Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 6
Tree to Get Ready
Candace and Stacy were playing their favorite fighting game.
"You're mine," said Stacy.
"You wanna piece of me?" asked Candace.
Stacy's avatar quickly grabbed Candace's avatar and took her down. "Uh-uh. I want the whole thing, baby."
That's when Linda came in.
"What are you ladies doing?" she asked.
"Wrestling, Mom," Candace replied. "Favorite game."
"Well, I'll be running a few errands. Call if there's any trouble."
"With my brothers, might as well call now." Candace realized something was off. "Speaking of, where's Perry?"
Meanwhile, Perry was already in his lair receiving instructions.
"There you are, Agent P," Monogram said. "It's come to our attention that all pigeons have left the downtown area. On the upside, I haven't washed my car in weeks." He quickly cleared his throat. "I mean, we can only assume that Doctor Doofenshmirtz is involved. You know your mission."
Perry left to accomplish his mission.
Perry
In the backyard, Phineas and Ferb just finished their project of the day. That's when Isabella came in.
"Hey guys," she greeted. "Whatcha doin?"
"We remodeled our old treehouse," Phineas replied, gesturing to the large treehouse. "What do you think?"
"Oh my gosh!"
"Come on. Check it out."
The three kids climbed onto a tire swing, which took them up to Phineas & Ferb's Fort.
The fort was much larger on the inside than the outside.
"This is the main crib," Phineas said as he showed the main area.
"Sweet," Isabella said as she looked around.
"Let's hit the tube to the top."
Out back, there was this tube bridge.
"Are you sure this is safe?" Isabella asked.
"Yeah, we never missed yet," Phineas replied.
"Really?"
"Yes. You're our first passenger."
By then, Isabella was already on the first tube being pulled back. She wanted to get off, but it was too late.
Phineas and Ferb let go.
Isabella was sent flying through this tube bridge. She screamed at the top of her lungs. She made it to the other side completely unscathed.
"Awesome," she said, as if what she went through wasn't terrifying.
The boys launched themselves right after. They landed on top of Isabella.
The three just laughed it off. They paused for a second to catch their breaths, then they finished their laughter.
"Check out the view," Phineas said once they stopped laughing. "Pretty sweet, huh?"
Isabella looked around. The view of the neighborhood was very beautiful.
"Yeah," she agreed before she noticed something off. "Hey, what's that?"
The thing she saw was another treehouse that looked like it's seen better days.
"That's Candace's old treehouse," Phineas explained. "She doesn't use it anymore. Hey, how about we give it a makeover?"
"Sure, something more, I don't know, Candace?"
"Yes."
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Perry grappled up to the top of the building. He then used suction cups to stick to the wall. After a bit of climbing, he entered the apartment.
The person he saw wasn't Doofenshmirtz. It was a girl around fifteen years old with long, black hair wearing very dark clothing.
The girl was firing a ray onto a group of pigeons. From the looks of things, the pigeons were being hypnotized.
Perry quickly grabbed a camera from under his hat and snapped a photo.
"Very effective, don't you think, Perry the Platypus?" came a voice.
Perry turned around to see Doof standing right there taking a shot.
Perry made a run for it.
Reality finally hit Doof like a bus. He spit out his coffee.
"Perry the Platypus?" he shouted before turning to the pigeons. "Get him! Stop him! He's headed for that clearly marked exit!"
Perry had no idea there was a marked exit until Doof mentioned that. He headed for the exit…
Only to be blocked by a couple of pigeons.
Candace lost her third round in a row against Stacy. She was about to throw her controller.
"Attention Candace!" came Phineas' voice. "Come out to the backyard! We have a surprise for you!"
Candace came out to the backyard expecting something bust-worthy.
"What is it this time?" she asked.
"Check out your old treehouse," Phineas replied. "You might like it."
Candace turned to her old treehouse. It looked exactly like the treehouse of her dreams.
"No way!" she said excitedly, before snapping back to reality. "I have to call Mom!"
Stacy quickly snatched the phone away. "Don't be such a fuddy-duddy. Let's check it out."
Before Candace had the time to argue, Stacy grabbed her and carried her to the tree. They climbed onto the tire swing which launched them up to the house.
When they entered, they were both surprised by the interior. They were in a large room decorated in Candace's signature color, pink.
Candace couldn't believe this was her old treehouse. It had everything. Carpets, furniture, entertainment center, bells and whistles, there was even a jacuzzi.
"It was like my brothers were replaced by aliens," Candace remarked.
"Yeah, and now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat you," Stacy added, jokingly.
"I can't believe they did this for me."
The two entered an elevator.
"You may begin bouncing," Phineas' voice came from the speaker.
It took the girls a second to realize they were standing on a trampoline. The two jumped for a bit until they were launched high in the air. Afterwards, they bounced from trampoline to trampoline until they were on an observation deck.
"Woo!" they both cheered.
That's when a tin can phone rang. Candace answered.
"How's the new treehouse?" came Phineas' voice.
"I love it," Candace replied. "You thought of everything."
"It gets better. Try pushing the THF button."
"THF? What's that? Some sort of sound system?"
Stacy pushed the button. The treehouse started to convert.
"Tree House Fight!" Phineas declared.
Both tree houses turned into large mechs.
"Oh snap!" the girls shouted in unison.
"I'm taking you down!" said Phineas.
Candace and Stacy hugged each other and screamed.
Perry couldn't believe it. Out of all the ways he could be trapped today, it had to be by a flight of pigeons.
"You see, Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "You are no match for my pigeons. I have conditioned their tiny bird brains to do exactly as I say by using my brand new, very evil invention, the Poop-Inator." He turned to the goth girl in the room. "Oh, I almost forgot. Let me introduce you to my assistant, Vanessa."
"Whatever," Vanessa said as she started listening to some music on her ipod.
Doof laughed, embarrassed. "She's new." He then got back to business. "Observe! With this, I can implant the target image on their tiny brains in a flash!" Doof fired his ray at the pigeon, getting rid of all its feathers. "It works better from a distance. Anyway, today at Town Hall, they will award the Key to the City to my goody two-shoes brother, Roger. Oh, how I loathe him."
"I like Uncle Roger," said Vanessa.
"Thank you, Vanessa, but I don't think I was talking to you. Is your name Perry the Platypus? I don't think so."
Vanessa sighed. "I should've gone to Summer School."
"I will not be attending the ceremony," Doof continued. "But my pigeons will be there to rain on his parade. You see, Perry the Platypus, my brother is at the top of a very long list of people I despise. Vanessa, music please."
Vanessa begrudgingly cued the music.
Play "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother"
Doof put on a hat, grabbed a stick, and started to dance.
Doof:
I bear lots of animosity to bellhops
They never bring my luggage up on time
Doof tore off the head of a cardboard bellhop.
And taxi drivers really tax my patience
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
Doof dropped a two-ton weight on a cardboard taxi driver.
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers
Or sports fans in the bleachers
Doof pointed at Perry with a foam finger.
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you
The pigeons started to dance as well.
There are lots of horrid people on this planet
That I would like to give a lashing, too
Doof took a portrait of his brother and painted a crossed-out circle on it.
But my goody two-shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo
Yes, my goody two-shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
He's the one I want to smother
Even Vanessa was kicking her legs to the beat, no matter how hard she tried to resist.
Thank you sir, I'll have another
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo
End "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother"
"You see how I held that last note?" Doof asked. "Good, huh?"
Back to the tree house fight.
"Bring it on, maggots!" Candace and Stacy shouted.
With that, the first round began.
It wasn't hard for the girls to control their mech. The controls were just like the video game.
"Let's show them our mad skills," Stacy said.
The girls' mech grabbed the boys' mech. They started to dance.
"Hey, stop leading!" Phineas shouted.
"You stop leading!" Candace shouted back before turning to Stacy. "Give them the twister!"
The girls' mech grabbed the boys' mech, spun it around, then sent it flying miles away.
"Score!" Stacy cheered.
The boys were about to crash.
"Hit the crash button!" Phineas shouted.
He and Ferb hit the crash button. They both got covered in tires.
When the mech crashed, the two just bounced around the room. The tires protected them from getting hurt.
When the bouncing stopped, the two removed the tires. They saw the girls' mech advancing.
"The enemy's upon us!" Phineas yelled, now dawned in a pirate costume. "Man the cannons!"
Ferb did just that.
Phineas cut the rope. It dropped a weight that landed on the cannon. It launched a bunch of large bouncing balls towards the girls' mech.
"Uh-oh," Candace said before they got hit. "Yow! What now?"
"Try pulling some levers!" Stacy suggested.
Candace pulled a lever. A bunch of water balloons launched from the girls' mech.
"Incoming!" Phineas shouted, now in military gear.
The boys took cover.
The boys' mech got covered in water. Ferb quickly pulled a lever to regurgitate it.
"Ew," the girls said.
"Egad, Ferb!" Phineas said, now in shining armor. "It's an end run around the middle! Sound retreat!"
Ferb played some bagpipes.
At the car wash, Linda was waiting for her car to be cleaned. She felt something off.
"That's funny," she remarked. "This is usually the part where I get a call from Candace."
Linda called Candace to make sure everything was alright.
Candace answered the phone, but she still paid attention to what she was seeing.
"Candace, honey, I'm at the car wash and I'll be heading home very soon," Linda said.
It took Candace a second to realize what she heard. "Oh no."
"Phineas and Ferb to Robo-Girls," came Phineas' voice. "Last one home is a big purple pickled egg."
A chicken noise came from the tin-can phone.
The girls chased the boys home.
"Ah, the award ceremony," Doof said as he watched from his binoculars. "And there's my insipid brother, Roger." The binoculars expired. "Oh, let's see if I have another coin." Doof found and inserted another coin. "Now, what was I saying? Right, I despise him so much. You are about to witness a truly petty act of vengeance, Perry the Platypus, brought on by my own mindless jealousy. Vanessa, fire the harpoon."
Vanessa launched a harpoon, connecting a rope from Doof's apartment to City Hall.
"Perfect," Doof said. "The time has come. Do not fail me, my pigeons!"
The pigeons walked down the line in single file, somehow without being noticed by the crowd.
They got in position. They aimed.
"Watch and learn, Perry the Platypus…" Doof said as he turned around. Perry wasn't there. "Wait, where's Perry the Platypus?"
The pigeons that had Perry tied up quickly pointed at each other.
Perry escaped, and took the Poop-Inator with him. He removed the image of Roger and replaced it with an image of Doof. He then got on top of City Hall. Once he was sure he had good distance, he zapped the pigeons.
Right as the pigeons flew away, two giant treehouse mechs tripped on the line and toppled over each other, taking Perry with them.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof yelled as he watched Perry get away. He then noticed the pigeons coming towards him. "Well, this is not going to end well for me."
"That's what you get for using a bunch of stupid pigeons," Vanessa scolded as she walked away.
Doof ran after her. "Wait for me!"
By then, she had already got in the elevator, and shut it. Another elevator opened, and Doof ran inside. He spammed the button to close the door, but he was too late. The pigeons got in.
Agent P
The treehouse mechs rolled down the streets of Danville at a very fast pace. The kids floated around in their rooms, laughing and having a great time.
After a long time, the treehouses finally stopped right in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard. The two large treehouses merged into one small, connected treehouse.
"We beat you, you big purple pickled eggs," Phineas teased.
"Are you out of your tree?" Candace asked. "We were first."
"We were!"
"We were!"
That's when Linda came back from her errands.
"It looks like you're having fun," Linda remarked.
"Well, Mom, you know what they say," Phineas said.
He was interrupted when the girls launched a water balloon at him.
"Fun never falls too far from the tree house," Ferb finished before he suffered the same fate.
A.N.
Again, not much to say here.
After six chapters/days, we're finally introduced to Vanessa, my favorite character in the entire series.
While Vanessa's debut was in the episode where Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella chased cattle, I have no plan to do that episode. I considered it, but I went against it in favor of better episodes.
That's all I have to say. Thanks for reading. Please favorite, follow, and review.