Just Bakugou & Todoroki (TodoBakuTodo Incorrect)

by BlitzyWolf

Literally just Bakugou and Todoroki being dudes, friends, boyfriends you name it. These are short and sweet doses of humor through the interactions between the two. [I do not own BNHA/MHA. All credit for the series and its characters goes to Horikoshi Kohei.]

68. Chapter 68

I was making breakfast yesterday and made some scrambled eggs with chicken and green onions on rice for Shouto since it'd been like three days since he'd slept. I toasted a piece of bread on the side and figured I'd just give him a butter knife so he could put however much butter he wanted on the toast.

Shouto was so fucking out of it that he picked up the fork I gave him for the eggs and shit and started trying to use it with the butter knife like a fucking pair of chopsticks.

Then I gave him a carton of strawberry milk, and he stuck the fork into the carton and was about to try and suck on the fork like a straw, but his teeth hit the metal and made him realize that that wasn't a straw. We don't have metal straws because we used to, and I kept fucking hitting my teeth on them and it pissed me off so much that I eventually gathered all the metal straws and mass bent them in half before stomping the shit out of them and throwing them away.

Anyway, then when Shouto was going to brush his teeth, he was this fucking close to putting soap on his toothbrush instead of toothpaste. Thank God I was there and batted his hand out of the way.

And to top it all off, that night, he was lying in bed, and we'd turned off the lights to sleep. I heard this rustling beside me, the whir of a cord and the tunks of something hitting the bedside table, and then this tapping sound. And I heard it again. And again. And again. And again. And I just kept hearing this tapping for a minute straight before I finally poked him in the side because it was annoying the hell out of me, and I was on the verge of falling asleep.

So I heard that same sound again. And then I heard this tump! I thought Shouto's phone had fallen off the bed or something, but when I woke up, I saw his phone on the floor halfway across the room, obviously unplugged. The charger was still in his fucking hand too.

Shouto hadn't accidentally dropped his phone. No, what I heard was him trying to plug his phone in and failing EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEARD THAT FUCKING TAPPING. And he got so fed up with it that he literally gave up and threw his phone across the room.

Honestly, I just felt bad for him. That's the angriest I've ever seen Shouto, and it was over not being able to find where to plug his phone in in the dark.