It wasn't long after Lincoln had gotten to his room that he had texts from Sibella and Octavia asking if he was alright. He ended up putting them both into a shared call so he could explain what was going on "...So yeah... I'm fine; the Exorcists were made to leave and we have a meeting in Heaven about me being there... Charlie and Vaggie off course wanting me to be here and Heaven would have to argue against that I'm their kid..." Lincoln explained after hearing their frightened concern for him. Off course news would travel fast.
"My mum always said that Heaven was ran by stuffy jerks and though I don't think that she has room to claim that... I can't disagree considering they think they know enough to send down their army to perma-kill sinners every year. i can imagine their moral superiority and how I bet they wish they were free to kill us Hellborn as well..." Octavia said with a sigh as Lincoln frowned.
"I concur; my dad has had meetings with the Heaven Embassy not long after arriving in Hell to discuss his and the placement of the vampires in here. They are not happy about vampires not being counted as sinners and the fact that they were forbidden from going past the Pride Ring. Stuff I have learned as future queen of the vampires." Sibella then put in. Sibella then decided to ask "How do you feel about the Heaven meeting and Charlie and Vaggie be arguing to keep you from Heaven?" Sibella then asked as Lincoln took a moment to think it over.
He was getting more and more used to Hell; it more than lived up to the name but still... Maybe it was the people he was with and his new... Biological parents but...
"Definitely want to stay with Charlie and Vaggie..." Lincoln then said and then said goodbye to them and laid onto his bed.
"Do you mean for now or from now on?" Bun-Bun ended up asking having heard him as he was lying on the bed with his head against the pillow.
"I don't know what you mean..." Lincoln then replied as Bun-Bun scoffed.
"You can't fool me Lincoln... I may not have been alive back then but I was there... Every time that you let your frustrations out alone in your room... All the times you fell victim to one of Luan's pranks, every time Lisa made you a guinea pig for a science experiment, every time Lynn Jr tackled you to be her helper in sports... Every time that they banded together against you... How long before they call you a life ruiner?" Bun-Bun then retorted as Lincoln was shocked into silence.
"I... I love them and I miss them... We have more good times..." Lincoln then told the toy that was brought to life as Bun-Bun looked at him.
"Were they worth how bad the bad times could be?" Bun-Bun then replied as Lincoln shook his head.
"Plus Pop-Pop... All my friends... Who all miss me along with my family..." Lincoln then told the rabbit as Bun-Bun shrugged.
"Maybe we can send them a message to them and tell them to sin so that they could end up here..." Bun-Bun suggested as Lincoln sighed.
"I prefer it when you couldn't talk..." Lincoln muttered in frustration.
"...So let me get this straight... One of your daughter was using a spell book that came from an ancestor and your son was sent into the realm of darkness... This book went missing mysteriously and then somehow everything in your son's room was mysteriously taken?"
The Loud family felt tense as they heard the disbelief in one of the police officers' voice as they took their statement when they had to report Lincoln missing. They couldn't blame the police since it was farfetched; the officers said they would look into it and would be getting statements from Lucy's friends once they contacted their families. However they feared that in the investigation; the police would be more looking into evidence of them covering something up.
Would never happen; they all love their son/brother but it was the most possible suspicion of the police and it got the town talking. Mutterings and rumours were spreading slowly but surely in the about almost a week it had been. The Loud sisters and their friends had been getting looks at school but they were bearing through it.
"I swear if another idiot asks me if we killed our brother again..." Lori screamed during that afternoon as the Loud family were gathered together in the Loud House living room still feeling bummed.
"Scoots has been like that as well... Distracting me as I try to cheer Pop-Pop up..." Luan said with a sigh as their grandfather had not taken the news well and so Luan was spending a lot of time at the retirement home to try and keep his spirits up.
"I will say that my new devices should be able to scan and process what happened to Lincoln's bedroom." Lisa then put in as she never believed a word of what Lucy claimed to have happened; thinking that her supernatural obsessed gothic mind had misread what actually happened. Lisa was certain there was a logical explanation and was creating machines to track Lincoln down.
Lisa couldn't reply and just sighed; not just say the word but a genuine sigh escaped her mouth that had a shed of guilt to it. None of the other stuff in Great Grandmother Harriet's things were helpful and Morpheus was still looking into it but now...
They heard the door slam open and in running came Ronnie Anne to them; "Any luck?" Ronnie Anne asked at once with a serious look on their face and have an exasperated reaction as their faces said it all.
"Ronalda Anne Santiago! I told you to wait... I am so sorry about that; Lincoln's missing has been getting to her..." Maria Santiago said with a sigh coming in with Bobby and Lori rushed to embrace her boyfriend. Ronnie Anne, Bobby and their mother said they would be coming over when they could.
Then came in was a serious looking Rosa Casagrande who then began putting up charms around the place; "I have plenty of talismans for you all to where... Should the dark spirits that took Lincoln come back for the rest of you and they should also help to find where they took him... When you get a clue; tell me and I will send la chancla after them..." Rosa then said as Maria looked to the Louds.
"Sorry but my Mum insisted on coming..." Maria then explained to the Louds as Ronnie Anne sat down.
She said she would meet up with Clyde and his and Lincoln's friends to talk about it together; she was just wondering what happened to him...
"Angel Dust... Just how old were you when you died?" Lincoln asked Angel Dust incredulously as they were in the limo to get to the TV station for it was not long after Extermination that Charlie's interview came. Angel Dust was coming along with Lincoln, Charlie and Vaggie along with the 'pets' to show him off as the first patron. Angel Dust was spending the car ride playing with the window controls.
"Lincoln's right... This is the big revealing of the hotel so can you please take it seriously?" Vaggie told Angel Dust sternly as she and Charlie were sitting opposite of Lincoln and Angel Dust.
"Don't worry... I will behave and show myself as an example of some working to better myself... I even turned down an offer from Cherri to help her drive away anyone trying to move onto her turf after the Extermination. I even made sure to get back from sleeping with my last client to be here on time!" Angel Dust said with a big grin on his face as they then arrived at the studio. "Shit... That's Vox... Biggest network and electronics guy in the Pentagram..." Angel Dust muttered with wide eyes as they saw Vox waiting for them outside.
"You know him..." Lincoln asked as Angel Dust then nodded.
"Yeah... He was a friend of Valentino's..." Angel Dust replied as they became more on alert as they came out and Vox forcibly got Lincoln and Charlie's hands to shake.
"Princess Morningstar and company... Welcome to the studio and you too Prince Lincoln... Big honour and privilege to have you here at the studio and on the news show... I must offer my most sincere apologies for what you experienced at the hands of my former business associate Valentino. Neither me nor Velvette condone his actions or conduct and have severed ties with him!" Vox then told them with a smile and his tone of voice sounded fake; his speech sounding like a PR helmed public apology that corporations or politicians gave out in front of cameras or reporters.
"Well... Thank you for having us Mr Vox! I can't wait to talk about my new project on your news show!" Charlie said with a smile as Vox had a demon lead them in.
"So that's the new royal family..." muttered a demon.
"You know the Princess is kind of hot..." whispered another demon.
"Totally... I would spend 50 thousand bucks on an animation where she stalked me..." whispered another as the nearby demons then stared at him.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" asked one of the demons in disbelief.
Okay anyone who is good at writing parody lyrics? Anyone can help me please do a rewrite of Hell's Greatest Dad but centred on Chaggie V Rita and Lynn Sr please? For this fic and I would give you credit; plus if you are on FF then can you please send it via PM? Or for an ALAD inspired fic: Rita V Millie? And there's a new story that this one inspired on AO3 called Hells Newest Royal by Red16dragon so please check it out if you can.