Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 18
Put That Putter Away
Stacy entered Candace's room. Candace was laying in her bed. Her nose was red, her eyes were barely open, and she was sneezing.
"Hey Candace," Stacy greeted. "When I heard you were sick, I came right over. Today, I'm your servant."
"Gosh, what a good friend," Candace smiled.
"I brought a get-well package. Self-heating miso soup, don't ask, 'Who Wants to be A Total Idiot 3', and Rocky Road ice cream. We wouldn't want everything to be good. Oh, and don't worry about your brothers. Your mom says they're off playing miniature golf. How lame is that?"
Phineas and Ferb made it to the miniature golf. They saw Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Django sitting on the sidewalk looking glum.
"Hey guys, what gives?" Phineas asked.
"Little Duffers has closed its doors forever," Isabella replied. "And I was all set to destroy you on the mini links."
"And I was gonna bury you on the fairway," Buford added.
"Metaphorically, right?" Baljeet asked.
"Yeah, right." Buford hid a shovel behind his back.
"But how can they close Little Duffers?" Phineas asked. "Ferb and I have been coming here since we were little, littler anyway."
Ferb pointed at a tiny man who came out of a doggy door at the front.
"Sorry lads," he said in an irish accent. "But Little Duffers is officially out of business."
"But this is the only miniature golf course in Danville," Phineas argued.
"Aye, but people don't respect the game anymore. They think it's just golf in miniature, but it's not! It's miniature golf."
"It's a sad thing when a town loses a major sports franchise."
"But kids today are all for stuff that's shiny and new and high-tech. The Scotsman in me tells me to hold on stubbornly to the bitter end, but then again, I'm half Irish."
The kids biked back home.
"That's too bad," said Phineas. "This was the perfect day for miniature golf." An idea came to his head. "Hey everyone, I know what we're gonna do today."
They headed to the backyard. They saw Linda leaving the house.
"Hi, Mom," said Phineas. "We're gonna build a miniature golf course in the backyard."
"That's fine," said Linda. "It's only golf in miniature."
Candace heard noises coming from outside.
"What's that?" she asked. "Stacy, window report!"
Stacy went to the window.
"Whoa, your brothers own a giant crane?" she asked excitedly. "No way!"
"They are so bu…" Candace tried to say. "Bu… bu…"
No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't say the word. She grabbed a notepad to write it down.
"What's this?" Stacy asked. "Dancing weasels?"
Candace flipped the paper upside-down.
"Oh, 'busted'," Stacy realized. "You want me to bust your brothers. You really gotta work on your penmanship."
"Find out what they're up to," Candace ordered.
"No problemo, I'll handle it." Stacy turned towards a certain direction and sighed. "I'm such an enabler."
Phineas looked at Ferb's blueprints.
"Awesome plan," he said. "We should be finished before lunch."
Stacy came out and saw what was happening.
"Listen up, twerps," she said in her best Candace impression. "Just because Candace is sick, doesn't mean you can get away with anything. I'm now her eyes, ears, and mouth. Basically, I'm her everything."
"What a good friend," Phineas sarcastically remarked.
"I know, right? Anyway, what's all this?"
"We're only making the greatest miniature golf course in the whole world, or at least in Danville."
"Isn't it kind of big?"
"Well, you know, it isn't golf in miniature."
When Stacy saw the big course for herself, she was speechless. She was about to break character. She ran inside before she could say something stupid.
"It's miniature golf!" she told Candace. "And it's unbelievably cool, with a windmill, a dinosaur and…"
Candace covered Stacy's mouth. "You must not be seduced by the coolness! Focus!"
"Right. Focus, focus, focus. Wait, where's Perry?"
Perry just woke up and drank his morning coffee. He approached the tree in the backyard and opened the entrance.
He entered his lair and put on his hat.
"Just looking over your request for vacation time," said Monogram on the screen. "We're ready to approve it, but there's one small problem, and my small problem, I mean big problem, and by approve it, I mean deny it. Sorry, Agent P. I know you've been putting in a lot of extra hours, but we've got word that Doofenshmirtz has bought a new house in the suburbs. Three bedrooms, two and a half baths, central air, nice place. We need you to find out what he's up to. Here's his address." A sheet printed out of the desk. "Good luck, Agent P."
Perry got in his hover car and flew out of the base.
Perry
"Okay," Stacy said to herself as she tried to resist the intriguing mini-golf course. "Focus, focus, focus. You can do this, Stacy. Don't get seduced by the coolness."
She noticed a little stand that read, 'Elevator to the Coolness.'
She hesitantly stepped on the platform. It launched into the air.
"This is so cool!" she shouted.
"Okay, Ferb, you're up," Phineas said.
Ferb took a few seconds to determine his approach. After a while, he hit the ball.
"Phineas?" came Stacy's voice.
Phineas turned to see Stacy arriving.
"Oh, hey Stacy," he replied. "What do you think of our mini-golf course?"
"It's so… I mean, I've come to deliver a message with an unimpressed demeanor."
Phineas knew what the message was. "It's from Candace, isn't it?"
"Yes, but…"
"Why don't you come with us? I know you want to."
"Okay, but…"
"Great!"
Phineas pushed Stacy down a large slide. The kids slid down after her.
Stacy couldn't help but admit she was having fun. She couldn't say it aloud, though. She was on a mission.
At the bottom of the slide, the kids found themselves in a large room. Small air vents were blowing small amounts of air that lifted them an inch off the ground.
"What hole is this?" Stacy asked, curious.
"It's the air hockey hole," Phineas replied.
"Wicked. We're gliding on air."
Stacy noticed a golf ball right in front of her. She hit the ball. It got in the goal, right past the cardboard goalies.
"Hole in one!" she cheered. "I mean, goal! I mean…"
"Yeah!" she screamed at Candace. "We all freaked out! Can you believe it?"
"No, no I can't!" Candace replied. "Did you, by any chance, tell them I was gonna call Mom?"
"I was gonna, but the elevator and the slide, and…"
"Focus! We need evidence! Two words, video phone!"
Doofenshmirtz's House in the Suburbs
Doof was relaxing in the backyard, listening to an audio book of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain, translated into evil.
Then Perry burst through the fence and knocked Doof off his hammock.
"Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted. "You scared the dunkelschtup out of me! Don't you know it's rude to bust into someone's new home unannounced and…"
Perry offered a house plant.
"A housewarming gift?" Doof reacted. "How thoughtful! Thank you. Look, Perry the Platypus, as much as I hate to admit it, I'm not up to anything terribly nasty today, so you're welcome to chill out here for the day. It's nice."
He gestured to the small pool in the backyard, fit with a diving board and water slide.
"If you need, I'll even sign something that says I was up to no good," Doof added.
Perry put on some sunglasses.
Ferb hit his golf ball. It bounced off a windmill.
Elsewhere, Buford tried to roll the ball into a clown's mouth. Ferb's ball hit him in the head and made him lose focus. He accidentally hit the clown's nose. Multiple golf balls came out of its mouth.
Stacy was showing Candace the scene through video call.
"Are you catching this?" she asked Candace.
"Yes, yes," Candace replied. "This time, we got them, but you need to get the boys in the picture."
"There you are," Phineas said as he led Stacy somewhere. "We've been looking all over for you. You gotta play though."
"Hold this," Stacy said as she handed Phineas her phone.
"Stace, what are you doing?" Candace asked. "Focus!"
Stacy hit the ball.
"Nice focus," Phineas complimented.
Candace screamed a very soft scream.
"What was that?" Stacy asked.
"It sounds like the crowd's going wild," Phineas replied.
After that, they played a tilted maze hole. That one was difficult, but they eventually got it in the hole.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Stacy cheered.
"No, no, no!" Candace screamed.
She bit her pillow and started shaking it around like a rabid dog.
"Here we are," Phineas said. "We reached the final hole. You better put on your dancing shoes."
The final hole was staged to look like a disco dance room.
Play "Disco Miniature Golfing Queen"
The kids got on the dance floor wearing disco attire. They all tried to get the ball in the hole. The floor tilted, making it hard.
Phineas handed Stacy a club and an outfit. She gladly took the club and put on the outfit.
Stepping on the greens in her designer jeans
She's the disco miniature golfing queen
Wearing plaid and sequins, she can make the scene
She's the disco miniature golfing queen
Like a vision from a Disco Golf Magazine
With her putter, she's a hole-in-one machine
Stacy hit the ball.
She can dance and sing and really shake her thing
The floor shook back and forth. After a while, it landed in the hole.
She's the disco miniature golfing queen
Everyone danced together as the song came to an end.
She's the disco miniature golfing queen
End "Disco Miniature Golfing Queen"
"Poor Stacy," Candace said as she saw everything from her phone. "What was I thinking? Okay, Candace. It's up to you."
Candace stood up, put on her slippers and robe, and slowly walked out of her room.
"This is nice," Doof said as he and Perry relaxed in the sun. "But I don't think suburban life is for me. I'm thinking of just adding a breakfast nook and flipping the property. The main problem is my neighbor, Phil. He is truly diabolical. His fruit falls into my yard, his dog poops on my lawn, he leaves his trash cans out too long, and the absolute worst thing is his leaf blower."
Right as he said that, Phil blew some leaves into his yard.
"That's it!" he snapped. "I'm ending this once and for all, and no one is stopping me!"
Doof pushed a button, strapping Perry to his lawn chair.
"Behold, Perry the Platypus!" he announced. "The ultimate suburban weapon,the Atomic-Leaf-Blowerinator! This will be the last time his stray leaves blow onto my lawn."
Doof turned on his inator. It released a strong gust of air, sending him flying backwards. He blew all the leaves on his tree off of it.
"Good, just like I planned," he said. "Now, I'll blow every leaf onto his property!"
Doof tried to blow the leaves, but he ended up blowing himself away.
Perry was also sent flying out of the backyard.
Doof flew to a strange windmill and blew air on it, causing it to spin very fast.
"Curse you, Phil the Neighbor!" he screamed as he was sent flying farther away.
"At least the golf course can't vanish if they're still in it," Candace said to herself.
She turned around to see the golf course flying away.
That's when Linda showed up.
"Candace, what are you doing out of bed?" she asked. "I thought Stacy was taking care of you."
Candace got in the car.
"She was seduced by the coolness," she explained. "Follow that miniature golf course!"
Candace pointed behind Linda. She turned around, but by then, it was already gone.
"You know, you should've been setting aside a portion of your profits over the years with the understanding that that money would be used to upgrade your investment," a karen complained to the mini-golf owner. "What did you think, a shiny new golf course would just fall out of the sky?"
Right as she said that, a shiny new golf course fell out of the sky.
"You'd be surprised what falls out of the sky in Danville," the owner remarked.
Candace and Linda reached Little Duffers.
"Isn't that great?" Linda said. "They remodeled Little Duffers."
"I still don't know how we ended up at Little Duffers," Phineas said as he and the gang left the course.
"I don't know why we didn't build it here in the first place," Ferb added.
Phineas turned and noticed Perry walking with them. "Oh, there you are Perry."
Stacy noticed Candace.
"Candace, can you believe it?" she said. "I won at miniature golf! It proves that if you really focus, you can accomplish anything!"
Right after Stacy said that, she sneezed.
A moment later, Candace and Stacy were both laying in bed.
"Sorry I forgot to bust your brothers," said Stacy.
"I'm sorry I got you sick," Candace replied.
Thanks for reading.