Wrong Number
Disclaimer!
I do not own the Harry Potter: Books, Movies, Plays, Games, TV Show, or Characters!
(AN: When I tell you this is my THIRD attempt finalizing this chapter I wish I was joking. I write these on my phone using a fake texting story app, for a more realistic feel and better flow. The app I used for the first chapter stopped working on me AFTER I had already finished the chapter. I took a break out of frustration, finding a different app- Textingstory which is apparently quite popular, and the app did the exact same thing to me. Refusing to work After I had rewritten the chapter. :' C After a lot of searching- and another long break, I think I have an app that won't quit on me this time? Fingers crossed. Also this is dedicated to everyone who's begged for an update/followed this story waiting for one.)
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Chapter 2: Blocking Active
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You changed Unknown's contact name to Mystery Kidnapper.
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Saturday 6 Sep 01:13 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Mystery Kidnapper, really? (quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 01:14 pm
Please tell me you didn't just wake up, or DO tell me that actually. I'd much prefer that to having been stood up all day. 😪(eyes closed bead of sweat on the face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 01:18 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Oi! You're one to talk about waking up late! I find it hard to believe that you were bushy tailed and bright eyed at seven am. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji) Though for your information, yes, I did just wake up.
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Saturday 6 Sep 01:20 pm
Touché, love.
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You've got me there, I changed your contact name the second after I downed a bottle of hangover potion.
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Saturday 6 Sep 01:35 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: I thought you only got buzzed? Something about needing to drag Blaise's drunk arse back to Hogwarts. ️(two men wrestling emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 01:40 pm
I'm telling him you said that. As for my alcohol consumption, I'll admit, I drank more than I intended. 🍸(martini glass emoji)
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We made it back just fine though, since you're so concerned.
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:04 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Oi! I'm not concerned! I was just asking you raging alcoholic. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:05 pm
Between the two of us I somehow don't think I'm the drunkard here.
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So are we good then? About last night I mean.
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:10 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Oi! I don't drink, so it's you by default. Also yeah, yeah we're fine.
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:13 pm
Are you incapable of starting a sentence without the use of 'Oi!'? (eyeroll emoji) You sound like a bloody Weasley.
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Mystery Kidnapper: What's wrong with being a Weasley? (monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:14 pm
I cannot believe you just asked me that. ️(male facepalm emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:20 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Yeah well you sound like Draco Malfoy with that attitude. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:22 pm
What's wrong with sounding like Malfoy? (monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:34 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Okay now you're just mocking me, and nothing really. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of your statement. Besides, Fred and George are a right bit of fun you must admit.
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:37 pm
To you maybe. I don't care too much for them as long as they keep their pranks away from my house and me. (eyeroll emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:40 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: What's your house?
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:47 pm
Again, I'm not telling you that.
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Mystery Kidnapper: And why not? ️(big frowning emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:49 pm
Because that'd ruin the anonymity, Darling. 😉(winking face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 02:50 pm
And if I remember correctly, you're not so keen to share such personal matters yourself.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:00 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: Don't 'Darling' me, buster. I'm not answering til you answer. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:04 pm
Ah, so we're agreed then, this'll remain anonymous.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:05 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: I hate you.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:07 pm
And yet here you are, just eager for my attention. 😏(smirking face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:10 pm
Mystery Kidnapper: You're an arse.
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You changed Mystery Kidnapper's contact name to Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji)
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Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji) changed your contact name to Pain In The Arse 🍒(cherries emoji)
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I could be a pain in YOUR arse if that's what you're trying to hint at. 😏(smirking face emoji)
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Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): It's not.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:12 pm
It's pathetic really, how desperately you've been hitting on me since we've met.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:16 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): I was just joking around last night! 😖(quivering lip and tightly closed eyes emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:17 pm
So I suppose I could throw a pity shag your way if you're really that desperate for it.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:19 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Am I talking to a brick wall here? 😡(slightly red angry face emoji) 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:20 pm
I'm nothing if not charitable. 😌(serene face emoji)
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Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji) changed your contact name to Meatless Bonehead ️(skull and bones emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:25 pm
Oh believe me Darling, I definitely have plenty of meat. 😏(smirking face emoji) (hotdog emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:35 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): I could be a dude too you know.
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:41 pm
How do you know I'm a dude? (monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 03:50 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): So you just joke about having a big thick cock? (quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:00 pm
Alright you caught me, I was absolutely telling the complete truth about that.
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:03 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Pics or it didn't happen.
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:05 pm
Ahem, what? 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:09 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): What, don't tell me you're suddenly feeling shy, Baby. 😚(blushy eyes closed kissy face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:10 pm
I um, I was just- so are you a man as well or not?
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:11 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): I don't see how that's any of your business.
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:19 pm
You want to see my dick but you won't even tell me if you're a woman or not? 😐(deadpan face emoji) 😑(slit eyes deadpan face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:30 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Oh please, we both know this is a joke from both ends. At least I hope YOU know that. 😬(cringing face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:38 pm
You can never be too careful, you'd be surprised the sheer amount of people who try to solicit stuff from me.
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Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji) changed your contact name to Mr. Popular 😎(cool face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:41 pm
Damn straight I am, Baby.
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:42 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Don't call me that.
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Saturday 6 Sep 04:49 pm
What, don't tell me now that the shoe's on the other foot, you're uncomfortable. 😚(blushy eyes closed kissy face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:00 pm
Ray Of Sunshine (sun emoji): You're an arse. Are you sure you're not a Slytherin? (quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:04 pm
Are you sure you're not a woman? You sure are nosy like one. (quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:07 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Don't be sexist, we're capable of minding our own business, probably.
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:12 pm
Aha! So you are a lady! 😏(smirking face emoji) Are you hot?
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:16 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Ha lol, fine, yeah I'm a woman. Define hot.
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Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Are YOU hot?
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:20 pm
Only the hottest, sexiest, most charming and magnetic wizard at Hogwarts. 😏(smirking face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:24 pm
A bird with dark hair, light eyes, killer figure, bright smile, and a winning personality.
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:27 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): So Draco Malfoy? Also I may, or may not, fit at least a few of your criteria. 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:40 pm
You think Malfoy's the hottest, sexiest, most charming and magnetic wizard at Hogwarts? 👀(sidewards glance pair of eyes emoji)
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:55 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Doesn't everyone? I mean fuckkk, the things I would let that man do to me. (drooling face emoji)
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Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji):
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:57 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Okay anyway I've got to go head over for dinner. I'll talk to you later- maybe, if you're not still an arse.
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What things?
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Saturday 6 Sep 05:59 pm
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Hey wait a second what things? You can tell me I promise not to tell a soul. 😁(happy eyes closed smiling with teeth emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 06:01 pm
Oh shite, your eyes are beautiful.
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Saturday 6 Sep 06:03 pm
Huh, oddly enough they're a lot like Potter's. You don't see a kind of emerald green like that often. I usually see women with eyes more like grass. 🌱(plant in dirt emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 06:05 pm
You're not secretly Potter in disguise are you? 👀(sidewards glance pair of eyes emoji) (monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 07:21 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): I don't think you ACTUALLY want to read all the filthy things swimming around in my head right now. 🍆(eggplant emoji) 🍑(peach emoji) 💦(water droplets emoji) Oh, well, um, thank you. Yeah I've heard that a time or two. Also no I'm not Harry. (eyeroll emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 07:22 pm
Merlin's saggy ball sack, don't tell me you just got done eating! What on Earth were you doing in there, scarfing down the whole table?
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Saturday 6 Sep 07:23 pm
Actually I'd very much like to read all the naughty things brewing in that head of yours, Princess. 😏(smirking face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 07:24 pm
So, on a first name basis with the Boy Who Lived are we? I'll take it you're not a Snake then.
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Saturday 6 Sep 07:41 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): Wow, you really know just what to say to a woman. It's a mystery how you're still single. (eyeroll emoji) Also don't call me that! (blushy hand over mouth emoji) What, Slytherins can't be friendly with other houses?
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Saturday 6 Sep 07:50 pm
How do you know I'm still single? Why's that, is me calling you Princess making you feel some sort of way, Princess? 😏(smirking face emoji) Okay now I KNOW you're not a Snake. Which begs to question what house is left. You call Blaise by his first name too, that rules out the house of Reckless Idiots.
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:00 pm
Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji): For Merlin's sake I bloody well hope you're single considering how you've been speaking to me! 😳(wide eyed blushing emoji) I don't exactly know you well, but I'd like to think you wouldn't be so flirty and suggestive with your jokes if you were taken. Seriously cut that out, I won't ask you again. Maybe I'm just someone who calls people by their first name. I'm pretty sure only Slytherins call Gryffindor house the, 'house of Reckless Idiots'.
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You changed Ray Of Sunshine ️(sun emoji)'s contact name to Princess 👑(crown emoji).
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Princess 👑(crown emoji) changed your contact name to Daddy ️(man in a suit emoji).
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You changed Princess 👑(crown emoji)'s contact name to Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji).
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:09 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Merlin I hope one of your friends snoops through your phone and sees me saved as that.
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:10 pm
I could say the same about you, Little One. 💖(red sparkly heart emoji)
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Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Stop that.
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:11 pm
Mmmm, you're such a good girl for Daddy aren't you? 😏(smirking face emoji)
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Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Is this a kink of yours I don't know about?
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Maybe.
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:13 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): What do you look like?
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:22 pm
You know I can't tell you that.
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Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Oh but I can show you my eye colour? 😑(slit eyes deadpan face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:26 pm
I can't risk you finding out who I am.
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:28 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): What, why?
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Saturday 6 Sep 08:30 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): I mean I know 'anonymity' and all that, but I think Hogwarts is big enough for me to know something about you without immediately clocking your identity.
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Saturday 6 Sep 09:45 pm
Look, just, pretend I'm Malfoy or someone hot if you really need to.
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Saturday 6 Sep 09:53 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Oh you DON'T want me pretending you're Draco.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:00 pm
And why's that?
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:05 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): The sheer amount of unholy things I'd subject you to. Who're you imagining I am anyway?
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:07 pm
I can't tell you that either.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:08 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Ugh, git.
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Bitch.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:09 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Arse.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:10 pm
You said that already be creative for a change.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:13 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Fine, Annoying Prat.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:16 pm
If I'm so annoying why are you still texting me late into the night?
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:19 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Anonymity. I somehow don't think 10:16 pm is very late for you. If the timestamps from last night were any indication.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:23 pm
I'm starting to think you like the thought of projecting Malfoy's likeness onto me.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:25 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): And I'm starting to think you're more obsessed with Draco than I am. Are you sure you're not actually Harry? 👀(sidewards glance pair of eyes emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:30 pm
Potter's obsessed with Malfoy? I'm not surprised. Though you would've never guessed by how he acts. Why, wishing I was Potter after all? Are you another one of his Groupies? (green nauseous face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:35 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): WHAT NO EWWW! 😵 💫(dizzy face emoji) 😭(crying face emoji) ️(coffin emoji) I'd sooner pitch myself off the Astronomy Tower! (partially green vomiting face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:37 pm
😂(laughing crying face emoji) 😂(laughing crying face emoji) 😂(laughing crying face emoji) 😂(laughing crying face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:39 pm
Good Girl. Merlin you're a riot sometimes. You almost sound like his sister or something with a reaction like that. (sideways laughing crying face emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:43 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Other people are capable of not being attracted to the Great Harry James Potter besides his sister. Do you know her well enough to draw that comparison? I wouldn't imagine so by how you talk about her brother.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:51 pm
Fair enough, though they are far few and in between unfortunately. You seem to have your head on straight though, for the most part. Not including that list of yours we've still yet to properly hash out.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:52 pm
Can't say I do, or anyone does rather. That pathetic little thing has no friends.
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Saturday 6 Sep 10:55 pm
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): She's friends with The Golden Trio isn't she? 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)
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Saturday 6 Sep 11:00 pm
You'd think so but no. I mean, have you SEEN her? Scared witless of her own shadow, trailing after her famous brother like a lost puppy. Poor thing, I almost feel sorry for how unremarkable she is. It'd be impossible to live up to the high standards Potter somehow managed to set, all while he was still in nappies, but I mean LOOK AT HER! She'd still be a skittish little freak wearing that rat's nest she calls hair as a bloody veil. She must be absolutely hideous under there if she's willing to go through such lengths to hide her face! 😂(laughing crying face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:19 am
Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): How can you be so cruel?
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:25 am
Oh come on, don't tell me you're a Willamina Potter sympathizer. 😂(laughing crying face emoji)
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You can no longer send or receive messages or calls from Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji).
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Fuck.
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