From Ninja to Shinigami
Chapter 28: Encounters with the Crow
By: jacke44
[Uzumaki compound morning of the mission]
Naruto was currently sitting at his desk. In front of him was a group of 5 people consisting of Ikkaku Madarame, Yumichika Ayasegawa, Izuru Kira, Shūhei Hisagi, and Rangiku Matsumoto.
Naruto looks at them and says "thank you all for coming. As you know I will be going out on a mission soon. I requested you to stay at my compound while I'm gone as a security force due to an incident that took place a couple days ago. Someone made a threat to my family so I wanna take precautions while I'm gone.
I have gotten permission from your village and each of you will be paid for a C rank mission for the duration of it. Your main mission is to patrol the compound and act as security guards. Anyone attempting to enter the compound unauthorized is to be detained at all cost. If you feel you must kill them do so. I am going to place Izuru as team leader."
He slides a new device to them and says "Thanks to Mayuri and Kisuke along with my parents the both of them were able to work together and come up with this new chakra secure network through the combination of technology from your Soul Society and Fūinjutsu they were able to make a new Network that goes over my compound invisible to the naked eye.
These devices will tell you if anyone enters my compound and will show you the exact location of them. And it cannot be fooled by someone trying to hide underneath the transformation technique or Genjutsu. Any invaders are going to show up as red dots and members of my clan will show up as green. As each person in my clan is wearing a special medallion that is registered in this new net that has been placed over my compound."
He thinks to himself 'I wish I could have brought mom and dad back but it's too dangerous right now for them to be here and with mom working at the wave Academy and dad working with the toads gathering more information on this mysterious group that is causing trouble that Jiraiya had begun to investigate so neither one of them are available right now to do it.'
Naruto says "do any of you have questions that you wish to ask?" Rangiku raises her hand and says "Are we allowed to drink sake? I know when you were back in the land of waves you were trying to limit the children interaction with it when the adults were drinking it." He looks at her to say "yes you can but you will have to follow the rules which are no getting drunk in front of the children. If you feel yourself getting drunk you are to take yourself to your room. But from what I understand all of you are quite adaptive at drinking it so that should not be a problem."
Rangiku begins to think to herself about him 'strong and smart not to mention he's good looking and along with being one of the best cooks I have ever seen and good with kids and from what Yoruichi said at the meeting he is a demon in the bed he is the ultimate trifecta.' She then licks her lips thinks to herself 'when I get a chance I'm so gonna try and get me some of that.' She then places her hand on her pink cheeks as images of her in a wedding dress having a large wedding with him appear in her head.
Naruto along with all of the other men look at her as she is giggling to herself. Naruto looks at Izuru and ask him "is she always like this?" Getting a round of nods. Shaking his head he says "I got things I gotta take care of. I'll see you when I get back from my mission" as he gets up and leave the room.
As he opened the door Saori and Arisu fell to the floor as they had been trying to listen in making everybody in the room chuckle. Naruto looks back at Ikkaku and says "do you think you can give the two of them some pointers on how to use spears as it their weapon of choice?"
Ikkaku looks at the two girls picking themselves up off the floor and says "I can give them a few pointers."
Naruto then says "just remember they are human and they haven't took the serum that will give them the durability of a Soul Reaper." He received a nod of a head back. Then Naruto says "when I get back I better not find their head's shaved." This makes both Saori and Arisu put their hands on their head trying to protect their hair.
With a laugh Naruto then head's out as he is passing through a courtyard, he sees that Tsume is sitting on one of the benches holding one of the infants in her arms. As she is watching Noriko and Ashia having a sparring match which was quite comical because of their age what made it even funnier was Nel was acting as referee but she kept on rooting for both sides.
Walking up to the group Naruto can see Tsume is not only holding the baby but is also breast feeding it. Upon seeing this his cheeks go red he knows from his various volunteering at the hospital that a medical Ninjutsu technique was made for women to be able to do this. So it did not bother him as much as it normally would most boys or men.
He was also well informed about this from his various mother, big sister figures growing up who would get angry when people would put women down for doing this and they made him understand that it was a perfectly normal thing. And as she had a towel wrapped around the head of the baby hiding her breast from view her modesty was not an issue.
Tsume looks up to see him giving a nod of head she then says "you've gotten better. Last time you saw me doing this to my sister's kid you could not even make eye contact."
Naruto decides to ignore her and instead says "team Alpha assemble in front of me" Noriko, Ashia, and Nel move quickly to stand in front of him as he says "I will be going out on a mission but before I leave, I have a mission for you while I am gone." Reaching into his pocket he pulls out a picture and says "here is your target. Have fun" as he also hand's over a small stack of ryo and says "that should be enough for supplies."
Noriko looks up and says "what did he do Big Brother?"
Naruto with his Fox like grin says "he decided he wanted to poke a sleeping Fox." He then uses flash step and disappears.
Tsume says "let me see who your target is then maybe I can give you some advice" with Noriko showing her mother the picture revealing the picture to be of Asuma knowing why he would have him targeted she begins to laugh at the antics that is going to happen. She look at them and says "I think I will come out and help you. I used to team up with Kushina and Mikoto back in the day. We were quite the little pranksters ourselves."
[Front village gate]
As soon as Naruto appeared in front of the shack his ears are bombarded by the high pitched voice of Ino that she used back in the Academy saying "your late Naruto."
Using his pinky to try and pop his ears back as he sees his team standing ready he then looks at her and says "Ino a Shinobi is never late nor can he be early as he will arrive precisely when he means to." He then look at that them with a cheesy grin.
Anko along with Kotetsu and Izumo broke down laughing. Ino was looking at Naruto who is now chatting with Choji. She is thinking to herself 'please, please, if I do manage to convince him to accept me as one of his wives let our children get my brain.' Tenten who looks at her and says "at least its better then him screaming about youth or him having a stick up his ass." To which Ino nods her head and says "your right."
Naruto now standing in front the team and says "we are going to check all of the gambling houses and dens and we will be checking in with the loan sharks as well as we make our way to Tanzaku Quarters." Getting a round of nods of the head he then says "good then let's head out." Before they could leave Ino decides to poke fun of him one more time and says "aren't you forgetting something Naruto?" Naruto looks at her with a confused look on his face and says "no."
Ino now sporting her own cheesy grin says "where's your little security guards?" Making the whole group laugh at him.
After traveling a few hours Ino remembers that Naruto had previously said he would tell her about her new boots. She then called out and says "so what exactly do these boots do? You didn't mention it in your letter the other night."
Naruto decreases his speed so that he is back with the group and looked at his watch and says "OK we're gonna take a 15 minute break and I will explain them to you."
After finding a small clearing and breaking out a few drinks he looks at her and says "ok the first thing you should know is that they are called Dirty Boots but unlike Choji and the previous person to wield this power the only connection you have is you both like fashion.
The strength of Dirty Boots increases as they become dirtier, regardless of whether it is from mud, blood, or any other substance. With them, you will be able to use physical attacks strong enough to create tremors on the ground upon striking it.
These boots will also enable you to be able to move at speeds greater than a normal human's. By which I mean you might be able to match Lee in speed after he opened his 3 inner gates to begin with, this might increase as you train.
To activate them you start by rubbing the boots together. Now upon activation, the boots extend further up your legs, and will became like an armor it is generated on the shoulders and forearms, and a scarf will be generated around your neck, and a dark-colored hat will appear on your head with a cloth hanging in front of the right side of the face." Ino was now looking at the boots with a look of interest.
Naruto says "one of the reasons I chose you for this was because of your long slender legs they will make you an expert candidate for it and when the time comes I will help you achieve the second form which won't be for a while."
Choji stops eating his snack and says "I've been meaning to ask you how were you able to fly back at the tournament."
Naruto replies "I wasn't really flying per say what I do is I gather Reishi which is also called the spiritual aspect of our chakra underneath my feet then I connected to the Reishi in the air itself. And that gives the illusion of me flying."
Everybody in the group nods their heads understanding what he was saying. Naruto looks at them and says "technically I could teach you how to do it as well but I'm not going to teach Ino how to do it." Ino places her hands on her hips and looks at him and says "and why not."
Naruto looks at her and says "if I do a lot of bad things can happen because people always say yeah that's gonna happen when pigs fly." He then quickly dashes off in the distance laughing like a maniac. Ino who was in shock for a moment before quickly giving chase yelling every kind of threat she could think of at him. The group listened as she chased him around.
"I swear to fucking god when I get a hold of you I am going to kick your god damn ass so fucking hard Naruto Uzumaki and when I get done with you god damn ass hole your sorry ass is going to have a property of Ino fucking Yamanaka stamp stand across it you fucking bastard."
Naruto laughing his head off yelling "you gotta put some ryo in the swear jar now Ino and do you kiss your mother with that mouth." Ino yells "I will give you a fucking swear jar."
Anko begins to laugh as she looks at the other two and says "let's go make sure she doesn't kill our team leader."
[Hidden Leaf T&I interview room]
Ibiki and Inoichi are both standing in front of a table with Sasuke Uchiha sitting in a chair while he is glaring at them he then says "why am I here I demand that you release me and where is Kakashi as a member of the Uchiha clan I am ordering you tell me."
Ibiki crosses his arms and sends a hard and look at him then says "you can demand all you want you're not leaving this room until we are finished with you and as for Kakashi he was punished by the Hokage for failure to follow orders and was demoted to Genin."
Sasuke gets up and says "I am leaving and I'm gonna talk to the council and have you both fired."
Suddenly 2 ANBU members appeared behind him they then make him sit back down in the chair then one of them takes out a set of handcuffs and handcuff him to the chair while the second member places a tag on the back of his neck suppressing his chakra.
Inoichi says "we were going to do this the easy way and ask you a few questions and talk to you but now because of you being so rude believing that you have power over us just because of who your clan is. As I am the head of one to 10 original clan of this village so you have no rank over me."
Then says "the Hokage has received reports of you using the cursed seal of heaven during the invasion during which when you tried to attack a civilian. Due to these reports your mental capability has been brought into question."
Sasuke looks at him and says "and why should I not be able to use it when it will finally give me the power so I can use it to kill my brother seeing as how this village keeps holding me back. If they would have properly trained me I could kill him a long time ago for what he did to my family. But at every single turn I am blocked at first by that joke you calling an Academy then I get placed on a team of losers. Then get stuck doing the most worthless missions possible when my skills are not being tested.
Then when I finally get a chance to prove myself and power my clan I find out that the Hokage decide to denied me my birthright and had me disqualified."
Ibiki takes a step forward and slammed his hand on the table then says "that is the kind of attitude of why you are here. You think because you're from a clan you think the world revolves around you. Here is a news flash for you brat that's not how the world works.
And here's another piece of information for you. I'm actually glad Itachi killed off your clan. Your clan has been nothing but trouble since its founding. You always think that you are some kind of gods just because you have eyes that let you have a little magic trick. I have personally kicked the crap out of several of your clan even with their eyes." He then crosses his arms and says "I remember the night I heard about the incident I personally bought a round of drinks at the bar to celebrate your clan demise."
Ibiki looks at the boy and says "you know Itachi must have known how pathetic and weak you were going to be not to kill you too I mean he even killed all the infants. He must have saw you as more pathetic and weaker than even them." He then begins to laugh at the look of rage on the boy's face.
Sasuke then attempted to attack him but was held in place by the ANBU. Ibiki with smirk on his face says "attempting to attack a superior officer that's a 72 hour hold in the hole. Which will begin when this is over. And I see no reason to inform the council as it does not fall under their power."
Inoichi had to suppress a smirk knowing that his colleague had purposely goaded him into attempting to attack him. He walks around the table coming up behind him and goes through a set of hand signs and places his hand on the back of his head saying "mind walking (Psycho Mind Transmission) Jutsu."
[Sasuke Mindscape]
Inoichi was floating in a void where dozens of red spheres are floating around him that contain Sasuke memories. He says "this cannot be correct red represents hatred. I have never seen this many red spheres usually there are dozens of colors representing the different emotions and feelings." He slowly begins to slowly look through them.
[Interview room]
Ibiki watches Inoichi as he steps back and begins to walk out the door to the hallway. Ibiki looks at the ANBU and says "put him in holding cell number 6 for a 72 hour hold. Anybody who attempts to let him out will have to answer to me."
[Hallway]
Ibiki looks at Inoichi and asks "how bad is it." Inoichi shakes his head and says "I have never seen a mind like that it is nothing but fury and anger. The boy has nothing else in his entire head. He is consumed with killing his brother to the point where he cannot express any other emotion."
Inoichi then says "how he got past the Academy test to test for his mental capabilities will have to be looked at because someone did not do their job. There is no way he can operate as a ninja until we can get this fixed. I'm going to have to have him pulled out of the program."
At that moment Sasuke along with the 2 members of ANBU walk out of the room with Sasuke in shackles.
Suddenly a member of the T&I runs up to Ibiki and says "Sir we just got confirmation that Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki were spotted in the village and engaged in a fight with Asuma, Kurenai, and Guy it would seem they came looking for Naruto but they were driven off no word on how they managed to get into the village."
Sasuke upon hearing his brother's name began to fight the ANBU shouting out "let me go I have to fight him now is my chance." Due to him struggling one of the members hit him on the back of the neck knocking him out. He is soon being dragged away.
Ibiki looks at the T&I member and says "begin an investigation. I wanna know how they got into this village."
Inoichi begin to chuckle to himself and says "Naruto's not even here and he is still able to causing trouble."
Ibiki looks at him and says "you do realize your daughter is on a mission with the boy she has a crush on."
Inoichi says "and how do you know she has a crush on Naruto."
"I never said it was Naruto you did but you have to remember what is to stop her from shacking with him while on the mission. I mean it's not like Anko will stop them" he then begins to walk away. Leaving a white face Inoichi who now has a picture of his little Ino with a large stomach. He then says "I think it's time I bought myself a sword and I wonder if that chastity belt is still inside the trunk in the attic."
[Naruto's hunting team]
As the team approach one of the gambling towns Anko looks at Naruto who is now carrying Ino on his back. So she decided to poke fun of her and says "I think you have that position wrong isn't he supposed to get you from behind if you know what I mean. If you'd like I'll be happy to give you both some tips."
Both Naruto and Ino go red in the face. Naruto looks at Ino to say "why am I giving you a pi..." but before he could finish his sentence. Ino grab both his cheeks she then says "if you so much as finish that sentence I'm going to rip off these whiskers." As she begin to pull his cheeks out.
Naruto cries out "ow, ow, ow come on Ino-chan I said I was sorry let go please." Ino pulls and says "what was that I think you miss pronounced my name." Naruto who is beginning to get tears in the corner of his eyes says "ok, ok, I'm sorry Ino-sama."
Ino hops off Naruto's back and begins to rub her hands together says "that should teach you to respect my authority." Naruto then sends her an evil look.
[Inside Naruto mind]
A chibi Naruto is watching a chibi Ino with a large pair of binoculars as she walks around the corner and she then sees a poster for a 75% off shoe sale with an arrow pointing in the direction of the sale. She quickly begins to run in the direction of the sale. She quickly sees a second poster with another arrow making a sharp turn she follow the posters around the village. As she is stopping to catch her breath she did not notice that she's in the spot that she started and the poster had changed it now read 40% all dresses with an address at the bottom 1313 mockingbird lane. The chibi Ino quickly writers down the address and runs off in the direction she believe it is she did not notice the laughing on the rooftop.
Up on the rooftop the small army of chibi Naruto's are making more posters that read free makeover to the first 100 customers and running off in a different direction. Naruto had to laugh at the picture in his head knowing that she would fall for it.
[Road outside of town]
Naruto leads the team into the forest to a small clearing in the forest. Then they watch as he walks forward where he then crosses his fingers and says "shadow clone Jutsu." Suddenly the clearing is filled with 100 clones. Naruto says "we will be breaking into four teams."
Naruto points at a random clone and says "you take Alpha team and begin your mission" the clone and 24 other clones use the flash step and vanish. He then points at a second clone says "you take beta team and begin looking for any leads on Tsunade." The clone and the team quickly leave. Naruto looks at the remaining clones "you will be designated team Gamma and will all remain here and begin to practice the leaf cutting exercise. I want 3 of you to dispel yourself every hour." The clones quickly head over to a nearby tree to collect a leaf and begin the orders.
Naruto turns to see Ino and Tenten both have a look of confusion on their faces. Anko looks at him with a nod of the head. And Choji did not seem much concerned with it.
Naruto then says "good now we are going to be the Delta team. We are going to the village and we are going to find a bar or a restaurant to set up a base." Anko looks at him and says "Naruto if you keep this up you will be a Jounin in no time."
Tenten looks at her and asked "what do you mean?"
Anko crosses her arms and says "I'm guessing the first team he sent out was to secure the village and to be on the lookout for any hostile enemies. And I have no doubt they will be hiding underneath the transformation technique and since the shadow clones can send the memories back to the original almost instantaneously this gives him eyes all over the village. The second team that he sent out was to find information about our target again covering a large area in the least amount of time.
The third team that he has practicing the leaf cutting exercise shows he is also taking his training seriously by continuously training even during a mission. Then he is having us setting up base in a bar which is known to be a place to get information quickly all of this shows good judgment which I will be putting in my report."
Naruto nods his head and says "your right but the first team has a second objective I'm sure you've noticed my sunglasses what you don't know is they were upgraded by a friend of mine they now have a small computer inside of them and with them I can see through most Genjutsu and tell if somebody is wearing a transformation technique and can tell me if it is a clone as most clones do not give off life signs such as a heartbeat and usually have a coat of chakra that surrounds their body.
And it has a built in bingo book for ninja and civilian with facial recognition. It gives me all available information on them. That way if my clones come across a low level individual they can attempt to capture them in fact since we have been standing here my clones have captured 3 D rank missing ninjas that never officially graduated from the Academy in the land of lightning but are wanted by Ay for stealing village property for a grand total of 50,000 Ryo."
Both Tenten and Choji had looks of shock on their faces while they knew what a computer was they were not widely used and quite expensive only the wealthy and certain groups in the villages were able to use them such as the hospital and T&I division.
[Luxury restaurant]
Naruto opens the door for the group they are quickly met by a waitress who gives a bow and says "welcome Lord Uzumaki we are honored to have you here today we have your table waiting for you if you will please follow me." The group was quickly lead to a private table in the corner of the restaurant. The waitress then quickly hands out the menus and says "can I get you anything to drink to start with?" Quickly taking a drink order she then quickly goes to the kitchen.
Ino looks at Naruto and says "if this is how you do a mission sign me up for all your missions." Tenten was quickly nodding in agreement.
Naruto says "do not get to comfortable we will not be eating like this all the time and not all my missions will be like this. This was just a special treat as this is my first mission."
Ino then says "how do you get a table so quickly and the fact the waitress was able to recognize you have you been here before." Naruto shakes his head "no I sent a shadow clone ahead." The waitress returned with the drinks and takes everybody's order for the food that they wanted.
[Random Street]
After having lunch their group then begin to search the village for any leads on Tsunade. They had just left one of the casinos when Naruto suddenly froze his face going white.
Anko who was the first to see it says "from your face I'm going to take a guess and say one of your clones just dispel and we have company and not the good kind."
Ino and Tenten and Choji turn to see Naruto nodding he head. Tenten says "who is it?"
Naruto looks at the group and says "the first is Itachi Uchiha and the second one is the monster of the Hidden Mist and tailless Tailed Beast Kisame Hoshigaki."
Now Anko's face now matches Naruto's as she then says "fuck two S rank missing ninja's."
Naruto then crosses his arms and says "that's not the worst of it. They attacked my clones I had training. It would seem they come for me because of the 9 tailed Fox."
Ino says "what are we going to do now?"
Naruto looks at them and says "first what we have to do is keep them out of the village that way we do not in danger the civilians. Then we are going to try to separate them." He looks at Anko "you will take Tenten and Choji and will attempt to draw away Kisame. Ino and I will engage Itachi."
Naruto reaches down to his belt and suddenly there's a large puff of smoke signaling a storage seal release. Sanding text to him is a large object wrapped in white cloth. With his fox like grin he says "I believe this is right up your alley Anko."
Anko lift an eyebrow and says "what is it?"
Naruto let out a small laugh and says "allow me to introduce you to Senren Bakusatsu Taihō (Thousand Soul-Killing Cannon): [N/A it is the weapon used by Ururu. And yes I know I just gave Anko Mitarashi a rocket launcher but come on that weapon will fit her personality perfectly.]
Naruto then says "all you have to do is point it at the target and channel your Reishi through it and since we do not time for you to learn how to use your Reishi the normal way I'm going to have to give you a serum similar to one I gave Tenten and Choji. And yes Ino you have to take it to."
[Itachi and Kisame POV]
Kisame let out a little chuckle and says "I did not expect for the fox brat to be able to use such an advanced technique as the shadow clones."
Itachi who replies in his calm voice showing no emotion says "Uzumaki Naruto has always been unpredictable. You would do well to not to underestimate him. By the time that he was 9 years old he was able to prank members of the ANBU."
Kisame with a grin like a shark says "are you speaking from experience?"
Itachi stops and turns to look at him and says "no I was never a victim of one his pranks."
When suddenly a male voice says "you know you're not supposed to lie. I'm pretty sure Mikoto would not like to find out that one of her sons is a liar."
Both Itachi and Kisame look up to see Naruto standing on a tree branch in front of his team. Naruto then says "how's it going Weasel? It's been a long time you never call you never write" as he put his hand on his heart and says "I'm hurt."
Then He says "you know you and your brother seem to have the same problem you only surround yourself with men. Is there something we should know about the Uchiha clan?"
Kisame looks at Naruto and says "did I hear you right you actually managed to prank him?
Naruto nods his head and says "one time I got him with a joy buzzer" this makes Kisame give out a laugh. "Although I don't think it was appropriate for you to put me in a Genjutsu of a world where there's no ramen."
Itachi says "Naruto-kun it would seem that you have grown since the last time I've seen you not only are you a ninja but a Chuunin as well. Now if you please you need to come with us now we do not wanna get this into a complication."
Naruto looks at him and says "yeah I can't do that right now I'm kind of in the middle of my first mission as team leader so check back in a month or make an appointment with my secretary."
Kisame then says "come on Itachi let me chop off his legs" as he is pulling the large object off his back.
Ino having heard someone threaten Naruto she quickly began to rub her boots together while she is discretely pouring writing ink on them that she borrowed from Naruto which quickly gave her the new outfit that he had described. She then says "nobody threatens Naruto-Kun in front of me you overgrown sushi platter." And without thinking she suddenly appeared in front of Kisame and delivered a kick to his stomach which sent a shock wave through the forest sending him rocketing backwards crashing through several trees.
Itachi looks at her with a look of curiosity at the power in her kick while he is thinking to himself 'that kick was on the level of Tsunade.'
Ino with her leg still up in the air slowly lowers it she then jump back up to stand next to Naruto and without looking at him says "I guess you were right these boots are not just made for walking." Naruto turns to her and says "no stealing my stick Ino-chan."
Anko look in the direction that Kisame was sent flying and says "ok you two let's go I'm itching to try out my new weapon" as she and Tenten jump away Choji looks at Naruto and says "if anything happens to Ino I will use you as a practice bowling pin" he then head off in the direction of his teammates.
[Naruto& Ino POV]
Naruto jumps down in front of Itachi with Ino behind him. Naruto looks to the left in the direction the others went. Seeing that they are no longer in hearing range he turns back to Itachi and says "you can stop attempting to cast the Genjutsu on me it's not going to work."
Naruto then says "why are you really here Itachi? And do not say it is because of the 9 tail Fox. Because I know all about the mission you receive from the Hokage concerning your family when they tried to take over the village."
Itachi says "Hiruzen informed you about that?"
Naruto says "no I found the precious treasure of the leaf that you left behind." He then reaches into his pocket and pulled out a photograph throwing it to him.
Itachi catches the photo and sees it is a picture of three little girls in a group hug smiling at the camera. He is able to recognize Ashia as she was a spitting image of her grandmother. A ghost of a smile appears on his face and says "who are the other two?"
Naruto says "they are Noriko Inuzuka and the one with green hair is Nelliel but we call her Nel for short. They are her best friends. All 3 of them want to be kunoichi. And have already started their training."
Naruto then says "once I found out who my parents were I adopted all of the children in the orphanage and I found your letter in the locket that you left inside of it. She has dozens of new brothers and sisters. She also has a handful of aunts and uncles who all love her and will help her become a better person than her family was. But I am making sure she knows not all of her family were bad and that most of them were just misguided."
Itachi nodded his head and says "you are correct and thank you for that."
"And just so you know she doesn't blame you for what happened. She is going to do what you said and become her own person and she has no intention of using her Sharingan that she has already activated after reading your letter."
Ino had stayed silent because she knew what Naruto was doing as he had informed her ahead of time. But then decided to say something. Ino steps forward and says "she is one of the sweetest little girls you could ever meet, even if Naruto has already corrupted her by teaching her and her friends how to pull pranks.
Itachi activated his Sharingan and says "you taught my daughter how to pull pranks" as his hand discreetly went into his cloak.
Naruto crosses his arms and says "it's not my fault all I did was tell her a few stories if she and her friends wanna pull pranks it's their decision not mine. But everybody always wants to blame the Uzumaki. I mean seriously if a fish gets put in an air conditioning system it had to be Uzumaki's fault. If a bucket of water somehow gets put on top of a doorway Uzumaki had be the one to do it and if somebody coats the toilet paper with itching powder the first person they look at is of course the Uzumaki because he is responsible for it."
He then says under his breath "I swear that should be the leaf village motto when all else fails blame the Uzumaki's." This sent Ino into a laughing fit. But she manages to say "9 times out of 10 it is your fault or you had a hand in it."
Itachi then says "I believe when my mother was young she was trying to get a petition to have it change to that because of your mother but she was never able to get enough signatures."
Itachi then reaches in to his cloak and pulls out a scroll and says "I need you to deliver this to Hiruzen I was supposed to meet up with Jiraiya but I will let you do it."
Naruto walks up and takes the scroll and says "there are directions on the back of the photograph if you want to send a letter to her follow them the people there will help you get in contact with her just mention my name." Itachi gives a nod of the head saying "thank you for giving her the family I was never able to do."
Before anything else can happen several large explosions off to the side catches everyone's attention. Naruto says "maybe giving Anko a weapon that shoots explosives was a bad idea." Both Ino and Itachi look at him with blank looks on their faces that clearly said "no duh."
[Anko's team POV]
Kisame, after being kicked and crashing through several trees, ended up bouncing on the ground a couple of times before coming to a stop. He then managed to get to his feet with a hand on his stomach where he had been kicked.
The thinking to himself 'that blonde is going to get it when I get back' while he is also thinking to himself that he had to give her credit as it has been a long time since anybody has landed a hit on him. His reflexes kicking in he quickly dodges to the left as what looks like an arrow made of chakra went flying right were his head would have been.
Anko then says "OK you walking sushi platter while your partner is busy, let us have some fun." As she grabs the large item off her back.
Kisame says "and what is that supposed to be?"
Anko says "not really sure what this is going to do as this the first time I've used it." She then pointed at Kisame holding it like she was told to she began to channel her chakra. And to the shock of everybody a hell fire of objects came shooting out of the front of it. And rained down on Kisame who turned into a puddle of water revealing himself to be a water clone.
Tenten looks at it with stars in her eyes then at Anko and says "when we get done with this I want a turn with it."
Anko who had a grin spread across her face says "maybe." And she had a look in her eyes that had sent men running.
Inside her mind a chibi Anko was attempting to drag a chibi Naruto by his leg into one of the temples where a priestess is waiting to marry them along with all of their friends and off to the side you can see a mountain of dumplings with a miniature Anko and Naruto on top of the pile and with a banner hanging above it that says "congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Uzumaki."
Snapping back into reality Anko and the team was forced to jump back up in the tees as a shout of "water release: great exploding water colliding wave."
From out of nowhere a giant torrent of water came crashing down on them. Once the water has settled the team slowly begin to look around. Tenten seeing a shadow move underwater she quickly began to fire arrows along with Anko unloading a second round at the water.
Kisame as he slowly emerges from the water holding his left shoulder where blood can be seen. Obviously Tenten had been able to wing him with an arrow.
Anko says "whatever you do, do not touch the water he specializes in attacks from it." Kisame then says "I don't need you to touch the water to attack you" as he goes through a set of hand signs calling out "Water Release: Water Shark Bullet Technique"
Thrusting his hand in the direction of Anko, he then manipulated the water and sent it in her direction. As it moves, the body of water had taken the shape of a shark, with additional water following in its wake of it and because of how quickly the shark was moving and because of how much water there was barely any time for the team to jump out the way.
With them now standing on a separate tree branches the team began to think of a plan of attack. Anko then says "ok Tenten let's try and box him in that way he cannot attack anymore." The 2 women begin to unload again forcing Kisame to dodge and begin to run across the water as he is running he threw out the occasional water bullet while he is using his sword to bat away Tenten's arrows and using the replacement Jutsu and water Clone to escape Anko's attacks.
Choji who had not done anything yet as his attacks were meant to be close range clenches his fists while thinking to himself 'there has to be something I can do. I cannot sit back and do nothing while those I care about are in danger.' As he open his eyes he was shocked to see that he had subconsciously activated his arm and his fists was glowing with chakra. Narrowing his eyes he cocks back his arm as if ready to throw a punch he then thrusts it forward. In a blinding show of light a massive blast of energy went flying forward slamming into Kisame the blast was so strong it even parted the water in the small lake that had been made when Kisame had tried to dive underneath it.
After a few moments Kisame rose up from the water panting for breath but before he could say anything Itachi suddenly appeared grabbing him and vanishing.
Anko looks around then she hears a call of a bird she then whistles and Naruto and Ino appears.
Naruto looking down as he is trying to catch his breath and says "let's get the hell out of the area before my clones were dispelled one of them got a lead on Tsunade. And I was right she is heading to Tanzaku Quarters."
Not hearing a response he looks up to see Anko and Tenten in a game of tug-of-war with Senren Bakusatsu Taihō.
[Tug of war game]
Both Anko and Tenten each have one side of Senren Bakusatsu Taihō pulling it backwards and forwards yelling "let it go."
Tenten then says "come on I just wanna try it. You will be able to use it all you want, just let me have one turn."
Anko replies with "no way I've heard reports about you when you get a new weapon in your hand you never return it if you like it" and she pulls harder.
Suddenly Tenten slipped in a puddle of mud along with Anko and the cannon accidentally goes off hitting Naruto with a single shot.
Tenten seeing this discreetly pushes the cannon that had fallen onto the ground with her right foot in the direction of Anko while she is whistling innocently.
Naruto slowly sitting up and looks in their direction getting to his feet. He stomped over to it and picks it up and says "since you two cannot seem to share you can have it back at the end of the mission." Making both of them pout and both of them trying to say they were sorry and that they would stop fighting. Each one of them grabbing one of his legs as he is walking away.
As he is passing by Ino she can hear him muttering under his breath "children I'm surrounded by children."
[Hiruzen POV]
Hiruzen had just reached for his pipe when he had the feeling that Naruto was getting his just deserts for all of the headaches that he had caused him. He looks up at the sound of a knocking at his door and says "come in."
Ibiki walks in and says "I'm here to give my report. It would seem Itachi and Kisame managed to enter the village through the East gate. After the getting into a confrontation the two of them bypassed all the security and managed to escape."
Hiruzen nodded says "I see I would like you to posted extra security at each of the village entrances." Ibiki says "I have already done that they will not be getting back in this village. Here are the reports form all of those involved."
Hiruzen put them to the side to look at when he has time. Then says "good. Now why did Sasuke not leave the T&I building? Why is he now in one of the holding cells?"
Ibiki crosses his arms with a smirk on his face and says "the spoiled brat tried to attack me so I decided to give him a 72 hour hold to cool his head. And the fact that his brother happened to be in the village was also a factor even if I did not know at the time I didn't think it would be a good idea for him to be wandering around. I have no doubt in what Naruto said he would do and go chasing after him. The fact that he demanded that we release him so he could proves that fact to be true." As Ibiki was walks back out of the office Hiruzen says "I found it very amusing watching the security cameras in how you baited him into attack you."
Hiruzen turning to look at the pictures of his team and one of him and Naruto thinks to himself 'I hope you're Ok and good luck you will need it to help you convince her to come back to the village.'
[Omake Asuma's punishment part one]
Asuma Sarutobi was known throughout the village and the Land of Fire as being one of the strongest ninjas as he at one time was a member of the 12 Guardian shinobi.
Hearing his alarm clock go off he reaches out to shut it off. When suddenly another alarm clock started going off followed by another dozen. Quickly sitting up in his bed he sees his room is filled to the brim with alarm clocks going off. What made it worse was it was 3 o'clock in the morning.
After spending a few minutes shutting off all the clocks he tried to figure out how this happened because he knows for a fact that Naruto is out on a mission. Deciding to figure it out later he walks into the bathroom and he begins to use the toilet. Taking a leak he suddenly feels liquid on his feet finding that someone had put Saran wrap on his toilet making it flood to the floor he jumps back.
Looking around he says "I'm not sure what's going on but you're not going to get me again" slowly opening the shower curtain and looks into the shower and does not see anything wrong with it so he stripped off his pajamas and gets in after standing in the hot water for a few minutes noticing that he was out of shampoo.
But he sees a bottle that Kurenai had left, shrugging his shoulders he grabbed the strawberry shampoo puts some of it into his hand and begins to wash his hair and beard letting it sit for a little bit he reaches out and grab his new bar soap and slowly take the wrapper off it and begin to wash his body but after a few moments his skin begin to hurt and to inch all over quickly washing the soap off along with the shampoo in his hair and beard he then looks down at the rapper and read the label lye soap.
After getting out of the shower he grabbed a hand towel to wipe the mirror off from the fog from the shower looking at his reflection he let out a scream as both his hair and beard are now the color of a strawberry.
Quickly making his way to his living room he stopped dead in the doorway as there painted on the wall is a message.
"Asuma Sarutobi because you decided to poke a sleeping fox you have now been targeted and we will make your life miserable until we have been told not to." At the bottom was a signature that said
"Yours sincerely team Alpha."
And there was a small cartoon drawing of a dog, a crow, and a goat.
End.
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