From ninja to shinigami

by jacke44

Returning to Wave after being snubbed by his sensei for his teammate, Naruto explores a secret structure he found on the way to the bridge confrontation, opening the door to a new world of possibilities for his future, gaining something once lost, and many allies in the wake of revelations a forgotten past, enemies close than you think, and the teaching owed to him from the beginng

30. Talking amongst family

From Ninja to Shinigami

Chapter 30: Talking amongst family

By: jacke44

[Hot Springs]

Tsunade, after hearing about Naruto's life, had decided to take a soak in one of the hot springs with all of the other girls following her. As she was sitting up to her neck in the water she was listening to the stories that were being told to her by Ino and Anko.

Ino says "so there he was walking in the classroom Monday morning wearing the blue dress with sunflowers on it which he had to wear for an entire week it was the last time he made a bet with me about knowing more about flowers."

Both Tsunade and Shizune broke out into giggles with Anko saying "why really get underneath his shirt collar is he knows we have pictures. When I get back to the village I will see about getting you a copy of it Lady Tsunade."

Shizune who looks at Ino and says "are you ok Ino-san your voice sounds a little horse are you not feeling well?"

Ino face went red in embarrassment as she sees the rest of the women looking at her letting out a breath. She then explains what happened last night with Naruto and how her throat has been sore all day.

Tsunade let out a small laugh sitting up exposing her large breasts making both the younger women look on with envy. She then says "you have nothing to be embarrassed about this happens more often than you think especially when it is a girls first time."

She then raises her hand and coat in chakra and places it next to Ino's sore throat after a few moments she removed it. "Here is some advice for you for next time all you have do is go much slower until you get used to it you mention that he was rather large it might take you a while and make sure you explain this to him as well so he does not harm anyone else."

Ino nodded her head and says "I will be sure to tell him. I know he'll be sure to be careful from now on. I know for a fact that Naruto would not want to do something that would hurt the person he cares about."

Tsunade says "from what I've heard and seen so far he seems like a good kid. I had expected him to be a little pervert and googling each woman he sees given who is godfather is."

Ino says "well Naruto had more women than men in his life and they all taught him how to respect women. But I recently learned his over protective nature of women and children also comes from his family."

Tsunade nodded and smiled at that saying "you're right the Uzumaki clan are one to never stand by when one is being hurt. They are still quite known to become quite aggressive when they see a woman or a child be being hurt."

Ino says "I remember an incident from when we were 8 or 9 years old we were working in my family shop with my mom. When one of my cousins who was 14 at the time walked in and neither me nor my mother notice how she was walking with a limp. When suddenly Naruto walks up to her and says "what happened." She instantly denied anything happen and that she was fine. Naruto grab her by the wrist and spun her around then he lift the back of her shirt showing her back which turned out to be covered in bruises."

"The moment my mother saw this she demanded that she tell her what happened. My cousin had found out that her boyfriend was sleeping around. And when she confronted him about his cheating it turned he had beat her the night before. By the time that we got my cousin to calm down and stop crying we then notice that Naruto had disappeared and we did not see him for 2 days it turned out that he went and track her boyfriend down and then proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp."

Anko let out a laugh and says "that is not the only time he's done that he's actually got a reputation around the village and is known as the venerable shadow as nobody knows who he really is besides a select few people. The story goes anybody intending harm to a child or a woman will usually get visited by him." Tsunade says "he sounds just like his mother was at that age" with a small smile on her face.

Shizune had a large smile on her face seeing her master smiling for the first time in a long time. She then says "he mentioned that he used to pull pranks can you tell us any of them."

Anko replies "well one of the most memorable one's for me is when he broke into the torture and interrogation Department in the middle of the night and somehow turned the interrogation chamber that Ibiki used the most into a nursery by painting the walls blue with rainbows and clouds and put a lot of stuffed animals and building block and a lot of children's toys all over the place he then replace the table with one of those little colorful tables that you would find in a nursery. He then put a sign on the door that said Ibiki's play room."

Upon hearing this all of the women in the hot spring begin to laugh. Tsunade looks at her and says "and what did Ibiki do when he found out." With Anko replying "he decided to keep it as it was a great way to get into people's heads and mess with them." All this did was set the women off laughing again.

Tsunade then said "so besides being a prankster what other skills does he have to fall back on if he did not become a ninja?"

Ino then says "if you do come back to the village with us we will have to make Naruto cook us a meal because he is one of the best cooks I have ever seen."

Tsunade looks at her and says "so he inherited his mothers' cooking skills huh."

Ino nods her head and says "yes I cannot tell you how many times I have seen him being chased around the village by one of the moms or cousins from all the clans in our little family group trying to get his recipes. In fact there was one time that Choji's mom tried to lock him in one of her kitchens at one of the family restaurants. And as you know the Akimichi clan are known for their cooking so for their family do that it is a big compliment."

Anko then says "I think we should get out now and go and find the brat we have left him alone for too long heaven knows what he's up to."

Shizune replays "he can't be that bad, can he?"

Tsunade look at her apprentice and says "trust me if he is anything like his mother it's never a good idea to leave an Uzumaki alone for too long."

[Hot Springs changing room]

After taking a shower Ino was standing in front of her locker and was beginning to get dressed. She then reaches into her equipment pouch and pulls out 2 pieces of paper and places one in each of her bra cups.

Shizune who was next to her brushing her hair and ask her "what are those that you are placing in your bra Ino-san?"

Ino replays "I guess you wouldn't know, this is something that Naruto recently came up with. It is a seal for women who have large breasts." She then goes into an explanation of what it does. Tsunade who had just walked out of the shower walks over and says "may I see one of those please." Ino reaches back into her ninja pouch and pulls out another one to hand to her.

Tsunade who begins to study the seal relying on their training that she got from her grandmother. After a few moments she looks back at her and says "this is a real piece of art. I can see this becoming quite popular."

Ino says "you have no idea Naruto had to make a large quantity of them quickly when the females members of Akimichi clan got word of it."

Tsunade and Shizune both broken into evil grins both knowing as medical professionals how large those women could be and what this would do for them. Both of them having a mental picture of Naruto been chased around the village by large breasted women demanding more of the seals.

Ino then gives both women a set and says "if you want more you're going to have to get it from Naruto" she looks at Tenten and says "do you want a set?"

Tenten shakes her head no and says "it's OK I'm not that big I'm just barely into the medium B Cups. And I bind them tightly enough that they do not bother me when I'm training."

[Outside of Hot Springs]

Both Tsunade and Shizune had a look of shock on their faces as they were trying to adjust to not having the weight on their chest anymore.

Tsunade then says "that brat had better have more of these seals. I haven't felt this good in many years." Shizune nods her head and says "you are correct Lady Tsunade."

Tenten seeing a break in the conversation decides to ask "how are we going to find him?"

Ino says "that is easy all we need to do is find the biggest commotion in the village and will be guaranteed to find him."

[Crimson dragon casino]

As the group of 5 women walk in to the casino, Tsunade and Shizune were both looking at copies of Naruto's book.

Shizune who was quite proficient in speed reading looks at Ino and says "this book is quite interesting."

Ino with a small smile says "I know right it's become quite popular in the leaf village. But what really crack me up is he doesn't even realize he wrote about himself and Hinata." This makes the other women look at her.

Tsunade says "what do you mean by that?"

Ino replies "think about it the book is a about a man from a family of Warriors who hates to fight case in point Naruto the Uzumaki's always stayed out of battles and conflict's due to them being peaceful. The man then falls in love with a girl who is a Nobleman's daughter this could easily be Hinata. The woman father's is evil and he believes that his daughter is useless because of her kind heart this sounds just like Hiashi. In his book the man fights in a tournament to get her hand in marriage. Naruto went into the final round of the tournament to reclaim Hinata's honor."

Upon hearing this all of the women begin to laugh. Anko who begin to rub her hands together says "that is so going to get spread throughout the village when I get a chance. That brat is gonna wish she hadn't made that joke about me earlier today."

As the group walks into the lobby as they begin to look around Ino manages to spot Choji sitting at the casinos all you can eat buffet. As the group approaches they can see he is eating barbecued pork.

Choji upon seeing the group begins to sweat due to what he was told about not making any barbecue pork jokes. What really creeps him out was the look he was getting of the pig in Shizune arms.

Ino crosses her arms in says "OK Akimichi where is Uzumaki and you better hope he is not causing trouble because I left you in charge of him."

Choji says "the last time I saw him he was heading out to the casino floor with a large stack of casino chips."

[Casino floor]

After walking around for a few minutes they managed to spot a large crowd surrounding one of the craps tables. Managing the push their way through the crowd the group is shocked at what they see. Standing at the table is none other than Naruto as the shooter and in front of him is a massive mountain of chips.

Tsunade who upon seeing the massive mountain of chips in front of him that she guess was easily worth a few million she then begin drooling and her eyes had turned into ryo symbols.

[Inside Tsunade mind]

A chibi-Tsunade was jumping up and down on a diving board she then does a Swan dive into a large pool of money. Breaching the surface of the money then she then begins to swim laps.

[Present moment]

Tsunade put on a sly grin and slowly walks up to him and put a hand on his shoulder and says "so how's my favorite cousin doing." Then putting on the most pathetic face she could she says "Narutooo the big bad Shizune won't give me any more money do you think you could spot me some pretty please."

Naruto had given the dealer the sign that he was finished he then has several of the casino staff help him begin to pack up his chips. He then makes a shadow clone to go with them. Naruto then gets down on the floor beginning to looking around. Ino looks at him in confusion and says "what are you doing now Naruto?"

Naruto replies "I'm looking for my cousin's marbles she must have lost them if she thinks I'm going to loan her any of my money. I was specifically warned against that by Hiruzen." Both Anko and Shizune break out in giggles at the look on Tsunade face who is having crocodile tears going down her face.

[Flashback]

Naruto was about ready to leave the office when Hiruzen called out to him and says "I must warn you now under no circumstances are you to ever loan Tsunade any money. Whenever she borrows money and she cannot pay it back she will always beat the person to a bloody pulp or run away so she does not have to pay it back."

[End of flashback]

Tsunade upon hearing this crosses her arms while she is thinking to herself 'damn it sensei. You would have to be an ass and tell him not to give me any money. The brat is just like his mother, she never gave me any either.' As she gets a depressed look on her face at losing the opportunity of getting a hold of all that money.

[Inside Tsunade mind]

The chibi-Tsunade was now being dragged away kicking and screaming by two security guards from the large pool of money and thrown outside a metal gate.

[Present moment]

Tsunade looks at Naruto and says "and here I thought that the Uzumaki's were all about helping people especially family."

Naruto gets up and says "I am helping you by not letting you indulge into the first and third ninja prohibitions." With his foxy grin he says "which for you means no alcohol and gambling." Remembering one of the lessons that his mother taught him last month.

Ino and Tenten and Choji looks at Naruto. It was Ino who says "what are you talking about Naruto." He then said "the first of the prohibitions talks about alcohol and how a shinobi should always drink it in moderation."

"The third of the prohibitions is money, how a shinobi should be careful about borrowing and loaning out money along with gambling."

Tenten says "OK but what is the second of the prohibitions?"

Naruto replying "it has to do with men and women dating."

Tsunade was now hanging her head knowing that she would never get any money out of him.

Before anything else could be said the shadow clone return and handed Naruto 3 scrolls and says "we accumulated little over 15 million." Naruto then put them in a pocket inside of his jacket. Turning to look back at the group he sees that everyone is looking at him with bug eyes. Ino who is saying "15 million" over and over and Tsunade was now crying on the shoulder of Shizune who was trying to comfort her but kept looking at Naruto's pocket with a look of hunger on her face.

[Inside Shizune mind]

A chibi Shizune was attempting to tip toe up behind a chibi Naruto who had a briefcase with him with the symbol for money on it. When she get close enough she hit him on the back of the head with a large hammer.

She then quickly picks up the briefcase then makes a mad dash for the debt collector office. Walking out a few minutes later with a piece of paper that says debt free on it then begins to do a funny dance. But she suddenly stopped dancing when she sees the chibi Naruto talking to a police officer who turned a piece of paper around that had a drawing of her on it. She then quickly put on a fake mustache and begins to walk away slowly.

[Present moment]

The group suddenly hears a new voice say "I must congratulate you Lord Uzumaki on your large win."

The group turned and found a man standing there in a business suit Naruto says "who are you?"

The man introduced himself as the owner of the hotel and casino. He then says that due to his large win he was giving him a large luxury suite along with unlimited room service and access to the hotel spa for everybody in his party all of the girls break out in grins.

Naruto thanks him for the offer but he was about to decline it when he suddenly felt 5 killer intents being directed at him. He then quickly accepts it and takes the room key.

The hotel manager then says "these 2 men are my top security and I have assigned them to your room. They will be stationed outside your door and will also provide security on the casino floor for you." The manager then quickly excuses himself and says "I've got things I've got to do."

[Luxury suite]

Upon entering the suite they can see that it has a large living room along with 3 separate bedrooms each one having its own bathroom. Naruto says "OK this is how we're going to do this. Ino and Tenten will be sharing one of the bedrooms. Anko will get the second one to herself and the last one will go to Tsunade and Shizune." Then he says "Choji and myself will be crashing on the couches."

Tsunade looks at Ino and says "remind me to buy your mom along with the others a drink if I get the chance for doing a good job raising him."

All of the girls then decide to take up the manager's offer of the hotel spa and quickly head out. Choji then says he's going to go and see if he can find any good restaurants.

[Later that night suite]

Naruto looks up from his paperwork at the sound of the door opening as all 5 girls walk in wearing big white puffy bathrobes and he would swear that all 5 of them were glowing. He then put down his pen and says "I'm guessing you had fun." All of the women were shocked when they walked in and see at least ten shadow clones and each one holding a scroll.

Anko look at where she believes the original is and says "what is with the clones, brat?"

Naruto look at her and replies "after we found Tsunade I did not have to worry about her sensing my present in the village so I made a few clones and had them transformed into random people and went out gambling that way I can hit multiple casinos at once" with his foxy grin he says "Hiruzen always said I have the Shinigami's hands when it came to gambling. At the rate I am going I will be the one richest family in the leaf village if not the Land of Fire soon."

Tsunade is mentally cursing at herself because her cousin inherited her grandmother's families luck while she did not.

Tenten and Ino nod their heads then head into one of the bedrooms of the suite saying that they were going to turn in for the night. Anko says "well I'm gonna get dressed and head out" then makes her way to the second bedroom.

Naruto looks at Tsunade and says "now that we are alone I need to have a talk with you about something."

Tsunade and Shizune were both instantly on high alert. Naruto then says "as this is Uzumaki family business you are entitled to know because of who your grandmother was." He then says "but I have to ask do you trust her" as he looks at Shizune and says "I'm sorry if you're insulted."

Tsunade replies "she is one of the few people I have left in this world I consider family. I will trust her with anything we have no secrets between us."

Naruto then put his hand into his coat pocket and pulled out 4 cubes that have seals engraved on them he gave one to each shadow clone that go to a corner and put the cube down. He then says "I have just put up a soundproof barrier that way we will not be over heard."

Naruto then says "what I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room" getting two nods of the head. He then told both of the women of what happened in the month of training including about the soul society. Both women were shocked at the beginning and did not want to believe him.

Tsunade looks at him and says "so that is how you found out about our family. This Mayuri Kurotsuchi is the one that give you all this strange new powers that you have because you were an idiot and went around messing with their equipment. That you had no idea what it was going to do then you go putting chemicals in your body that you had no idea what was going to happen."

Tsunade then narrows her eyes and says "just so you know that has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of." Reaching across the table she smack him upside the back of the head and said "if your mother was alive she would have hit you across the head as well."

Naruto then says "you don't have to tell me I know she gave me a lecture about not doing stupid things anymore."

Tsunade was about to go and give him another lecture but froze when she heard him say that she then says "what do you mean she gave you lecture she's dead."

He then explains of how he met the sage of 6 paths and how he was able to get the souls of his parents out of his seal and into new bodies.

Tsunade had a look on her face that was shifting between not wanting to believe him and hope that he was telling the truth. In a voice that sounded as if she was about ready to cry as she says "you're saying Kushina is alive. You will understand if I find it hard to believe."

Naruto reaches up and touches his ear and says "you are clear to come in now" the group turn to the left as a traditional sliding door appeared in the middle of the living room. Once the door open a female figure walked out in a black cloak on their face is it golden fox mask.

The figure slowly reaches up and pulls back the hood revealing her long red hair she then slowly reaches up and removed the mask. Once it is removed it is revealed that it is none other than Kushina Uzumaki.

Kushina, true to her family roots instead of acting properly looks at Tsunade and says "I see you escaped the dairy farm again. How are you doing you old cow?"

Tsunade instantly has her in a headlock and says "I see that you not only managed to escape from the garden again but the Shinigami as well you overgrown Tomato."

The two women continue to insult each other as Naruto and Shizune stand off to the side watching.

Kushina says "I see you're still hiding yourself underneath that transformation technique you're so afraid to show your real age and that you have one foot in the grave you wrinkly old prune."

Tsunade let out a laugh at that saying "that's real funny coming from a dead woman."

Naruto looks at the two women wrestling on the ground he attempts to get their attention by saying "mom we do have things we have to do." Kushina who had somehow gotten on the back of Tsunade and was using her ponytail's like horse reins says "not right now Naruto-chan I am in the middle of teaching sandbag Tsunade here a lesson."

Naruto just shakes his head and looks at Shizune and says "how about I make us some tea." Shizune was watching her master having a good time with silent tears going down her cheeks as she watched her laugh and have fun that did not have anything to do with gambling for the first time in many years.

Shizune takes a seat at the table and accepted the cup of tea from Naruto. She then looks at all the paperwork on the table and says "if it's not too personal what are you working on?"

Naruto replies "I'm just coming up with some new ideas for seals such as a seal for pillows that keep them cold or warm as needed. I am also in the process of making antigravity seals for bags and purses that way women can go shopping and not have to worry about how much their shopping bag will weigh. And the last one I'm working on is like the pillow one but it is cooling and softening seals for shoes. I have heard many of the women I am friends with always complain about how their shoes are always getting hot and sweaty and hurt their feet."

Shizune says "that very kind of you to come up with so many seals for the women but are you ever gonna make any for men." He replies "yes I'm going to but most the time men just want things that go boom. I do not want to become known as a warmonger only making weapons out of my seals that can only kill people. Right now I am focusing on seals that can help civilian purposes. I hope to find a way to put those cooling seals on other things like sleeping bags and clothing." Shizune nods her head and says "I agree with you there." Naruto then says "I was also working on ideas for my next book seeing as how the first one became so popular so fast."

Shizune gives him a little smile and says "any good ideas?"

Before he could reply both of them look to the left as they hear a disturbance in the fight and see Tsunade had grabbed one of the tomato slices off the room service cart form the salad he did not eat and was attempting to shove it in his mother's mouth knowing that she hated tomatoes.

Naruto let out a breath and says "will you please stop fighting and acting like children, we have work to do." Both Tsunade and Kushina get to their feet and say "she's the one who started it" while pointing at the other.

After getting both of the women to sit down Kushina tells Tsunade what had happened when she went into labor and had Naruto and about the 9 tail Fox attack and then about waking up inside the seal.

Naruto looks at Tsunade and says "I'm sure you can understand how we cannot just reveal they are back from the dead so they will be staying in the land of waves most of the time."

Tsunade was quick to accept that. She was just happy that she was alive and she would be able to see her when she wanted.

Naruto then takes on a more serious tone and says "as you know I was sent here to bring you back to the Leaf Village. I know that you have a grudge against the Leaf Village and you do not wanna come back but there's something you need to know." He then pulls out a device and slides it across the table to her then he reaches out his left hand and touches it. To the shock of Tsunade and Shizune a video of younger elders of the village begins playing.

Tsunade was mad no scratch that she was beyond mad what she was feeling was a rage that dwarf anything that she had ever felt before even when Jiraiya had spied on her in the hot spring. Or when she was fighting in the second shinobi war and had come up on a battlefield stained with the blood and bodies of civilians including children cannot compare to what she was feeling right now.

Tsunade then looks at Kushina and says "and you know about this and have not kill them yet because."

Kushina says "seeing as I am supposed to be dead and we currently have no evidence besides this video and as there is nothing that could prove that this is real as nothing like this existed in that time period we cannot exactly attack them."

Naruto decide to cut in and says "if you come back to the village maybe we can find some form of evidence against Koharu and Homura we will have a better chance of breaking them then we would with Danzō."

The meeting is suddenly interrupted by a loud squealing sound as the group look at the sound it turned out it was none other than Tenten stranding in the doorway to her bedroom in her pajamas.

Tenten was looking at Kushina going "Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, you're Kushina Uzumaki the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero," before anybody could realize what happened she is standing in front of her saying "you're so cool can I have your autograph." Making everybody in the room think that she has to be nuts not even realizing that she is talking to a dead woman and not even caring.

Naruto reaches into his pocket pulling out a small blue item he then says "Tenten" making her look at him without warning there's a puff of smoke and a flash of light then a small bird head popped out the top making the girl fall to the floor unconscious. He then has a shadow clone take her back to bed.

Tsunade and Shizune are both looking at him with a look of confusion. Finally Tsunade says "what was that exactly?"

Naruto holds out his hand so they can look at it and says "this is another little gadget I was given. It is called Kikanshinki (Account-Replacing Spirit Device), it is a memory substitution device. It is used on people who see something they're not supposed to. When used on a target they will be knocked unconscious and wake up a while later with a new memory. However, the new memory that the target acquires is random and often based on the limits of what they will believe."

Tsunade with a smirk on her face says "that could come in handy when doing an undercover mission and when you have to get information out of a target you can then erase the memories of you ever being there."

Tsunade then says "it is getting late we can discuss the rest of this tomorrow."

Kushina says "Ok I have to get back to the academy. I got papers I got to grade, but before I go" she then grabs Naruto around the head pulling him into a hug and says "goodnight my big brave boy." She then looks at him with the most serious face she could make and says "remember to brush your teeth before you go to bed and remember if you get in bed with one of your girls remember to wear a rubber I already have enough grandkids I don't need more at the moment."

Tsunade and Shizune both break out in giggles at Naruto's red face as he says "mooom do you always have to embarrass me." Kushina replies "of course I do it is in the mothers' handbook" as she pulls out a book with the title the mothers' guide to raising children and says "see it is right here next to remind our sons to always put on clean underwear in the morning which reminds me make sure you do. The girls will not appreciate it if they find out you're wearing dirty underwear."

Naruto attempted to grab the book but Kushina manage to put it away by shoving it down the front of her shirt she then sticks her tongue out at him and says "don't do anything I wouldn't do." She then goes back through the door but can hear Tsunade say" there is not that many items on that list."

Naruto is now thinking to himself 'the guys were right having a mom sucks they do nothing but embarrass you.'

Naruto turns to see Shizune had sat back down with a look at confusion on her face. Naruto walks back to the table and says "are you going to be ok Shizune."

Shizune looks up at him and says "yes but this has been a very confusing day. I had to learn about the village that I love was mistreating a small boy his whole life all because of something that he had no control over, that it is the same village had a hand in destroying his family. What confuses me even more is how is it you have no anger for the people who did it to you."

Naruto with a smile says "it was not me that they hated, it was Kurama and because they could not take their anger out on him they took it out on me. They had fear inside of them because they did not know the difference between me and him." Naruto then takes on a more sage like voice saying. "You have to realize Shizune "Fear can lead people down a dark path because Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.""

He then continued by saying "that some time it's the innocent that will have to suffer. To make people feel better. What happened to me as a child was a terrible thing but my suffering made me a better person."

[Tsunade and Shizune room]

Shizune looks at Tsunade and says "what do you plan to do lady Tsunade? Between what you heard here tonight and what happened this morning with Orochimaru."

Tsunade looks at her and says "you don't need to worry after everything I've heard here tonight Orochimaru is the farthest thing on my mind. I would love to be able see my little brother again and your uncle. But that brat out there just gave me back one of the few people I consider as family next to you. Then there are the elders. I am not going to let them get away with what they did to my grandmother and her people."

[Next morning luxury suite]

Naruto was the first to wake up the next morning walking over to the couch that Choji had fallen asleep on and give it a good kick and says "it is time to get up" making the large round boy roll off to the ground.

He then walks over to the door that was Anko's bedroom and beat on the door and yells at her "get your drunken ass up and don't forget to put clothes on this time."

At that exact moment Tsunade had ripped open the door to her bedroom and says "what did you say to me you little brat."

Naruto looks at her and says "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to this drunken ass. You have no idea how it is to get her up in the morning and remember to put clothes on. If I did not reminder she would walk out here naked. Trust me I speak from experience when I crashed at her apartment one time. Although it was pretty funny seeing her getting yelled at by Kurenai for what she said was trying to corrupt my innocence."

Tsunade replies "if you are like all the Uzumaki's that I know then there is nothing innocent about you."

Naruto places both of his hands on his heart and says "why do you have to be so cruel?" In a clearly fake crying voice.

Naruto then hit the door again and says "wake up" this time the sound of something hitting the floor is heard and a voice saying "I'm up, I'm up."

The sound of a door opening revealed Tenten ready for the day as she is rubbing her eyes and says "I had the weirdest dream last night I dreamed that I came out here and you were playing poker with all these famous ninjas from the past including all of the past Hokages and for some strange reason Madara Uchiha."

Naruto looks at her and says "do not be ridiculous our poker game is on Friday nights and Madara was banned from the game when he was caught cheating." This makes everybody who was awake laugh. While Tsunade and Shizune were both amazed that she had no memory of what had happened the night before.

Naruto look in the room and he sees Ino is still sleeping on the bed on her stomach with one of her legs dangling off the side of the bed. Naruto then says "now to wake up the hard one in the group." Then an evil grin spread across his face, Anko who had come out says "I know that face and it never ends well I suggest everybody stand back."

Naruto then makes the hand sign for the transformation technique and in a puff of smoke a little girl about 6 years appears with straight blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a small purple dress holding onto a fox plush toy.

The group watches as the girl walks into the room and up to the bed using her small hand she begins pulling on the blanket saying "mommy come on you need to get up. You got to be ready for my first day at the Academy. Stop being lazy like uncle Shikamaru." Ino who opened one eye and in a sleepy voice says "what who." The little girl repeated herself "come on mommy we gotta get ready. I don't wanna get a bad reputation like daddy did and be late for class" as she began to pull harder on the blanket. Ino slowly begins to sit up and looks at the girl and says "sorry honey I did not mean to sleep in. I'll get up did your daddy remember to feed you before he left." The girl nods her head and says "of course he did, we had miso pork Ramen."

Ino let out a growl despite being half asleep and says "how many times have I told that idiot, ramen is not a breakfast food." She is then snap back out of her thoughts by the little girl saying "don't forget mommy you have to go to the doctor t day so you can make sure my baby brother or sister is OK inside your tummy."

Ino is then suddenly wide awake as she jump to her feet looking at her belly but she sees she is just fine that's when it hit her that she was being pranked at the sound of everybody laughing slowly she looks at girl who disappears in a puff of smoke revealing Naruto laughing at her.

Ino attempted to jump at him but gets tangled up in the blanket and fall flat on her face. Naruto seeing Ino tangled up in the blanket then looks at the group and says "check it out a pig in a blanket" which makes the entire group laugh even more. Ino who had heard the joke shot up to her feet and in a dangerous voice says "I'm gonna get you for that" and begins to chase him around the suite. What made it even funnier was Tonton was chasing him as well trying to bite his ankles because of the pig joke as well.

[Casino floor]

Ino is now dragging Naruto across the floor by his ear and growling at him saying "you are so taking me shopping and don't even think about saying you cannot afford it because I know about all that money you won last night."

Tsunade says "I will be coming long as well that way I can spend time with my new favorite cousin and if I happen to get new wardrobe well that's is just a coincidence."

Shizune who is hiding a smile behind her hand giggling then says "I wish that Lady Tsunade had your luck when it came to gambling Naruto."

Naruto who had finally got his ear free from Ino then he looks at her and says "would you like to see a little trick."

He then leads the group over to a large wheel based game with all sorts of prizes listed on it from free dinner at the restaurant all the way up to the grand prize of 1,000,000 in a very small area that would normally be impossible to land on.

Naruto looks at her and hands her a few ryo and says "give it a shot now see no harm in playing one game" she walks up and put the ryo down on the table she then gives the wheel a spin landing on a spot that had 100 ryo.

Naruto then walks and put down some ryo down he then places his hand on her shoulder and says "give it another shot" doing as he said the group is shocked when it lands on the 1,000,000 spot. The employee who was running the game was beginning to panic as no one was supposed to be able to win that spot.

Shizune who had begun to space out as she had just won 1,000,000 Ryo. And with that she would be able to make another large payment on the debt that they owe. She is snapped out of it by Tsunade yelling "are you telling me that he is a lucky charm and all you have to do is have him holding onto you to win."

Anko nods her head saying "yes it is a great way to make some extra cash at the end of month if you're low on rent money but we are barely given permission to use it because Yoshino as well as Kurenai will always yell at us when we do although I have seen them with him buy some lottery tickets for them every now and then."

Tsunade was about to drag him off but stopped when she hears Yoshino's name that woman could even make her think twice. Knowing that she would not be able to take him out to the gambling floor. She decides then and there that the brat was going to end up buying her a whole new wardrobe along with all of the most expensive bottles of sake she could find.

Ino then says "let's get a move on. Come Naruto" giving a small whistle. Naruto replying "you do know that I'm boy not a dog for you to train right."

Ino flipping her ponytail says "of course I know you're a boy but I also know dogs are a lot easier to train then boys isn't that why you asked me to be your girlfriend because the boys in your family are completely clueless and need a lot of help."

She then says "now let's go you have several ladies to buy new wardrobes for Mr. Money bags." Tenten cut in saying "can we stop at this weapon store that I found yesterday they had a lovely collection of broadswords and I would love to take another look."

Naruto says "don't worry everything today is on me you can pick out anything you want at the weapon store and I'll cover it" he was soon in a bone crushing hug.

Shizune look at him and says "are you sure that's OK? I know how much teenage girls can spend." As she looks at Ino Tenten then at Anko along with Tsunade. She then says "are you not worried about how much money you going to spend."

Naruto replying "there is one thing you need to know about my family we do not care about money. To us it is just pieces of paper" he demonstrated this by taking out a large ryo bill and rip it to shreds.

Ino then says "if that is the case then I don't have to worry and if you behave in the clothing store I might consider popping into a lingerie store and you can help me pick out a few items." Making his face go red and all the women laughing at him

Anko says "you know I could use some new lingerie as well." Tsunade grabs her by the ear saying "that will not be happening on my watch."

Naruto gives out a small laugh and says "you don't need to worry she's probably going to be one of my girlfriends and eventually one of my wives because I was able to remove the seal that Orochimaru put on her. She has already made several comments about wanting to have my kids and once she learns to cut back on her drinking. I will consider it but until that time I will not put them at risk by her drinking while pregnant."

Anko then says "besides we are both considered adults and I know that he's already slept with a hot piece of ass back in the Land of Waves who already had a kid." She then looked at him and said "did you really think I wouldn't notice the way she was limping when you two showed up."

Tsunade let go of her ear and says "fine but I will be sending a message to Yoshino that you went into a lingerie store with him."

Anko lost all of the color in her face as images of what that woman would do to her filled her head.

Tsunade then turns to look at Naruto saying "we are going be having a long talk about how you are sleeping with older women." She then says "I wonder if Yoshino knows about this." Making Naruto slowly begin to sweat at the look on her face while he is thinking to himself 'that's just what I need.'

[Business district]

Upon entering the clothing store Naruto was told to sit in one of the chairs by the dressing room while all the women begin looking through the clothes then each one was soon carrying a massive stack towards the rooms planning on making him be the judge. Naruto thinking to himself 'damn it choji why did you have to run away.'

But before the girls could go to the dressing room Tsunade had made sure nothing Ino or Anko had chosen was to inappropriate for her liking such as the string bikini that Anko was trying to smuggle in by hiding it in a dress saying that if they wanted to choose something like that they would have to take him separately and not in a group that she was a part of.

Ino was the first one to come out in low cut purple dress that showed off a little of her cleavage along with showing her legs off as it entered right at her thigh she then leads forward giving a little bit more of a view and says "what do you think Naruto-kun."

Before he could reply Tenten comes out in a simple red dress with short sleeves looking down and nervous she says "what do you think I really don't do dresses because I've always focused on my career because I did not wanna look weak like all of the other girls in my class." Naruto looking at both of them said "you both look gorgeous."

He then walks up to Tenten and put his hand underneath her chin making her look at him and says "I know you like putting on a brave face and never letting this side of you out but you do not have to always do it you can let yourself be a girl every now and then and you can still be a strong kunoichi. You just have to learn how to juggle it. Take for instance Tsume, she is currently one of the strongest kunoichi in the village and if you ever mention that I said this to you I will make your life a living hell, but what most people don't know about her is that she collects glass fairy figurines. She also studied ballet and can be quite graceful on her toes when she dances. The only reason she stopped is when she went through puberty in her chest came in and it was throwing off her balance, but most importantly you have to remember one of the first reason's kunoichi came to be was not because of how strong they were but because of their beauty. They could get closer to the enemy then their male counterpart."

"A lot of kunoichi have cried, given their blood and sweat to get the respect they have now but a lot of them have forgotten their Noble history. And all the sacrifices their sisters had to make to get that respect for them. And one of the reasons they sacrificed so much was so the future generations could have both a career and a normal life."

Naruto then says "so for today you are not just a kunoichi you are also a girl who has been given a free shopping spree so go get back in there" as he points to the dressing room "and see if you can make a dent in my wallet." After giving him a quick hug she runs back into the dressing room.

Ino looks at him and says "I think that was something she needed to hear" giving him a quick kiss on the lips she then goes into Tenten's dressing room so she could have a girls' talk.

Tsunade who had come out in a forest green dress crosses her arms and says "I am pretty sure that we do not need to worry about rebuilding the Uzumaki clan you little heartbreaker." Anko who was in a blue dress begins laughing at him. And Shizune who was in a white dress just said loud enough for him to hear "you're just too charming for your own good Naruto-kun."

All 3 of the women can hear one of the shop attendants say "I wonder if he comes in a larger size."

[Hidden Leaf Village Sasuke's POV]

Sasuke Uchiha was angry ever since the third round of the tournament everything had been falling apart in his life. First he was disqualified from a tournament all because he showed up late. He then had to find out that his teammate is now the head of 2 clan's and something had happened before he showed up which had resulted in the village turning on him instantly upon arrival then he had to stand there and watch as his teammate fought his opponent he was supposed to added to the fact that he made it look easy only increased his anger.

And then when the invasion happened he was attempting to teach some Land of Wind bitch her place in the world only for his second teammate and one of his most loyal fan girls to turn on him and punch him.

Then a few days later he had woken up to someone beating on his door only to find out he was being dragged to the torture and interrogation department. The Proctor from the first exam had been there along with the Yamanaka clan head. And they had both said that he needs to pass a mental evaluation and if he did not he would not be allowed to be a ninja anymore.

After they had done the stupid test the bastard had then had him locked up for 72 hours what had even made him more angry was learning that his brother was in the village and they were not going to let him have his one chance to fight him so he could finally test his power and see how far he came.

After he was released the Hokage had informed him he was now on a year's probation in which he was not allowed to take any missions or do any form of training he was to be monitored 24/7 by a team of ANBU Black Ops. He would also have to take classes with a Yamanaka clan therapist and at the end of the year if he had not shown any improvement he would have to make the choice to either leave the village and maybe get selected to join another village but with his record as it was required when ninja left a village would be sending a copy to each of the villages to warn them. Then he was told he probably would not be welcome given this, and his family's past. His second option would have to be have is chakra sealed. Then slowly tried to rebuild his family but he would not be able to fully train his children as he would not be able to teach them any of his clan techniques.

As he was walking towards the grocery store he notice how all of the citizens on the street were glaring at him and whispering behind his back. Upon entering the grocery store he see one of his fangirls from the Academy running the register. But before he could even look at anything a woman comes out of the back and begins to yell at him telling him to get out of her store and swinging a broom at him. Sasuke managed to grab the broom he then says "you know who I am bitch. I am Sasuke Uchiha I am one of the most powerful shinobi in this village." The woman replied "I don't care who you are this is my store and I do not have to serve you now get out or I will be calling the village security. I sincerely regret ever encouraging my daughter ever trying to get your attention when you were back in the Academy. Your family is nothing but trouble and always has been now get out She actually" manager throws him out the front door which had managed to draw a large crowd. Sasuke gets up and glares at her he then begins to make hand signs but before he could finish someone in the crowd throw a tomato smacking him in the face. Then a shinobi who happened to be passing by, grabs his arm and twisted it behind his back and says "we are going to the Hokage and you can explain to him why you are about to attack a civilian Uchiha." The woman who owned the store looks at the little girls who had been standing to the side and says "which one if you was it that thrown that tomato" two of girls point to the other one and say "she did it." The woman says "and what is your name and why did you throw a tomato of all things." The girl says "my name is Ashia Uzumaki and the reason I threw that tomato was he was being a big meanie."

The end.

Next time on From Ninja to Shinigami

Battle of the Sannin

Orochimaru looks at Tsunade and says "well it is too bad that Jiraiya could not be here for this battle let us finish this once and for all." They then go through hand signs and say "Summoning Jutsu" in two massive clouds of smoke revealing a large snake and slug. Both the Sannin's attention is drawn to Naruto as he says "don't count me out of this battle as well" as he goes to the hand signs and says "Summoning Jutsu" what he summons has both of Sannin with different thoughts.