Cody was really glad that Mr. Brock, the kind-hearted principal of Cody's school, was there to help out one of his top students. Where would he and his school be without Principal Brock. Although it wasn't all of the students Cody convinced, there was still a few convincing to go around for some students in school.

But that can probably wait for another day, and Tyler was feeling more comfortable that most of the other kids have forgiven him.

In Hell, Blitzo was having a crazy idea spiral in his head. The imp heard a song from one of his most hated groups of all time: The Wiggles. He accidentally heard their song: "Fruit Salad" and he needed something to get that annoyingly catchy song out of his head, and he found the perfect idea.

Flicking the remote, something caught his attention. "In recent news," said a male reporter, "many months ago, Sheryl Leach, the creator of childhood icon: Barney, has been brutally murdered and mutilated by Mexican agents, and The United States nuked Mexico City. That's right, just dropped an atomic bomb on Mexico."

"Interesting." Said Blitzo.

"US soldiers are marching south of the border and securing the capital city and gaining control of the country." The reporter continued. "Not only will Mexico be a US territory, but Spanish will be abolished from being the official language, and be replaced with English and French instead, like Canada." Then he got off the chair and said: "Yes! Whoo! To hell with that ugly language! Now we never have to hear that shitty so-called language again!" Realizing that he made a stupid move, the reporter said: "I mean, poor Mexico."

"Heh, poor Mexico indeed." Blitzo chuckled. He pulled out his keyboard and found the perfect way to ruin childhoods with his plan. "Vaginas," he sang as he played the keyboard, "licky licky. Vaginas, yummy yummy."

He knows that he will not regret this kind of idea that came to his brain.

"Cunnilingus is fun game to play. So let's taste that vagina today. Slurp it like it's fucking yummy soup, and be happy there won't be any poop. Vaginas, yummy yummy. Vaginas, licky licky."

"Oh, piss on a dick!" Loona exclaimed, making Blitzo yelp in surprised. There she was, looking mad and Cody looking grossed out from the lyrics.

"Loony, Cody! Back so soon?" Blitzo said. "I didn't hear you come back here from Earth.

"Maybe because of your shitty keyboard playing." Loona said. "What the fuck are you doing, Blitzo?!"

"Creating my own kid song." Blitzo said. "Vaginas, licky licky."

"Gah!" Then she covered Cody's ears as she looked offended. "Hello? There is a kid in the room, and I'm sure that no one can ever enjoy this! Stop!"

"Come on, Loony. This can be the greatest hit that can hit the billboards."

"Yeah, the billboards for the crazy and insane." Loona nodded her head. "I mean... what the fuck is going on in that dildo-shaped head of yours?"

"Stolas might like it when he hears it."

"That's it, give me that keyboard!"

"Hey hey hey!" Blitzo tried to stop her. "Come on, let me have this, why don't you see what everyone else would think?"

"I'm sure that they would think you are insane." Loona narrowed her eyes at him.

"This is Hell, I know I'm messed up, but this is Hell."

"Even demons have standards."

"Look I still have some work to do, ok? I really need some peace so I can progress in this song." He cleared his throat, and horribly, he continued singing "vaginas, licky licky. Vaginas, yummy yummy."

Loona facepalmed herself in response with a groan. "What is wrong with you?"

"many things are wrong with me." Blitzo paused. "Be careful not to get pissed." He began singing some more, "make sure every drop of urine is missed."

"Blitzo, gross!" Cody complained. "Do it when we're not here!"

"Yeah!"

but the imp paid no heed to these two. "Let's just go out for a doughnut or something."

"Good idea Cody, anything but this right now. They both left the apartment, leaving Blitzo alone to his madness.

"I'm sorry you have to put up with that, Loona." Cody said as he and his sister were walking down a few corridors.

"Heh, I know." Loona smirked. "Everyone is. But at least things worked out well for Tyler. Most of your friends are good with him now."

"They are." Cody smiled. "So do you think he'll stop any time soon?"

"Who knows? He might stop writing that disturbing song in an hour or two. I'm sorry you had to hear that."

"don't worry about it, Loona. I guess i understand why you want to move out one day."

"Heh, one day, yeah. I will get out of that funny farm, and we'll have our own place to live in."

Walking to a nearby doughnut shop, Cody was sitting while Loona was the one ordering. Something caught Cody's attention. There was a female imp that looked so much similar to Blitzo, and had the similar insignia on Blitzo' forehead, but the one on her head was crossed out with an ex with marker. Not only that, but her horns were more curved like a ram's pair and her body was more curvy like any female bipedal being would have. Who was this person? Is she affiliated with Blitzo? Was there any connection at all? This woman had a striking resemblance to Blitzo alright, and Cody couldn't get that out of his head.

This female Blitzo looked over to where Cody was sitting at whom the latter turned his head to not get caught staring at her, and the female imp recognized him immediately since Cody is the only human living down here in Hell. Yes, it looked like she heard about him too. The lady was curious about the human boy here, and walked up to him, getting the cigarette out of her mouth and carelessly throwing it aside. "Hey there." said the imp in a mildly raspy voice. "You're that human kid that's famous around here."

Cody was silent and didn't know what to say, and began to worry that this lady might hurt him somehow, considering the fact that he almost got killed by one of his enemies in the Richest Cup yesterday with his tomboyish girlfriend. There was a pause and then Cody said: "Yes. I am." in a flat voice, trying to keep his cool so he wouldn't show fear.

"You got a pretty good voice for singing from what I heard. The way you rocked out at Lucifer's party many months ago." the female imp pointed.

"Thanks." Cody said.

"Cody, right?" said the female imp

"Yes. Why, are you going to mug me?" Cody asked at last.

"Pfft, if i was going to mug you, i would hold you at gunpoint and demand you give me cash. Name's Barbie. Barbie Wire."

The boy thought he had heard that name somewhere before, but he just couldn't puzzle it all together. He really thought he had heard that name somewhere but it slipped his mind.

"You?" said Loona, who was on the other side of Barbie. "You're Blitzo' sister?"

Cody looked shocked and it was all coming back to him. Now he remembered how Blitzo told him about his sister, and how close they were together when they were younger. "Sister?" he said

"What about it?" said Barbie. "And who the fuck are you anyway?"

"Name's Loona, bitch."

"How do you know about Blitzo?"

"That's... not important." Loona said, not wanting to give away details of her private life. "He told me about you."

Something tells Cody that crazy shit was about to go down pretty fast. What happened yesterday on that date was one this, but this? This could really get ugly. He felt like hiding in a nearby restroom, even shielding himself in a stall, and he got out of the booth. Many other customers were watching this like some kind of drama show. "And what exactly did he tell you about me, bitch?" Barbie crossed her arms.

"That's none of your business!" Loona growled, pushing her face against the imp, but Barbie was not intimidated and did the same thing to Loona. both of them growling and barring their teeth like two dogs fighting over a deer carcass. "I suggest you get the fuck out of here before i commit FGM on you." Loona pulled out a sharp-looking knife to prove her point

Barbie smirked and laugh. "Is that supposed to be a threat?"

"No, it's a death warrant if you don't fuck off." Loona narrowed her eyes. "You know, Blitzo say idle threats don't work on you."

"And he's damn right they don't!" barbie exclaimed. Then a realization came to Barbie's head, and then let out a small, raspy laugh. "I get it. Your his daughter now."

"Adopted, stupid bitch." Loona seethed before swiping her claws across barbie's body, and knocked her into a table, and breaks a few of her ribs in the process. "Blitzo is not my real dad!"

"Loona, stop!" Cody said, trying to intervene. "She's not worth it!"

Growling, Loona looked at Barbie, and realized that she just hurt Blitzo's own twin sister.

The female imp groaned in pain as she got up and placed her right hand on her broken ribs, grunting and grinding her teeth from the unbearable pain. "Agh! I don't fucking care how many ribs you broke, I can still fight you- ah!" Barbie grunted some more. "Can't believe someone who killed his own mother adopted someone in the first place."

"Newsflash," said Loona. "She's still alive! Oh, why did i say that?" the hellhound realized she made a false move

Barbie slowly became surprised. "What?" she murmured.

"Come on, Loona, before this gets any more ugly."

"You're- you're right, little bro." Loona sighed. "Let's get out of here." they both walked away and Barbie was still gripping on the side where the few ribs were broken, and she was shocked to hear that her mother was actually still alive.

Meanwhile, back in Blitzo' apartment, he was still playing his off-color and vulgar Wiggles song and this time, Moxxie and Millie, his friends, were in front of him to hear the song. "Vaginas," Blitzo sang, "licky licky."

Moxxie, of course, was grossed out, but Millie on the other hand, was clapping her hands to the rhythm of this off-color tune. "Sir, who can possibly enjoy this?!"

"Your wife's enjoying it." said Blitzo.

"Yeah, it's catchy," Millie said.

It was just then Cody and Loona came back and slammed the door behind them. "Back already?" said Blitzo.

"Blitz..." said Loona. "We need to talk.

Author's Note

i'm sorry if the Mexico part offended people in advanced. I am not racist, this is just for comedy purposes, like Helluva Boss comedy purposes