Yeah back again, I really don't have much to do when work is slow, sooo yeah guess I'll write stuff

Chapter 9

It's been a little over a week since Izaya's untimely though in his opinion spectacular demise and since he started living with Shizuo. His new Living arrangements weren't the best by his standards, the apartment was small and he was left rather bored most of the day while the blond was at work.

He had a bit of a ritual now though, and the first step of said daily ritual was what he was performing right now.

Currently Izaya was making his way along the blonds headboard dragging a DVD, yes the same one he hid under Shizu-chan's pillow over a week prior. It was hilarious when the blond finally found it one night wondering what was jabbing into his neck in the night. He was so confused how it got there but by now the blond man had long since learn the culprit, Izaya has made it very obvious as of late.

You see, sadly Izaya's little kitten body hasn't grown a single inch so there's not much in the house he can move. So now, every morning he drags the same DVD, did it need to be the same one... no, but he thought it was hilarious that the blond didn't know how he could keep getting the same one, no matter where he put it in hopes the kitten wouldn't be able to find it the next morning.

Of course there was no way an amoeba like Shizu-chan could ever hide anything form the great Izaya Orihara, finding what people didn't want found was literally his job, not that Shizuo had any way of knowing it was Izaya he was trying to outsmart and not some dumb few week old kitten he's brought back in the rain one night.

He finally dragged the case to the part of the headboard that right over Shizuo's head. carefully the little fluff ball tilted the dvd into a vertical position and his little eyes gleamed in amusement as he watch it tip and fall over the edge onto the other man's sleeping head, he did this every morning without fail.

For the fist few days things had been easier as he had simply knocked over Random item off the small shelf at the head of the bed onto the sleeping beast including an alarmed clock. Sadly Shizuo learn to just to keep the area clear, so Izaya had to start bringing his own ammunition about four days in in order to continue this little bit of entertainment he's found for himself.

"Ahhhhh fuck Flea, what the hell's even wrong with you" The man quietly grumbled at his kitten in annoyance, he was fairly used to waking in this way by this point. Still used to it or not, waking to plastic smacking him in the face was still annoying as hell.

Shizuo carefully lifts the case from his face, tiredly looking at the title. "Same one again, I swear you can read or something Flea." The man let his arm fall over his eyes, case still in hand and let out a frustrated sigh.

Izaya grinned as best a feline could. It was time for step two of his morning entertainment.

The mischievous cat leapt from the headboard and bounced off the blond beasts covered face, onto the the bed and then finally to the floor below, scampering into the hall and under a small low table before the blond could get up from bed. Izaya waited unseen for the other to come out of his bedroom.

He usually mixed it up every morning, there were three different tables and the coach that the tiny cat could squeeze under and Shizuo would have to get down on the floor to look under. if the blond chose right he would get a face full of kitten and if he was wrong he would get blindsided out of nowhere with a kitten to the back of the head or a bite to the ankle, not that Izaya's tiny needle teeth could even brake skin, he didn't have much jaw power and the blond had kept his tiny finger knives well trimmed since the first days little claws to both sides of his face incident.

Today was one of the days Shizu-chan had guessed wrong. Izaya took the opening to pounce with everything he had at the back of the blond idiots head.

Oh how he wished he had more weight to him, it would have been so satisfying to force the beast into a face plant, but it was to bad, as he was he was about as effective as one of the paper balls he would discreetly throw at Shizu-chan's head in class back in high school.

The blond man sigh and let out a light chuckle as he peeled his tiny terror off the back of his head. "Well good morning to you too flea, do you want your can of tuna before or after you seal some of my breakfast hum?"

'Before~' Izaya chirped happily

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After they had both eaten it was time for Shizuo to leave for work, Izaya having been watching carefully and looking for openings to follow the blond out into the streets of his beloved Ikebukaro all week finally managed to slip out behind the blond unnoticed into the halls and was now quietly waiting behind one of several out door plants that's line the wall outside the apartment doors, he watched for the other to disappear down the steps and onto the streets before coming out.

'Perfect~' The little raven trotted happily past the many apartments and down the steps. 'Now where shall I go' Izaya looked up and down the streets before picking a direction. 'My best bet is probably finding Celty, so off to Shinra's I go~'

Turns out trekking halfway across Ikebukako on such tiny legs and as a small vulnerable kitten was less then Ideal. Three hours into his journey and izaya's legs are killing him, he had been picked on by kids who had thrown several rocks at him, being hit by several of said rocks before losing them, only to be chased by a large dog down allies and streets and nearly being struck by a car before managing to climb a tree as the dog continued to back up at him. The whole ordeal while being a familiar experience as he was already terrified of the snarling beasts even when he was human, being so small made it so much worse and left him shaking and clinging to the branch for dear life.

Looking down at his pursuer Izaya cringed back squeezing his eyes shut in terror, just looking down at the snarling golden beast made him fee as though he was about to fall into its gaping maw and be torn apart on those sharp fangs. 'Its ok, I'm ok, dogs can't climb... I'm... I'm not gonna die. I just have to stay up here till it gets bored' his breath heaving in his chest as he tries to calm his frayed nerves. 'just block it out, pretend I'm somewhere else.' Izaya was really regretting his little excursion at this point, what he wouldn't give to be back in Shizu-chan's apartment right now.

Sorry Izaya but yer currently at kitty, that fear of dogs of your is gonna be worse. Xp

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