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Yeah that is going to be fun when Kakashi and Sasuke find out that Naruto is a girl. Also by then we all hope Sasuke might have that stick out of his ass or Kiba getting Hati and Skoll to help him skin the teme. We'll have to wait and see.

Are you happy now. I updated with putting femnaruto. Lol

Chapter 5

Kakashi looked at his three male students. "Well how about we all interduce ourselves?" He asked them.

Loki appeared behind him. "Why don't you go first. For I believe a sensei should always interduce themselves to their students before they do." He told the silver hair man before him.

Kakashi just nodded his head to the man that stood right behind him. "I am Kakashi Hatake. "I like many things and some I am unable to tell you for your too young to hear. I dislike many things. My dreams for the future… Well I have no clue." He told the three teens that sat before him.

'We just learnt his name and that he is a massive pervert.' They all thought as one.

"He was once a student of your late father." Added Kurama with an evil smirk on his face.

"Well I am Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze. The son of your late sensei. The Grandson of Thor the God of Thunder and King of Asgard and Grandnephew of Loki the God of Mischief and Chaos and adviser of the king. I like my family and friends. I dislike closed minded fools that don't know the difference between a sealing scroll and the kunai sealed in it. My dreams for the future is to become the Hokage." Said Naruto with a huge grin on his face.

Kakashi just paled at this. This boy before him knew who his late sensei was. But how? Who told him? Was also the thoughts going through his mind. He pointed to Kiba. "How about you puppy boy." He said.

"I am Kiba Inuzuka and this is my partner Akamaru. We like our family and friends. We dislike people who are morons and people who hurt animals. My dream for the future. I'm not sure yet." Said Kiba as he been thinking about his future dreams for a while.

Kakashi looks over at Sasuke.

Sasuke just scuffs. "I am Sasuke Uchiha. I like nothing and dislike everything. I don't have a dream I wish to share with you." He told them as he looked away.

"We are Naruto's partners Snio and Skadi." Said Snio as she looks over at her sister.

Kakashi looked at the two foxes that talked to him. "You can speak?" He question.

"Yes. We are able to speak. We are not mindless beast." Growled out Skadi as she glares at him.

Kakashi just nodded his head to this and looked at his team. "We will have a survival exam tomorrow morning. Meet at training ground 7 at 7am and if I we're you I wouldn't eat anything." He said with a smirk under his mask and vanished.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at where the man once stood. "I wouldn't listen to him. I am going to eat something before showing up. For we need all our energy for whatever the exam might throw at us." He said.

"Whatever." Said Sasuke as he walks away.

Loki narrows his eyes at the boy. "He is full of darkness and this isn't good." He said as he looked at the two that stood before him.

Both boys looked at him and back at where Sasuke vanished. "He needs to get some better help for what happen to him." Said Naruto as Kiba just nodded his head.

Loki looked at the two boys. "Come on. Let's save those fools from my brother." He said as the two boys look at him as their partners just snicker.

"I don't see what we are able to do. We are just freshly minted Genin." Said Naruto with a playful grin on his face.

Loki smirked. "I know. But it would be good for you both to see what the future will hold for you. For Kiba you might have to go to these meetings while your sister is out of the village when she become clan head." He told the feral boy.

Council Chambers

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FOOLS THINK YOU ARE DOING? HAVING YOUR MINDLESS FOOLS TRYING TO STOP MY GRANDSON FROM FINDING OUT WHAT TEAM WAS GOING TO BE ON!" Roared Thor as lightning danced around his crystal blue eye and eye patch.

"Thor-sama could you please calm down." Asked the 3rd Hokage as he was worried that he was going to be killing a few people in here.

Thor narrowed his lone eye at the Hokage. "I will only calm down when these fools learn their Goddamn place. They are not the Hokage of this village and have no damn power." He hissed out.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT YOU FOOL!" Screamed a man from the civilian side.

Loki appeared before Thor stopping from using Stormbreaker. "That will be enough brother. I will handle things from here." He said as he looked at the fool that had paled and pissed his pants.

Thor looked at Loki as his lightning was finally settling down. "Fine." He said as he walked back to the Namikaze council chair and settles himself down and keeps his lone glare at the other half.

Tsume growled out. "YOU WILL LEAVE MY SON ALONE! FOR YOU FOOLS MY CLAN WILL STOP SHOPPING AT YOUR SHOPS AND ONLY VISIT SHINOBI OWN BUSINESSES." She growled out at him.

Loki looked over at the feral woman with a smirk on his face. "I will be opening shops and be bringing in supplies from Asgard." He said as the Civilian council blow up at this.

"How can you do this! You don't have that kind of power!" Yelled a blonde hair woman.

Loki smirked. "I am able to do this. For the Lord Hokage has already approved my shops about 2 months ago and some of you fools have been shopping at one of them already." He said with a grin as his emerald green eyes flashed bright.

"It is true. Loki-sama has set up several shops in the village as all you fools have been shopping." Said the 3rd Hokage.

They all quiet down at this little bit of information. They just looked at their leader owlishly.

"What do you mean Hokage-sama?" Asked Homura Mitokado as Koharu Utatane nodded her head to this.

Sarutobi looked over at the Elders. "Oh Loki-sama and Thor-sama have been setting up businesses since the day the spirited Naruto away for training. As well they have busted our trades and businesses." He them.

He just dumbly nodded his head as Loki grinned. "Yes and the people running my shops are from our home. So I would have fools running my shops." He told them with a grin as he saw them pale even more thinking they could flip the people running their shops.

Naruto just sighed at this time. "I know I have the Kyubi no Yoko sealed into my gut and I am the son of the late 4th Hokage and his wife Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze." He said as he looks at the stunned civilian council.

"YOUR LYING!" Screamed a man.

"No I'm not. Just look at the photo of my father there. He looks like me and my Grandfather." Said Naruto as he pointed at the photo at Minato.

They looked at the photo and back at Naruto and now Thor who stood next to the boy and Loki with a wicked grin on his face turned into Minato and stood in the middle of the two and gasps could be heard form all those in the council chamber.

The Third Hokage grinned. "Now you fools look at them all. Minato is the son of Thor and the father of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze-Odinson." He said with a laugh.

Kiba just snickered as he sat down next to his mother. Tsume grinned at this and laughed.

"I am the boy's Godmother and I was there when they got married and I was one of the first people to find out that Kushina was pregnant with the boy and Minato was so happy at the news. He was going to tell everyone once Naruto was about two months old. But when the fox attacked. Things didn't go as planned." Said Tsume with a frown and a few tears in a corner of his eyes.

They just looked at the feral woman and at the three that stood before them. It appeared they had broken the civilian council.

"Well I'm going home. Come on grandpa. I think we broke them." Said Naruto as he looks over at his Jiji.

"The meeting is over." Said the 3rd Hokage as he stood up and they all left.

Till the next time