Here it is. It took more than a year to write. This was painful to write. Chapter three, someday. I'll start writing it someday.
At this point, if you don't remember the story. I'll tell you: A fangirl from our world is in OreGairu's world now. And is inside Yukino's body. We ended the last chapter with Yukino licking Hikigaya's teacup rim.
Damn.
No, it is too early to give up. I place Hikigaya-kun's teacup down on the table. I can't let them know what I did. As a fan, no one would not touch their idol's stuff, that why I risk licking their stuff.
"Yuigahama-san, I feel a little unwell. Do you mind filling the kettle with water and re-wash the teacups? They seem to have some residue on them," I asked while trying to put on a poker face.
"Yes," Replied a happily Yuigahama-san.
Yuigahama-san is nice and hot. Those huge breasts and her hips. I can't wait to enter her pants. Wait! Hikigaya-kun is the first target. We can have a harem later. Yukino, don't worry, I. Futaki Ine, will get your senpai to notice you. He finally entered the room. I stare at Hikigaya-kun, who sat down and started to read.
R-reading. How can someone be that good-looking? He is just reading. My Phone! I want pictures. This is the best time. I started to search for my phone when Yuigahama-san enters the room. DAMN! I miss my chance. I started to prepare the tea, sadly.
"Yukinoshita, can you explain what happens in the library? You do know that I have to calm down that crazy fujoshi." Asked Hikigaya-kun.
"I don't know what you are talking about," I said with my best poker face.
"What happened?" Asked Yuigahama-san.
"Yukinoshita?" Asked Hikigaya-kun.
"I don't know," I replied.
I know it is rude to ignore Yuigahama-sa but I'm not going to answer. It was embarrassing to start fanboying. Don't worry baby girl we can deepen our skinship later. I'll lick you all over. Just let me conquer Hikigaya-kun first.
"Eh? You ignoring me. Why?" Cried out Yuighama-san.
I want to hug you.
"Yuki-"
I interrupted, "Fine I'll answer if you answer me first-"
Damn, I'll use my trap card now. I know how to play 'Yu-gi-oh!' too.
"… Explain that double date with Hayama-san and you seeing Miura-san's panties." I stated.
Complete silence was met
"H-how do you know about that part?" Asked Hikigaya-kun.
"Double date
…Yumiko's panties." Said Yuigahama-san.
The atmosphere of the room had turned hostile. A bloodlust that I can feel a chill run down my spine. The cute cheerful girls like Yuigahama should never be angry. Lesson learned. Well, that anger is directed at someone else. Not my problem.
"H-Hikki…Hikigaya-kun. I would. Also want. To know. About seeing. Yumiko's. Panties. And that. Double date." She asked with a smile that just felt lifeless.
Damn, I'm scared.
"W-well, if you excuse me, I have to go to the washroom," I said as I got up to run away.
I reach the door then I spoke up, "Hikigaya-kun, j-just explained it. That it was just an accident. I mean you were just lucky enough to be forced into a double date with your old crush and then seeing Miura-san's panties when she tripped."
I shut the door behind me when I heard, "Wait! Didn't you just basically…"
I was in the hallway and started to walk to the restroom. I got there and enter. I went to the first stall. And checked if anyone was there.
"No one, good"
I check the other stalls.
"Yes, no one is here."
I walked to the closest mirror. I wash my hand.
"OMG! How can Yukinoshita just sit there in front of the guy she likes?" I asked myself.
I remember when I had a crush on a 3D person. He was the silent type and sat two rows from me. As I was going to greet him, I trip and my stuff in my backpack scatter around the classroom. The homosexual doujin and the drawing of two of my classmate doing some sexual acts. My crush was the one to pick up my drawing. I felt like dying. And I got in trouble for it too. They suspended me for two days.
Enough of that! Back to the main problem. I need to increase my affection value with Hikigaya-kun. Let see… Ah! I got it, in several fan fictions Yukinoshita visit his home. Let's do that. I'll go to his house early and make him breakfast.
"Yes, let make him miso and a bento. I'll make him say that he wants my miso every day." I said.
I went back to the club room. I open the door to see a mad Yui and a scared Hikigaya.
"Enough, Yuigahama-san. I know it was an accident. You experience that too. I mean you did wear a dog collar thinking Hikigaya-kun got you a choker. Or the fact that you are ban from entering your kitchen. I mean your mother place a sign that read 'Yui keep out'." I said.
"EH! Y-Y-Yukinon? Why would you say that, wait! Why do you know about that?" Asked an embarrassed Yuigahama-san.
"Your example of baking cookies can lead to that direction," I replied.
"Y-Yukinon!" She cried out as she hid her face and slam her head on the table.
Was it that embarrassing?
"Well then, let go home since we have no request," I said.
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I knew it. It was like that but I refuse to believe it. It has been a few days since I became Yukinoshita. Nothing had happened during those days. I mean no request or anything. The school was boring. Now then, since I got that out of the way, you want to know what occurs with Hikigaya-kun's breakfast and lunch? Sit down and let me tell you what happens.
I woke up early and went grocery shopping. I thought a mix of Japanese and western breakfast would be a good idea. The breakfast menu is pork miso, rice, spinach, and strawberry salad, French toast with mixed barriers for the side, and eggs with ham. Lunch was a karaage bento with tamagoyaki, broccoli, tomato (yes I know he doesn't like that but it was for his health), sautéed spinach, rice, and the leftover miso soup.
Well, I found myself lost. Again, Yukinoshita how can you get lost. Well, at least I'm in the right neighborhood. I called a number on my phone, knowing that person should be awake at this time. After the third ring, they answer.
"Good morning Komachi-san," I said.
"Y-Yukino-san? What's wrong? For you to call me this early?" Komachi asked.
"I was planning to make Hikigaya-kun and you breakfast but I turn a wrong corner and now I'm disoriented," I replied.
"EHH! Are you going to make us breakfast? Wait! Are you lost?" She asked.
"Yes, but I don't know where I am," I replied.
"I will be there soon." Said Komachi as she hung up the phone.
It didn't take long for Komachi to find me. She had lime green pajamas and a coat on. She ran up to me.
"Yahello Yukino!" Said the cheerful Komachi.
Oh dear god, how can Hikigaya not lay hand on this cute creature? Oh, wait they are siblings.
"Good morning, Komachi-san," I replied.
"Yukino-chan, is it true? Are you going to make breakfast for onii-chan?" Asked Komachi.
"Well, yes but I'm also making you breakfast and lunch too," I replied.
"Ehh! Really?" Said Komachi.
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I let out a sigh as I sat down at my desk. Before you ask yes, I cook breakfast and lunch for Hikigaya but I notice a certain light novel series. This series opened my eyes. How can I forget 'TWGOK' or 'The World God Only Knows", I had to run from my mistake. That why I didn't continue the breakfast scene.
I can't believe I forgot about affection points. Before I mention similar things but I use it as a running gag but seeing that series there, hit hard. Well, then my readers as much I want to continue. I feel this is the best point to end this chapter. I have to think about how I'm going to conquer my target.
Well, I have nothing to say really. I have five major chapters to write but I have ideas of the adult life of the Oregairu cast and other POVs to focus on a slice of life elements.
