Hello Kitties
I do not own Naruto or Thor or who ever pops up in the story. This is just to cover me for I never know what I'm going to write when I'm writing the story.
Not much to say about anything. I will not be changing Naruto's name to Naruko for I don't want to!
Chapter 6
The hounds of War
It was early morning and Hati and Skoll slept in their wolves from wrapped around Naruto as she slept soundly in her bedroom as her two foxes slept right next to her. This was the sight that Kiba and Tsume walked in on. Tsume couldn't help herself and pulled a camera out of her pouch and took a picture of them sleeping so sweetly and soundly.
Naruto barred her face into Skoll's fur as the flash went off.
"I wouldn't do that if I was you." Said Skoll as he lifted his head off the bed and looked over at her soon to be future grandmother.
"Why not? You all look so cute." Said Tsume with a feral smirk on her face.
"Because cute and sweet little Naruto has a habit of stealing and breaking camera's when she is taken a photo of while she is a girl and no one askes her first." Said Hati as he looked up as well.
"Shh…...need more sleep." Whined Naruto as she pulled the blankets over her head.
"Its time to get up pup." Said Tsume as she pulls the blankets off the blonde. "just like your mother when it comes to the morning." She said with a laugh as she thought about her best friend.
"Nooo…..." Whined Naruto as she slowly open her eyes looking over at the demon that will not allow her to sleep a little longer. "I don't want to get up." She said.
"Too bad we got to head out for the team bullshit with that one eye weirdo." Said Kiba as he was growing tried of his sister being a pain in his ass.
Naruto puffs out her cheeks glaring at her brother and mother that stood before her. "Fine." She huffs out as she moves out of the small ring of fur, she was sleeping in.
Tsume grins. "Just be happy I didn't give you an ice bath." She told the girl as Naruto paled as she saw the bucket sitting at the doorway with ice and cold water in it. With that she gathered up her clothing and made her way to get ready quickly. She didn't want the wrath of Tsume on her. For it always ended bad for her.
Loki appeared right next to Tsume. Looking over at his grandson's as they laid in Naruto's bed just yawning and acting like they own the room. "Come on you two lazy asses. You will be going with Naruto to tell me how her team test goes with that sensei they had been given." He said as he looked away. For he was still having some issues with trusting Kakashi with his niece's life. If he could have it, his way he would take one of the warrior's three to be her sensei. Maybe this will be something he will speak to the Hokage about. Food for thought.
"Yeah, yeah. We'll go and put that fear of you in to the fool." Said Hati with a shit eating grin on his muzzle.
"Good." Said Loki as he turned away and gave Tsume a kiss on the cheek. "Good morning Dear." He said as he looked at Kiba who appeared to have turn green and ran away making a barfing sound and screaming at Naruto to hurry up. For he needs to puke.
Tsume smirked at her lover. "Good morning love. It appears we have scared Kiba for life." She said with a giggle as she watched her son bang on the bathroom door and Naruto opening it and shoving a bar of soap into his open mouth. Both adults couldn't help but laugh at the boy's misfortune.
"GO USE THE OTHER BATHROOM ASS!" Yelled Naruto as she slammed the door on his face. Thus making Kiba falling onto his ass with his nose glowing red where the door hit it and the bar of soap hanging half way out of his mouth looking at the door dumbfounded.
Just a couple of seconds later Naruto steps out looking like a boy and she smirks down at him. "You might want to spit that out." He told his brother as Kiba just looked up at the blonde nodding his head and spitting out the bar of soap.
"You should have covered yourself better with that towel." Said Kiba as he turned green once more and pushed Naruto out of the way and rushed into the bathroom to throw up.
Naruto for his part blinked owlishly as what Kiba had told him finally settled in. "KIBA I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!" She screamed making Hana crawl out of her room glaring at her two younger siblings.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Growled out Hana as she was glaring kunai at Naruto and Kiba who had finally opened the door and was standing there blushing and glaring at their older sister.
"Well you shouldn't have stayed out all night with Anko and the boys." Growled out Kiba in return as he saw his sister crawling into the house just two hours ago. As Hati and Skoll carried her inside and to her bedroom.
Hana for her part just blushed up a storm. "Shut up." She told him and pushed pass the two to take a long shower before she had to go to the clinic.
"That is enough you two. I believe you have woken up everyone in the compound. Now lets get something to eat before you leave." Said Tsume as she looked at her two troublemakers.
They both nodded their heads and fallowed after her like to well behaved pups. Loki just smirked as he saw how she could command those around her. She would make a wonderful mother to their future children.
Loki's eyes widen as he had never thought about having more children. He had thought those days had been behind him. But there was something special about Tsume that made him want to have more little monsters to raise and hope they do better then his other children. Even though he couldn't blame them for all the things they have done in the past.
Training ground 7
Kakashi had arrived at a strange sight. Naruto napping with two massive wolves wrapped around the boy as the two foxes slept across the boy's lap. Kiba asleep next to said blonde and Sasuke up in a tree glaring down at the two below him.
"Yo." Said Kakashi as he walked up to them.
Sasuke turn his sight onto the silver hair man. "About damn time you have arrived." He hisses out at his new sensei.
"Well Sasuke I got lost on the road of life." Said Kakashi as he saw the raven hair boy's right eye twitching at this lame ass joke.
"Just tell the dope and the freak to call off those two wolves." Growled out Sasuke as he glares at the man.
Kakashi tilts his head to the left looking up at Sasuke and down at the two sleeping teens below. "Why? They look to be sleeping." He told Sasuke.
"SHUT UP! I'M SLEEPING!" growled out Naruto as he open his left eye to see his sensei. "Your late." He growls out and goes back to sleep.
Kakashi just sweat drops at the blonde as Kiba open's his right eye to see who was making all the noise. "Oh its just you. About damn time." He growls out as he yawns and kicks Naruto to wake up.
Naruto opens his eyes and glares at his brother and then over at the silver hair man. "I would rather train with the warrior's three. For they respect training and don't waste others time." He tells the silver hair man that stands before them.
Kakashi sweat drops once more. 'I thought this would help with them to bond a little. But it appears that they want to kill Sasuke already.' He thought to himself.
Naruto stands up as the two wolves wake up along with the two foxes. Naruto looks up at Sasuke and smirks. "If you play nice teme, my two cousins will not try to eat you again." He said in a sing song voice.
"Naruto what do you mean your cousins?" Question Kakashi as he looks around only to see the two massive black wolves.
"He means us." Said the pure black wolf in a growl.
"But we didn't plan to eat him. Just take out a nice chunk of meat off of him. Nothing that would end his shinobi career." Said the other black wolf that looks to have a white skull.
Kakashi just looked at the two massive wolves with his single eye just open wide. "What the hell? Are they summons?" He question looking at Naruto.
Naruto just rolls his eyes at the silver hair man. "No. They are the grandson's of my Uncle Loki." He tells the man as green and black smoke surround the two and a mysterious wind blows out of the east blowing away the smoke revealing two young men around 17 or 18 years old.
"We are Hati and Skoll. We are both Naruto's cousins and at times we are his ninkin when he needs a little extra wolf power on whatever the hell our Uncle or Grandfather send him off to do." Said Hati and Skoll as one. They felt like playing the creepy twin card on the man that stood before them with his little orange book falling to the ground long forgotten for the sight that was now before him.
"Enough you two. I think you broke him. Just like how we broke the civilian council last night." Said Naruto with an evil smirk on his lips. "Oh yeah could you two turn back to your wolf forms. For I will be needing your help. Well more Kiba and I. Also no biting the teme. I know he does deserve it. But Uncle Loki doesn't need to hear the Civilian council crying about how two demon wolves tried eating their precious Uchiha." He told them.
"Fine." Said Hati and Skoll as one as they both pout at their blonde hair cousin. "But if he tries anything against us…..." Said Skoll leaving the threat open so that Sasuke would get the point.
"Hn." Said Sasuke as he jumped down from the tree and stood next to the two losers, he has to call his teammates.
Kakashi eye smiles at them all. "I don't know if this is fair that you are having your cousin's taking part in this little exam." He told Naruto as he looks at the twins.
"Oh little man. It is fair." Said Hati as he is grinning at the man stands before him.
"If you like. We could call for our grandfather or our uncle." Said Skoll with a grin on his muzzle.
"Hn. Why don't you allow the dope to have the extra help. It just proves he is too weak." Said Sasuke with a smug smirk on his face.
The twin wolves began laughing their furry asses off. "Sure he is weak. He killed several Frost Giants and several Stone Giants who are a pain in the ass to kill." Giggles Skoll as he looks at the pampered Uchiha that stood before him.
Sasuke's right eye twitches as he glares at the blonde and then to the two wolves with him along with the foxes as they just fall back giggling as well. Proving that the Uchiha is a fool.
"Anyways this is just an exam to see how we work well as a team. Other than that. It is pretty much pointless. If you don't want us as your student's, I'm sure I can get Tsume-mama to take Kiba and I as Apprentices." Said Naruto as his blue eyes held a soft glow to them as he just smirks at the silver hair man.
"How did you know the true meaning of this exam?" Question Kakashi as he looks at the blonde and the feral boy just smirking as well.
"It's easy. All Genin Teams are four-man cells that are made up of two male Genin and one female Genin and a Jonin. But there are teams that have three male Genin's like ourselves." Said Naruto as he smirks looking at his Jonin sensei who looks a little dumbfounded from what he was just told.
"We could do this. But we will take you down quickly." Said Snio with a smirk on her muzzle.
"How well have your three worked together in the academy?" Question Kakashi as he hadn't looked at their files. But now he is wondering if he should have taken the time to look at it.
"Sasuke and I worked alright together. Naruto just arrived not that long ago, and he and I have trained well together at home." Said Kiba as he looks at his sensei.
"I worked fine with teme at the academy the few days I went there." Said Naruto looking over at Sasuke as he smirked.
"The dope and loser are fine. They work a little harder than the annoying fangirls." Said Sasuke as he looks at Kakashi.
"Anyways I have heard your not allowed to fail this team." Said a voice from behind Kakashi as Naruto and Kiba both grins looking at the one who spoke from behind the man.
Kakashi slowly turned around to see Thor and Loki standing there with their arms crossed over their chest. "How do you know this?" He question with a little fear in his voice.
Loki smirked. "We found out that the civilian council will make your life a living hell if you fail their little pet Uchiha." He said as he looks over at Sasuke as the boy frowns at hearing this. That he was being seen as a pet of some losers that he believed he was the Master of them and not the other way around.
"Yes. I was very surprised to hear this. I had a nice little chat with the Hokage about all of this. If my Grandson and future nephew fail here today. I will be calling for the Warriors Three to take over teaching and training them." Said Thor with a smirk on his face.
Kakashi just hung his head with shame. "They pass." He said as he was screwed no matter what.
Haha they lost a puppet and pet lol