Hello, this chapter was fun, it's also the longest one so far. ^^

Happy Easter everyone. XD

Chapter 4

"Fuck you damn flea!" Shizuo jolted up with his hand to his face.

It took the blond a few moments to fully wake up and realize said flea was no were in sight and he was sitting in his own bed holding his bloodied cheek.

The night before Shizuo had decided to us a hair dryer rather than a towel to dry the slumbering kitten; to afraid he'd rub it too hard with a towel and make things worse. He put the dried kitten on his coach surrounded with hot water bottles and blankets and went to bed himself hoping the little kitten would be up and about come morning, what he didn't expect to wake to up to was kitten claws in his face.

He looked down at the little black fur ball that had been flung into his lap when he jumped into his current position. It twisted its self around into a sitting position of its own; its ears swiveled back and let out an annoyed though rather cute "Mew"

"Watch it cat or you're goanna earn yourself an undesirable name" grumbled the blond.

Shizuo did not get a lot of sleep last night and he was tempted to doze off again, but really he wasn't too keen on another wakeup call from his apparently temperamental new pet.

He scooped up the rodent sized cat so he could fling the sheet off and slip out of bed.

Placing to ball of fur on the tile floor of his kitchen Shizuo went to get his breakfast simply a bowl of cereal and a glad of milk, He paused before eating looking at the kitten that had yet to move and seemed to be starring him down looking with big amber eyes, they looked all most red.

'Right the kitten, what should I give it, is it even old enough to eat solid foods' On that note he will have to cheek it's gender later after work rather keep call it an 'it' or 'the kitten'. The bond bodyguard placed three bowls on the floor one with water. He took the carten from the table and poured some milk into one of the empty bowls, he then stoodup and when into another cupboard and dug through some can, finally pulling out a can of tuna.

"Ok little guy this is all I really got so you'll have to make due till I can pick up some cat food, Milk or tuna, you pick." He opened the can and dumped dumped the contents into the last bowl.

He stood and watched the kitten walk over to the bowls, staring between them and then poking the tuna with its paw before deciding to eat it. 'cute' shizuo thought.

Izaya wasn't exactly happy to find himself in Shizu-chan apartment this morning and maybe it wasn't his fatty tuna but at least it tuna and not cat food he had to eat foe breakfast, but he was way to hungry to turn down food, he felt like he hadn't eaten in days.

As he was finishing the tuna from his bowl he heard the bartender speak, his ears going back in disgust.

"Oh year, bathroom, you're goanna need a litter box" said the ex-bartender as he was eating his cereal he started to dig through his cabinets and eventually pulled out a shoe box sized tuber ware container. As he finished his cereal he dropped to bowl into the sink on his way to a pill of old newspapers next to his garbage and proceeded to tear them up into little strips. Izaya followed behind him to see what he was doing and quit fankly the little raven was not too please.

"Meheh? Meh? Mrroww…" (Your not serious? Right? hell no….)

"Mowww mowww, Mrooow" (I'm not going in that Shizu-chan, you can forget it!)

"Well aren't you talkative,-"

"Hissss" (Screw you) Izaya was not in the mood to be talked down too.

"-at least you seem to a lot better this morning, come on" the blond finished as he scooped Izaya up in one hand holding the offending box in the other. Izaya let out a small his in its direction. The rather disgruntled kitten gave Shizuo's hand a good bite just as he was being put down in the litter box that Shizu-chan had placed in his bathroom between the counter and the toilet.

"Hey now, we really need to work on that aggression of your. Well there's your box and you're fed so I'm heading off to work now." Shizuo gave Izaya's head a quick pet before he left the room a few minutes the front door was head opening and closing shut.

Izaya jumped out and looked back at the tuber ware that had been placed in with shredded newspaper lining the bottom. Oh hell no, he was not going to stoop so low as to go in a litter box, or make shift litter box as was the case.

For now he was good anyway so he trotted out of the small bathroom and in to the living room were he had woken in only hours before, there wasn't much just the coach with a side table and lamp on the right side of it, a low coffee table between the coach and a rather small tv. On the coffee table was the remote and a few movie cases, seem that all had one thing in common and that was Shizu-chan's brother had a role in them.

With a sly little grin Izaya jumped onto the table and pushed the remote and two of the dvds off onto the floor, he then hopped back off and proceeded to push the remote under the coach. Taking one of the dvds in his mouth he dragged it off by the corner with some difficulty into the kitchen and slid the case vertically in between was left of the old news paper stack and the garbage can. With his small size and lack of muscle mass this took him quite awhile, although rather tired from moving the first dvd Izaya return to fetch the other one he had knocked down. This one he dragged all the way down the hall into Shizu-chans room, he pulled the case up one to the bed and tucked the dvd under the blonds pillow, this task was way more difficult for the small kitten, specially dragging the case that to him was big enough for him to curl up on with space to spare. 'Shizu-chans so obsessed with his brother,this is only fitting' he thought as sat in front of the pillow admiring his work.

Izaya then made his way back to the kitchen, hopping from the paper pile to the garbage can, that thankfully had a lid, and on to the counter. He trotted happily along the counter knocking things on to the floor or just spilling contents all over the counter, finishing off with the sugar jar Izaya finally felt satisfied with the havoc the blond would return to and more the a little tired.

Hoping down of the counter the same way he'd got up, the tired little raven heads back to the living room and claws his way up onto the coach for a well deserved cat nap, he couldn't wait to see Shizu-chan's reaction or to see how long it would take him to find the hidden items.

When his bright amber eyes fluttered open the time the Izaya had dreaded had come… he needed to pee. With a sigh the kitten makes leaps of the coach and makes his way down the hall of shame.

Izaya now stood at the threshold of the bathroom door eyeing his so called litter box with distaste.

Izaya Orihara was not a cat, even if he currently looked like one he still had his pride and even though the thought of the dumb protozoan having to clean his excrements with a scoop out of the damn box was a rather amusing scenario and he'd love to taunt the blond about it when he was himself again, but going newspaper in a box like an animal was too demeaning and his already bruised pride would not allow it.

The little black cat tore his amber eyes from the box and looked up at the toilet. How in the world was he going to make this work, it didn't help that brute seemed to be the only male bachelor to leave the damn set down along with the cover, but like this Izaya could barely stretch his body up the height of the toilet.

The little raven let out a little huff and jumped on to the side of the tub and stretched out to push the lid up with his snout, his front paws pressed firmly on the edge of the seat beneath. After a few failed attempts of trying to get his head under it, which luckily no one was there to witness, resulting in a face plant on the floor and sliding off the side into the tube he finally managed to succeed.

'Yes, finally!' Izaya wedged the rest of his lithe body under the cover and proudly stood on the rim, unfortunately for the little cat as he went to push the cover completely up his little fuzzy paws slipped on the porcelain seat and landed him in the bowl with a plop as the top slammed shut above him.

Izaya struggled to climb out but he couldn't get any footing on the slipper slopped porcelain nor a grip on the seat whenever he managed to knock the cover up with his head. He was getting a headache and rather frustrated not only was he stuck but he still needed to go, and baby animals or babies in general were not exactly good with bowel control. 'I hate to be a stereotype… but I think I'm really starting to hate water... and lucky me, I foresee a bath in my near future' the amber eyed kitten sighed in defeat. He dreaded the thought of being found in his sordid state, but all he could do was wait for Shizuo to get back from work and find him. Perhaps the box would have been the less pride crushing choice after all.

Poor Iza-nya, did I say his luck was getting better last chapter… Yyyyeah… nope. Maybe that whole seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror counts for cell phone screens too. Xp Well at least he's going to have lots of fun trolling Shizu-chan as a kitten.

Anyway please review?

~Kir