Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 17
Are you my Mummy?
The Flynn-Fletcher family, except Linda, were in line at an Egyptian movie theater.
"You know, this theater was built over seventy years ago in this Neo-Egyptian style," Lawrence said. "Apparently, there used to be a whole Pharaoh's tomb with a mummy and a sarcophagus. I mean, you couldn't pick a better place to watch a classic, old mummy movie."
As they watched the movie, the boys were intrigued when the explorers in the movie resurrected a dead mummy with an ancient incantation.
"Dad, where do you find a mummy?" Phineas asked.
"Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramid," Lawrence replied before his phone rang. "Better put this on vibrate."
"It says here that the mummy will obey all your commands," said one explorer in the movie. "Well, beat me with a chicken."
The mummy pulled a chicken out of the tomb and started beating the explorer.
"Dad, is it hard to get into a pyramid?" Phineas asked.
"Yes it is," Lawrence replied. "Often, you had to negotiate booby traps that were set centuries before."
"Ferb, we should get our own mummy," Phineas whispered to Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb fantasized what life like a mummy would be like.
Play "My Undead Mummy and Me"
Let me tell you about my buddy
First, the boys and their mummy shared a smoothie.
He's 3000 years old
Next, the three relaxed under the tree in the backyard.
He's wrapped in bandages
Then, the mummy knitted some sweaters for the boys.
And covered in moldy debris
After that, the mummy pushed Phineas and Ferb on the swingset.
My undead mummy and me
The boys then fantasized about a bigger kid trying to pick on them. The mummy snuck behind the kid and scared him.
If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy
And he'll flee from my undead mummy and me
Next, the boys fantasized going back to school at the end of the summer and seeing all the kids admiring them and their mummy.
All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee
My undead mummy and me
Yeah
Undead mummy and me
End "My Undead Mummy and Me"
"That would be awesome," Phineas said. "Dad, can we…"
He turned to see Lawrence asleep. He didn't make a big deal out of it.
"Come on, Ferb," he told Ferb. "We'll be back before he wakes up."
The boys stood up and walked out of the theater. Candace noticed them.
"Those bozos aren't doing anything on my watch," she said as she went after them.
"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas wondered the moment he and Ferb left the theater.
Perry approached a gorilla statue. Its stomach opened, and he jumped through.
Perry rode this small ride. Monogram appeared on a tiny screen.
"Good morning, Agent P," he said. "Doofenshmirtz is at it again. It appears he's purchased a string of odd items." He pulled up a sheet of paper. "One pound of blood sausage… oh, this is my grocery list. Here it is. One magnet, one map of the city's drainage pipes, and two tons of scrap metal. It's in your hands now, Agent P. Over and out."
Perry jumped into a submarine. He was about to go under the water…
Only to realize that the water was too shallow. He moved forward slowly and awkwardly.
The boys found an employee.
"Excuse me, Mr. Employee?" Phineas asked. "Where's the mummy exhibit?"
"It's in storage, in the basement," the employee replied.
"Guess who's going to the basement?"
The boys headed to the basement. Candace watched them from behind a plant.
"There they go," she whispered.
The boys entered the stairwell. They found a nearby container of Pith helmets. They each grabbed one, brushed off the dust, and put on their hats.
"We must be going the right way," Phineas said. "Say something pithy."
Candace tried to call Lawrence. There was no response.
"Forget it," she said to herself. "I'll do it myself."
Candace ran after the boys, and inadvertently knocked down a set of line ropes, creating a domino effect.
The last one knocked down a large gumball holder.
Candace accidentally stepped on a janitor cart and slid down the stairs. She landed at the bottom relatively unharmed.
"Ew, my shoe is all squishy," she complained.
The gumball holder rolled down the stairs. The boys saw it rolling after them. They tried to outrun it.
Ferb got on Phineas' shoulders. He grabbed a set of bars, launching both of them into the air and on top of the giant ball.
"Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?" Phineas remarked. "Watch this."
The boys did handstands and spun their hats all the while staying on top of the ball…
Then they hit the top of a door. They watched the ball roll away.
"Hey, Ferb, that was our first booby trap," Phineas realized before noticing something in front of them. "Hey look, storage. We're here."
Candace was busy searching for the boys when the gumball holder started rolling after her.
Candace made a run for it. She noticed a nearby bar and tried to swing on it. She just bounced into a vent and then right out of it. To make matters worse, her hair and clothes got covered in dirt.
Candace kept running. The ball just kept rolling after her, then it rolled right past her.
Candace sighed in relief.
Unbeknownst to her, the ball rolled up a small set of stairs and into an elevator.
Candace got in the same elevator. It took her a few seconds to realize the ball was right next to her.
The moment they reached their stop, the chase was back on.
Candace ran into a closet.
The big ball finally shattered, and all the gumballs rolled around.
"Bubble gum?" Candace wondered as she put a piece in her mouth. "Oh, really stale bubble gum."
Candace grabbed a shelf to try and help herself up. She pulled a little too hard. Butter and toilet paper fell on top of her.
Perry finally emerged from the water to see Doofenshmirtz painting his inator of the day.
He leaped out of the submarine and kicked the paintbrush out of Doof's hand.
"Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "As usual, your timing is incredible, and by incredible, of course I mean completely credible!"
Doof fired a ray gun that trapped Perry in a bubble.
"No use Perry the Platypus," he said. "I made this out of something that cannot be penetrated. Pure evil, and a blend of space-aged polymers. You see, I'm going to unleash the water being held by this dam into that huge drainage pipe that leads directly to the ocean. The additional water will raise the sea level by two percent, and then my property one block from the shoreline will become beachfront property! To release the water from the dam, I've invented a ray which attracts wood like a magnet attracts metal, the Woodenator, which was almost complete until you rudely interrupted me."
Doof picked up the paintbrush Perry kicked out of his hand earlier and used it to paint glasses around Perry's eyes.
"Goodbye, Perry the Platypus," he laughed as he pushed Perry into the water.
The boys entered the storage room and found the mummy. Phineas remembered the incantation from the movie, and recited it.
Nothing happened.
Phineas tried again. The mummy still didn't budge.
Phineas picked up the mummy. It was surprisingly light.
"There's nothing down here but fake promotional lobby junk," he realized as he and Ferb walked out sadly. "For all we know, there might not even be such thing as a mummy."
That's when they saw, right in front of them, a different mummy staring right at them.
The boys turned the opposite direction and tried to run. The mummy ran after them.
"You know, I didn't expect him to be so scary," Phineas admitted. "Can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden under those bandages?"
"Phineas! Ferb!" the mummy screamed.
"Makes me shudder, but you know what? We came down here looking for a mummy, and I'm not leaving without one. Let's get him!"
The boys grabbed a couple nearby nets and tried to catch the mummy. Ferb caught it, but it was too powerful.
Phineas got on Ferb's shoulders and tried fighting the mummy like he did in the theme song.
After a while, Phineas landed a punch, knocking the mummy out.
The boys used the time they had to grab the sarcophagus and trap the mummy inside.
"Hey Ferb, we got our own mummy!" Phineas cheered. "Now how are we gonna get it home?"
Doof finished painting the Woodenator.
Doof activated it. It attracted the wood from the dam to it.
The beavers made a run for it.
One beaver in particular noticed Perry trapped in a bubble. The beaver put on a brown fedora similar to Perry's.
Perry did his chatter. The beaver chattered back.
The beaver grabbed some wood and chewed it up until it was a tiny toothpick. He picked some gunk out of his teeth, then tossed the toothpick aside.
The beaver opened its mouth wide and bit the bubble, popping it.
Perry and the beaver patted each other's tails, then Perry left to continue his mission.
Perry
"It's working, it's actually working!" Doof cheered.
Then he heard a familiar chatter. He turned to see Perry right there.
"Perry the Platypus?" he reacted. "You escaped my bubble of pure evil?"
Doof tried to trap Perry again. This time, Perry was prepared. He jumped towards Doof, that way they'd both be trapped.
As the two fought, they bounced on the dam, completely breaking it.
Perry grabbed Doof's nose and used it to pop the bubble.
"Is my nose really that pointy?" Doof asked himself.
Doof didn't have time to process that. The water was flowing fast. He managed to get out of the way.
The water went through a nearby pipe. It headed for the theater.
The boys were busy carrying their mummy out of the theater when the floor burst open. The hall was flooding quickly.
"This is our second booby trap!" Phineas shouted.
Phineas and Ferb got on the sarcophagus and rode it like a boat. Phineas noticed Perry jump out of the water and get on the sarcophagus.
"There you are, Perry," he said.
The three rode down the halls like they were on an ancient water ride.
"Woo-hoo!" Phineas shouted.
After a while, they launched out of the theater and landed right next to their family car.
The sarcophagus shattered. Candace bolted up and took as many breaths as she could.
"Hey, Candace," Phineas said. "You missed all the fun. Allow me to introduce our mummy." He didn't see the mummy anywhere. "Wait, where's our mummy? Mummy?"
Lawrence came out of the theater.
"Mummy has supper waiting for us at home," he said. "Candace, why are you wet?"
Candace groaned and twitched her eye.
"You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose," Ferb mentioned.
"The lucky ones," Candace retorted, shaking.
Thanks for reading.