Disclaimer: I do not own anything involved with this story, only how the story goes. The Dinosaurs of Jurassic World belongs to Universal. The only thing that I do own are the OC's of the story. I apologize for any errors in grammar and/or if I was not accurate in reference to something.

A/N: I will admit that I loved the return of the Dilophosaurus in the movie, but I do have one little complaint about it. I'll tell you at the end of the show.

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Spittin' Contest With a Dilophosaurus

It was starry night over a small town in Texas and not a cloud in sight. And while most of the Western like town was dark and quiet, there was a bit of a commotion over at the saloon. Inside of the building, there quite a number of men dressed up in cowboy attire. Mostly because there was a sign that said it was cowboy night at the saloon. A line of men stood in a shoulder-to-shoulder line, each looking to each other with narrow eyes. Sitting in front of them were three spittoons tilted their way. Standing behind a bar at the far side of the saloon, the owner looked about the line of men and said, "All right, fellas, you remember the rules. Hit all three spittoons and you win a prize. And that prize is; your own portable spittoon."

The crowds started murmuring in excitement while the spitters twitched their fingers a little. The bartender then started the game.

"Ready." All the men focused on the three spittoons.

"Aim." Lots of lips pursed up while there were a few good hacks from the guys.

"Fire!" He shouted and suddenly a lot of spit went a flyin' through the air.

But each glob of spit ended up hitting just about everything but the spittoons. From the sides, all the bystanders all looked to each other as they thought that it was starting to look a little embarrassing. While no one was looking, a small shape came through the swinging doors into the saloon. After about five minutes of the guys trying to hit the spittoons, they stopped to take a breather. They were all startled when three globs of spit flew through the air and landed in all three spittoons.

Everyone was greatly surprised to see that someone had finally managed to hit all three spittoons. The bartender looked to the men and asked, "All right! Who's the lucky winner?"

"Uh, it wasn't any of us." One of the spit shooters shook their head. This greatly confused everyone and the bartender scratched his head and wondered, "Then who was able to hit all three spittoons in one go?"

"And with black spit to boot." One of the bystanders said when they looked into one of the spittoons. There was indeed black spit coating the inside of the bronze container. He stretched a finger and nearly touched it when he got a bad feeling about it. The man quickly retracted it before looking to the others and asked, "Who would be able to spit black spit? And with such accuracy too?"

"I do believe it was the little lady at the very end of the lineup." A man said and pointed to the spot he was talking about. Everyone looked and became greatly surprised to see that the talented spitter wasn't a man, but a dinosaur. The dinosaur stood four feet tall, a V-shaped crest adorned her head, green scales along her body and a folded frill around her neck. The little dinosaur gave a couple of owl-like hoots. A few of the people thought it was pretty adorable.

The Dilophosaurus' frill suddenly popped up and she screeched before releasing another three globs of black spit towards the spittoons. All three globs landed in the spittoons with another metallic twang. The people started clapping at the skilled marksmanship that the Dilophosaur was displaying. The bartender nodded when he said, "I think it's clear who our winner is."

He walked around the counter with the portable spittoon in hand and walked up to the dinosaur. The man held out the spittoon and announced, "The Dilophosaur is our new reigning champ and holder of her own spittoon."

The crowds started cheering again and he set it down in front of the spitter. The Dilophosaurus looked between the spittoon and the bartender and gave a few hoots. The Dilophosaurus suddenly opened its frill and screeched at everyone. Everyone jumped at the sudden threatening display. When she was sure that there was a bit of a distance between the spittoon and the people. In one fell swoop she grabbed the spittoon in her jaws before darting out of the saloon. The people in the saloon moved to the door and watched as the Dilophosaur disappeared into the night with the spittoon in tow.

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Author's Note: Hope that you all enjoyed that. And as I was saying, the part of the Dilophosaur in the Dominion movie that I was a little bummed out about was the noises that made. I mean, it got the owl-like hoots down, but it didn't make the rattling noise from the first Jurassic Park movie. I kind of found that really memorable. But I did enjoy the movie either way. I look forward to reading your reviews. Be sure to leave a comment either about if I've done something wrong or if you want something specifically to happen. See you next time.