Cat: Naruto X HOTD X School Live Club

Title: Zombies walking around? No problem

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Kurumi/Rika/Saeko/Yukki/Megumi/Yuuri Takashi X Saya/Shizuka, Hisashi X Rei, Kota X asami

Summary: Uzumaki Naruto is a troublemaker, delinquent, and resident deterrent of bullies. Even the teachers know better then to fuck with him. So when the Zombie apocalypse breaks out, who's going to stop him from crub stomping a few zombies and having good times with the ladies.

So everyone can thank guest reviewer Z-slayer for this little banger. Umm also don't ask me to kill Hisashi and put Rei with Naruto or Takashi or even Kota. I don't like Rei and think she's a colossal bitch. She dumped her boyfriend and got with his 'best friend' all within the span of a year so yeah. don't ask, because to be honest i'm temped to off Rei by chapter 4 or 5. Also out of all the Zombie series he mentioned I'm really only familiar with like 4 of them. HotD, Walking Dead, resident Evil, School Live and Zom 100... I guess you could add in All of us are dead and Train to busan... which actually makes me think they take place in the same universe.

Okay quick disclamer. I don't own Naruto, High School DXD or School live Club. Any relevant mentions to other series will be explained. Now if asked why I don't add other Zombie centric shows/Movies/games it either A I don't know enough about them to make a dissection or B the media around those shows is enough to where i'm not going to poke it with a stick. Let alone try to fit them into my madhouse of a brain.

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Chapter 1: Not so Dead yet part 1

If you had asked anyone from the week prior how the world looked to them you would get drastically different answers. Some people would say life was amazing others would say it sucked. And a select few would tell you they were board of life itself. Everyone always wishes they could go back in time to an extent. Many wished that they could just allow the world to drift away in a single moment and stay there forever.

Of course, by that same respect it would be wise to avoid moments that caused pain to an individual.

Location: Tokonosu City

Place: Fujimi Academy- Nurse's office

Time: 1230

A soft moan escaped the lips of the woman who was currently laying on her back as her lover thrust into her. Anyone else would find themselves in fear of getting fired and thrown in jail for sevreal reasons, but not this woman who was doing her best to concel her orgasmic moans as not to destuit the younger lady who had already passed out before her turn had come.

Marikawa Shizuka was at least a decade older than the oldest student at the High School, however that didn't stop her from teasing and occsuanlly sleeping with the older male students... At least until her Current lover came along two years ago. She was taller than most Japanese females standing at 5'9. She is ridiculous curves and her physique is most pronounced by her humongous K-cup breasts. Her ass and legs were not half bad to look at either. And yes while she was fully japanese she had some eroupen blood in her accounting for her waist-length blonde hair that has several bangs coming down into her face, two bangs come down at the sides running all the way down that also frames her face and hazel eyes. Something many boys in the school found exotic about her. Currently she wore a black knee length Dior skirt that was pushed up to her thin wasit, a white button up shirt that was open and her bra that had been ripped off.

It should be noted that Shizuka had something akin to nymhpomania. She had learned of her conduction years ago, back when she was in high school. Her friend Rika had always been there to help her out when her thoughts and desires became to much but as a member of the JSDF she was often away. now here she was allowing her sex friend to have his way with her.

Her lover grunted as he pulled out and and walked up to Shizuka's mouth and exploded all over hr face and mouth. Just the way she liked it.

Shizuka sat up and licked her lips, before she got a better look at her Lover and his girlfriend. Both of them were second year students. Already 17, but they had another year before leaving the school. (1)

Looking at the girl first Shizuka couldn't quite figure out how these two had meshed together and become lovers. Especial since this slip of a girl couldn't even handle the harder fucking her boyfriend came to Shizuka for. Taniuchi Fumiko was a nice girl standing at about 5'1lender body and ample E-cup breasts and runners legs thanks to her time as part of the track team, magenta colored hair that was pulled into two braided ponytails that hung behind her head, and blue eyes covered by a pair of glasses. wearing the female sailor uniform of Fujimi Academy. A while long sleeve shirt with green accents, and a green mini skirt. With a neat little bow in the center. The girl's shirt was open revrealing her naked breasts as her lace blue bra and panties were somewhere else in the room.

But the girl was for another time. Shizuka's eyes were currently on the stud who was getting dressed. Uzumaki Naruto. Son of Chef Uzumaki Kushina and Cheif of Detectives Namikaze Minato. Ace of the boxing club, shokingly enough a member of the gardening club, and 9th overall in his grade. Many people assumed that Naruto was just a thug and a brute because of his spiky blonde hair and blue eyes. It did'nt help matters that like his father he was taller than the avarage japanese citizen a 5'11 and with him clocking in at just over 205 lbs of pur muscle it was a wonder that he was somewhat popular if not feared in the school. He had managed to slip on his white sleeveles shirt, and buttoned up his black pants,

"Not going to wait for Fumi-chan to get up?" asked Shizuka as she sat up and began to fix herself.

Naruto shuck his head as he puled on the black jacket that all boys wore. "No point. We're in different classes and aside from lunch and walking home we hardly see each other," said Naruto.

"That's a cold thing to say about your girlfriend," said Shizuka with a smile.

"We're not dating. If we were i'd be a terrible boyfriend with how many girls I have sex with besides Fumiko. One of whom incluides my fieance Busujima Saeko," said Naruto.

The nurse chuckled as she pulled her hair into a ponytail. "I still find it so strange that despite the fact that you two are to be wed she allows you to just have sex with any woman you want to, not that I'm complaining,"

Naruto crossed his arms. "Of course, you're not going to complain. I've been having sex with you at least twice a week for the better part of a year. Not to mention how many threesomes I've had with you and Saeko,"

"And what amazing sex it is," said a blissed out Shizuka.

Naruto shuck his head. "I spent all of study period and 30 minutes of luch just fucking you two. I got20 minutes before lunch is over. I'm going to go grab a bite," said Naruto as Shizuka covered Fumiko with a blanket.

As the blond haired young man made his way to the cafeteria he stopped as he saw a sight that had become all to common in the last years. He opened the doors that lead to the stairs to find his pal Takashi looking into what was a secluded part of the schoolyard where his ex girlfriend Miyamoto Rei was getting felt up by his 'best' friend Igou Hisashi. The same sad expression he had carried with him all this time.

Takashi Naruto felt that Takashi was wasting his time hung up on that bitch Rei and wasting his energy on staying friend with Hisashi.

Hisashi was slightly shorter then Naruto was at 5'8" As a member of the Judo club he was fairly fit, but the one time he had stepped to Naruto who was defending his bud Takashi He had knocked him flat. He had gray hair and brown eyes. He was only ever seen wearing the standard Fujimi High School male student uniform. Naruto could admit that Hisashi was a rather handsome lad. No he wasn't into guys, but he could admit when another man was handsome. However his personallity left much to be desired. He was a cool guy, but how cool was he really if he was having sex with Takashi's ex girlfriend and found it alright to pretend that it was fine.

Rei has waist-length orange-brown hair that is tied in a single small ponytail on the back of her head while she leaves the rest of her hair down with bangs hanging over her face while she has two strands sticking out above the rest of her hair, reddish-brown eyes and she has a slender figure with ample e cup breasts. Despite her physical beauty Naruto absolutly hated her guts. For as long as Naruto had known Rei and Takashi- they had all met in the first grade along side Takagi Saya who had a huge crush on Takashi and was probably the only man besides Naruto who her father would approve of to date her.

Naruto sighed and slapped Takashi on the back of the head, making said boy turn around and glare at the blond.

"Quiet being a creep and lets go," said Naruto.

Takashi snored, but did as the taller boy said. "Easy for you to say. Everyone knows you've fucked half the females in school,"

"I've had sex with four of them. A Student-teacher, and Nurse Shizuka," unashamed of his sex life

"See what I mean," said Takashi frowning.

Naruto sighed. "Look if you're that desperate for sex I can hook you up with someone. Toshimi Niki owes me a favor and she did mention in passing that you were cute to her," said Naruto

Takashi folded his arms and had to think about it for a second, before shaking his head. "Nah bro, I don't want your sloppy seconds, especially considering most females will want a threesome with you and I'm not into having another devil's threesome after last time with Shizuka-sensei,"

"Oh, for fucks sake one time and we made eye contact while switching holes, so it doesn't count. Besides Niki is pretty cute and is one of the few females who doesn't try to get me to have sex with her," said Naruto throwing his hands up in the air. (2)

Takashi frowned at the blond. No Takashi wasn't separate for sex. Sure, it had been a while since he got any. While Rei had been his first, he had had sex with two other females a girl named Yamanaka Ino and one named Kurai, but neither of them felt right to him. It always felt like they didn't compare to Rei.

"Nah i'm good man. So what we havein for lunch?" asked Takashi looking at his bro.

Location: Tokonosu City

Place: Fujimi Academy- Garden club Roof top area

Time: 1230

The roof top garden of Fujima Academy was one of the few places that Naruto could relax without to many worries. If people saw the hulking mass that the blond was being so delicate with flowers they wouldn't believe it. Of course the president of the gardening club couldn't believe it either.

Third year Wakasa Yuuri had been president of the gardening club since her first year. She could easily be considered Busujima Saeko's rival in the looks department but for a different reason. She had a more scholarly Girl next door appreance. Standing at 5'4 her D-cup breasts looked much bigger than they actaully were, with long and straight brown hair, freely falling down to her hips some of her of her hair into a bun at the left side of her head, tied with a small silver-grayish hairclip. olive green eyes with an amber tint in it. a mole located under her left eye, and a fair and light complexion that is prone to blushing. She wore the school uniform, but with thigh high black stockings and a . Something about how it made her legs look longer.

The other girl in the club was 1st year Ebisuzawa Kurumi. And she was fairly short only standing at 5 feet tall and had B-cup breasts. fair light-skinned that is prone to blushing with straight hip-length dark purple hair that is tied in a twin-tail fashion with red ribbons on each side and it extends to her hips. and violet eyes in the anime. While she didn't normally have this she kept s black and white striped arm-warmers, black fingerless gloves, and kneepads in her bag. She was a member of the Bojutsu club afterall and looked up to Miyamoto Rei. Often times angering Naruto with her constent praises of the girl. This was probably the only thing the two of them disagreeded on. Otherwise they got on swimmingly.

Today it was just the three of them in the club. Yuuri rubbed her head wishing that Kurumi had had Bojutsu practice today. It had been a few weeks she she and Naruto had last had sex and she wanted to have him to herself today.

Normally Yuuri wouldn't even dream of engaging in sexaul activites at school, but this was the only time she could get some stress relif from home and school. She loved her family but their expectations were high of her and since she had Saeko had been trading test scores back to back for the better part of three years stress was bound to build up. Besides that this was one thing that had never een settled. Who was the better lover?

Yes Yuuri knew that she wasn't the love of Naruto's life nor did she want to be. Just lording the fact that she got Busujima's fiance to say she was better was enough for her. That and the sex ith him was pretty good.

"Hey Yuuri where do you want these bags?" asked Naruto hefting four bags of dirt over his shoulders. He was currently stripped down to his white shirt.

Naruto, Yuuri, and Kurui left the school with a goodbye on their lips.

As the trio left to sleep in their beds for the night, it would be the last peaceful night of their lives for quite a while.

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And cut.

1: I'm like 90 percent sure that Shizuka is an undignosted Nymphomaniac and 10 percent sure that she is only like this due to streess in the Zombie apocolype. SHe basicly wanted to have sex with Takashi and Kota in the apartment, she had no problems letting rei molest her in the bath, and in the island OVA she had sex with Saya, hile thinking it was Rika. Need i say more?

2: Devil's threeway is two guys one girl. The rule is Guys DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!