From ninja to shinigami

by jacke44

Returning to Wave after being snubbed by his sensei for his teammate, Naruto explores a secret structure he found on the way to the bridge confrontation, opening the door to a new world of possibilities for his future, gaining something once lost, and many allies in the wake of revelations a forgotten past, enemies close than you think, and the teaching owed to him from the beginng

32. Senju's return

From Ninja to Shinigami

Chapter 32: Senju's return

By: jacke44

Beta'd by: Scheffelman

[Konoha front gate]

Both Kotetsu and Izumo were in the middle of a conversation about a new busty brunette woman working at one of the bars. But their conversation was cut short when they can make out a voice that both men recognized as Ino saying "I cannot believe you actually bought those animals Naruto-kun."

As they look down the road, they can see the group returning with two new women in the group them being Tsunade and Shizune, both men were able to recognize them. That is also when they see the animals that Ino was talking about, one being what appeared to be a baby brown bear being held by Anko and a baby lion in the arms of Tsunade.

Naruto turns to look at Ino and says "but Ino-chan what was I supposed to do? Just leave them there? The carnival was disbanding and they would have been sent to a zoo to be locked in cages and I could not do that to them."

Ino turn to Tenten for help but sees her making baby faces at the baby bear while tickling its tummy. She then sees Tsunade is doing the same for the baby lion. Turning to Shizune who is walking next to her with Tonton and says "you just had to see that poster didn't you" making her go red in the face.

As the group comes to a stop at the gate, Izumo crosses his arms and sends a glare at Naruto saying "why could you not have let her flatten you like a pancake Naruto so I could have won the betting pool."

Naruto narrow his eyes and says "what are you talking about? What betting pool and are you telling me you bet against me?"

As soon as he says this Izumo began to sweat and look around nervous saying "well you see it was all Aimi-chan. It was all her fault, she's the one who started it."

Naruto looks at Kotetsu and says in a threatening voice "what about you?" Kotetsu, with a large grin on his face, said "there was no way I was betting against you, not after the last time you took all of my money at the poker game so I bet you would be able to bring her back safely."

After the group signs in and began to head in Naruto looks back at Izumo and says "I will deal with you later." The moment they are out of ear shot Kotetsu looks at Izumo and says "if I were you, I would make sure to request an S rank mission for at last a couple of months. It would probably be safer for you."

[Shopping district]

Tenten looks at Tsunade and says "has the village changed much Lady Tsunade?"

Tsunade shakes her head and says "it doesn't look like it's changed much. I see a couple new stores but that's about it. And as much as I don't want to be here it actually does feel nice to be able to come home."

As the group made their way, they would occasionally pass someone who recognized Tsunade and they would have to stop.

Shizune can see the look of irritation on Naruto's face so she says "what is wrong Naruto-kun?"

With Naruto replying "I'm just waiting for the disturbance to happen. It's been happening recently every time I try to walk through the village, something comes along and…"

But before he could finish his sentence, the group sees an elderly woman carrying two large bags of groceries falling to the ground as a group of teenagers is passing her, they begin to laugh and point at her. One of them saying "hey guys this is why these old hags should be outside they just get in the way" he then purposely stepped on top of her cabbage destroying it. They then walk off laughing.

Before anybody in the group can do anything thee younger children, 2 girls and a boy who had been at a news stand reading magazines' quickly run over to the elderly woman both the girls helping the woman up while the boy was picking up the groceries.

Tsunade had a large smile on her face when she sees the Uzumaki clan symbol is on their shoulders.

After helping the elderly woman up both girls tell the boy to quickly go and get a new cabbage to replace the one that was destroyed. Before the woman could say anything, the boy had already taken off running to the grocery store.

Tsunade turned to look at Naruto and says "my grandmother would be so proud of you for teaching these children the true spirit of her family." She then sees the look on Shizune, Ino, and Tenten along with Choji's faces so she says "the true spirit of the family is to always be willing to help anybody who needs it."

Ino wraps her arms around Naruto and says "that's my boyfriend for you" she then gives him a kiss on the lips and then says "now can we can finish this mission? I got to get home and tell my mom about my new boyfriend" with an evil smirk on her face she looks at him and says "if I were you I would sleep with a blade under your pillow tonight in case my dad decides to pay you a visit."

Naruto just rolls his eyes and says "that's just what I need, an over protective dad coming after me. As if didn't already have enough on my plate as it is" making all of the women laugh at him.

After Tsunade and Shizune had did a quick check up on the elderly woman to make sure she wasn't hurt, they continue on the way.

[Hokage Tower]

As the group had walk through the village, they had met up with several of the other kids including both Rein and Daiki. Both of which had instantly fallen in love with the animals that they had wanted. Daiki claiming that he was going to train his lion to become his partner for when he became a shinobi. Rein had just laughed at him and said it did not matter if he trained with his partner as she and her bear cub were going to be even stronger then him which of course had started new argument.

Daiki looked at Rein and says "you are forgetting one thing, if a lion is not the best then why is it called the king of the jungle then?"

Rein crosses her arms and says" that never made any sense because Lions do not even live in the jungle so how they can be they be called the King of it? It does not even make sense because they live on the plains."

As the group begin going up the tower, both Tsunade and Shizune could not help laughing to themselves as they watched the children argued about which was a better animal. With Naruto telling them stories about the children, they did not do it justice. Both of the women could see that the children had feelings for each other but were refusing to admit it and purposely starting fights.

Naruto looks at all the women in the group and is able to recognize the look in their eyes taking close notice of Ino he had no doubt that she were going to try and play matchmaker knowing about both her mother and her hobby of doing this.

[inside the mind of Naruto]

A chibi-Ino along with all of the other women in their family group which now had new members of a chibi-Tsunade and a chibi-Shizune were all standing around a table in the dark with dozens of candles and on the table is a lot of papers scattered across it that look like photos of both boys and girls. Right as she was about to say something, the door opens and the light turned on and there standing in the door was none other than a chibi-Naruto who had a look of shock on his face seeing a large banner above them that read the royal secret society of matchmaking.

And under this banner is what it looks like a leader's board with his name on it of the top 10 most eligible bachelors list upon seeing this he slowly starts to back away and quickly slammed the door shut.

(Reality)

After finally reaching the top floor, the group walks up to Aimi who had look up from some pieces of paperwork. And with a little smile, she says "welcome back Naruto-kun. I see you managed to finish your mission."

Naruto crosses his arms and says "don't play innocent with me. I know all about the betting pool that you set up. I had an interesting morning and when I reach the gate Izumo gave you up and you know I'm going to get you back for it."

Aimi shakes her head no then says "no you can't" reaching in top desk drawer she pulls out a piece of paper and says "I got this piece of paper from you for my last birthday that exempts me from any pranking that is still good for another 3 months." This makes everybody in the group laugh at his face.

He then walks up the door and gives a quick knock, after hearing the voice say "come in" he opens the door for the ladies and tells the children to wait outside. Right before he was going to close the door, he pokes his head out the door and says "oh and by the way kids Aimi-chan keeps a large bag of candy in the bottom left drawer of her desk." As he closes the door everybody in the office can hear what sounds like a fight breaking out and then the voice of Aimi giving out a scream of "give me back my candy."

Turning to look at everybody in the office he then says "there's more than one way to skin a cat. Just because I couldn't pull a prank on her does not mean that she's completely protected from my revenge."

Naruto walks up to stand in front of the desk of Hiruzen and says "team Naruto reporting in mission complete."

Hiruzen looks at the boy that he considered a grandson, which brings a smile to his face seeing the man that he had become. He then gave a nod and says "it would seem you finally were able to do a mission without anything happening, so please give me your report."

[One report later]

Naruto finished the report by saying "so after driving off Orochimaru and healing all of our wounds, we then started to head back the next morning and that is the end of the mission report."

Hiruzen was banging his head on the desk but everybody can hear him saying "one mission one mission is that too much to ask for?"

Hiruzen began to rub his forehead, he then looks at the grinning boy and says "is there anything else you need to tell me about your mission?"

Naruto shake his head no but then says "can I have another mission?"

Hiruzen quickly stand up and says "no now get out you are just as much a headache as your mother was. I do not understand why you Uzumaki's are unable to go one mission without something going wrong."

Naruto shrugged his shoulders and says "OK old man you need to learn to relax and not get your blood pressure up so high. You're not giving yourself a heart attack."

Hiruzen says "you are the source of my high blood pressure."

Tsunade who had been standing off to the side watching this, laughing herself hoarse remembering all the different times that he had said that about Jiraiya and then Kushina.

Naruto looks at Ino, Tenten, and Choji saying "seeing as how everything is done, you are all free to go."

Tsunade looks at Shizune and says "you can go with him, I will meet up with you later tonight back at the compound."

As they start to go to door, Naruto stops quickly, goes back to the desk and says "by the way I forgot to give you this" pulling out scroll as he says "a weasel asked me to give this to you." He then had to quickly dodge a paperweight that had been thrown at his head.

Upon leaving the office, the group sees Aimi's office is a complete disaster, they also get to see something funny as Rein had managed to pin Daiki to the ground sitting on his back while facing his legs in pulling them forward telling him to say uncle. But what had made this even funnier was her new baby Brown bear was sitting on the back of his lion cub as well.

Daiki looks up and says "big brother you gotta help me, she's gone crazy" for his comment she begins to pull harder.

Naruto sticks his nose in the air and raises his right arm with his pointer finger up and says "I see nothing, I know nothing," he then walks away with his group.

[office]

Hiruzen, who had been looking down knowing that he would eventually have to get it out of the way, so he looked up and found that Tsunade was now standing in front of his desk with a look of death in her eyes. While thinking to himself that he was happy he finally got around to writing out his will.

Before he could react she reaches out to grab the desk and shoves it to the side of the room, walking up to him and grabbed him by the front of his robe lifting him off the ground and says "give me one good reason why I should not break every freaking bone in your body? He told me everything he also showed me his medical report. I have never been so disappointed in you in all my life, not only did you betray my grandmother and her family but you betrayed me. You know how much I loved and cared for his mother, the only reason I didn't come back after she died was because I trusted you take care of him" she then threw him back into his chair.

Hiruzen attempted to say something but he quickly stopped seeing the look on her face.

Tsunade look down at him and says "you could have sent me a message and I would have been willing to at least send messages to him to let him know he had one family member out there. And when he had gotten older, I would've explained to him about his family, about our connection to each other. I could have even sent Shizune to come back to the village and check on him. I could've also come to a nearby village and arrange for a trip for him to come out and see me even if it would only be for a day or two. I'm sure he would have loved to have been able to visit me and to get away from the village. I also come to find out that he was being trained to be a medic and during those little trips I could have easily helped him by giving him tips, even if he had decided not to become a full doctor, it would have given us something to bond over. That is something not even his mother was interested in."

"But instead of that you allow this village to torment him and allow the village to make his life miserable. He also told me about his time in the academy and how the teachers treated him. You know for a fact that his family has always had problems with their chakra control. His mother had the exact same problem so we had her focused on her control while she was in the Academy so why is it that you did not do the same for her son?"

Hiruzen sat there while she ripped him to shreds and knowing that everything that she said was completely true he had completely forgotten that Kushina had also shared the same problem.

He was ripped out of his thoughts by her saying "then you allow Jiraiya to abandon his responsibility to Naruto and don't even give me that garbage about him having to work on his spy network. I know for a fact that he published 8 different books in the last 12 years, he could have easily written a letter to him but instead he goes off spying on women in the hot springs. He probably did not just want to spend time looking after a young kid that he could not fully train and would have pulled him away from his researching. He probably thought that he would come in later in life then started treating him like a student and not even mention the fact that he was his godfather."

Tsunade looks at Hiruzen who was now looking every single year of his life, she then says "why did you let the village do it?"

Hiruzen replies "by the time that I was put back in office, the civilian council along with the elders had seized almost all of the power. I have been spending the last 12 years trying to get the power back but I am an old man who is fighting an uphill battle. I could not just take the power back from the village due to several laws that were passed in that time period. One of which limited the amount of power I had over control of the orphans as they were considered civilians and fell underneath their power which is one of the reasons why I was not able to help Naruto as much as I wanted to. They made it so the only the civilian council could have power over them. That is also one of the reasons why I had him put in the academy as fast as possible due to the fact that as an academy student, would he would fall under my control.

Tsunade says "I can understand that but why was it that both of his parent's clan funds were put in their power and not the ninja council like the rest of the clans?"

Hiruzen replied "it was the only way I could get him an apartment when he was thrown out of the orphanage. They said that they were going to manage them in case we ever found any clan members due to them believing that his last name was just a coincidence."

Tsunade turned around and started walking towards the door, she then looks over her shoulder and says "you better hope I do not find out that they took them for themselves."

She then looks at Anko, who had not spoken yet, and says "let's go and find the others who were kind enough to take him in as a kid as I would like say thank you to them."

Anko gives a nod of the head as she then says "and here I was hoping to see that you would beat the snot out of him."

Tsunade shakes her head and says "trust me no matter how bad I could beat him to a pulp the guilt that he has to live with knowing that he betrayed my family is a punishment worse than anything I could inflict upon him."

As soon the door was closed Hiruzen look at a bookshelf over in the corner with photographs of both of his teachers along with his wife and he could swear each of them had a look of sorrow on their face, the only thing he could say was "I'm so sorry."

[Naruto & Shizune POV]

As the two made their way back to the compound, Naruto was listening as she was telling him of things that looked different from her time in the village. Soon the entrance to the compound came in sight standing on either side of it was Arisu and Saori, both of them had a few bandages on their arms and on their cheeks.

Both girls looked up with bright smiles on their faces when they see him approaching and says "welcome back big brother." Arisu looks at Shizune who was carrying Tonton in her arms.

She then quickly abandoned her post and runs up to her saying "she is so cute what's her name." Saori walks after her sister and delivered a whack to the head and says "you're not supposed to abandon your post." She crosses her arms and says "what if an enemy had gotten by because you left?" Arisu had both of her hands on her head with crocodile tears going down her cheeks.

Naruto looks at her and says "you should not be hitting your sister for a simple mistake, you are still learning how to do this job, so please do not do it anymore unless she absolutely deserves it." Saori looks down and says "I'm sorry big brother. I won't do it anymore."

Naruto then says "now to answer your question, this is Shizune and Tonton and from now on she is now your" he then looks at her and says "would you prefer to be a cousin or an auntie."

Shizune with a smile on her face says "I think I would prefer to be an auntie."

Naruto gives a nod "OK this is your new auntie Shizune and you will treat her with the same respect you treat me." He then receives two nods of the heads both girls saying "yes big brother."

Before he goes in, he looks at them and says "there will be another woman coming by in a little while. She's a tall blonde woman in a green coat, her name is Tsunade and she has my permission to come in and I want you to show her to me when she gets here. And just so you know, and I want you to spread this to all the other kids, this woman who is coming was the mother figure to your grandma Kushina so that will make her your great grandmother."

Shizune eyes had gone wide as she tried to control her laughing as she tried to imagine what Tsunade's face is going to look like the first time one of the kids called her that.

As the 2 walked through the gate, she looks at him and says "you know she's going to get you for that." Naruto shrugged his shoulders and says "that's what she gets for hanging me by my underwear form a tree."

Before he could say anything else, he is tackled by a large breasted woman that could only be Rangiku. As she buried his head in her chest, she says "welcome back Naruto-kun" she then tried to rub his whiskers on his cheek only for him to hit her hand and say "no touching the whiskers" making her give a child-like pout.

Hearing laughter coming from the left, they see Ikkaku along with Yumichika and Izuru with Shūhei who was standing a little farther back.

Naruto, who had managed to get free, looks at Izuru and says "were there any problems?" Izuru gave an opportunity head jester replying that "we had several people attempt to enter the compound district and attempted to take property such as several of the empty home and businesses. We have them in holding cells and they have not stopped complaining since we put them in there demanding that we release them with four of them claiming to be members of the civilian council of the hidden leaf village."

Naruto turns to Izuru and says "send a message to Toshiro and have him send a team here I want them interrogated. I want to know everything that they have done. I want to know every crime they ever committed. I'm authorizing you to bring in members of division 2 to help. If they try and say that they are protected by laws of the land of fire inform them the moment they came into my compound they were no longer in the land of fire as my compound and the district can act as sovereign ground dating back to the founding of the village and by them coming in here and attempting to take the property of the royal family it can be seen as an act of war and I will be informing the Hokage about this." Izuru gave a bow saying "I will see to it immediately" the group then quickly heads in the other direction with Ikkaku and Yumichika dragging Rangiku with them.

Naruto then turns to Shizune saying "follow me and I will give you a tour of the compound."

Over the course of the next hour he gives her the grand tour as they were heading towards the kitchen as several of the kids had joined up with them and were complaining that they were hungry.

Naruto looks at the boy who was walking next to him and says "so when the door open and all of the blueberries that I had put in a bucket above it fell on top of him I said 'there is no reason to feel so blue.'" All of the kids along with Shizune just look at him and shake their head.

Naruto crosses his arms and says "I will have you know all of my pranks are as pure as gold."

And then a new voice cut into the conversation making everybody turn to look at the voice as it turned out it was none other than Nakara who says "you're right big brother your jokes are as pure as gold but it is fool's gold" this makes everybody in the group beside him laugh.

[Ino's POV]

Ino, after separating from the group, walks back to her house and enter through the back door into the kitchen and walk into the dining room to see her mother along with both Yoshino and Channa sitting at the table drinking tea. She can also see her dad sitting in the living room reading the paper.

Inoiki put on a smile and says "and how was your mission Ino? I hope it wasn't too hard." Ino replied "it was a typical mission with an Uzumaki" which had made all four of the adult's laugh, she then says "we had an encounter with two S rank missing ninjas the first day we were out, those being Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki." Instantly all four of the adults look at her. It was Inoichi who managed to snap out of it first and says "tell me what happened."

And so Ino went into an explanation of what has happened, giving them a complete explanation of the new power of her new boots.

Inoichi looks at his daughter with a look of disbelief on his face before he finally breaks down laughing managing to say between laughs "you called a man who has killed more men then you probably have had hot meals a walking sushi platter and then kick him across the field." And when he saw her nod her head, he just broke down laughing again but managed to stand up by putting one hand on the table.

Inoiki after getting over her giggles says "OK continue with the story." Ino then explain how she and Naruto talked to Itachi. She then explained how after the encounter with them they had headed to where they knew Tsunade was going to be.

Ino then broke out into a large grin and says "the first night we were in the town I snuck into Naruto-kun's hotel room and we ended up having a lovely conversation which ended with me becoming his girlfriend." She looks at her mom and says "and I found out that you don't need to worry mom. Naruto definitely has the equipment to make you a grandmother one day."

All three of the mom's instantly have large grins on their faces. Inoichi, who suddenly had a face that looked like it was made out of stone, but before he could say anything his wife grabbed him by the back of the jacket and throws him out the back door and says "go out drinking with the men. We're going to have some girl time." Before he could walk away Ino opens the door and stick her head out and says "don't worry daddy, I just want you to know we did not go all the way so there is no reason for you to go out and kill him and he was very respectful and did not try to push me into anything I did not want to do."

Inoichi looked at his house and can hear the sound of the women laughing he then decides to do what his wife said and head to the bar.

[Rusty Kunai Bar]

Tsunade, who after dealing with Hiruzen, decided to get a drink before heading back to the compound and decided to head to one of her old hang out's due to Naruto's new rule's about not drinking too much in front of the children which she was not happy about knowing that she could not drink all she wanted but knowing that she can get a little carried away. And in a way she understood not getting drunk in front of the children as it would set a bad example.

Walking in the bar with Anko, she sees that it has not changed much since the last time she was here and she manages to spot the older generation of Ino-Shika-Cho team sitting at one of the tables in a corner. When she walks up to the table, she can hear Inoichi saying "you guys are so lucky to have sons." He then takes a drink and says "I love my daughter but she's always been a headache since she got interested in boys."

As Anko and Tsunade sat down at the table, she says "well that is because daughters are Kami's way of punishment for fathers everywhere due to the fact that most of them were rebels as teenagers and now they have to sit there and watch their daughters go out with boys that will probably be worse than them at that age."

Inoichi look down but says "that might be true but at least I know the one she's currently chasing is a good kid." With both members of his team nodding their heads in agreement with him.

Shikaku looks at Tsunade and says "I'm surprised he was able to bring you back."

Tsunade grabs the bottle off the table and takes a drink from it "well after what he told me about his childhood and about the way the village treated him, I really didn't have a choice" she then looks at them and says "I wanna thank you all for what you guys did for him. He told me you guys were always there to help him when he needed it along with each of your wives."

When suddenly a new voice says "it was not that hard of a choice once we got to know him" the group turn to look at Tsume who was walking up to the table.

Tsunade stands up and gives her a hug as she then says "I'm sure his mother would be very proud of the way you have helped to raise him even if you did not know it was him." She then looks at the group and says "now tell me everything that's been happening with the village council. It's time we started fixing this village."

[Uzumaki compound]

As Tsunade approached the gate she noticed the 2 girls standing on either side of the gate and was able to recognize them from the photograph. As she came to a stop the one on the left, Arisu if she remembered correctly, looked up at her and says "welcome home great grandmother Tsunade."

Tsunade, who upon hearing this, look down at her and says in a very sweet voice "who told you to call me that?" She had made sure not to show any anger as this was only a little kid and probably did not know better.

Arisu, with a large smile on her face, says "big brother said that you were like a mother figure to grandma Kushina and that it would make you our great grandma."

Tsunade then says "I see and where is your big brother right now? I would like to have a little talk with him." She then looks at the one on the right, Saori she believed, as she replied that "he told us to take you to him when you came here, he is probably in his office" she then looks at her sister and says "you take behind, I'll go in front we will take her to the office and no messing around this time."

[Naruto's office]

Naruto was in the middle of showing Shizune his plan for all the doctor clinics on a larger map of the village on his desk. He just put the last piece on it and says "by my estimate I will have to build at least 26 different clinics to cover the entire village and thus covering all areas."

Shizune was about to say something when they can hear voices outside in the hall and both of them were able to recognize the voice of Tsunade saying "so I acted like I was going to give him a hug, I then grab him by the back of his underpants and lifted him off the ground and hung him from a tree branch and I took his wallet as well."

A moment later the door opens and Tsunade walks in and standing behind her is a large group of the children who are now laughing and rolling on the floor.

Both Arisu and Saori break out in large grins and look at Naruto then says "are you up for a game of hang man big brother?" Both girls quickly dodge the paperweight that was thrown at them, running down the hall laughing while they are saying "big brother got hung up by his underwear."

Naruto then looks at the rest of the children with a fox like grin but before he could do anything else the children scattered like cockroaches.

Naruto turns to Tsunade and says "you know you just destroyed my reputation with them, right?"

Tsunade says "well that is what you get for having them calling me great grandmother and just so you know I'm not that old." She then gave him a good whack up side the back of his head making him fall face first on the ground.

She walks over to the desk and looks at the map and gives a nod of the head saying "this is a good layout, you have them evenly spread across the village that way no one is too far from a clinic." Having picked himself up off the floor he walks up next to her and says "that was the idea, another idea that I came up with is each one of them will have a special Hiraishin seal so if anybody comes in that is to injured that they cannot help them they can use it to transport them instantly to the hospital. And yes, I understand that it takes a lot of chakra that is why most people do not use it but each one of these will be powered by one of the chakra batteries that I told you about."

While on the way back to the village he had explained about the seals that he had made for the hospital including the storage seal for patients that had serious wounds along with the chakra batteries and the bracelets. Both of the women had been impressed with this idea. He also mentioned he was in the process of making a portable version of the batteries and bracelets for outgoing teams.

Somebody knocking on the office door snap them out of this as Naruto calls out "come in" as the door opens, Tsunade and Shizune see a woman of short status with long black hair in 2 pigtails with Golden rings at the end. She is dressed in a black Shihakushō with a yellow obi tied around her waist and a white haori that has the symbol for second division on the back.

Naruto says "Tsunade, Shizune, allow me to introduce you to the commander of the second division of the Land of Waves, Soifon."

Soifon, who had done her research on all the big players, instantly recognizes her and gives a bow saying "it is a great honor to meet you my Lady Tsunade."

Tsunade looks over at Naruto and says "I'm guessing by the way she's talking like a high noble I am going to take a guess that this is the girlfriend that you were talking about."

Both Naruto and Soifon go red in the face but it is Soifon who says "I am sorry to inform you my lady but you are mistaken. I believe that you are referring to Lady Yoruichi" her face goes to a new shade of red.

Naruto decides to move on with the conversation and says "and how may I help you today Soifon?"

Soifon stands at attention and says "we received your request for aid for help with interrogating your prisoners Lord Uzumaki. I happened to be in the room when the message came in to Toshiro and decided to come personally." Before she could say anything else a wad of paper hit her in the forehead with Naruto saying "what have I told you about calling me Lord Uzumaki Soifon-chan?" This makes her cheeks turn red. While he is thinking to himself about how Yoruichi had informed him about how to get underneath the skin of her sometimes too uptight subordinate.

Naruto then gave a nod saying "I see and were you able to get information out of them and if so, what were you able to get?" Soifon quickly got over the embarrassment and replies "it did not take very long. After I broke a few fingers they became quite talkative. They told me everything they knew. But this is something I believe you should know automatically it would seem the 4 members of the group are members of the civilian council and as you have been informed they were in control of your family's wealth it would seem that after they gained control of it they began to use it as their own personal piggy bank buying different properties for themselves and going on vacation with some of them even opening businesses."

"I discovered that they have been doing this for several years and according to the one who broke fastest they have all about drained the accounts. When I asked them what they were going to do if it ever got noticed the accounts have been drained."

"They went on to inform me that they had passed several laws that stated any clan funds that do not get claimed by a member of the family after 5 years would be put in the village Treasury as the family would be labeled extinct as they are one's in control of it this gave them total access and have been using the funds using fake transaction under different names to pay for everything such as if they wanted to buy a house they listed it as maintenance to the village for vacations they listed it as diplomatic visits to other countries hoping to make contracts with them."

"Another way they have been managing to steal money from you is they have people who do not exist doing jobs in Department's that don't exist with extremely high pay grades. The checks they get every month go into a dummy account."

Both Naruto and Tsunade were doing everything they could to not blow up. Naruto then looks at Tsunade and says "it looks like the leaf village is going to need a new civilian council." He the turn to Soifon and says "find out who the other 3 members are, then get me pictures of them. Once you have them, I want you to make wanted posters for them. As the Daimyō of the Land of Whirlpool, I am here by issuing a decree for the 3 remaining members of the council, 50,000 Ryo for anybody who can bring them in."

Naruto the says "I will also need to send a message to the Daimyō of the Land of Fire requesting his presence in the village because this could be considered an act of war by stealing my family's wealth and as it was his village that did it he needs to be informed."

Everybody in the room turns to the window as a new voice cuts into the conversation sitting on the windows seal is none other than Yoruichi in her cat form, she quickly jumped off it and begins to transform into her human form and in a flash of light and smoke she is standing in the middle of the office completely naked. Not even caring that she's naked she crosses her arms and says "as a daughter of nobility I will be happy to run the message to him as I know all of the protocols when dealing with nobles." When she turns to look at him, she finds out his face was completely red with a little bit of blood dripping from his nose.

Both Tsunade and Shizune give a laugh at his reaction. Naruto looks at her and says "what have I told you about transforming into your human form due to the fact that when you do, you're completely naked. What if one of the boys had walked by and seen you transform?"

Yoruichi walks over to a cabinet and pulls out an outfit that she kept in it. As she is getting dressed, she says "that is why the Kikanshinki [Account-Replacing Spirit Device] is the go-to solution for the members of The Shinigami Women's Association. When that happens or when we are having a bad date or we come across a pervert who wants nothing more than to get into our pants."

Both Tsunade and Shizune look at each other and then says "you think we can get one of those?"

As Yoruichi finished getting dressed, she walks over to Naruto and wrapped her arms around his neck giving him a kiss on the lips and then says "and here I thought you'd wanna see me again after we spent that night in your bed or is it you just wanna see me all sweaty again. You should know it took me several days to get back the feeling in my legs."

Tsunade cut into the conversation saying "so you slept with him huh and found out about the legendary stamina of the men from the Uzumaki family. I used to hear stories about the Uzumaki men's stamina would transfer over to that area from several of my cousins. We should talk later, I would love to hear from you about how you two got together."

Naruto just throw his hands in the air and says "I'm not dealing with this. I'm hungry and going to get dinner."

[Compound hallway]

Naruto was walking towards the dining room hanging his head as he listens to the three women walking behind him. Yoruichi was in the middle of explaining about the first meeting and the hot spring incident which had gotten a laugh out of Tsunade.

Tsunade looks at him and says "you know she's right, technically speaking because you got undressed in front of a lady of nobility that could result in you getting married." All three of the women began to giggle as he begins walking faster.

As the group approaches the door, they can hear what sounds like a larger riot going on inside. Naruto opens the door but quickly ducked down as a pie had gone flying over his head. Looking back, he sees that it had managed to hit Tsunade dead center in the middle of her face.

As he looks at the dining room, it was to see other chaos. All the children are standing around covered in food as it look like a large food fight had broken out, standing there looking like a deer in the headlights was one of the boys who was obviously the one who had thrown the pie.

When Naruto look back, it was to see the pie pan fall off her face revealing that it had been an apple pie to have hit her. Tsunade using her left hand she slowly reaches up and take a piece of pie off of her cheek. She then says "I like pie as much as the next person but I am more of a banana cream then an apple." She then says "it is good to see the family traditions are continuing, I remember quite a few of these back in the day" she then walks past him and into the room and up to the table and grab a bowl of mashed potatoes, everybody in the room watches her grab a handful of it and throws it at the boy this instantly restarts the food fight.

Naruto, who is still standing in the door, then pinches his nose and says "why are all of the women in my family incapable of acting their age?" Looking to his left he sees Shizune with one of the largest smiles on her face.

Naruto then sees not all the children are participating in the food fight such as Hanabi who was acting like a sports announcer. Putting on his fox like grin, he then thinks to himself 'well if you can't beat them you might as well join them.' He quickly makes his way over to sit down next to her and says "welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first New Uzumaki Family Annual Food Fight. It looks like it's shaping up to be a good one sitting next to me is my new little sister Hanabi, what do you think about the competitors today Hanabi?"

Hanabi begins to giggle and says "well big brother, I see a lot of hopefuls out there on the field like my big sister Hinata."

Both of them turned a look at the field to see that she had grabbed a bowl full of dinner rolls and was now throwing them at the kids.

Naruto says "I agree with you on that one my little sister. She is using those rolls quite effectively you could almost say that she is on a roll."

Hanabi looks at Naruto with a blank face and says "big brother that joke stunk so bad a skunk would say you stink." She then says "you need to just stick to your pranking and leave the jokes and puns to the professionals."

Naruto was about to make a comment when suddenly the doors to the kitchen slammed open revealing two people both Eiko, the head cook along with Amie, one of the head servants and head of the cleaning staff, both women have a look at murder on a face's.

Eiko looks at the children with her hands on her hips and says "and what do you think you are doing? I did not work behind a hot stove for you to do this and you can all forget about having desert for the next week."

Amie take a step forward and says "I am very disappointed in all of you, my team and I work hard to keep this house clean and now I find that you have made this big of a mess. All of you go to the cupboard right now and get the cleaning supplies, you will clean this up.

Naruto who had been trying to get away without being seen stopped dead in his tracks when Amie says "and where do you think you are going Naruto, you might not have been in this fight but you sat there and watched it so you are just as responsible now go grab a mop bucket." She then shoves a broom in Tsunade's direction and says "get cleaning."

Suddenly one of the side doors open revealing Anko who says "you step away for 5 minutes and you missed all the fun."

[Later that night]

Naruto was in his office looking over some paperwork when a small knock on the door gets his attention, telling person to come in. Hinata, who had been in her room when the message came that Naruto wanted to have a conversation with her and to come to his office.

Naruto put on a smile and says "thank you coming so quickly Hinata-chan" he then offered her a seat. He looks at her and says "I wanted to apologize to you. I know I promised to take you out after the exam and I haven't been able to do that."

Hinata put on her smile and says "Naruto-kun when you made that promise you were not aware of the responsibilities that were around the corner. So, I am happy to wait until everything calms down, you do not need to rush."

Naruto let out a breath and says "speaking of responsibility, I wanted to get this out of the way now before it got out of hand, as you know I am the head of my two families which means I will have to partake in the clan restoration act which means I will have to take more than one wife. And I wanted to know what you thought about this before anything could happen between us."

Hinata replies "I grew up in a large clan so I know all about the laws as it was expected of me as the heiress. I had been raised to expect that one day I might be a second wife. So when I learned that you would have to take more than one wife it was not a shock to me as you would think but I had always dreamed about having you to myself but I am willing to share you as long as it is with women who do not want you just for your power and who truly love you for you."

Naruto says "so if I told you that Ino asked me to be one of my girlfriends, would you be OK with her?" Hinata gave a small giggle and says "yes, I would not mind her. She was always nice to me in the academy and I know that the two of you grew up together so it was possible that you could end up with her. She is also a good match for you."

He then says "you have probably also notice both Anko and Yoruichi. I know it might be strange having them as they are older than me but Anko has serious trust issues when it comes to guys and I am one of the few that she trusts to not use her. And as for Yoruichi, I believe that she is just looking to finally settle down and the fact that we complement each other personality wise is a factor."

Hinata gives a nod saying "your reason for Anko is something I can accept. I have heard a lot about her from Kurenai. And I have seen the way Anko looks at you and I can tell that she really cares for you. As for the age difference my grandmother was married to my grandfather when she was 15 when he was in his thirties so love does not care about age." She then says "as for Yoruichi, I have not spent enough time with her to know her too well so I cannot say anything about her."

Naruto then begins to rub his forehead and says "so I guess that just leaves the last girl that's interested in me that I know of and I have been ignoring her advances and playing oblivious to her."

Hinata look down and says "so you know about Hanabi's feelings for you and you were waiting to talk to me first."

Naruto gave a nod of the head while saying "yeah, I didn't think you would appreciate me attempting to date your younger sister given your feelings for me."

Hinata then says "we have had a talk about it and she does want to be one of your girlfriend's. She also knows nothing can really happen between the 2 of you until she is a few years older. And I told her I would accept her as one of the potential girlfriends if you accepted her."

Naruto then says "Hinata-chan I give you my word I would not do anything to harm your sister nor will I put my hands on her in an inappropriate manner."

Hinata replies "I trust you to keep it age appropriate until she is older but a small kiss here and there is OK. It would not be fair to her if she saw you kissing all your girlfriend's but not giving her any."

Naruto then says "now that we have gotten that out of the way, I was wondering if you would be willing to become one of my advisors as like you said you grew up in a big clan and I could use your help." Hinata quickly says "yes, I will help you and I will be happy to become one of your advisors."

[Later that night Land of Waves]

Jiraiya had finally managed to infiltrate the island which had surprised him with how good the security was. He was currently hiding in a tree using a telescope to spy on what he had found out to be the academy. He had been watching as the students trained on the training field and had to give the teachers his respect at their methods of teaching.

He had been watching as the students left for the day so he could try and sneak into the academy to gather more information. He was really wishing he still had his summoning contract with the toads as it would have made this much easier. Taking one more look through his telescope he sees the path is clear so he then put it inside his vest, having trained as a ninja for decades he was quickly able to dodge an incoming attack by jumping down to the ground. Looking back up at the branch he had been standing on, he watches it as it explodes. He then quickly has to dodge again as another explosion comes his way.

Jiraiya quickly begins to look around for the person who is attacking him. He then hears a noise behind him, turning back around he sees a man of average height and a small goatee along with brown hair wearing a black Shihakushō with a white haori and on top of it he wears a pink flowered kimono and a straw hat on his head. Jiraiya then looks to his left when he sees another person approaching is dressed similar to the first but without the pink kimono and a straw hat this one has long silvery white hair.

It was the first man who says "you know it's not permitted for you to sneak into a village without authorization Jiraiya."

Jiraiya for his part was trying to find out how they got the drop on him, that is when he sensed a presence behind him. Quickly turning around he finds a woman standing behind him, jumping back slightly to get a better look at her he noticed she is missing her right arm and has long black hair wearing a white shirt and red vest giving a clear view of her chest that could easily rival that of his teammate.

Jiraiya look at the 3 of them and says "seeing as how you know who I am, how about you introduce yourselves?"

It was the first one in the pink kimono who says "my name is Shunsui Kyōraku. I am the commander of the 8th division."

The second man with long silver white hair says "I am Jūshirō Ukitake. I am the commander of the 13th division."

The woman then says "my name is Kūkaku Shiba. I am the commander of the 5th division."

Jiraiya was about to attempt to run but before he could react, Kūkaku throws a small object at his feet that explodes in a large puff of lime green smoke, and when the smoke clears the 3 of them can see Jiraiya laying on the ground wide awake but paralyzed with his eyes looking around crazily.

It was Jūshirō who says "we will need to send a message out that we managed to capture him. I am sure his village is going to want him back but while he is here, we can attempt to interrogate him to find out anything we can for Naruto-kun. if I'm not mistaken this is the same man he plans to bring before trial."

[Omake it is for the greater good]

It was late at night in a clearing in the forest that a large group of 14 people wearing cloaks start walking out of the forest each one of them holding onto a torch soon they were all standing in a circle when one of them walk forward and says "welcome sisters please remove your hoods." As she says this, she removes her own revealing herself to be Kurenai. Soon the others remove their own hoods, now standing in the circle we can find Yoshino, Channa, Inoiki, Aimi, Anko, Tsume, Hana, Akari, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, Tsunade, and Shizune.

Kurenai, standing in the center of the circle says "tonight we welcome two new members of our club. Welcome sisters Tsunade and Shizune to the Society Against Horrible Fashion. Our main goal is to rid the world of horrible fashion."

Kurenai then looks at Hinata and says "sister Hinata were you able to get what we needed?" Hinata nodded her head as she pulled out a large bag and dumped it in the middle of the circle revealing a pile of orange jumpsuits. Almost instantly all the women have large smiles on their faces. Anko then pulled out a gas can from out of nowhere and begins to dump it on the pile.

Kurenai then says "tonight we finally destroyed this abomination once and for all. This is for the greater good" she then grabs her torch and set it on fire.

As the group of women watch it burn, they slowly begin to dance around the fire.

Soon Kurenai raises her hand to get their attention she then says "tonight we made a big breakthrough but we are far from being done, our next target will be these people" as she pulled out a photograph of 2 men wearing green spandex she then says "we cannot allow this to continue. We must stop these two before they contaminate the next generation. It is for the greater good."

[Uzumaki compound]

Naruto had just finished a shower, walking over to his closet and opening it he finds all of his beloved orange jumpsuits have disappeared with only a piece of paper stuck to the wall with a short note

(Note)

Dear Naruto,

you have left us no other choice now that we have finally gotten you out of them, we will make sure these never see the light of day again. And we could not risk having a relapse so we took all of them including the ones you were trying to hide underneath your bed.

Sincerely, The Society Against Horrible Fashion

[end of note]

After reading it, he falls to his knees and screaming out "nooooooooo!"

author's note

I just wanna say thank you for everybody who reads my story and I wanted think those who do leave a review as they help me work on my next chapter. And the more I get the faster my new chapters will probably come out.