A/N: And here, we finally get the 6th chapter today. Frankly, it'll also include homages to the cartoon short of the same name. Plus, we'll also find out what exactly is happening to Kayla and Kate. And we'll see a certain animaniac trio there, too. And as for who'd voice Yosemite Sam this time, it's Maurice LaMarche.
Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Chapter 6: Hare and Loathing in Las Vegas
On the road to Las Vegas, at which point it is now sunset, DJ relayed his shock to Kayla.
"I can't believe you snuck in like that! What part of 'I'm trying to protect you', do you not understand?!", DJ shouted.
"Apparently? All of it! Because if you're too busy trying to protect me, who's gonna protect you?", Kayla responded.
Before he could retort, DJ stopped himself. He didn't want to admit it, but she had a good point. After all, like he said, he lost his mother when he was a kid. So, he didn't want to sentence her to the same punishment. Besides, there isn't enough time to send her back now.
"Okay. Ideally, you and Daffy would be back at my father's house by now. But since I don't have time to turn around and take you both back, you're both gonna come with me.", DJ said.
"Really?", Kayla asked.
"Sure. On one condition. When we get to Las Vegas, you're gonna have to do exactly what I say. And under no circumstances are you to disregard that and put yourself in danger. Does that sound clear to you?", DJ asked.
"Crystal.", Kayla replied.
Just then, they noticed a bright city on the horizon.
"Wait… is that…?!", Kayla spoke excitedly.
"Whoo-hoo! Las Vegas!", Daffy spoke excitedly.
Then, it showed a montage of sights all around Las Vegas, ending with a close-up view of one building known as Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel Casino, with Daffy, Kayla, and DJ now inside.
"Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens.", Daffy spoke eagerly.
"All right, Daffy. Rein it in.", Kayla said.
"She's right. This could be dangerous.", DJ added.
"Right. We find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung fu liberally as needed.", Daffy responded, doing some kung fu moves.
Meanwhile, in his office, casino owner Yosemite Sam was speaking with the ACME Chairman on the screen while the silent Mr. Smith stood by.
"Under no circumstances are you to allow the young Mr. Drake, his little girl, and his duck cohort out of the casino in one piece. Is that clear?", Mr. Chairman demanded.
"Okay. You want the varmints and whatever they came for. I got you. But what's in it for old Sam?", Sam asked.
Mr. Smith showed him a huge chest full of treasure that grabbed his attention. Yosemite Sam laughed as he towered above it only for Mr. Smith to slam the chest cover on Sam repeatedly before Sam got off, having taken enough hits to get the message: it'll only be his if he takes care of them first.
"I got you.", Sam groaned.
Meanwhile, Bugs, Kate, Tom, Jerry, and Robyn were searching around for DJ and Daffy in Las Vegas.
"Wow… There's so many casinos out there.", Robyn spoke in awe.
"Exactly. There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas. We are never going to find that duck.", Kate discouraged.
Then, Jerry noticed something up ahead.
"Well, I wouldn't say that just yet.", Jerry spoke.
Up ahead, there was a gremlin car.
"There it is! It must be DJ's car.", Robyn said.
"And that's not all. Look at where they are.", Tom added, pointing toward the one casino it was closest to: Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel.
"Boy, I'd hate to get their electric bill.", Bugs said.
Play Fort Minor Music: "Remember the Name"
With that, all 5 started to walk out of the TVR Tuscan in slow motion (resembling a cool walk), especially as Bugs chomped on a carrot with all 5 now at the main entrance and looking around while walking forward up until they found Dawg and a few other dogs playing a casino game as well.
You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that wanna know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon)
This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
"Buenos Noches, loserinos. Eh, who's pit boss of this pit?", Bugs asked.
"Why, that'd be Yosemite Sam, here. The owner of the Wooden Nickel Casino. Big sign that says so out there and everything.", Dawg responded.
"Oh, yeah! We saw it just up ahead.", Robyn realized.
"So, that's his part time job, huh?", Tom asked.
"You know, I'm surprised nobody else noticed Robyn looking the way she is now.", Jerry said.
Stop Fort Minor Music: "Remember the Name"
Suddenly, Wakko popped up from the hole on the table with the roulette wheel on top of him and seeing Robyn.
"Helloooooo nurse!"
"Guess I spoke too soon.", Jerry shrugged.
Despite the surprise, it was a pleasant one.
"Wakko? Is it you?", Robyn asked.
Wakko made a surprised face from hearing the voice.
"Is that really you, Robyn? Because you're a lot bigger than last time. Did you have a growth spurt?", Wakko asked.
"Well, sort of. What are you doing here?", Robyn asked.
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just feeling out this scenic location before we can make a new home out of it. Right up until I saw you, that is. And with a shapely figure, yet.", Wakko replied.
"Where are the others?", Jerry asked.
"Oh, they're out snooping around.", Wakko replied.
For Yakko's case, he's watching Crusher's wrestling match.
"Just watch, folks. Next time you see me, I'm gonna be having some fun with him.", Yakko said.
Then, it cut to Dot in the dressing room with some ladies getting ready for their act.
"Yeah, this scene's gonna take a while, folks.", Dot said before it went back to Wakko and the others.
Just then, a voice rang out.
"Welcome, friends! Plenty of tables and slots for all! You're all winners in my book…", Sam began before then finishing to himself with a chuckle.
"Especially you losers."
Kate then turned to Bugs.
"Bugs, whatever you do, no funny business. We're just here to pick up Daffy and as soon as we find him, we're out.", Kate warned.
"Okay, doc. I got ya.", Bugs responded before walking over to Sam.
"Em…, what's up, doc?", Bugs asked, walking up to Sam.
"Well, put her there, varmint! Yosemite Sam's the name and every table in the Wooden Nickel Casino is my game! Have a carrotini, grab a chair, pull a lever! Gamble away!", Sam encouraged, shaking Bugs' hand and giving a carrotini to him.
"Thanks kindly, but we're not here to gamble.", Bugs said.
"What?", Sam puzzled.
"It appears a certain black duck we're looking for here was headed to your establishment.", Bugs replied. "So, if you'd kindly let us know if you've seen him somewheres…"
Already reading into Sam's hostility as the casino owner looked mad enough to either blast him or kick him and the others out, Robyn gasped in worry.
"There's gotta be something in this dress…"
Fortunately, by a stroke of luck, she found a lone quarter in an apparent pocket hidden in the red dress in the inside of the lower end that covers part of her legs.
"That's it… Kate, I'm gonna buy some time while you guys look for Daffy, okay?", Robyn whispered.
"What?", Kate asked.
"And Wakko? What's the best room this place has?", Robyn asked.
"The Blue Diamond Suite. Found it while I was checking the place out. Why do you ask?", Wakko asked.
"Because I need you guys to meet us there in 5 minutes.", Robyn whispered, striking a chord with Wakko.
"Oh… Playing the wild card, huh? Then, I say 'go for it!'", Wakko encouraged before moving back down, setting the roulette wheel back on the table.
"Wait!", Robyn called, catching Sam's attention.
"Huh?"
"I'd like to take up your offer. Any chance you could teach me?", Robyn asked.
If it wasn't her quarter, then her currently shapely 16-year-old appearance certainly did the trick. In fact, he'd almost mistake her for a young woman nearly twice her age. His eyes bugged out in surprise and joy as car honks were heard before they went back in.
"Well, why didn't you say so?", Sam happily asked, leading her to a broken down slot machine labeled "Unlucky" at the top.
"Good luck!", Robyn whispered, turning to Kate and the others.
"If you want a game of skill, you should try our slot machines.", Sam suggested.
"Well, all right. If you say so.", Robyn agreed before pulling the lever as hard as she can only to break it off.
It caused the slot machine to move for a moment before breaking down.
"Aw…, too bad, young lady.", Sam spoke.
Suddenly, the slot machine broke apart, revealing inside a veritable amount of coins stacked up like a throne.
"Oh, so that's why the slot machine was broken.", Robyn realized.
But it was right then that Robyn saw Daffy, DJ, and Kayla past the throne of coins and gasped in surprise.
"Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies?", Daffy asked, holding up a flyer for Dusty Tails.
"Yeah, I know. He's my grandfather, remember?", Kayla asked.
Daffy turned to DJ.
"Your dad is Damian Drake?", Daffy asked, annoying DJ.
"YES!"
"I'm kidding, relax. We did that, okay?", Daffy asked.
"They're here…!", Robyn whispered.
"Maybe this isn't your game.", Sam guessed.
"Uh…, yeah. You're probably right. What other games do you have?", Robyn asked.
"Well, why don't I lead the way?", Sam offered, before leading her away.
Meanwhile, Tom and Jerry were with Kate and Bugs.
"All right, fellas. If we were to find the best vantage point for finding the duck, where would it be?", Bugs asked.
Then, the cat and mouse turned to the stage and found a piano on its left side.
"Why not up on stage?", Tom asked.
"And how do you propose we get up there?", Kate asked.
"Eh, I'm sure I could pull a few strings here and there if you know what I mean.", Bugs responded.
Back to Robyn, she and Sam were facing Foghorn Leghorn, who had just finished shuffling the cards.
"All right, place, I say, place your bets, gentlemen. Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a wi... Well, not everyone.", Foghorn said.
Sam got out a bag of money.
"Here's my money. Now play.", Sam spoke, dropping a bag of cash.
"What game is this?", Robyn asked.
"It's called Blackjack. All you need is 21 to win. If you need a new card, just say hit me until you have enough cards. And speaking of cards, I have just the right amount of 'em.", Sam said as he and Robyn were each given 2 cards.
Robyn scratched her head for a moment as she examined her cards first and then saw Tom getting to the piano with Jerry getting inside.
"The cat concerto routine? Here?", Robyn whispered to herself.
"Card, ma'am?", Foghorn asked.
"Oh! Right. Hit me.", Robyn said before a card was given to her.
"Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.", Robyn said as 4 more cards were given to her.
But it was right then that more cards were given out to her, concerning Sam.
"Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me. Okay, that's enough.", Robyn said, stopping the addition.
"There's somethin', I say there's somethin' kinda shifty about that gal.", Foghorn commented.
Nevertheless, Sam chuckled and placed down his two cards.
"20. Your turn, honey.", Sam said.
"Okay.", Robyn grinned, playing her whole hand and flipping the whole deck to the other side, revealing a row of 21 Aces.
"21."
As Sam stood in surprise, Foghorn nevertheless spoke up as some poker chips were handed to Robyn.
"Well, what do ya know about that? 21, a winner!", Foghorn called before Sam banged his head in anger 6 times before calming down.
"Not bad. I'll give you that one. But let's see how you fare at roulette.", Sam smirked.
"Roulette?", Robyn puzzled.
Then, she saw Bugs inviting Kate over to backstage.
"Well, uh…, I haven't played it before, but I'll try anything once. You can just lead the way.", Robyn spoke as she got off her chair and grabbed her poker chips.
"And while you go do that, I'll be doing a little, I say little announcement on the stage.", Foghorn said, getting up and heading to the stage.
Meanwhile, Robyn and Sam arrived at the roulette table.
"So, how does it work?", Robyn asked.
"The key to the game is, I spin the marble and all's you gotta do is bet on a number you think it'd land on.", Sam responded.
"Just like that?", Robyn asked.
"You're darn right it's like that. In fact, you can even play 'em all. That way, you can't lose!", Sam suggested.
"Well, if you're sure…", Robyn replied, equally betting on all available numbers.
But the moment Sam got out a marble, it suddenly bounced from the wheel and landed in his mouth and stared to choke him. Robyn grew worried before Sam finally coughed out the marble, hitting it by the statue's leg and causing it to topple onto the wheel, some of its grapes landed on all of its empty slots.
"Winner! All numbers.", the spokesperson said before all the chips were handed to Robyn.
Sam was baffled.
"Lucky gal, ain't ya?", Sam glared.
"Yeah. I don't know how, but it sure looks like it.", Robyn responded as she managed to take all the chips off the table and leave.
"I've got to hand it to this body. I didn't think I could lift all these.", Robyn spoke in surprise.
As she made her way to the cashier, Foghorn spoke up.
"I say, listen up, y'all. Please put your greasy, buffet-shoveling hands together... for our next act. If you've heard her before, you're not here now. So, I say, let me introduce you... to Miss Dusty Tails.", Foghorn introduced as Dusty Tails appeared on a descending swing in a cute white dress with a bonnet.
"And appearin' as last-minute special guest stars for one night only, it's that wascally wabbit, the Doc, I say Doctor of Delight himself, Bugs Bunny and the famous, I say famous cat-and-mouse duo, Tom and Jerry!", Foghorn introduced as DJ spotted a way to get backstage and went for it, not knowing that at that very moment, Bugs, Tom, and Jerry were introduced as the car and mouse duo were at the piano while Bugs is on stage, much to Daffy and Kayla's shock.
"What?!", Daffy exclaimed with a glare.
Play Tenacious D. and Brittney Spears Mashup Music: "Baby, One More Time"
As Bugs and Dusty Tails performed with Tom and Jerry playing the piano in tune with the song, DJ tried going backstage to talk to Dusty Tails, who took off the dress and bonnet in favor of a black showgirl outfit similar to Robyn's, minus the drape around the legs, at an angle where he had yet to notice Bugs or Kate yet, the latter of which suddenly broke into song while starting to dance near the end of the 1st verse.
Bugs: Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Dusty Tails: Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Bugs & Dusty Tails: Show me
Bugs: how you want it
Bugs & Dusty Tails: to be
Dusty Tails: Tell me,
Bugs & Dusty Tails: baby
'Cause I need to know now, oh because
Bugs & Dusty Tails (Kate): My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
As the song progressed, Kate was the one singing as she wound up on stage this time, much to her own surprise as well as Bugs', though nevertheless, he rolled with it. During the performance, however, Kate's rear end grew a few inches and out popped her puffy cottontail, at which point, among the audience was a wolf in a black tuxedo whistling for the women in the performance as Tom and Jerry entered the mischief portion of their routine, eventually getting to a point that Tom "struggled to keep pace with the piano playing by itself due to Jerry banging a couple of broken piano keys onto the string connected to the keys whilst playing the song that Bugs and the two women were singing.
Kate: Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Kate/Bugs: Boy/Girl, you got me blinded
Bugs: Oh, pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
Bugs & Kate: It's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
(Yeah) Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now, oh because
DJ got to the side of the stage and tried to whisper to Dusty Tails.
"Hey. Dusty! Hey, Dusty! Dusty, can I talk to you? Dusty…?", DJ whispered with a whistle at the end.
But Dusty Tails was a bit weirded out and proceeded with the show. For now, DJ went unnoticed. But after observing some small Yosemite Sam dancers, he snatched one of them from behind.
"What the... Let go of me!", the dancer exclaimed.
Bugs & Dusty Tail (Kate): My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Suddenly, DJ appeared onstage, dancing with a Yosemite Sam mask.
"Dad?!", Kayla shouted in surprise next to Daffy, who was just as perturbed.
As the dance continued, DJ got close enough to Dusty Tails to speak to her.
"Dusty, I gotta talk to you. I'm Damian Drake's son, DJ.", DJ whispered.
"What? How do I know it's you?", Dusty Tails whispered.
As soon as they dipped, DJ pulled down his mask, winking at Dusty with a flashing grin.
"Oh. You are Damian's son.", Dusty Tails grinned.
"Is there someplace we can talk?", DJ asked before the mask was put back on.
Kate: Oh baby, baby
Bugs: Hit me! Oh, yeah! Hit me! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kate & Bugs: Oh baby, baby (Now, hit me, baby, but not too hard! Hit me one more time)
Ah, yeah, yeah (Hit me, baby, but not too hard! One more time again)
Meanwhile, Robyn was at the cashier, accompanied by the staff, who were already helping to haul the money she won with a smile.
"Okay. 20, 40, 60, 80, 95, 6, 7, and 55 cents. That is a total of $8,042,123,297.55.", the cashier spoke before then placing a closed sign on the cashier stand.
"Thank you. You can move it this way, guys.", Robyn assured, leading the way.
But Sam quickly approached the girl.
"Now, just wait a goldurned second, lady. You may look like a perfect bonafide rival to Dusty Tails, but…", Sam began as Robyn saw Kate, Bugs, and Dusty tails up on stage, earning her gasp.
"Sorry, but I gotta go!", Robyn urged, pressing his arm down to get some space, only to stop upon noticing that she apparently won more money on account of the fact that Sam's eyes quickly displayed "$" symbols with him then spewing out coins from his mouth like a slot machine and then covering his mouth in disbelief.
"Oh, uh, could you clean it up, please?", Robyn asked before hurrying over to the stage as the pile of coins was promptly scooped up and placed into a wheelbarrow full of said coins.
"Ooooh, that dang showgirl just busted me down to my last quarter!", Sam said in disbelief before Robyn zoomed over to Sam.
"Actually, you can keep that one. Who knows? Maybe you can get just as lucky with it as I did with mine.", Robyn grinned sweetly before hurrying over to the stage.
But she quickly zoomed back to him.
"And for the record, confidentially, I'm 16.", Robyn whispered.
She then zoomed back to the stage and ran up in time to see, just near Kayla and Daffy, one if the wolves from earlier going even crazier for Kate, if not Dusty Tails, as soon as Kate's hat flew off during the performance, revealing her big, tanned bunny ears. So crazy, in fact that the wild wolf tore off his black suit, and whinnied like a horse while dancing crazily, the other seeming displeased with this erratic behavior.
"Here, sir. Let me try.", Robyn insisted as she then grabbed the blue straps from behind with the crazed wolf charging eagerly toward the stage, that is, until Robyn got out a mallet and put it in-between the straps before releasing them, allowing the mallet to strike and stop the wolf, practically leaving him dizzy, if not out cold just as the song finished with Tom just as exhausted and his clothes torn up from finishing, much like in one of his and Jerry's academy award winning shorts.
Bugs: Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Kate: Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
Both: (And) I must confess, that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Bugs, Dusty Tails, & Kate: My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
End Tenacious D. and Brittney Spears Mashup Music: "Baby, One More Time"
The other wolf was surprised by what Robyn demonstrated.
"Well, I must say, that was… resourceful of you, young lady.", the other wolf said.
"Thank you, sir.", Robyn giggled with a slight curtsy.
Suddenly, DJ and Kate finally spotted and recognized one another just as Robyn and Kayla both did.
"You!", DJ shouted.
"You.", Kate repeated.
"You?!", Kayla and Robyn shouted to each other.
"You.", Daffy and Tom said in unison.
"Him.", Bugs and Jerry said in unison.
"Her.", Daffy and Tom said.
"Them!", Tom, Jerry, Bugs, and Daffy spoke in unison.
Unfortunately, Sam became shocked as it zoomed away from the gang straight toward the stunned Yosemite Sam.
"I've been hornswoggled…", Sam said in shock before he then started to get angry as his head turned red with his teeth flashing red, too.
Meanwhile, at the ring, Crusher was celebrating his victory, much to the crowd's displeasure as they booed, when Yakko got close to the ring and turned to the audience.
"Hey, there, folks. You're just in time to see me have some fun with this guy, like I promised.", Yakko said.
As soon as the match started, Crusher dashed towards Yakko with a snarl and vice versa. But they overshot each other with Yakko getting bounced back by the ropes toward Crusher, who seemed disinterested as Yakko tried to topple him. Next, it was Crusher's turn to strike. First, he spun him around and tossed him toward the ropes. Then, he stopped him with his arm before he then practically squished him in-between his legs.
"You didn't think I'd let it end that way, did ya?", Yakko asked before getting out a pin and then poking him in the butt, sending him flying into the air as he released him.
But as soon as Crusher got back on the ring, he charged towards Yakko, he opened up a panel from below, bringing up a big safe door, which opened in time for Crusher to go through it and push against the ropes. Yakko closed the door as Crusher was bounced toward the door. After he crashed onto it, Yakko opened the door to see a disoriented Crusher.
"How about it, big guy? Had enough yet?", Yakko asked.
Crusher only groaned before tipping down forward and passing out. The crowd cheered just as Wakko popped up near Yakko.
"Psst…", Wakko began before whispering to him in his ear.
Surprised, Yakko followed Wakko as he led the way.
Next, Dot was already dressed in her own get-up similar to the other ladies and was even practicing her dance along with them for a moment. When she finished, she spoke up.
"This is hard to believe, isn't it?", Dot asked.
Yakko and Wakko caught up before whispering something into Dot's ears, surprising her.
"Well, I better get going. Thanks for teaching me your ways and everything.", Dot waved before she left with her brothers.
Later, the group got inside Robyn's room, apparently known as the Blue Diamond Suite.
"What's up, duck?", Bugs asked.
"Don't you start with me.", Daffy glared before Robyn went to the wall and knocked on the door to the safe on the wall.
Out from the safe on the wall popped the 3 Animaniacs, surprising DJ and almost all the others.
"Hello, gorgeous.", Wakko greeted.
"Ah. So, this is the blue diamond suite.", Yakko said in amazement.
"I gotta say, Robyn. You have good taste.", Dot said.
"The Animaniacs are here, too?!", Kayla gasped in surprise.
"You three?!", DJ reacted in surprise.
"You?!", the trio reacted.
"Guys, it's okay. He's with me. Well, us.", Robyn assured, gesturing to Bugs, Daffy, Kate, Kayla, Tom, Jerry, and even Dusty Tails.
"I know I'd go from rags to riches.", Bugs sang for a moment as he was now seen in an indoor swimming pool and watching something on a Plasma screen TV on the wall.
"You know, Dot wasn't kidding. You sure know how to pick a suite, Robyn.", Bugs complimented as the TV showed Road Runner going up to Wile E. Coyote from behind before beeping him, scaring him into jumping up like a cat.
"Thanks."
"Oh. Okay. By the way, Kate, nice dress. And those rabbit ears are really working for ya.", Yakko said.
Kate only grumbled for a moment.
"Listen. About your water tower, I just wanna say that I'm sorry for…", DJ began, trying to apologize.
"Eh, that's water under the bridge.", Wakko interrupted.
"Well, that's why I asked that you guys come here. I've just earned more than enough to help pay for its repairs.", Robyn assured.
"Repairs?", Kayla puzzled.
"I'll explain later.", DJ responded.
"Really? You did?", Yakko asked, earning the girl's nod.
"But don't repairs usually cost around $2.9 million?", Kate asked.
"Not a problem when you have over $8,000,000,000.", Robyn assured.
The 3 Animaniacs gave looks of surprise from hearing that.
"Wait, so let me get this straight. You've won over $8,000,000,000?!", Yakko asked.
"Mm-hmm.", Robyn nodded.
"And you're just giving us some of that money to us for our home?", Wakko asked.
"Yep.", Robyn replied.
Dot then quickly hugged Robyn.
"Do you mind if I call you big sis?", Dot asked.
"Uh…, I don't know about that, Dor. But thanks for the hug.", Robyn responded.
"So, what brings you to Las Vegas?", Wakko asked.
"And come to think of it, who's the new girl? And how did Kate get those rabbit ears?", Yakko added.
"Well, for all three, I can't say.", Robyn said as Daffy was turning to Dusty Tails.
"Okay, toots, hand over the diamond."
"You brought farm animals and a goose?", Dusty Tails asked.
"Hey. We may be animals, but we're not farm animals.", Tom retorted.
"Also, I'm a duck, thank you.", Daffy corrected.
"You are in big trouble, mister.", Kate glared.
"Agreed. But not as much trouble as my dad's in right now.", DJ replied. "And what are you even doing in Las Vegas, anyway? You ran out of people to fire in L.A.?"
"Fire?", Kayla puzzled.
"Again, I'll explain later.", DJ responded.
"You stole my duck.", Kate accused back.
"'Your duck'? Bah! I belong to the world.", Daffy piped up.
"You know what? You can have him.", DJ said.
"What?! But you said I could keep him, Dad!", Kayla said in shock.
"Correction: I said we could keep him until we find him something better to do. That was the deal.", DJ said.
Suddenly, Kayla groaned as if getting woozy.
"Uh-oh.", Bugs said.
"You are not going to faint on me, young lady.", DJ spoke glaringly.
"Dad…? I'm starting to feel funny.", Kayla groaned.
"I swear, if this is some kind of trick, then…", DJ began.
But suddenly, her whole body, except for her legs, became covered with light brown feathers. This was a surprise to everyone, especially Kate, who gasped.
"Huh. I guess that wasn't a trick.", DJ said, still shocked and surprised.
"D… Did I just grow feathers?", Kayla asked, feeling said feathers.
"And in a lighter shade of brown, too.", Daffy responded.
Kayla gasped as she realized something.
"I think… I think I'm turning into a cartoon duck.", Kayla realized.
Then, just as quickly, she became excited.
"This… Is… SO AWESOME!"
Frankly, everyone else was surprised by Kayla's response to such a discovery.
"Wait a minute. Did I hear this right? You're turning into a cartoon duck?", Dusty Tails asked, earning Kayla's nod.
Then, she turned to Kate, who realized what might be happening to her.
"And I just sprouted Bunny Ears, whiskers, and a cotton tail! Does that mean I'm turning into a cartoon bunny?!", Kate shouted in worry.
"Oh, so that explains it.", Yakko said.
"Apparently. And I think it might have something to do with the Sapphire Papyrus' power.", Dusty Tails replied.
"Sapphire Papyrus?", the gang puzzled.
Meanwhile, in the hallway, Yosemite Sam was walking with his goons: Nasty Canasta and Cottontail Smith.
"All right, listen up, you darn imbeciles! We gotta get them varmints and whatever they came here for!", Sam ordered.
"And then we blast them?", Cottontail Smith asked, earning Sam's annoyed sigh.
"And then we blast them.", Sam responded.
Back at the suite, Daffy was searching around the place.
"Now if I were a giant diamond, where would I be?", Daffy asked.
He even checked in the safe, which housed Robyn's money in it.
"Well, not there. Ooh, but nice treasury."
"We need to get clues first before we could get any diamond, silly.", Kayla grinned.
"Ahh… I get what you're pointing out.", Daffy said.
Nevertheless, he continued looking around, but for clues this time, as DJ, Kate, and the others spoke with Dusty Tails.
"Not here.", Daffy said as Kayla looked around with him.
"So my dad's in trouble...", DJ began. "..and he said that I should ask you about the Blue Monkey."
"So then you know?", Dusty Tails asked.
"Definitely. Yes.", DJ responded.
"Eh, we know, too.", Bugs added.
"Yeah, all of us here saw the message back at DJ's place.", Tom added.
"I figured something must have happened when he didn't show up. I'm sorry, but that's what comes with being a spy.", Dusty Tails spoke before Kayla stopped near her.
"Hold the phone! You're a spy, too?", Kayla asked.
"Do you have a spot where I could change?", Dusty Tails asked.
"Yeah. The bathroom's just over to your right.", Robyn responded, pointing the way.
"Thanks."
Then, she went inside the bathroom and closed the door before changing up.
"The pop diva thing? That's just one side of me. I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin."
"What…?!", Kate exclaimed whisperingly in disbelief.
"It's really hard trying to juggle the two sometimes. I don't know what I'm gonna do when I have kids. Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advanced weapons training?", Dusty Tails asked.
After a moment, Dusty Tails was now dressed up in her spy suit.
"Wait. So, you were serious?", Kate asked.
Kayla and Daffy were impressed as the former gasped.
"Woo-hoo! How many galoshes died to make that little number?", Daffy asked.
"So, you're a professional assassin, huh? Tell me, do you have a license to kill?", Yakko asked.
"And for that matter, how good is that license?", Wakko asked.
"Let me check.", Dot said, spinning around Dusty just as she like a tornado before pulling out an actual license and checking it over.
"Uh-huh. Well, miss, your License is up to code.", Dot said before zooming off her with Dusty grabbing her apparent license.
"What about this Blue Monkey?", DJ asked.
"Blue monkey?", the Animaniacs puzzled in unison.
"Your father was assigned to track it down before the chairman could. The diamond has supernatural powers. Just like the Sapphire Papyrus' own powers that were used to turn these two into cartoons.", Dusty Tails stated to DJ.
"Yep. And I'm guessing that thing is dangerous in the wrong hands.", Bugs added.
"Exactly. I was supposed to give him this.", Dusty Tails said before he handed DJ a playing card, but Kayla spoke up.
"Can I see that?", Kayla asked.
As soon as she was given the card, Daffy took a closer look.
"This is not a king-sized diamond. This is a queen of diamonds. It doesn't even look clue-worthy, at the least. What kind of sick joke is this?", Daffy chided only for Dusty to karate-chop Daffy in the neck.
"So, where do we go from here? How do we figure that clue out?", DJ asked.
"Very funny.", Daffy groaned.
"That is so sweet. You and your daughter are trying to take over for your father. These evil forces? They're bad people.", Dusty Tails warned.
"Oh, yeah? Well, I'll have you know that Jerry and I had to deal with an animal trafficker, a greedy pirate with a puppet parrot, an evil aunt, and a money-grubbing lawyer. Not to mention that we survived a crumbling, burning house in the mountains!", Tom added.
"And without even a scratch on us.", Jerry added.
"Well, you can't argue with that.", Wakko said.
"They do have a pretty good point there, toots.", Bugs said to Dusty.
"It pains me to say this, but the bunny's right. They DO have a good point. So, you can relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word 'fear.'", Daffy assured.
But the moment Daffy Duck opened the door, Yosemite Sam, along with Nasty Canasta and Cottontail Smith, were already at the door, preparing his cannon.
"All right, you vexing vixen! Say your prayers! And that goes double for you, duck!", Sam warned.
"Fear: Noun. A state of terror.", Daffy said before screaming, terrified, and then hiding behind Robyn.
"Now, I'll admit. I can respect the way you busted me down to my last quarter without any cheatin' tactics. So, the least I could do is give ya a minor flesh wound with a quick recovery rate just to teach ya a lesson. But for the rest of ya, we heard everything. So, hand over that playin' card, and we'll let ya go.", Sam warned.
"You're not taking that card. You'll never get that card.", Robyn refused.
"Well, in that case…, STICK 'EM UP!", Sam shouted, holding out his guns.
"Serious, ain't he?", Wakko said.
Kate exclaimed, just as terrified.
"Incoming!"
As DJ jumped and saved Dusty Tails from getting shot by a cannon while Kayla, Robyn, Tom, and Jerry dove for cover, Daffy Duck closed the door, but unfortunately got shot by Yosemite Sam's cannon as he flew.
"YIKE!", Bugs shouted as he and the Animaniacs ducked in time for Daffy to fly through a wall past him.
In the next scene, there were seven ladies preparing themselves for the next act (3 of which were animated as they each have a light brown hair, a normal brown hair, and a blonde hair while all having a black, sparkling dress as well), until the cannonball where Daffy was pushed by it, destroyed the door. Their attention attracted, they wondered what was going on before, somehow, the cannonball returned and stopped just for Daffy to whistle at the ladies with a wink. The ladies didn't quite know how to respond with such flattery, so they were a little freaked out. But the cannonball continued on course, soaring past some more ladies dancing right up until Daffy was pushed toward a fire extinguisher where it exploded, releasing massive foam and getting Daffy stuck.
Back in the suite, Bugs put his foot down.
"Of course, you realize this means war.", Bugs glared before getting out a big bottle of apple cider.
"Now, talk about bringing a gun to a bazooka fight.", Wakko said before he got out his own big bottle and both fired right toward Sam, flattening him into the wall.
"Ooh. He's gonna feel that one in the morning.", Dot said.
"So, where do we take this card again?", Robyn asked.
"To Area 52. A super secret alien research facility. There should be others from the agency who know about this clue. But if you're gonna go there…", Dusty Tails began before Nasty Canasta and Cottontail Smith charged into the room only for Dusty to knock the two of them out for the moment before sighing and continuing.
"…you all need to know that a mission like this requires years of experience and training.", Dusty Tails stated, giving the card to DJ.
"Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now. Kayla and I gotta go save my dad.", DJ responded as he, Kayla, and the others all started to run.
"Don't lose that card. It's important.", Dusty Tails urged as she grabbed the two goons and started spinning them around.
"We won't!", Robyn assured.
"You guys are leaving already?", Yakko asked.
"Well, Sam's not giving us much choice!", Jerry shouted.
Yosemite Sam popped off the wall just in time to see his goons hurtling toward him before they landed on him. Infuriated, he forced his goons off him and went after the gang, who had already left the suite, and turned his sights on them.
"Don't shoot!", Bugs shouted.
Unfortunately, Sam fired anyway. But equally fortunately, the bullet lost steam and just landed gently and rolled over to Bugs. Infuriated, he growled and got out his guns.
"Ooooh, that's it! LET'S GET 'EM!", Sam shouted.
"Oh.", Yakko said.
As he and his goons charged after them, Robyn spotted a window.
"Quick! Through here!", Robyn urged.
She was the first to open the window and go out through it while taking Tom, Jerry, DJ, Kate, Kayla, and Bugs with her and onto a roller coaster, too. By the time Sam and his henchmen caught up, the bullet Sam fired earlier suddenly exploded right underneath him, singing the lower half of his body.
"Don't say a word about this.", Sam growled.
"Oooh, I know. Why don't we have some fun with them, too?", Wakko asked.
"All right, Wakko. What'd you got?", Yakko asked.
He then started whispering the plan to Yakko and Dot.
Meanwhile, Sam and his henchmen pursued the others all the way inside the casino where DJ and the others got to the dressing room where Daffy was stuck in the fire extinguisher before Kayla picked Daffy up and then cleaned him by rubbing him against the wall.
"You okay, Daffy?", Kayla asked.
"Uh-huh… Thanks for asking. But easy on the feathers.", Daffy replied as he was being cleaned.
"Come back here, you card-carrying coyotes!", Sam shouted.
Robyn gasped as she turned to notice what's happening.
"Oh, no! They're following us!"
Before he knew it, he ended up slipping on a banana peel. Angrily, he got up to shoot it.
"Oooh, dadburn slapstick cliché!", Sam shouted.
"Faster! Faster! Climb like my life depended on it!", Daffy urged as he climbed upward with DJ climbing up first.
When he got up first, Daffy held himself on DJ's head while DJ ran, making his movement quite difficult.
"You run, I'll steer. Right! I mean, left.", Daffy shouted before DJ hit a column. "Your other left."
"Daffy!", DJ grunted.
However, Cottontail Smith suddenly appeared and hit DJ with his arm and made him fall down while Daffy flew to a golden statue.
"DJ!", Robyn shouted.
She rushed to him as Cottontail Smith towered over him.
"That's what I'm talking about, you snake!", Cottontail Smith glared.
"You leave him alone!", Robyn warned.
"Well, looky here. A damsel in distress tryin' to be brave.", Cottontail Smith smirked before laughing, not knowing that Wakko was popping up.
"Well, shouldn't see? This is a fighting match.", Wakko said.
"Wait, what?"
"You know, Wakko? You're right.", Robyn agreed before cracking her knuckles.
"Huh?!", Cottontail Smith reacted in surprise.
Then, she kicked Cottontail Smith as DJ got up and Kayla grabbed Daffy from the golden statue while Bugs, Kate, Tom, and Jerry caught up.
"Oh, brother. This, I gotta see.", Bugs said.
"Is that all you got?", Cottontail Smith asked.
"Nope. This damsel's just getting started.", Robyn retorted with a smirk before punching him in the face and elbowing him in the stomach, knocking him out.
"That's gonna leave a mark.", Daffy commented.
"I'll say. Maybe she could be called, 'the Damsel of Distress'.", Bugs agreed.
Yakko and Dot caught up to Wakko as he watched from on top of the railings.
"What's up, Wakko?", Yakko asked.
"Did we miss anything?"
"I'd say you're just in time.", Wakko responded.
Then Nasty Canasta appeared and grabbed DJ before pinning him into the wall.
"Dad!", Kayla shouted.
"That's not boxing. Bite his ear!", Daffy urged.
Luckily, DJ managed to free himself from Canasta's grip after punching him. He even prepared his Bren-Master skills and fought him. While Daffy and Kayla cheered for DJ, he got punched and then punched back.
"Left and a right and a left and a right-left!", Daffy shouted.
"Come on, Dad! Right jab! Left hook!", Kayla added as DJ even kicked Canasta in the gut before finally knocking him out.
"All right!", Tom shouted.
"Way to go, DJ!", Jerry added.
"Way to knock him dead!", Robyn added.
Just then, Cottontail Smith tried to hit Robyn with a chair, but she narrowly dodged it upon noticing.
"Phew…! That was close."
"I'm gonna come up on you, girly!"
"Hit him with pow! Hit him with POW!", Daffy shouted.
With that, Robyn wound up and then delivered a corkscrew punch that sent Cottontail Smith falling onto to a moneybox, catching people below unawares.
"Dang, she fights good.", Wakko commented.
"So, that's why she could be called the Damsel of Distress.", Yakko said.
"She may be a damsel, but she sure can dish out some distress on those bozos.", Dot added.
However, Nasty Canasta got up and punched DJ toward a column bar. Then Nasty grabbed DJ and pinned him there with a chuckle.
"I'll take that playing card.", Canasta chuckled.
But Jerry begged to differ.
"Oh, no, you won't.", Jerry retorted as he quickly climbed up across Canasta and took the playing card from his hand.
"Wha?! Hey!", Canasta exclaimed.
That left him open for Tom to bash him with a frying pan in trying to smack the teasing Jerry, who made a face at Tom.
Noticing how open he is, DJ head butted Canasta and kneed him, knocking him to the ground.
"Now, that's funny.", Bugs grinned.
"Come on, fellas! It's time to go!", Tom urged as Canasta got back up slowly.
"Great idea!", Robyn shouted.
So, they all prepared to jump.
"'And then they made their heroic leap of faith'!", Daffy narrated as the gang jumped off with Robyn going first and catching the chandelier with Robyn swinging it first before landing on the ground with the rest going up next: Tom and Jerry, Bugs, Daffy, Kate, and DJ.
But when DJ went next, his fingers narrowly missed the chandelier. Fortunately, Dot grabbed his hands by the wrists and flung him away from the bet table where Looney dogs were playing poker, baffling some of the dogs (though only Dawg noticed the Animaniacs).
"Surprised?", the trio asked.
At that point, Bugs noticed Canasta getting ready to follow.
"Uh-oh.", Bugs spoke.
Canasta chuckled as he grabbed the chandelier and then swung himself over to the ground before grabbing Cottontail Smith and pulling him out of the money box.
"Wow. Strong Union.", Daffy commented before going crazy and then using the same tactic on Canasta and Cottontail that he used on DJ in the Warner Bros. Studio earlier.
As a result, Nasty Canasta & Cottontail Smith were seen chasing Daffy around some slot machines.
"Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!", Daffy whooped as he activates one slot machine & fled back up to Robyn and the others.
"Think it got them?", Kayla asked.
"Wait for it…", Daffy responded.
The 2 bandits then stopped at the slot machine & noticed that they got 3 cherries. They held out their hats, waiting for the money to roll in, but the cherries were actually cherry bombs, which exploded in their faces, causing them to get knocked out.
"Oh, yeah. It got 'em.", Daffy grinned.
"That was great, Daffy!", Kayla grinned, hugging the black duck.
"Well, at ease, ma'am.", Daffy said.
"Eh, hate to cut the celebration short, doc, but we still gotta deal with that fiery red-head.", Bugs said, pointing to Sam, who was seen panting.
"Finally…! Got past that banana peel…!"
Then, he noticed the others heading for a big prize booth on which an apparent Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side was seen on top of a prize booth held up by slot machines, one of which Bugs used to be able to get into the car and and drive it off before stopping near the gang.
"Hop in or on, gang. Don't dilly-dally.", Bugs urged before the gang either got in or on the car with Tom and Jerry on top of the car.
Bugs then drove away from an infuriated Sam right out the doors of the casino, surprising everyone who were coming in and/or out of the casino as Robyn grabbed a postcard on the way out.
"'And then they made their heroic escape'.", Daffy narrated.
"Goodbye, you guys! We'll see you back at the studio!", Robyn waved.
"Take care of yourself, Robyn!", Yakko waved.
Meanwhile, famous race car driver, Jeff Gordon, was speaking with a valet.
"It's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side.", Jeff Gordon said.
At that moment, Bugs stopped said Chevrolet near him.
"Eh, what's up, Jeff?", Bugs greeted as he and the others got off the car.
"No way! Bugs Bunny?!", Jeff said in amazement.
"Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter bunny?", Bugs responded as he and the gang finished getting off. "In any case, here's your car. And in near-mint condition."
"I say we do Cirque du Soleil and call it a night. Ooh. How about the Liberace Museum?", Daffy suggested.
"Eh, maybe the next time we come here, Daff.", Bugs responded.
"There it is! Don't wait up, guys!", Kayla shouted before she, Daffy, and DJ ran for the Gremlin Car and got in.
"All right, let's see what this baby can really do.", Daffy grinned.
Unfortunately, the moment DJ turned on the car, it broke down.
"Oh, no…!", Kayla groaned.
"Now, that's an interesting feature.", Daffy said.
"Not to worry, fellas.", Tom assured.
"We came prepared.", Jerry added.
"Bugs, if you would?", Kate asked, turning to him.
"I thought you'd never ask.", Bugs said, getting out a car key before pressing a button, making it beep, and then bringing forth the TVR Tuscan spy car as it drove by.
"Where shall we drive tonight, sir?", the Spy Car GPS asked.
"Well, I'll tell ya as soon as we're in the clear in about 2 minutes.", Bugs replied.
"Now, that's a race car.", Jeff said in surprise.
"Eh, speaking of racing, you might wanna take a head start. Things could get awfully looney out here.", Bugs suggested.
"I guess I could go a lap or two on the way out, anyway.", Jeff agreed before getting in his car and starting it up just as Sam ran outside, accompanied by Canasta and Smith.
"Come back, you absconders!", Sam shouted before nearly bumping into a woman, stopping himself for a moment.
"Watch yourself, ma'am.", Sam spoke to the woman before kissing his rug.
"I love this rug.", Sam grinned.
Then, he became angry again.
"Hey, come back here, you varmints!", Sam shouted, going towards the gang.
"Maybe we should get in the car, too, now?", Robyn suggested.
"Agreed.", the rest of the gang agreed before hurriedly getting in with DJ taking the wheel this time and driving off just after Jeff, both of which passed by a big pirate ship with Sam and his goons stepping aboard it while a song called "Hey, Driver" from Lucky Boys Confusion played.
"Free-loadin', rubber-necked, lanes-coatin', log-rollin', name-call in' table hoppin'…!", Sam spoke as the sails on the pirate ship went down.
"Shotgun!", Cottontail Smith spoke eagerly before the ship started to sail on the road, much to the gang's worry.
"Come back, you darn-idgit galoots!", Sam shouted.
"Well, I did say things could get looney.", Bugs stated.
"Out of my way!", Sam shouted before blasting a cannonball onto a souvenir stand, causing some of the souvenirs to be sent hurtling their way, although some of them do roll off them.
"Dagnabbit!", Sam exclaimed.
DJ drove faster to escape from Yosemite Sam and his henchmen, even swerving to avoid the incoming cannonballs, one of which hit the Eiffel Tower-like structure, causing its French flag to go down with a white flag of surrender raised in its place. Yosemite Sam kept chasing DJ, Kate, Kayla, Robyn, Tom, Jerry, Bugs, and Daffy, who just realized what he was doing.
"Wait a minute. What am I doing?!", Daffy exclaimed before he started trying to force Bugs out of the car through the car window.
"Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!"
"Seriously, Daffy?", Robyn scolded.
"Yeah, you pick now, of all times, to exercise your jealousy toward Bugs?", Tom chided.
"Well, I just realized I've been going off-character around that rabbit, so I think you can cut me some slack!", Daffy retorted.
Then Daffy pushed Bugs away from the car as the rabbit managed to hold on to a part of the car.
"This is my adventure, bub.", Daffy said.
While trying to evade the pirate ship, the gang wound up driving next to a surprised Jeff Gordon.
"Eh, that's a nice lap you got goin', doc. Uno momento.", Bugs said before he started going back in the car.
"Coming through."
But upon getting in, he inadvertently squished Daffy against the inner side of the right window as Robyn, Tom, and Jerry made space for Bugs, but wound up wincing at Daffy's situation. During the chase, however, as soon as they all turned right, Canasta lit a match and used it to light a stick of dynamite.
"Dynamite? Who has dynamite?!", Kate asked.
"I know what you mean. But it's not just a running gag.", Tom said.
"It's practically the lifeblood of our cartoon whenever there's something to blow up every once in a while.", Jerry added.
"I've got to say. I've been through tougher races, but this one has got to be the craziest.", Jeff commented.
"Eh, not exactly my first rodeo. And I oughta know. I practically do chase scenes similar to this one all the time on cartoons.", Bugs responded.
Nevertheless, Canasta laughed evilly as he prepped the dynamite into a cannon and then fired it out towards the car.
"Hang on.", DJ urged.
Just as DJ started driving the car backwards through the traffic without making a dent, the dynamite stick got in through the window, halfway lit up already, at Robyn's lap.
"Uh-oh.", Bugs said.
Robyn then peeped out the window and shouted at Canasta.
"Hey! Nasty Canasta!"
"Me?", Canasta asked.
"Yes, you! Don't you know innocent people could be hurt? Also, it could send the wrong message to children!", Robyn scolded.
"It could?!", Cottontail Smith piped up, shocked.
"If you wanted to get rid of this, at least think of a way to do that without littering!", Robyn responded before tossing it right back at Canasta, who caught it, with surprising accuracy.
"Whoa! Nice arm, Robyn.", Jerry said.
"Guess I don't know my own strength yet.", Robyn blushed as she went back in the car.
Meanwhile, Yosemite Sam was shocked to notice the dynamite stick, still lit, now in Canasta's hands.
"Oh, you consarn, igit sidekick! What do you still have it for?! Throw it out the deck. Throw it out!", Sam shouted.
"But innocent people could be hurt.", Canasta said in concern.
"Throw it out the deck!", Sam shouted.
"It will send the wrong message to children.", Smith argued just as worriedly.
Frustrated, Sam grabbed the dynamite.
"Throw it out…!", Sam began.
But before he could throw it out, the dynamite exploded on them, and the smoke cleared to show all three singed.
"Oooooh!", Yosemite Sam grunted in anger.
Eventually, as the heroes zoomed out of the city, the baddies closed in after them with Sam resorting back to firing cannonballs from cannons, and failing to hit them as he ranted.
"No-good, dirty, rotten, no-account, two-faced, long-eared, flea-bitten, double-dealin', gold-brick in', four-flushin', back-stabbin', seem-stealin', fender-bendin', party-crashin', double-dippin', corner-cuttin'…!", Sam said as the gang eventually came across the Hoover Dam, forcing DJ to stop the car with a screeching halt near a wall.
"Oh, no! A dead end!", Robyn spoke in worry before the pirate ship finally stopped near the spy car.
"We're having duck tonight, boys!", Sam shouted eagerly as Nasty Canasta and Cottontail Smith chuckled.
Bugs and Daffy comically signed their wills and passed them to each other before Sam stepped out as did his henchmen.
"Ain't no place to run, partners. It's all over but the shootin'!", Sam smirked, spinning his pistols.
"Mother…!", Daffy squeaked.
Fortunately, Bugs noticed a slot machine near the wall of the dam.
"Ooh. They think of everything.", Bugs said, hopping out of the car and heading to it, puzzling Sam.
"Do you have a quarter?"
"Yeah, I got a quarter. My last one! And I'm playing it myself.", Sam said, shoving Bugs toward the car before playing said quarter.
"Bugs, are you okay?", Robyn asked, helping Bugs up.
"T'weren't nothin'.", Bugs assured before getting in.
"Eh, just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not drowning when the tide comes in, say 'aye.'", Bugs warned, gesturing to the dam up above.
They looked up, realizing that the moment the slot machine finishes spinning, the water could be released.
"Aye!", the gang agreed in unison.
"You heard 'em, Mac. We gotta get to the super-secret alien research facility, Area 52.", Bugs urged to the GPS.
The GPS screen then went up, showing a comical screen of Area 52 with a few generic aliens, one of which has sunglasses on, here and there.
"Taking you to Area 52.", the spy car GPS said.
While DJ's spy car enabled the rocket propulsors to fly, Yosemite Sam had just gotten the slot machine to stop at 3 slots, spelling out H20.
"I win! I win! I…!", Sam began.
Suddenly, he looked up and saw that the water was flooding from the dam right toward him and his henchmen! Sam screamed before the water splashed into him and sent him, his henchman, and the pirate ship sailing across the wave across the border between Nevada and California as Bugs and the gang watched from above.
"Huh. A pirate ship sailing across the desert. Now, I've seen everything.", Bugs said.
"You know, I'm beginning to think that this one is the spy car.", Daffy realized.
"Gee, what tipped you off, genius?", Tom asked sarcastically.
Just then, Bugs' phone rang before he answered the call.
"What's up, doc?", Bugs asked.
"I hate you, rabbit…", Sam groaned before the phone call ended.
Daffy felt he can relate, considering the many times he tried, and failed, to be rid of Bugs.
"Ugh, welcome to my world."