From ninja to shinigami

by jacke44

Returning to Wave after being snubbed by his sensei for his teammate, Naruto explores a secret structure he found on the way to the bridge confrontation, opening the door to a new world of possibilities for his future, gaining something once lost, and many allies in the wake of revelations a forgotten past, enemies close than you think, and the teaching owed to him from the beginng

26. Laying down the law

I hope you all enjoy this double update it will be a while before chapter 27 comes out So please enjoy the 2 chapters

Form ninja to shinigami

Chapter 26 Laying down the law

By jacke44:

Uzumaki compound

As the rays from the sun shone through the window waking up Naruto from his slumber he quickly realizes that Yoruichi was not in the bed with him sitting up and looking around the room noticing a piece of paper on the night stand picking it up to read it.

Start note

Dear Fish cake

Had to go back to the Land of Waves for a meeting with several of the women and I gotta spread the gossip about what an animal you can be in bed and will be back when I can try not to tire yourself out I wanted to try more of that stamina eventually.

Love Yoruichi

End of note

All he could do was shake his head because at the bottom of it was a small drawing of a cat blowing him a kiss. He then thinks to himself 'That woman is too much like Anko it's not even funny.' Due to the fact that she would always put a picture of a snake blowing a kiss at the bottom of all her notes to him. It had always confused him as a snake did not have lips but he put it up as her personality. Realizing that he had to get up and get ready for the meeting he quickly goes to the restroom to get cleaned up.

[Dining Hall]

After navigating the hallways and laughing at some of the children who have fallen victim to a prank or dodging the running children. He soon walks into the dining room to see the massive chaos that had become the normal in the household for the morning with all the children yelling. He also sees several of the servants walking in and out of the kitchen with plates of food. They are also reminding the kids about not throwing the food or about not using their table manners. Making his way to the head of the table he sits down then looks to his right. To see Hinata sitting at the table wearing a white tank top and a pair of pajama pants. With a large plate of cinnamon rolls in front of her. He says "good morning Hinata-chan. I don't suppose I can have one of those" with her quickly wrapping her hands around the plate and letting out a hissing at him, quickly realizing what she did her face glows bright red.

All this did was make Naruto along with all the other children laugh. Quickly making himself a plate of breakfast he then says "I will be gone most of the day as I have a meeting with the Village council and I want all of you to behave while I'm gone well as good as any Uzumaki can be anyway" breaking out his fox like grin. Making each of the children break out in grins themselves with some of them chuckling and doing their best to look innocent.

One of the servants who had been putting down a plate of eggs on the table says "I will make sure we have some fire extinguishers handy." Making several of the children blowing a raspberry at them.

Naruto's attention was quickly brought back to Hinata as she let out a shriek of surprise when one of the boys got too excited and knocked over a pitcher of water all over her front. With the boy quickly apologizing saying "sorry big sister" and her saying "it is OK Just calm down" when she looks back at Naruto she sees his entire face is red with a little bit of blood dripping from his nose. Wondering why his face looks like that she then thinks for a moment before she quickly looks down at herself and sees that her white tank top had become transparent because of the water this resulted in letting him see her bare chest as she had not put her bra on yet this morning as she was still in her pajamas and as she did not wear one to bed because they were uncomfortable to sleep in.

Letting out a scream she covers her chest with her left arm and acting on instinct she slaps Naruto across the face with her right hand. Realizing what she did, she quickly got down to her knees as she said sorry over and over again while keeping her chest covered.

Naruto gets up off the ground and says "no it's my fault I should not have been staring" He then takes off his jacket and hands it to her which she quickly takes and put on then closes the front. She says "I'm gonna go get dressed I have a meeting with my team" Quickly leaving the room with red cheeks.

Naruto is thinking to himself 'I knew she was big I did not know she was that big.' Then he looks at the children at the table and says "nobody is to mention what happened this morning to anybody outside of this compound and I better not hear of anybody teasing her about it do I make myself clear?" Making sure he caught the eyes of Hanabi and says "that goes double for you I know that you like to tease her but this is something that you will not tease her about." This makes all of their children and the servants say "yes Big Brother /Naruto-sama."

Once Naruto was finished with his breakfast he then proceeds to walk through the compound to the main gate. He then spots Hinata walking towards him in her normal outfit carrying his jacket.

Putting on his smile he says "well since we're both leaving you wanna walk together?" Making her cheeks go red in embarrassment as she hands him his jacket and nods her head.

(Random street)

Having been walking down the street for several minutes with Naruto attempting to make conversation with Hinata. Naruto sees that Hinata refuses to look at him and is looking at the ground and is falling back into her shell. Thinking quickly he disappears and reappears behind her as he begins to tickle her sides making her squeal begging him to stop.

Naruto says "if I stop will you come back out of your shell?"

Hinata quickly nods her head and said "yes stop please stop."

Hinata give him a cute little pout and says "who told you I was ticklish on my sides?"

Naruto just looks at her and says "I talked to one of my informants and she may or may not have given me some advice on you." Hinata narrowed her eyes and muttered to herself "Hanabi I'm going to ring your little neck" as a small and evil grin spread across her face.

Naruto sees it and says "good now no more going back into your shell I like the Hinata who is bold. And I never said it was Hanabi who informed me about your ticklish spot and just so you know I've told all them not to bug or tease you about what happened this morning so will you please stop worrying about it there is nothing that we can do about it but make sure it doesn't happen again."

Naruto then sees Kurenai who had just appeared in a swirl of leaves and was now standing next to them. Naruto says "well seeing you're in good hands I am off to my meeting be safe and don't strain yourself too much" before he leaves in a flash step.

Hinata sees Kurenai has the look that she has called her mom look as she is staring down at her as she says "Are you going to tell me what happened this morning? With Hinata who quickly explains what happened at breakfast making her face red again.

Kurenai looks down at the girl she considers a daughter and says "so let me see if I got this straight in the last month first you show him your backside then you move in with him and now I find out you have shown him your girls? Do you and I need to make a trip to the pharmacy? Because I'm telling you right now young lady I am too young to be called grandma." This resulted in Hinata fainting.

Kurenai picks her up thinking to herself 'I think the next couple years are gonna be really exciting but I'm going to have to make time to talk to Naruto and make sure he doesn't do anything' but knowing that she was kidding herself knowing that Naruto would never do anything like that she then heads for the training ground.

(Outside of the council room)

Naruto arrives with a flash step to see the clan heads that he is friends with in the corner talking walking over it was Shikaku who says "well it good to see you did not pick up your sensei's bad habit forgetting what time the meeting started and being late to the meeting."

Naruto says "you are not one to talk about forgetting things who is it that keeps forgetting his anniversary every year?"

Shikaku looks at him with a depressed look on his face and says "my troublesome wife is always nagging me about forgetting it."

Naruto then says "you do realize that your anniversary is today right?"

Shikaku goes bug eyed then says "shit she is going to kill me this time."

This makes everybody in their group laugh at him and remember what happened last year when he forgot having to sleep on the couch for the entire month. Naruto then reaches into his pocket and pulled out a slip of paper. And then says "you're lucky I remember you have reservations at this restaurant tonight at 8 o'clock and there is also an order for her favorite flowers at Inoichi's Flower store." Tsume and Asuma Break out laughing at the depressed man who's hanging his head.

Managing to catch a breath Tsume says "and you guys wonder why your wife's like him more then you it's because he has never forgotten any ones birthday or anniversary." This makes the other two hang their heads in shame knowing that she was correct. Before anything else can happen the doors to the main room open and everybody begins to file inside.

(Council room)

As the group walks into the room they find not only Hiruzen along with the Elders. But surprisingly there is another group of people also in attendance. Sitting in a tier above them was Daimyō of the Land of Fire with his wife sitting at his left side and a woman to his right with a small child in her lap. There are also a few dozen samurai stationed around the room.

Once everybody has been seated at the table Hiruzen Clears his throat and says "welcome everybody to today's meeting. Now before we get to the schedule does anybody have anything they wish to say or bring to the table?"

Hiruzen along with everybody else in the room watch as Naruto stands up and says "I have something I wanna say I would like to know why you are breaking the law and committing treason right now Hiruzen." This makes everybody in the room gasp in shock at what he said.

Looking at the boy he consider a grandson He manages to say "what are you talking about Lord Uzumaki?"

Naruto pulled out a scroll and says "what I am talking about is why is Hiashi Hyuuga currently sitting at this table? I actually believe that he was here at the last meeting because of his Ninja status."

"You ask me why I'm bringing this up it is because when this village was founded it was decided that only the original 10 clans would make up the shinobi council and no other clan would be permitted to sit on this council."

And according to the history books the Hyuuga's did not arrive at this village for 2 years after it was founded which means they are not one of the 10 original clans and have no seat on this council and by you allowing them to sit on the council you are breaking the law." Releasing a book from the scroll then says "I hold in my hand a copy of the charter that shows that this is correct it is signed by not only the 10 clan heads at the time but also the Daimyō."

"I have spent some time having my clones going back through the books and I have discovered that it was in the middle of the second war shortly after the destruction of the land of whirlpools and when the last member of the Senju clan was killed and Tsunade Senju refused to take her seat due to personal reasons and her younger brother was too young to take the seat. And my mother was too young to take the seat for the Uzumaki clan."

"It was at this time Hiashi's father saw two opening on the council and I have found in the paperwork that he approached you and offered his knowledge in battle tactics because the Iwagakure Army was attempting to travel through The Land of Caves the home country of his family for the exchange of information and for a temporary voice on the council while the war was going on. And seeing as how he is sitting in this room you never rescinded that order which makes you an accessory to the crime because I'm pretty sure the second war is over."

Everybody in the room look at Naruto with wide eyes as it became silent in the room it was broken by the voice of the Fire Daimyō saying "well those are serious accusations Lord Uzumaki I would like to see your evidence please." Gathering up the paperwork he handed it to a samurai showing him several pages in a book getting a nod of the head he quickly takes it too the Daimyō.

Hiruzen has both of his elbows on the table holding his face in his hands as he massages his forehead wondering if this day was going to get any worse.

The silence in the room was broken by the civilian council yelling at Naruto due to the fact that the Hyuuga clan was their voice on the ninja side of the council.

Naruto looks as a man that he recognized as the head of the civilian council stands up and says "When did you start following the law? I can't tell you how many times you broke it when you were in the Academy."

Naruto began to laugh making everybody look at him because it was the laugh that said that I just pulled a prank.

With a fox like grin Naruto says "all of those pranks that I pulled as a child Were technically not against the law in fact I was actually following the law because when this village was founded there was a law made that stated any active shinobi and kunoichi that are Academy students who can find a hole in the security of the village may exploit it as long as it does not harm anybody. That way the people who are in charge can fix this hole in the security."

"Here is an example of what I mean you remember when I put bubble bath in the hot springs and made it all bubbly? This was a relatively harmless prank but if I had been a ninja from the hidden grass I could have easily put poison instead because there was no security around the hot spring." As he continues to list his numerous pranks over the years revealing how each one of them was a security flaw.

"How about the time I painted the monument with graffiti instead of putting paint on it I could have put explosive tags because again the security was lacking."

"Then there is the matter what happened the night I graduated I was able to sneak into one of the most secure buildings in the village bypassing 3 patrols of the top shinobi and half a dozen ANBU and managed to steal one of the villages most powerful scrolls all without being detected until the end by a change of fate Hiruzen walked into the room."

Naruto turns and looks at them and says "didn't any of you ever wonder why I was never punished besides having to clean up the messes every now and then? It's because he knew I was not breaking the law" as he pointed at Hiruzen.

Tsume had both of her arms on the table with her head on top of them laughing so hard she eventually fell over sideways.

Chōza was holding his stomach laughing hard and Inoichi was holding his face with his left hand laughing to himself. Shikaku is muttering to himself about how he now has to take his wife shopping because she was always saying that his pranks had more meaning to them then to make people laugh and he says that he was just being troublesome.

Hiruzen was collecting in large rolls of money from Asuma with the first smile he's had for a few days on his face.

Naruto was looking at this smiling to himself watching all of the people he considered family doing this.

Naruto then holds up his hand and says "That is why I always made sure to keep everything written down in my book so if I ever had to do it again I could know what I did. But I always make sure no one could ever find it because I did not want anyone to copy me."

Tsume who had managed to get a hold of herself asked him a question everybody wanted to know "Where did you hide it Naruto-kun a lot of us have been looking for that book?"

Naruto shrugged his shoulders and said "Well seeing as it's no longer in the original location I guess I can tell you I put the book in the one place no one would be brave enough to look for it in this village it was in Anko's top dresser drawer underneath her underwear due to the fact that she never wears any unless she is forced to which is not too often and because even she doesn't open it too often and she usually wears a pair of Spandex shorts underneath her skirt so I figured it would be the perfect hiding spot for it."

The room exploded with laughter from anybody who knew the snake mistress knowing that she was one of the most dedicated people to finding the book. And now they get to tell her it was right underneath her nose the whole time.

Naruto can hear the voice of a little girl saying "This Anko lady does not wear underwear?" Looking up he sees that it is the little girl sitting on the lap of the woman next to the Fire Daimyō with the woman telling her to be quiet and it's not her place to judge people.

The Daimyō puts down all of the paperwork and says "It would seem that you are correct Lord Uzumaki" everybody in the room is now looking at both Hiruzen and Hiashi with Hiruzen looking down in shame while Hiashi who had attempted to stand up and try to leave was now surrounded by samurai as he was attempting to glare Naruto on fire.

Hiruzen gets up to his feet and says "My only excuse is we were so low on council members and in a war at the time so I did not see any harm in letting him stay we were on the verge of losing 3 of the 10 clans Those clans being the Senju /Uzumaki/Namikaze this clan was quite powerful."

"I have made a lot of mistakes in my two reigns as Hokage and I feel as I can no longer sit as the Hokage that is why I had begun to look for my new successor."

A man sitting behind Hiruzen and covered in bandages who Naruto recognizes from the video back in the Land of Waves asks "who are you considering Hiruzen?"

Hiruzen says "I am still looking and have a few candidates I'm going to talk too but do not worry old friend I'm not going to ask you to take the hat as we are the same age and I think we are nearing our retirement." Inside his head he is grinning to himself at the look of stress on his friend's face. While thinking to himself 'you'll never get this hat as long as I live you old war hawk.'

The Daimyō the looks at Hiashi and says "Seeing as you no longer have a seat on this Council you are to leave." The samurai step aside for him but before he can even reach the door the voice of Naruto says "Excuse me but would you please hold off on your order? There are other crimes that he has committed that you should be made aware of."

Instantly one of the Samurai stepped in front the door blocking the path. Hiashi spins around and says "what are you talking about I have not committed any crimes". Losing all of the natural nonchalant Attitude of the Hyuuga clan with two of the samurai forcing him to sit back down.

Once again Daimyō looks at Naruto and says "how serious are these crimes Lord Uzumaki surely whatever they are they can wait till another time." Shaking his head Naruto says "One of them is the accessory to the attempted murder of his own daughter."

The room became dead silent all of the remaining clan heads look at him with wide eyes with the exception of Shibi Aburame with his high color and sunglasses you could not tell but the sound of buzzing coming from him told everybody he was upset by this.

The civilian council Had all gone white as a sheets. Hiruzen along with the 3 elders all share the same thought at that moment remembering the lessons that they had learned In their youth from their sensei's wife all 3 of them hearing her voice In the back of their minds.

(Voice echo)

"I want the 4 of you to listen to me and remember this about my family one of the most important lessons you should know is to never get into a war with the Uzumaki clan in politics. You will lose to us they are the same thing. And we Uzumaki always make sure to make our enemies regret ever crossing us."

(Present moment)

Hiruzen Instantly see what Naruto is doing and thinks to himself 'I see what you mean now Mito-chan. He waited to this very moment to bring this forward instead of acting on it when it happened because he did not trust me to do my job because I failed to help Hanabi when she came in and asked me for help and that way he would have the backing of the Fire Daimyō.'

Upon hearing this the Daimyō along with his wife's eyes narrowed on him and said "show me the evidence" it was known throughout the Land of Fire that the one thing they did not tolerate was child abuse.

Naruto nods his head and says "did you happen to bring your personal doctor when you came to the leaf village? I know that you always travel with one. As some of the evidence I have is medical reports you probably will not be able to understand them. And I do not mean for that to be insulting."

"I just know how some medical Information can be confusing." This makes the woman sitting to the Daimyō's right laugh. And say "I think that's gonna be a good Idea as my brother is not too brave when it comes to medical issues and runs away anytime the doctor walks into the room even when we were kids" resulting in her brother pouting.

Everybody in the room chuckled when a little girl sitting on her lap began to make chicken sounds saying "uncle the chicken."

With the making a hand gesture one of the samurai left the room returning a few minutes later with a man who looks up at the Fire Daimyō and says "You requested my presence your lordship?"

"Yes it would seem that we need your expertise in medical knowledge. May I present Lord Naruto Uzumaki." The doctor then looks at Naruto and says "My name is Hiyoko. How may I be of service?" Naruto says "my name Naruto Uzumaki"

Hiyoko Raises an eyebrow and says "are you the same Naruto Uzumaki who Asuma was able to get the information that saved the Daimyo's niece Naho, from the snake bite Last month?"

Naruto nods and says "yes how is she doing by the way were there any side effects I can give you all the information you need on the whirlpool viper if you need it as it is native from the land of whirlpool my family has a detailed amount of information on it."

Hiyoko shakes his head and says "there were no side effects she made a full recovery. But I will not say no to that information. I would like to add it to the information at the Fire Capital if this comes up again." Naruto says "I will have it sent to you as soon as possible."

Naruto walks back to the table and picks up a folder and says "I hold in my hand a medical report of Hinata Uzumaki who at the time was called Hinata Hyuuga. She and her doctor has given me permission to show this. This report was taken shortly before she was released from the Hospital from her fight in the preliminary round with her cousin."

He then hands the report to Hiyoko who begins to read it raising an eyebrow he says "what are these black out sections?" Naruto coughing into his hand says "I asked her doctor to block those areas out as it is her weight her chest size and status of if she is a virgin or not along with a few other issues of the female gender I thought that I did not need to know that nor did anybody else if they got a hold of that report." This makes everybody in the room who has a daughter nod their heads in understanding.

After spending several minutes reading the report Hiyoko looks up and says "I agree with her doctor in the note that she left in here one month no strenuous activities with plenty of bed rest."

Naruto says "if you look in there you will see the release form. Can you tell me who signed her out of the hospital?"

Hiyoko looks back inside the folder turning a couple pages and says "it looks like her father is the one who signed her out." Naruto says "And he would have been made aware of what she was supposed to do correct?"

Hiyoko nods his head and says "that is correct his signature is right here on the form stating she is supposed to rest."

Naruto walks back over to the table and picks two pieces of paper "These are 2 signed letters from his former daughters both stating that he took her from the hospital and dragged her to the compound and into one of the training dojos where he forced her to fight one of the clan elders to the point where she became a bloody mess laying on the ground after seeing she was not getting up he ordered one of the servants to put her in her bed without any medical attention being done and according to Hanabi he then said if she got better fine if she did not oh well and that it was no great loss."

He then continues with saying "Hanabi then spent the next day looking after her trying to clean her up as best she could. She then went to see Hiruzen for help but he told her that he could not help at all as due to it being a clan related issue and he had no jurisdiction in it. Feeling helpless and scared of her father she slept underneath a park bench that night." He then tells the story of how he found her and the resulting conversation and making sure he get her breakfast listening to her story. Then how he went back to the tower and freed both of them from their father using several of the old laws from the foundation of the village.

"As I did not feel it was safe to bring her to the leaf village hospital due to his influence in the village I was afraid that he could still get to her so I had her transported to a private doctor that I know." As he is picking up a new folder and said "I just wanna clarify this was taken 2 days after being released" as he opens it and start to read the content

Medical report of patient Hinata Uzumaki

"Patient was admitted to hospital with optic nerve damage in right eye, a cracked skull with swelling on the brain, 5 cracked ribs, a cracked left humorous, right femur was broken, shattered left hand, severe internal damage to kidneys, lungs, and heart, along with multiple bruises across the body." As he continued to reading the report listing everything that was found.

The two samurai standing on either side of Hiashi instantly put their hands on the sword at their side. But do not draw them but you can tell by the look on their face that they want to. Not known to anybody from the leaf village both of these samurai have daughters the same age as Hinata and having a picture of their daughters laying on the floor beaten in their minds.

Tsume who upon hearing this jumped to her feet and had tried to jump over the table in full on attack mode and was now being held in a bear hug by Chōza with the large man working to hold her but was struggling.

Kuromaru who had shot underneath the table was trapped in a Shadow Possession Jutsu by Shikaku those in the room can tell he was struggling with it.

Hiyoko takes the folder and calls out to Sara who had been sitting in her seat as the representative of the leaf village hospital to come and look at the new medical report and get her opinion on it. The 2 doctors quickly look through it and find an envelope at the back with a wax seal of a bellflower shutting it closed. Sara looks at it and says "What is this Naruto-kun and what is the wax seal for?"

Everybody in a room watches as his face goes red and says "they are photographs of her injuries from the attack the wax seal was to make sure nobody can look at them because I was told that she had to have her clothes removed for them to be taken."

Sara with a small smile on her face says "so have you seen the photos Naruto-kun?"

Naruto sent her a glare and says "of course not I am not her doctor and I have no business looking at any photographs of her like that and I will not betray her trust like that." Both doctors smile at his red face and begin to look at the photographs along with all the new information becoming angrier and angrier as they look them.

(Up in Daimyō tier)

The Daimyō's sister smiles and says "he is definitely the little charmer. Not to mention he's kinda cute."

Her brother looks at her and says "fishing for a new husband already little sister?"

She looks at him and says "No but he is 12 years old so he is only 4 years older than Naho."

"And if you remember father was 15 years older than mother when they got married." Her brother begin to rub his chin and says "you are correct and a marriage between our 2 families would help strengthen the old bonds between the Land of Fire and the Land of Whirlpools."

His wife speaks up from his side and says "If he's not interested I know he adopted all of those children from the orphanage and if I remember correctly his family does not care about that once you are in the family whether it is born into the family or adopted you are an Uzumaki. Perhaps he would be willing to talk about a marriage between one of them and Naho."

(Main floor)

Hiruzen with a look on his face not too many people have seen outside of battle and the face that had earned him the title of the god of shinobi. As he is looks at Hiashi he says "You better hope that is not true or I will be adding a charge of treason for the attempted murder of a Leaf village kunoichi.

Hiyoko Closes the folder with his eyes closed. Taking a deep breath before looking at the Daimyō and says "Your lordship never in my 50 years of being a medical practitioner have I seen anything as disturbing as that."

"And to tell you the truth it is taking everything I have right now not to break my Hippocratic Oath not to inflict pain on him." Sara Walks up to Hiashi and before anybody can stop her she back slaps him across the face. And says "he may not be able to inflict pain because of his oath but I was a kunoichi before I became a doctor."

The Daimyō looks at Hiashi and says "do you have anything you wanna say?" Hiashi crosses his arms and says "how I train my daughters is my own clan's business. If she was not as weak as she was and not a disgrace to herself by hanging out with these lesser people, she may have been a proper heir to the clan."

The Daimyō's Face become stone like and says "Inoichi Yamanaka please confirm what we have learned here today by your clans ability."

Inoichi walks up to Hiashi while he is doing hand signs and places his hand on the back of his head and says "mind walking (Psycho Mind Transmission) Jutsu." After a few moments he steps back with a look of disgust on his face as he has a mental picture in his mind of Hinata on the ground covered in blood but it is soon overlap with a bloody Ino. Inoichi, with a single tear going down his cheek, he says "it's true."

Inoichi who had managed to get himself in control then says "I watched the entire fight. Not only was her father in the room but the entire Hyuuga council along with all of the elders in the main branch family. And none of them did anything to stop it even when Hanabi started crying asking for it to stop."

The Daimyō who had previously met the shy and quiet girl at a social gathering felt as if a dagger had been plunged into his heart. In a voice that demanded respect he says "After hearing and seeing all of this evidence I hereby sentence you to life in prison along with everyone else that was in that room excluding Hanabi as she is the one to try and get her sister help. I am also ordering all of theirs and your personal bank accounts and all businesses will be handed over to Hinata in compensation.

Hiashi shooting up to his feet saying "you cannot do that it will destroy the Hyuuga clan. By removing the main branch elders and the council."

The Daimyō looks down his nose and says "Do not presume to tell me what I can and cannot do take him away."

Hiashi delivered two Palm thrusts at the two samurai at his sides. Then looks at Naruto and says "This is all your fault if I am going down I'll take you with me." Covering his hands in chakra sprinting forward before anybody can move.

With a bored look on his face Naruto says "Bakudō #30. Shitotsu Sansen [ Beak-Piercing Triple Beam]" as he began generating a burst of crackling yellow energy in his palm, as he begins to use the energy to draw an inverted yellow triangle, which generates solidified energy in the shape of smaller triangles from its three points. The smaller triangles then fire at Hiashi pinning him against the nearby wall slamming into his body hitting both of his shoulders and his stomach the three places managed to form the shape of a perfect triangle and immobilizing him.

Hiruzen activated a seal on the desk summoning a team of ANBU with Neko in the front and says "arrest him." The team of ANBU look at Hiashi who is still pinned to the wall then at Naruto with Neko who says "will you please release him Naruto-kun?" Waving his hand the yellow triangles disappear making him fall flat on his face. The team quickly have him in handcuffs.

Hiruzen says "and once you have him in a cell you are to go to the Hyuuga compound and arrest the entire Hyuuga clan council along with all of the elders in the main branch family. And if any of them give you a hard time you are free to use lethal force."

Before he could be walked away Hiashi looks at Naruto and says "you may have gotten rid of me for now but I have powerful friends Uzumaki. You destroyed my family so it is only fitting that I would destroy yours. You might be strong but what about all those brats that you adopted? You won't always be able to protect them especially when they are sleeping in their beds when you're out on a mission."

Naruto simply walks back over to his chair sitting down before looking at him and says "You might have powerful friends but I will tell you this I have a great swell of sorrow and pity for any poor individual who comes to my compound looking to cause trouble."

Once he was out of the room everybody in the room was looking at him acting as if no one was looking at him Naruto picks up a glass of water and takes a drink and says "and that Ladies and gentlemen is the reason you never cross an Uzumaki."

Hiruzen Let out a tired sigh wishing that he could just hang up his hat.

Suddenly there was a tapping sound of a walking cane on the floor and the man that Naruto recognized as Danzo is doing it, getting everybody's attention and says. "I am rather curious how you came up on these new abilities. As nothing in any of my reports show this and as one of the leaders in this village I want you to tell me how you came across them."

Naruto takes another drink from his glass and says "I'm sorry to inform you but you do not have the clearance level for that information."

Danzo narrows his one good eye and says "I am one of this village's elders I have the highest clearance in the village and in the Land of Fire." With Naruto replying "I'm sorry your clearance is not going to work in this matter as it is a Land of Whirlpool secret."

Hiruzen says "that is enough Danzo. Lord Uzumaki has the right to protect his clan's secrets like any other clan."

Before anything else can be said a Falcon mask ANBU appears in the room and says "I'm sorry for interrupting your meeting Lord Hokage but I think you should know a horde of children have a launched a pranking war and the village has been caught in the middle of it." As everybody in the room instantly looks at Naruto with him saying "Oh sure blame the Uzumaki in the room. That is profiling" while he is crossing his arms. All the clan heads and Hiruzen continue to stare at him. Caving underneath the pressure he let out a breath and says "fine tell the brats if they don't behave that you will tell Eiko the head cook to cancel desert tonight" getting a nod of the head before the ANBU leaves the room.

Everybody in the room can hear silent laughing coming from the Daimyō's wife and sister. Then his sister says "Lesson number one when dealing with rambunctious kids always threaten to take their desert away to make them behave." With his wife saying "or Husbands." Making the uncle and the niece pout.

Hiruzen getting everybody's attention says "let's move on to the next item on the schedule. Which is a meeting between the delegates from the sand village" looking at an ANBU by the door he says "please send them in."

Gaara and Temari and Kankurō along with Baki walk into the room each one of them giving a bow to Hiruzen and says "greetings Lord Hokage." Hiruzen put on his grandfather like smile and says "I'm glad you could make it today. Now let's get right to it" as he picked up some papers off the desk. Over the course of the next 3 and a half hours they talk about a new treaty between the Land of Wind and the Land of Fire. With Hiruzen having to silence Homura and Koharu along with Danzo when they kept demanding more and more from them.

Baki looks at the new temporary treaty and says "we will go back to the sand village and present this to our council." Hiruzen nods his head and says "very well now does anyone else has anything they want to add before they leave?"

Naruto raises his hand and says "I do" then looks at them and says "it is nice to see you again. Have there been any problems with your brother's seal since I fixed it?" Temari looks at him and says "no Lord Uzumaki in fact we've been able to get closer to him than we have in a long time."

Naruto says "that is good to know now if you remember at the meeting I had with you yesterday I had a matter that I had to discuss with you." Seeing them nodding their heads. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a scroll releasing the contents that being a stack of paperwork. He then says "I found a contract at my compound as my family always kept duplicates one copy being here in the leaf village and the second back at home it was between the Whirlpool Village and the Sand Village that was made in the Second war that was never completed."

Naruto looks at one of the paper and says "there is now an outstanding debt of a large monetary compensation that will have to be paid."

Temari looks at him and says "I don't know how our Village will ever be paying it. We can barely get by as it is being in the middle of a desert doesn't give us many opportunities to make money."

Naruto looks at her with a confused look on his face and says "I think you misunderstood me. What is happening is it's not your village that owe the money it is the village of Whirlpools."

Looking at one of the pieces of paper he says "a contract was made between our two villages with my village buying a large quantity of sandstone and other materials that are found in the desert of the land of wind. And they were delivered on time but before the payment could be sent the country was attacked."

He then says "in the contract it states clearly what would happen if the payment was late and that is we would have to pay penalties plus interest for however long it was late. We are now at 39 years being late." He then takes out an abacus and begins to crunch the numbers writing down on a piece of paper.

As three of the sand ninja's look at him with a look of shock on their faces. After a few minutes he looks up and says "if my calculations are correct this is the total amount my village now owes you." Handing out a piece of paper with Baki walking up to take it. The moment he looks at it his one good eye goes wide both Temari and Kankurō were looking over his shoulder when Kankurō sees the amount written on the paper four hundred 33 million ryo and faints.

Temari who had taken the paper from him and became a babbling mess saying "thiiiiss Moorre Thennn wewe canan makke innn tennn yyyyears ininn mmmmissions aalonee."

Naruto looks at her and says "You are correct that is a great deal of money which is why I cannot give it all to you right now It would hurt your village more than help it" seeing that he was getting a confused look at him form the two Sand Ninja and Gaara standing there not showing any emotion on his face. He then says "Your village has been on the verge of bankrupt for a long time to suddenly have this influx of money would hurt your economy making the prices of everything skyrocket."

Before he could say anything else Hiruzen managed to say "He is correct I have seen this happen before." All of the clan heads nod their head in agreement with Shikaku saying "It would probably be better if he paid it off in small quantities that way your Village and your economy can slowly adjust to the change."

Baki nods his head and says "You are correct In your assessment that it would hurt our village more than helping right now."

Naruto then says "I do hope this will not turn your village off doing business with my family in the future. Because along with the contract I also found a prototype seal that my family was in the process of making for your village and once I finish it I will be willing to give it to your village free of charge as an apology."

Temari looked at the boy she is beginning to have a great sense of respect for especially with him honoring a contract that was now going to save her village but could have easily been lost to time and her Village would have never known about it. As she stands there and looks at him she can easily picture what he's going to look like in the future which makes her cheeks go red.

Gaara looks at him and speaks for the first time and says "what is this seal and what does it do?" While crossing his arms.

Naruto with his smile on his face picks up a piece of paper and hands it out to Baki before continuing. He then says "it is basically an invisible barrier that will go over your village and will work like a pair of sunglasses by reducing the brightness outside and the heat of your village which would mean your village citizens would not have to worry about getting sunburned because it would protect them from the sun's rays and at night all of the heat that was exhausted during the day can be used to help heat your village during the night."

Baki and Temari both have look of shock on their faces at hearing this. Both of them knowing that the scorching sun during the day was one of biggest problems in the village and how cold it could get at night and now here was someone offering them to fix one of their greatest problems.

Kankurō who had now woken up and was told by his sister what just happened looks at him and says "You just have all the answers to everything don't you? I don't suppose you could solve the water problems too then?" As he began chuckling to himself at the thought of it.

With a puzzled look on his face Naruto says "I will look into it and see what I can do but I can't make any promises." Before they leave Naruto says "I will be in contact with you soon to work out a payment plan." Getting a nod of the head back.

Spending another hour going over various objects Hiruzen says "I believe we've gotten everything on the schedule covered for today so I call this meeting to an end."

[Outside the tower]

As the clan heads leave the Tower they are met with a hilarious sight of at least 8 children stuck in a tree calling out for help because it is surrounded by crocodiles and are snapping at them. Off to the side is at least a dozen ANBU along with a dozen Chunin and Jounin and ANBU whose cloaks are stained with paint with a female standing in the front with a crocodile mask whose cloak has giant red spots all over it.

Slowly walking up to the tree Naruto looks at the ANBU and says "I always told you guys you need to add more color to your clothing I'm glad you're finally seeing my way." For this comment he was smacked upside the back of the head by Crocodile. As she look at him she says "we are sending you our dry cleaning bill for this Uzumaki." With the rest of them nodding their heads in agreement.

Naruto looks up and says "you kids really messed up Crocodile here she has no sense of humor. Not a single funny bone in her entire body."

Crocodile looks at him and placed her hands on her hips and says "I do to have a sense of humor." That makes all of her colleagues look at her along with all the crocodiles on the ground with looks that clearly said no you don't.

As he started to walk away the kids call out to him for help. Looking over his shoulder and says "Don't worry about her little pets scratch them under their chin to get them to stop snapping at you because they are just big babies."

As for Crocodile just get out a spider she's terrified of them and she will always scream like a little girl when she sees one." As he begins to run away hearing the female scream out "Uzumaki" as she gave chase.

Temari who had been standing outside waiting for them to come out so she could talk to him looks at this with a shocked expression on her face seeing him act like that when he had been so serious in the meeting. She then looks at the nearest clan head who happened to be Tsume. And so she asked her "is he bipolar? Because I'm getting confused. First he was an idiot wearing an orange jumpsuit, then he was all serious, now he's back to being an idiot again."

Tsume looks at her and says "We don't know we've never been able to get him to sit still long enough to be tested just like his mom. The common belief is that yes they are." Everybody else in the group nods their head In agreement.

{Omake Anko Noble Quest for the book}

Anko Mitarashi was standing in the bedroom of her apartment in front of a wall with a giant map of the village. The map had several dozen pictures of people along with places around the village. Some of the pictures had a red x in it, with different colors of string attached. Anko had just put an x through the ramen shop.

She then begins to talk to herself says "Where have you hidden this book brat? I'm going to find it one way or another." Tapping one of the other pictures that show the Academy "Perhaps a check here again." She was brought out of her thoughts by a loud banging on her front door quickly walking through the apartment she opens her front door to find Kurenai standing there with her arms crossed she then says "I knew you wouldn't be ready we have a mission we need to get going so get dressed now." Grabbing her left arm and dragged her through the apartment and back into her bedroom.

Kurenai, the moment she sees the giant map and the pictures, she pinches her nose and says "you know you're never going to find that book so why do you keep on looking for it?"

Anko pulls her arm free and says "don't underestimate me I'm going to find the book and I'm gonna claim the mission pay for it. Then I'm going to use every single prank in it to pay him back." As she began to laugh and walk over to the wall and says "I think I've made a breakthrough I've already eliminated his apartment along with several other areas and it's only a matter of time before I find it." And point to several different areas he is known to hang out I haven't checked.

Kurenai then says "Anko we do not have time for your obsession with this book. Now get dressed properly that includes pants and putting on underwear. As we are meeting several nobles and acting as security guards at a party."

Anko looks at her and says "what is wrong with my outfit Kurenai?"

Kurenai says "There are more things wrong with it than I can count and we do not have time for this just get dressed now. I'll be in the living room." As she walk out the room and close the door.

Anko Shouted "that I will get dressed properly but you owe me a trip to the dumpling store as she walks over to her dresser and open the third drawer pulling out a nice shirt closing it in pulling open the second one "I'm pulling out a pair of pants" before closing it and making for the bathroom before remembering that she had to grab a set of underwear. Quickly opening the drawers without looking at it grab the first pair on the top and quickly slammed it closed.

Had Anko look in the drawer she would have notice that when she grabbed the pair of underwear it revealed a book inside with the title Naruto's super awesome pranks book.

Several minutes later she opens the door to her bedroom standing there in a nice outfit and says "fine I'm ready happy now?"

Kurenai nods her head and answers "good let's go" and makes for the front door. With Anko following her and slamming her bedroom door closed making it shake along with the wall and the dresser next to it this create an avalanche in the top drawer as her underwear Fell on top of the book hiding it once more.