush. The human woman's evil laughter follows while Blitzo runs through the forest, his black blood leading a trail on the green grass below. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom.

Martha starts to speak in a sing-song voice, "I know you're hurtin', little devil! I can see ya blood!"

Blitzo takes deep breaths while he leans against a tree. He covers his mouth when he spots the silhouette of Martha walking through the woods...

The human continues to speak sing-song voice, "I promise that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!"

The tall imp sighs in relief before his phone lets out a ringtone that sounds like a scream. He pulls out the yellow cell phone that has 'GFY' written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it and it flips through the air, "D-mit!" He tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then he holds it to his ear, "Stolas! This is a really bad time!"

Back in Hell, an owl demon named Stolas is shown in his palace relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room.

Stolas holds a fancy old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers, "Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

The imp rolls his eyes and whispers in a frustrated tone, "What is it?!"

The owl demon raises an eyebrow on his end, "I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?"

Blitzo's angry face appears in a bubble, confused, "What did you just call me?!

Stolas pops the bubble with his finger and a smile, "My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?"

The imp runs off when he hears a rifle click. A bullet flies through the tree where he was moments before.

A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole, "I can HEAR you, darlin'!"

The man's eyes widen when he sees her, "S-t!"

Stolas smiles while still in his bath, "Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... Permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... Legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?"

He then runs his finger on the edge of the tub with a smile. He makes walking motions with his fingers as they begin glow red.

Meanwhile, Blitzo is running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and hes duck behind another one.

The owl demon continues to be oblivious to the gunfire, "Doesn't that sound..." He then speaks in a seductive voice, "Enticing?"

The tall imp rolls his eyes, "You gotta stop using your fancy -s rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting f-ked in my A!" A bullet then hits the tree that he is hiding behind.

Stolas smiles while still on the phone, "Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of..." His eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look, "...Passion." He leans slightly over the edge of the tub, "Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little imp?"

Blitzo looks from his hiding spot, "Fine! Whatever!" He misses the shadow of a certain wolf like being rushing closer and closer to him.

Stolas' voice can still be heard through the phone, "Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait-"

Suddenly, before the owl could continue, Loona jumps in front of Martha. She lands on all fours before growling, "Okay, lady, you got five seconds to put that down!"

Blitzo's eyes widen, "Loona!"

But the woman shoots at the wolf, missing her by a hair, "Guess I'll be getting a new pelt tonight!"

This makes Loona pounce at the woman in order to get her to drop the gun.

However, she doesn't and decides to shoot again.

...This time Blitzo drops his phone and rushes to shove her out of the way, getting shot once again, "Ah d-it! Same f-king place too!"

When he sees the human hold up her gun again, he holds up his arm in front of his adopted daughter, "Hold it, we'll go with you! Just don't hurt Loona!"

Martha keeps her gun pointed at the imp, "I see! So, you're a little devil and she's your pet, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!" She presses the gun harder into Blitzo's head, "Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!"

...

Back in Hell, Buddy flaps the wings on his lower back while scrubbing the burnt ceiling. He moves around the room frantically while cleaning and writing down more names on the pieces of paper from the new clients.

Finally, he manages to take a breath upon sitting near the window. Buddy notices a white limo driving below, with a glowing blue sigil on top of the hood. He rolls his eyes when he sees the various imps and sinners having to part away from each other to let the limo through. But he continues to watch before wiping down the window.

A fully white bird demon gestures for her child "See? Look at that, Octavia! They're parting the way for us, like they should!" Her feathers was like flowing long hair, pink beak, a gray stripe on top of her head and long mascara, her eyes were hot pink with a white dot that was a pupil. She is wearing a white dress with puffy sleeves and black accents, the bottom half of the dress being black. She is also wearing a gold crown and long, black gloves. She spoke with a British accent.

The girl sitting next to her simply rolled her eyes and looked down at her phone, "Yeah, using our power to bully the lesser class is so fun. Wahoo." She had black feathers, except for the white feathers that covered her face, sharp hot pink eyes and a long, black, feathery tail. She was wearing a black beanie with a golden tiara on it, a pink choker and a pink long-sleeved dress with a pattern of pale yellow stars printed all over it, which is worn under a black feathery cardigan on her shoulders, alongside a set of black leggings and heeled black boots. She also spoke with a British accent.

Her mother ignored her daughter's obvious sarcasm, "What do you think, dear? Should we drive around one more time?"

The owl girl simply shrugged before putting on her headphones. She rests her head in her hand while looking outside the windowsill, she peers up to see the imp-succubus hybrid.

Her accidental look made Buddy jump but he awkwardly waved to her...

...And she awkwardly waved back at him, which honestly surprised the intern.

It definitely made him jump again, this time going back to wipe the window...

All of a sudden, the stress had came back to him. From the mountain load of cleaning he had to do... To writing potential clients and their target's names down on multiple pieces of paper due to the computer being destroyed in the fire.

The hybrid's eyes widen in realization, "Man, jobs are hard!" He then tosses the spray bottle in frustration, "And this isn't even supposed to be the hard part!"

He stops his shout once he turns and notices the sinners blinking at him, "Oh uh!" He puts his normal, much more cheerful voice, back on, "No need to worry! Everything is completely fine!"

Buddy turned away from the potential future clients, "They better get back here soon!"

...

Back to Moxxie, he struggles to free himself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside and a hangman's noose hangs from the wall.

The imp's eyes widen when he sees his wife being dragged into the woods by the father of the family, "Millie!"

Both kids stare at him with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again when he notices the girl pull out a sharp knife. He looks at the blade and then glares with determination. The girl raises the knife but Moxxie pushes the chair backwards, knocking her to the ground. He frees himself after taking the knife from her.

The tiny imp then bursts through the window, holding his gun. He races outside through the forest, where various red symbols hang from tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky, giving everyone a light glow.

Both Millie and Blitzo tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Loona is tied to a separate stake with a muzzle over her mouth. Ralphie laughs while he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet.

Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand, walking closer and closer to the fire.

Blitzo sighs in disappointment, "I had that f-king shot. God d-mit, Moxxie!"

Martha is now wearing skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. She holds sinister smile on her face, "Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!" She rises her torch as the two struggle to free themselves, "May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!"

...

Meanwhile back in Hell, Buddy continues to write the client's names down on a loose piece of paper, "Okay, okay... Trevor hacked you to pieces and now you want him dead?" He opens the comically long file cabinet and struggles to stuff the paper inside, "Got it, I'll let bossman know right away when he gets back."

Suddenly, he stops when he feels a strange tingle along his spine, "Ugh! What the fuzz nuggets was that?!" He scratches his back with his long arms, "Someone must be trying to sacrifice an imp to Satan or something... Wait, are Moxxie and Millie being sacrificed?" He looks at the sinner who stood up from his chair, "Should I be concerned?"

The sinner simply shrugged back at the new intern...

...

Back on Earth, Martha grunts when she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. She then laughs evilly. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, however they remain unharmed.

The taller imp rolls his eyes, "Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your d-k hard." Both him and his employee smirk at the human.

Loona rolls her eyes despite the muzzle still over her face.

The human woman stares with a confused look, "Oh sh-t." She then rolls her eyes, "Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-a- mouth!" She grins before pulling out her rifle.

The boss smirks at her, "That would be more effective."

Millie shakes her head angrily, "Blitzo!"

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch.

But then... The blonde woman yelps while a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground, dead upon impact.

Moxxie is shown holding his gun, smoke emerging from the butt of the object.

Millie smiles upon seeing her husband, "Moxxie!"

The white haired imp rushes over and unties the rope, freeing both his coworkers.

Blitzo playfully punches the smaller imp, "You're not gettin' your god-n paycheck for this one, Mox!" He then rushes to Loona and unties her from the other stake. She takes the muzzle off her face while her adopted father falls down.

Both Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace, rubbing their faces together.

The human husband trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.

The tallest imp rolls his eyes sarcastically, "Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!"

Moxxie helps his friend up and supports his weight, "I'm sorry, sir... I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise!"

Blitzo pulls his employee into a hug, "Apology accepted!" He then speaks in a low voice, "But if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will f-kin' murder both you and your wife in your sleep."

He then lets go while imp with hair looks on fearfully.

Millie raises her arms in a cheer, patting Loona on the back, "Well done, Hellhound!"

The wolf rolls her eyes sarcastically, "Gee thanks. Yeah, wahoo. Yay."

The boss stretches his good arm, "Alrighty! That's a job well done! Now let's get off. Hope Buddy didn't burn more of the office down considering, you know, fire fingers and all that." He then pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest and kisses it. He puts it back before retrieving his cell phone.

Moxxie rubs the back of his neck, "Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house!"

Blitzo rubs his eyebrows, "Okay, fine. But hurry up!" He then smiles at his adopted daughter, "Hey Loonie? We're ready to come home, dear! Think you can open a portal for us?"

Loona sighs before taking the blue book out of her pocket, "Okay, fine." She then taps the page, opening the portal back to the Hell for them. She rolls her eyes before walking through the portal by herself.

The tiny imp runs back to the house through the woods with a determined look on his face.

Meanwhile, the two kids are being lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house. Moxxie points his rifle at them. Both children look scared and the girl even hugs a teddy bear closer to herself.

The white haired imp holds his fun with a frown, "Don't move!"

Ralphie chuckles at him, "What are you gonna do, little guy? Kill us?"

The tiny imp keeps his gun pointed at the family, "I should! You people are monsters! But... You should have a chance at a life and a purpose! Look at your children! They have their whole future ahead of them! They... They remind me of my own little brother... Kinda... A little. Now, you are going to face your crimes justly!" He picks up the remote from the table, "I will call your earthly authorities and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... My way!"

He presses a button and the television turns on. Which made him look behind him with a surprised look, "Oh sh-t!"

The tiny imp glances at the TV remote, "Uh... Do you uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?" He stares at the buttons, they look like eyes and a face to him.

The father motions his thumb behind him, "Yeah, it's in the kitchen."

The white haired man scratches the back of his head, "Then... What is this for?"

Ralphie tilts his head, "It's a universal remote." He then hugs his children, "I got it for the kids..."

Moxxie smiles with his eyes shining, "Awwwww..."

He then begins to make his way up the nearby hill, where the portal was.

Blitzo smiles when he sees his employee, "There he is. Have a good w-k-off session, Moxxie?"

The smaller imp's eyes widen, "Excuse me?"

The taller imp begins to poke his employee several times, "Look, I don't care where you c- in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" He then jumps through the portal, "See you at the office!" His loud voice can be heard from the other side of the portal, "Satan be D-NED! You even got the scorch marks on the ceiling! How'd you even get those?"

Buddy's voice can be heard from the other side of the portal, "I have wings, bossman. They're not just for show, you know!"

He then suddenly pokes his head through the portal, "Wow, so this is what the portal feels like! Gotta thank Loona for pushing me. What took you guys so long! I had to clean that whole office by myself! And I learned way too many names today!"

Millie pats the hybrid on the head, "Aw but I'm sure ya did a good job, Buddy!" She turns and places her hand on Moxxie's cheek, "You doing okay, sweetie?"

Her husband relaxes his shoulders, "Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process..."

His wife touches his chest, "You have a goooood heart, honey." She then playfully pinches Moxxie's nose, "Just a fuzzy head!" She then kisses Moxxie and her husband smiles lovingly at her.

Buddy sticks his tongue out at them, "Hey, come on, guys. You can get a room when we get back!"

Millie walks through the portal with a giggle, walking underneath the hybrid's arm.

Moxxie turns around with a big smile before he notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house...

A voice rings over a loudspeaker, "We got em', boys!"

The helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in an massive inferno. A burning object hits Moxxie in the head. He looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head. He looks stunned while Buddy grabs his shoulders and pulls him through the portal...

The hybrid's eyes sparkle, "That explosion looked so cool!"

The smaller brother rubs his eyes in distress, "Not now, Buddy..."

Buddy slumps his shoulders, "Aw man..."

...

Now in the clean office, Mrs. Mayberry and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner behind them reads 'We killed the bitch' in red letters. Loona, Buddy and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. 'We did it! :)' is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers...

...Except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.

Millie shakes her husband excitedly, "Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!"

Buddy pumps his fist that held the fork, "I didn't but I saw the cool explosion! My big brother is awesome!"

The purple sinner takes a bite of her cake, "Yaaay!"

Blitzo pumps her fists, "Ohhhh yeah!"

The black haired imp then hugs Moxxie, "We did it! Oh, Moxxie!"

The boss raises his good arm in victory, "Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to f-k up!"

Millie rubs Moxxie's head with a large smile, "And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!"

Mrs. Mayberry shrugs her shoulders, "That's messed up. But I paid for it!"

Buddy raises his arms with a large smile, "And I learned how to file papers!" He quickly whispers to Loona, "...Don't look inside the cabinet." This makes the wolf girl shrug her shoulders back at him.

This makes everyone except Moxxie laugh...

...Blitzo then finally raises a fist, "Yeah, f-k that family!"

(A/N: I am very curious to know, why did you post those two reviews on Scraps of an Angel rather than this one?)