This is the 34th chapter.
It's been months, I know, and I haven't been on this story because I'm focusing on other stories. But learning about the new episode showed up on Halloween this year, it's awesome when I've watched it and it's a fitting episode if you're in for something scary on Halloween night.
Anyway, I don't own the series of Helluva Boss or the series of Hazbin Hotel.
Warning: This story contains violence, sexual theme, blood and gore, horny demons, and yes...it's for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised.
Ghostfuckers
The scene begins with Millie being her typical joyful self, with Antauri heading to I.M.P. HQ which it got her attention with a smile as she walks to the white hellhound.
"Mornin' sweetie." Millie said, hugs him while Antauri hugs her in return.
"Morning." Antauri greets back.
"Gettin' ready to get back to work?" Millie asks.
"Yeah, I think I've had enough long breaks for now." Antauri answered.
Millie nods as she and the white hellhound head towards the office of I.M.P. HQ, with her carrying a cups of coffee and a Frappuccino. They exit out of the elevator and greets the demons that are inside, including some of Verosika's crew.
"Howdy, Mister!" Millie greets Josh, then turning to Kiki. "Fine mornin'!"
"Morning guys." Antauri said as he and Millie opens the door.
"Another day in paradise!" Millie said excitedly.
Upon entering, Millie and Antauri realizes that the office looks like a complete mess. There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin looking tired and miserable, dead standing up, sleeping while holding a stuffed owl over a fire barrel, their hair messy and almost jagged. Loonqa, Striker, Keenie, and Collin heard the door open, but doesn't open their eyes, and responds to Mille and Antauri while they throw the owls into the fire bin.
"Oh shit, it's morning." Loona groaned.
"Uh, yeah." Millie answered, closes the door with her raised eyebrow. "Have you guys been here all night? And what are you doing?"
"And what happen here?" Antauri asks, looking at the office. "This place is a pigsty."
"Blitz bought 200 taxidermy owls, then said we couldn't go home until we burned...all of them." Loona explains with stress, as she, Striker, Keenie, and Collin downs all their drinks in one gulp, dumping them into their mouths without care for the cups and throws the tray away.
"Shit, he's still moping over in between hits over with Stolas dumping his ass and having an epiphany that he's not some innocent victim in his failed relationship?" Antauri asks, but sighs in annoyance. "He needs to get over it and move on."
There's a knock on the door immediately afterwards, Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.
"Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!" Wacky informed as he hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to their distress because that means they're going to burn more taxidermy owls.
"Fuuuuuuck!" Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin groans with tired and distressed look on their faces.
"Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh!" Wally said with a grin. "Do you like wanna hangout some-"
Millie slams the door right in Wally's face.
"Okay! That answers that, I say, I say." Wally said from behind the door.
Millie takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitzo ordered.
"Blitzo is still sulking? It's been over a month." Millie said, throws the clipboard away. "And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night."
To answer her question, she hears Moxxie screaming from the other office room. She barges right in, knocking over the boxes to see who she can get feral on for attacking her husband. She sees Moxxie rambling through the papers and calms down.
"Honey? You okay?" Millie asks with concern.
The scene shows Moxxie in a complete frenzy because the table and the floor are littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above the table has many papers that show various notes like 'Paid Overdue', 'Unpaid', and 'Final Notice', revealing that I.M.P. is about to go bankrupt due to Blitzo's reckless overspending.
"I'm stuck in a math nightmare!" Moxxie said, turning to his wife.
Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work.
"The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!" Moxxie said, stressed that he crawls over and cries. Millie comes over to calm him down.
"Come on, baby. It can't be that bad." Millie said, placed her hand on his shoulder.
"He drained our pension and used it to buy THESE!" Moxxie told her frantically.
Moxxie grabs one of the boxes and opens them to reveal not taxidermy owls, but stacks of collectible dinner plates that has a real-life horse because of his obsessions with horses.
"Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape." Millie said with her hands on her waist.
"Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!" Moxxie snapped, knocks down stacks of papers next to him.
"I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but...you think I should talk to him?" Millie suggested.
Moxxie doesn't answer because he's still in panic mode, rambling over the financial crisis they are in. He gets off the table and looks at one of the papers, crying in sorrow.
"We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT!" Moxxie said with a shout. "Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh, I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions."
Millie leaves Moxxie over so he can get over his panic attack and moves around the boxes to check on Blitzo while he's mumbling over, ignoring his wife. While she looks around the boxes, she hears both calling to Loona over Moxxie's mumbling.
"Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!" Blitzo yelled over the door from his office.
"Go to the bathroom like everybody else, you limp-dicked deadbeat!?" Antauri yelled in annoyance.
"We-we're gonna default." Moxxie rambling. "We're gonna default. And you know what, it's his fault that we're gonna default. IT'S HIS FAULT!"
The scene switches to Blitzo, looking even more miserable than Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin, as he's lying on his blankets and large pillows, stuffing himself with process cheese spread and a box of ice cream. From a different point of view, he would look obese. He eats his ice cream and cheese spread while watching a porn movie series called 'Ghostfuckers' starring Bethany Ghostfucker, an A-List pornstar. She navigates around a spooky room with more sexual gestures.
"Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room! Oh, there is a definitely a fuckable spirit here."
"Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch." Blitzo said with a dirty, yet lecherous look on his face.
"Blitz?" Millie called him, making him snapped out of his thoughts.
Blitzo overhears Millie calling him, and the scene switches to reveal his door has chains bolting the door shut and a paper saying 'FUK OF' taped on it.
"Go away!" Blitzo shouts.
"I'm comin' in." Millie said.
"Read the chains." Blitzo shouts again, eating his ice cream.
Unfortunately for Blitzo, the door is a pull, and Millie opens the door without any difficulties, but irritation is written all over her face. Antauri followed her, pulling the chains out.
"Hey!" Blitzo said.
"You're a grown man, get your lazy ass out there and run the company." Antauri said in irritation.
"Puppy, calm down." Millie assures him, then turns off the TV. "Blitz, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever."
"I'M COPING!" Blitzo snapped.
"Can't you do it in a way that doesn't bankrupt us?" Antauri suggested.
"What do you care?" Blitzo retorted. "You've been staying those royal assholes and they're loaded!"
"Oh, go piss on your dick! I'd prefer to earn my money, which I can't do it if this company gets shutdown because of you overspending something stupid!" Antauri snapped back.
"And you've 'coped' away every dollar we have." Millie adds, making a valid point.
Millie sits at the blanket next to Blitzo who's playing with his spoon and flicks it until the spoon stabs one of the boxes while explaining his reasoning.
"Those plates are collectibles, guys." Blitzo said. "I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll something to show for it when the things I care about vanish."
"Mmmkay." Millie said, doubt that he'll sell those plates. "You know, my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad...is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off."
While Millie was talking, Blitzo gets the remote with his feet before using his tail to turn the TV back on.
"I don't need any of your 'folksy-dolksy' fucking country wisdom, Millie." Blitzo said rudely. "I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first."
Blitzo fills his ice cream box with an entire can of process cheese spread and then stuffs it into his face to suck the entire ice cream from the box before eating it whole.
"I don't get it, Blitzo." Millie said, confused. "All this over a breakup?"
"IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP!" Blitzo snapped. "You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will."
"I get it you and Stolas didn't part on good terms, and that can be upsetting when someone doesn't feel the same way you do about relationships, but locking yourself away and stuffing your face isn't going to solve anything." Antauri points out.
Before Millie and Antauri could talk any more to get over Blitzo with his not-breakup with Stolas, the phone rings from the reception room, and he answers it.
"What?!" Blitzo shouts.
Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin, still tired and miserable, is seen at the reception desk.
"We have a client." Loona informed him.
"Tell them to FUCK OFF!" Blitzo shouts.
Just as Blitzo is about to end the call, Millie quick calls back to the reception desk, telling Loona not to.
"Don't!" Millie said, sighs. "Antauri and I will be right there."
Millie and Antauri exits out of Blitzo's office to come across Loona, still tired and miserable, listening to the most boring conversation with the Sinner Demon client named Rita, who was ranting on and on about how she was killed and being sent to Hell for something bad.
"You know, my psychic told me I'd be going somewhere bad on Wednesday." Rita said. "I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn't think it was...HELL!"
Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin looked like they didn't listen fully, and nods only to pretend they understood.
"Mhm, mhm, interesting." Loona muttered.
Loona notices Millie and grabs her to bring her in front of the client so she wouldn't have to deal with anymore nonsense from Rita, much to Millie's anger.
"Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you." Loona said with a scoof, turns away while Millie turns to the client.
"What's going on?" Millie questions.
"Okayyy! From the top. I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-"
"Just get to the part where you died and who killed you!" Keenie shouts impatiently.
"Ohhh, m'okay." Rita said. "Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel."
Millie, Antauri, Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin look incredulous when the client claims to be killed by an evil ghost. They're confused because they know that there is no such thing as ghosts since they're all demons, and is a human soul dies on Earth, they either go to Hell as Demons or Heaven as Angels.
"Look, lady, not that we're inferring you're lying, but ghosts aren't a thing." Antauri told her skeptically. "As someone who's born on Earth as part human and as part demon, I know that there's no 'in-between'. We either end up here in Hell or up there in Heaven."
"Ohhhh, okay." Rita said, but inclined her head. "I don't understand."
"He's tellin' you that ghosts aren't real, dumbass!" Striker snapped.
A red alert light breaks through Blitzo's door windows, indicating that he heard everything from the office. Then, Blitzo smashes the door going through to see if the client was telling the truth about being killed by a ghost, visibly enthusiastic.
"Ghost?! I heard ghost." Blitzo said with an excited smirk. "Where's the ghost I can fuck-er, hunt?"
"Blitz, calm down! Someone killed this lady, but it wasn't-"
Blitzo doesn't want to hear any objections and gets right into her face.
"Millie! Let me have this." Blitzo pleads.
"But-"
Blitzo really wants to 'hunt' the ghost so much he brings up his freebie card that said, 'Uncondituinal Support', which reveals that whenever he's stalking Millie and Moxxie, he gets to use one of the freebie holes for her to punch. Knowing that Blitzo needs to get over with his not-breakup, Millie takes a deep breath and sigh. She takes the freebie car and punches a hole with her knife.
Blitzo takes the card back and comes over the client, asking questions about her killer.
"Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness." Blitzo suggests. "How many-how many abs would you say you witnessed?"
As Blitzo escorts the client out of the office, Millie and Antauri were relieved he's back to his usual self, and turns to Loona, Striker, Keenie, and Collin, who's sleeping until their noses forms a bubble, and the bubble pops, they jolted awake.
"Well. At least he's out of his office!" Millie said with a smile.
"But we need to back in business and pay those bills since Blitz spend every last of them on some dumb horse plates." Antauri adds.
The scene cuts to outside of the I.M.P. HQ with Millie bringing down a box full of stuff that said, 'Gost Fokrz! Shit', meaning that Blitzo is stocking up with random ghost catching gear and equipment to 'hunt'. Antauri is bringing out his throwing knives and a pistol since he'll have to limit the ammo. As Millie sets the box down, Loona was also outside, looking concerned of how the job is going to play out.
"I don't know if this is a good idea." Loona said, leaning against the wall with her arms crossed.
"I don't like it as much as you do, but we don't have a choice." Antauri points out. "Besides, we need the money to pay off those bills and hoping for Blitz get over his breakup. Also, we need to get back on track on this job."
"We'll just check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitz will get all this out of his system." Millie adds, agreeing with the white hellhound. "You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he's a little-"
To prove her point, the scene zips up to show Moxxie still in complete distress over the possibility of a bankruptcy which may also ruin his career and job. Moxxie was going bonkers to the point he smacks his head to the window, making it crack and ripped his shirt off.
"BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!" Moxxie yelled.
Millie and Antauri cringed at the fight of Moxxie's panic attack.
"Upsetti." Millie finished her sentence.
"I don't take orders from you, grandma." Loona remarked with a scoff.
"Loona, we can be in two places at once. I already ask Verosika and her crew to keep an eye on him, so you guys get some extra hands." Antauri told her. "Once we get back and finished the mission, you guys can go home and get some sleep from all of his shit."
Loona looks away, unsure.
"Please?" Millie pleads.
Before Loon could respond, Blitzo drives the I.M.P. van with its logo being replaced with a picture wallpaper dubbed them as 'Ghost Fuckers' to come pick up Millie and Antauri.
"Get in losers, we're going ghost fuckin'!" Blitzo said with a smirk.
Seeing how much Blitzo is going crazy with his not-breakup and his obsession to 'hunt' the nonexistent ghost, Loona relents.
"Ugh, fine. We'll watch the nerd." Loona groans in reluctance, then turns to Millie. "But you're the one cleaning off the van. And Antauri, you're coming home with me so I can get some sleep."
Millie and Antauri were glad Loona, and the others can watch over Moxxie until they come back and gets inside the van.
"Thanks...Loona." Millie said happily as she closes the door.
"Don't get used to it!" Loona shouts.
Millie takes the front and Antauri takes the back, buckles up as Blitzo activates the Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to Earth at the place where their client was killed.
"Let's gape this hole wide open!" Blitzo said.
Blitzo floors it to make a very quick entrance through the portal. The van's tires screeched as the vehicle zooms right through the portal. Unfortunately, when the van zips in, a crash noise occurs on the other side. The scene slides over to the other side of the portal where the distance between the van and the destination was very short, and they crashed into a gravestone with a skeleton being lodged between the broken hood and the stone.
"We're here." Blitzo said weakly.
Millie and Antauri gets out after the unfortunate crash and Blitzo look around to see if they're in the right location.
"Huh, interesting." Blitzo said. "Aren't we supposed to be at the haunted hotel?"
Blitzo turns around and saw the most Halloween dramatic scene of the One Star Wonder, a creepy old hotel in the graveyard with lightning strike in the scene. Spooky music plays off. The hotel looks like it's been haunted with something paranormal, covered with broken windows and cobwebs.
"Oh-ho yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits." Blitzo chuckled with a smirk.
Blitzo opens his broken van door and checks on the box to get the equipment he'll need to 'hunt' for the non-existing ghost while Millie looks concerned and Antauri looks annoyed over his erratic behavior.
"I gotta get a reading." Blitzo said.
"Blitz, look. I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality." Millie said. "You do know ghosts aren't real, right?"
"But they are." Blitzo told her, flashing a light to his face.
Blitzo gets back to looking his stuff, which makes Millie and Antauri more agitated to borderline angry, causing them to smack their palm to their faces.
"Oh my fucking Satan/Oh for fucks sake." Millie and Antauri groaned in unison.
Blitzo got the gear he needed; a 'Ghostfucker' dildo that's supposed to 'detect' the ghost, and a vacuum, which is actually a vacuum and not a real ghost capture machine. Millie and Antauri looked confused.
"What is that?" Millie asks.
"You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fuckers Ghost Sucker 9000." Blitzo answered with a grin. "Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you...off."
"You dumbass! Bethany is a porn star, not a ghost hunter!" Antauri remarked in annoyance. "How much did that even cost?"
"It only set me back a couple thousand." Blitzo answered simply.
Both Millie and Antauri were outraged that not only did Blitzo spend the works pension for his taxidermy owls and collectible horse plates, but he also bought the Ghostfuckers merchandises that cost another thousand, leaving them closer to bankruptcy.
"A couple what?!" Millie snapped.
Pissed, Millie picks up a bone and throws it at Blitzo for his careless spending.
"You haven't paid us in a month!" Millie shouts.
Blitzo then turns on the vacuum and sucks the bone in before it can hit him.
"Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you." Blitzo said, playfully sucks on Millie's cheeks with the vacuum hose. "Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves."
As Blitzo walks away in excitement, Millie and Antauri are getting more riled up with his shenanigans to the point they want to kill him. They take another deep breath and exhales to calm themselves because Blitzo needs to 'hunt' ghosts to get his spirits back up.
"He needs this. He needs this. He needs this." Millie said in a strained tone as she and Antauri keeps their nerves and follows Blitzo.
Upon entering the hotel, lightning strikes and Blitzo turn on the dildo to 'detect' any ghosts, until it comes in contact with the hotel manager, Rolando.
Rolando is a tall, pale-skinned man with a unibrow, a small mustache, and dirty blond hair that is styled in a comb-over with a cut in the back and a tuft sticking out. He wears a hotel employee, with a red waistcoat, and a grey shirt alongside black pants. He also wears a pair of thin-framed glasses with yellow-green-tinted lenses.
"Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have the star." Rolando greets with a sinister smirk as he puts the dildo down, tilted his head. "How may I help you today?"
"We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump." Blitzo informed him with a valley accent as Rolando grabs the info car.
"Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks." Rolando said in annoyance, adjusting his glasses and examines the card. "I can't just give you keys to every ba-Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show..."
"It's called 'Ghost-Fuckers', idiot." Blitzo cuts him off rudely.
"No, but you're getting close." Rolando told him, making Blitzo's eye twitching as he pulls out a drawer. "Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately."
"What kind? Se-Sexy disturbances?" Blitzo asks, cups his fake breasts.
"The kind that are killing my guests!" Rolando answered seriously, slamming 3 crime scene photos on the desk.
In the crime scene photos, there were three people who were murdered: one was being levitated, one was bisected with its guts spilling out, and the third was decapitated.
"Well, it looks like we got mystery on our hands." Antauri states, looking at the photos.
"That, and there definitely ain't no such thing as ghosts." Millie adds, glancing at Blitzo. "But we'll get to the bottom of what's killing your guests."
"Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man, kid." Blitzo declares, again in valley accent.
"They're a conspiracy, Bethany." Millie told him with a strained smile.
"Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?" Blitzo asks, showing his ass in the air which made Antauri cringe and looks away.
The lights in the building started to flicker spookily, which frightened Blitzo.
"Ah! Where's my lube?" Blitzo asks with a shout.
Rolando face-palms himself over their idiocy, and gets to the point.
"Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop." Rolando said seriously.
"Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker." Blitzo suggested, in a valley accent. "Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over."
Rolando digs through his draws and picks out the keys to every room in the hotel and a bunch of condoms. He gives them to Blitzo.
"Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them." Rolando said with a smirk as he swipes some of the condoms on his desk. "Just do me a favor and clean up the fluids left behind. They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this."
Rolando gestures to someone behind the counter, and Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri peeks over to check. Turns out, there was a hunchback bellhop man with deformed eyes and drooling named Toledo the Igor behind the counter. Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri grimaced at the sight of his disgusting form.
"Eugh!" Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri cringes.
Toledo tries to speak with drool spreading everywhere.
"Buh-buh-bitch-bitch!"
"Poor thing can't even blink." Rolando said.
"No promises!" Blitzo replied as he walks away while Millie and Antauri follows. "Come along kid and Mil...ton."
The scene cuts to the hallways with Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri investigating the rooms for any signs of ghost to 'hunt'. As they get past a painting portrait of Rolando, its eyes move to follow their movement like a Scooby-Doo scene. Millie was concerned that Blitzo is just using the job as an excuse to hide his emotions from his not-breakup, walking pass a ringing phone with its cords cut off.
"Blitz, we have a job to do." Millie told him, hearing the old telephone ringing. "Someone killed the lady and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-"
"Woah! Mils, just 'cause you're a hick does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly." Blitzo cuts her off, poking Millie with the dildo. "They hate that word."
"I-what? What 'F'?" Millie questions, confused.
"There's no 'F' in 'Phantom', genius." Antauri said with sarcasm.
Blitzo quickly placed his finger to shut them up.
"Sh-shhh-sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading." Blitzo said, making Antauri twitch his eye in annoyance.
Blitzo turns on the dildo device to a hotel room that he was sure there are ghosts he can 'hunt'. He takes out the keys and was about to unlock the door before Millie jumps in front of him to stop Blitzo from opening it.
"Hold on, there might be someone in there!" Millie protests.
"Yeah, no kidding! An elder couple doing their own thing!" Antauri adds, crossed his arms while leaning against the wall.
"Yeah, you bet your ass there's someone in there!" Blitzo said, annoyed. "A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si...si...I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!"
Blitzo doesn't want to hear any more objections from Millie and Antauri, and unlocks the door, kicking it wide open with the vacuum ready to snare the ghost inside.
"LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!" Blitzo yelled.
Turns out, there were no ghosts, but an elderly couple in bed reading their books. Blitzo turns the vacuum to the couple and sucks in the blanket and the books, which makes the couple shriek in fear in their underwear.
"Prepare to get sucked off to the astral place, BITCH!" Blitzo said in a valley accent, flips them off.
The couple were so scared that the husband hugs his wife to comfort her.
"Oh my, Dolores!"
Millie walks right in and stops Blitzo.
"Damn it, Blitz, they aren't ghosts! These are shriveled humans!" Millie points out, annoyed. "No offense."
The husband takes that as an insult and gets off the bed with his fists ready to duke it out with the Imps. He brings his hands into a boxing form.
"Think you're pretty slick, huh? You're looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!"
Millie didn't want to deal with an old man who couldn't even fight back and turns to Blitzo.
"Let's leave these two-"
Before Millie could even finish her sentence, a fist came right into her face and punched her so hard that she flew back and crashes into the wall, making a hole of her figure behind.
It turns out the feeble old man isn't so weak and helpless as it seemed since he just cratered Millie into the wall. Blitzo and Antauri were flabbergasted that the old man could deck Millie to a pulp with a single left hook. His eyes wide and mouth agape at the sight of the punch.
"I fuckin' beat Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!"
The husband notices Blitzo behind using his vacuum to 'suck' him in even though he isn't a ghost.
"Look out Millie, he's a patriot!" Blitzo warns him.
"Will quit screwing around and let's book it!" Antauri shouts, dragging Millie while Dolores points at him.
"Get him, Harold!"
Harold tries to make a left hook at Blitzo, but he dodges it and punched him back before he flees, crashing into the wall Millie went through, leaving a hole of his figure behind. Blitzo follows them and they started running. Dolores comes out of the room, grabbing her walking stick and starts running after them.
"Get back here you red little shit! Get back here! AHHHHH!"
From there, a funky music called 'A Spooky Kind Of Love' starts playing. Dolores was still searching for the demons through the hallway. As Dolores walk past a housekeeping cart, Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri peeks over to see if Dolores is gone. When she is, Blitzo gives Millie and Antauri a thumbs up to know it's all clear.
"How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie, I mean...fuck! Why am I chasing you again, I don't know, but I'm fucking angry!"
The scene starts a funky music video montage of Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri were chased by not just the old couple, but by every guest they've bump into. Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri stumble upon a food court. Blitzo uses the vacuum to suck in a plate of spaghetti in front of a young couple while Millie records with a camera. After that, the young couple were pissed, and they started chasing the demons out of the cafeteria. They bump to the next floor using a cart to get into more rooms. In the split-screen scene, Blitzo, in the upper screen, scans the room for more ghosts, Antauri, in the middle screen, investigates the room and notices a black ectoplasm, takes the sample and notices the fishy smell, and Millie, in the lower screen, peeks over with her camera to see, only to stumble upon a hot couple about to have anal sex before they notice her. Millie flees in embarrassment before the demons are spotted by a crowd of humans who want to hurt them. Blitzo notices them, and wants to get right at them before Millie and Antauri pulls his shirt over and runs away.,
In the background between the demons being chased by humans, a mirage scene shows various antics the demons did or went through: Blitzo was choking a human to death with a rope; Millie was looking around with her camera; Antauri kicks a man right in the testicles; Blitzo about to be sucked by his vacuum; Millie gets smacked in the head with a walking cane; Antauri sprays a woman with his pepper spray; Blitzo using his dildo to shove it right into a man; Blitzo makes a sexy Bethany wink which attracts Toledo.
The scene switches to view a hall with six doors, three on each side. Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri running into the door at the middle left; Dolores runs to the door on the lower right. A hot couple and Dolores from the upper right to left, but she stops when she spots Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri riding a cart from the middle left to right, and makes her run to the middle right. Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri runs from the lower left to the lower right with him laughing at the food couple. A bald man runs from the upper door. Blitzo was being chased by Toledo at the middle left to right. Strangely, just as Blitzo and Toledo enter, the food couple was being chased by Antauri in his hellhound form. Millie carries the food cart from upper. Dolores run at the lower left to right. Millie pushes a cart carrying Dolores from lower right to left. The hot guy was being chased by Toledo. The hot woman was being carried by Blitzo from middle right to left. Millie and Antauri were being chased by the food couple and Dolores lower right to left. The cart pushes itself from upper right to left. A bald guy runs in the middle right to left. The scene ends with Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri bumping into each other from the middle row.
The humans emerged from the upper and lower doors surrounding the demons before they dogpile onto them, fighting in the cloud, but Millie, Antauri, and Blitzo evades them and runs to where the scene switches to the pool. The humans were chasing them to a dead end with an air duct ventilation. Blitzo knows he can't fit into the vent if he still wears the vacuum, so he ditches it and throws the vacuum to Dolores, knocking her down as the demons successfully escapes into the air vent.
After a long and funky montage, they continue their search for the ghosts. They crawl into the air vents, with Millie and Antauri looking more angrier by the second, with Blitzo following right behind them.
"Wow, nice one, guys." Blitzo said.
Blitzo checks the dildo for more signs of ghosts, which was clear that it's just a dildo that vibrates and doesn't even work.
"I think I found the problem though!" Blitzo continued. "The readings were coming from above us, so let's get up there and...oh, ass!"
"Enough!" Millie snaps, causing Blitzo to nearly drops his dildo and looked at her.
"What?" Blitzo said, confused.
"We're done for this bullshit!" Antauri told him since he and Millie comes clean and wants to end Blitzo's ghost hunting shenanigans.
"Neither of us wanna play ghost hunter with you, and we-"
"Uh, it's ghost-fuckers." Blitzo corrects her with a dismissive wave.
Before Blitzo could put back on the Bethany hat, Millie grabs it to make him stop.
"I wasn't done!" Millie cuts him off. "You know, I always love to have fun with you, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay."
Millie then shoves the hat back to Blitzo.
"So look, you can be just some pathetic jackass and live out your necrophile delusions somewhere else, but we gotta a job to do!" Antauri adds.
Millie and Antauri are done with Blitzo and crawls to the left where the vents split into two directions.
"Fine! Who needs you anyway?!" Blitzo snapped, outraged by Millie and Antauri abandoning him, faces to the right as he puts the hat back on. "Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!"
With that, Blitzo crawls to the right. A cockroach scurries around in the vents as Blitzo keeps climbing and crawling through the space.
"Yeah, who needs you anyway?" Blitzo muttered angrily. "Fucking ghost denying piece of shi-IIIT!"
Blitzo slips on what appears to be black ectoplasm, looks at it in disgust.
"What the fuck is this?" Blitzo asks.
Blito notices that the vents have more ectoplasm goop oozing around him. Blitzo slips again, but he crawls through the slime. As he moves, Blitzo to hear something very disturbing. Like a true horror movie scene, Blitzo then notices that the vents were starting to feel upwards until he realizes they are moving upwards. He grunts, trying to get a good grip, but the slime was so slippery that it's making him slip even more.
"Ugh, uh, ahh!" Blitzo grunts in panic. "Oh shit. Shit, shit shit shit. Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!"
The vents were becoming more upwards and Blitzo starts falling down in the vents. With his claws, he manages to hang on to the latches of the vents for some time.
"Millie?! Antauri?!" Blitzo called them.
Blitzo was gasping for air as the ectoplasm starts dripping on his face and claws can't hold on for much longer.
"Millie?! Antauri?! Guys, I need help! I can't hold on, guys!" Blitzo shouts, panicked. "Oh, oh fuck me, the hell is that?!"
The slime makes him lose his grip, and Blitzo falls over, down into the vents. He screamed as he was falling down in the vents. From the hallway, Millie lifts up the vent door and Blitzo zips right out. He falls over, and realize that the slime was gone.
"Millie! Did you not hear me calling for help?" Blitzo said.
When Millie was still walking away, Blitzo gets up and follows her.
"M-M-Mils!" Blitzo called her.
He grabbed her shoulder and turns her around, only to come face-to-face with Millie who doesn't have a face.
"You ALWAYS need help, Blitz!"
As Blitzo was scared by the sight of her no-face Millie, a hotel room pries itself open, and reveals another Millie, but this Millie has glass shards in her eye would've been killed if she was hit by the glass bottle Ralphie had in 'Murder Family'.
"Always needing to take from those around you-"
Then, more hotel rooms open, revealing all the Millies if she had ever died; Millie with melted skin if she was caught in the fire that happened at Loo Loo Land during the episode in 'Loo Loo Land', Millie with golden arrows piercing her head, body, and arms if the C.H.E.R.U.B. had successfully shot her with their angelic arrows in 'C.H.E.R.U.B.', Millie with an injured right arm and a missing left leg if she was injured any further before being killed in 'The Harvest Moon Festival'. With each sentence, they come closer to Blitzo.
"-and leaving them worse and more broken than you found them."
"You think you can change?"
"You'll never stop fucking people's lives up."
The Millie Blitzo was holding looks up, revealing that she now has a face, but it's the Millie if she dies during the current job with her eyes bloodshot and leaking black ectoplasm goo.
"When was the last time you actually loved someone without hurting them?"
Frightened, Blitzo lets go and starts running away from the disfigured Millie hallucinations, but bumped into Antauri who looks at him with anger.
"Antauri! Oh, thank Satan you-"
Antauri punches him in the face and Blitzo lands on his back.
"You're nothing but a pathetic, worthless manchild who lucked into starting his own business. A selfish asshole who can't admit his wrongdoings. And you want to know something else? You're playing the victim and accusing some else. You blamed Verosika for admitting her love to you! You blamed Stolas for you a way out of sleeping with him to get to Earth!"
Antauri grabs him, slamming him against the wall before tossing him further down the hallway.
"Any one of us could run I.M.P. better than you. We could turn it into one of the most thriving business in all of Hell! Too bad you won't get to see it, because you're finished!"
Antauri lets out a demonic snarl as Blitzo, with the white hellhound chasing after him. He dashes into a room and rubs dirt from a potted plant on himself to mask his scent as he hears Antauri in the hall.
"No matter where you run, no matter where you hide, the past will always come to haunt you for the rest of your miserable, fucking life! You can't hide forever..."
Blitzo then dashes away as fast as he could, trying to get away and out of the hotel. When he turns to a corner, Blitzo is reverted to his teenage years. He was hyperventilating until Blitzo turns around and spots a tall demon with a long hair at the bright light. Its silhouette was shadowy, but its eyes are glowing.
"MOM!" Blitzo shouts.
Recognizing his mom, Blitzo runs toward her and hugs his mother, and she hugs him back. Blitzo cries in her dress.
"Momma! I was having the worst dream." Blitzo sobs as his mother caress his face before hugging him.
The scene becomes horrific as green flame starts to sprout from her body and then, a malevolent laughter echoes to Blitzo.
"This isn't a dream; this is your life. And it always will be."
Blitzo notices the green flames were spreading, and the skull that once belonged to his mother falls into his hand. Much to his horror, Blitzo realized that his mother was burning, but she wasn't screaming in agony. She still smiles down at Blitzo as the flames spreads to her hair, and now, she was on fire. But she didn't feel any pain. Her body burns to a crisp as her left eyeball fell into Blitzo's hand. He screamed desperately to save his mother as he holds onto her face until it was burning into a skull of what remains of his mother.
"NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I'M SORRY! MOM PLEASE I'M SORRY!" Blitzo screams.
The scene is revealed to be a hallucination as the skull button was on the floor and Blitzo was heard screaming in sorrow. Millie and Antauri comes over after hearing his scream to check on him.
"Blitz? Blitz!" Millie called him out.
Millie and Antauri spots the skull ball on the floor and picks it up. They turn to a hotel room that was slightly open and enters inside. They saw Blitzo all huddle to himself, crying.
"Are you okay?!" Millie asks with concern.
"What happen?" Antauri adds.
Millie and Antauri checks on Blitzo, but he suddenly pushes them away with his makeup now in a complete mess. He is having a mental breakdown after experiencing whatever he went through.
"No, no don't touch me!" Blitzo snapped. "I destroy everything, everyo-I-I make everyone's lives worse."
Blitzo gets up and moves away to hide behind a bed as Millie and Antauri tries to comfort their boss.
"Not ours!" Millie said, tried to catch up to him. "Blitz...Remember how we met?"
"What?" Blitzo said in confusion, glanced at Millie.
The scene cuts to a flashback of the time when Blitzo meets Millie. Years ago, at a bar called 'Beelzejuice', sponsored by Beelzebub, in the Wrath Ring, a shark demon and a bug demon were playing pool as the scene roves to a younger Millie, who used to have longer hair in a ponytail, drinking her beer when a door opens to show a silhouette of Blitzo. He comes over and sits down next to her, tensions were building between them.
"Soooo. You the bitch that took our hit?" Blitzo asks with a scowl, glances at her.
"You lookin' for payback?" Millie asks, also with a scowl.
Her tail whips behind to grab her knife and spins it before stabbing the counter with Millie showing a more attitude side and Blitzo's face in the reflection of the knife.
"If so, you came to the wrong fucking BAR!" Millie said.
The fight begins with Millie jumping backwards in slow motion before throwing her knife at a normal speed. Blitzo intercepts the knife with his chair, easily impressed with her skills.
"Wo-hoh! Ni-ice shot!" Blitzo praised her as he removes the knife with his tail and examines the blade. "I can see why Moxxie was so impressed with you."
Blitzo throws the knife away, leaving Millie unarmed, but she snorts like an angry bull and charges right at him. She delivers multiple punches to Blitzo, but with every punch, he intercepts it with a chair.
"Hup-oh! Impressive!" Blitzo said with a smirk.
With every punch Millie inflicts, the chair breaks apart until one of the stools hit the demon in the face.
"Who's that? Your boss?" Millie grunts with a question.
Millie then delivers a roundhouse kick to Blitzo, who used the chair to block the kick, but the chair breaks completely, backing him to a table with only two stools in his hand.
"He fucking wishes." Blitzo remarked with a chuckle, throws the stools away and thumbs to himself. "No, I work for myself, lady."
Millie attacks Blitzo again, but he uses the table, grabbing the pole with his table and throws it at her. She punches right through, destroying the table as the occupants fled from the fight.
"Nice one!" Blitzo said.
Blitzo grabs one of the fleeing bystanders and throws him over to Millie, but she punches him out cold and chased after him to the counter.
"Bullshit! Who are you?" Millie demands.
The fight scene takes to the counter as they hop on. Blitzo grabs one of the demons playing pool and throws her to Millie, but she catches and throws her to the bartender. Millie ejects spikes from her boots to stomp over his balls.
"Who are you working for?!" Millie demands again, but Blitzo dodges one of her stomps and gets off the counter.
"What? You don't believe me?" Blitzo questions nervously.
"Imps don't work for themselves, ASSHOLE!" Millie snarled with infuriated look on her face, dig through her ponytail and brings out a second knife she keeps somewhere to stab Blitzo.
As Millie tries to stab Blitzo, he caught her wrist and twirls around to smack her against the wall, disarming her knife, and holding her with his elbows.
"Well this one does, and he's very interested in having you to join his team." Blitzo told him with a smirk.
Millie believes it to be nonsense and back-wall flips over Blitzo, freeing herself before landing behind. When Blitzo turns around, Millie punches his face hard enough to make his nose bleed.
"You think you have anything to offer me?" Millie asks.
Blitzo seemed to be handling the fight well, making him wipe his nose and smirks with interest. In return, Millie smirks with satisfaction as if she's enjoying the fight. She attacks Blitzo, but he easily intercepts her punches.
"Double whatever you're getting paid now!" Blitzo said.
Blitzo grabs Millie by the leg with his tail and spins her to throw the demon over to the wall, laughing victoriously, but she lands on the wall with ease. She then picks out the throwing darts stuck on the board.
"I'm between jobs." Millie told him.
Millie throws the darts over to Blitzo, but he jumps to the left just as the bartender recovers, only for the demon to be struck with multiple darts, possibly killing him. Millie throws more darts and Blitzo, who hops around dodge over one and lands on the pool table with she has no more darts.
"This powerhouse? How did that happen?" Blitzo asks with a laugh.
"Not exactly a shortage imp assassins in Wrath." Millie answered. "Reputation is everything."
"And what's your reputation, hmm?" Blitzo asks.
Millie was insulted and climbs on the pool table to fight Blitzo. She takes one of the cue sticks and tries to hit Blitzo, but flips over her and knees her. Millie blocks the attack, but the cue stick split in half. She goes dual wield and stabs Blitzo, who dodges her attacks. He tries kicking her, but she ducks below and then backhand springs over to kick him. He ducks away and moves over to the side to get the drop on him, but she moves to the right. Blitzo grabs hold of the pool table and flips to the left, causing them to fall out of balance, but they flipped over and stands back up.
Millie, seeing how skilled Blitzo is as a fighter, comes to question the demon.
"Who the fuck are you?" Millie asks.
"Someone with an eye for potential." Blitzo answered. "Now you wanna keep working for peanuts, or do you want to shake things up?"
Blitzo offers his hand to Millie that he wants her in his team. Millie was going to accept it, but wanting to see if he's serious, reaches a knife from her back pocket and throws it right at Blitzo. The knife misses him by centimeters and lands on the wall, but Blitzo was unfazed by the throw, even when his cheek was cut and bleeding. Millie, impressed, chuckles and comes over to him.
"You're fucking weird. I'm in." Millie accepts.
With that, Millie shakes his hand to accept the offer. With the deal settled, they started walking out of the bar.
"So, who's that Moxxie guy you mentioned?" Millie questions.
"Oh, your new coworker." Blitzo answered. "You, you-you'll fucking hate him!"
As they close the door behind them, the bar was a complete mess with many demons knocked out by their brawl with tables and chairs broken.
A year later, another flashback scene cuts to Millie meets the whole gang. She hops and flips on the rooftop to meet Loona, who had pink and grey highlights before going none. Moxxie was completely flustered when he sees Millie for the first time, and was sweating nervously as he shakes her hand, frozen in shyness. Millie walks past him, who faints from love at first sight to Blitzo giving her the signature axe. The office building, which will become I.M.P. HQ, is in lease, and Blitzo takes it.
"That year I spent getting to know your rag tag team and making our mark in the assassin game. It was fun."
The scene cuts to the office room of where they will be working in with the name of the company: I.M.P. HQ, painted on the door.
"Welcome to I.M.P." Blitzo announces.
Blitzo opens the door, revealing the office to be still in the works with boxes not opened yet, wallpapers still need or remodeling, and the hole on the ceiling that needs to get patched. The imps were amazed that they have their own building.
"Holy shit!" Millie said with a gasp.
"Sir, what is this?" Mozzie asks, astonished and excited, turns to Blitzo.
Blitzo takes out Stolas Grimoire to show them the one thing they'll need for the job.
"This baby right here is our future, 'kay? So, I figured we deserve an upgrade, right? New office, new clients, new ring." Blitzo told him, entered inside. "Go on, check it out!"
As Moxxie and Loona follows inside to see the new office, Blitzo notices Millie not entering due to her hesitance.
"What, not enough for you?" Blitzo asks, confused. "I did the fucking best I could."
"We...heh. We don't deserve this." Millie told him, made him even more confused. "We're just Wrathians, Blitzo. Muscles. It's all we're good for, all I'm good for. It's why you hired me. Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here? Demons likes us ain't cut out for this."
"Umm, fuck you." Blitzo remarked, feeling offended and leaving her confused. "Millie, I have spent too much of my time, energy, and holes into setting this up for us to entertain your bullshit. I brought you into this company for a reason, okay? You're tougher, smarter, and frankly more capable than anyone I've met in any ring. And I'm more fuckable and business savvy than any succu-bitch alive, Loonie's perfect, Moxxie's..."
Blitzo paused when he notices that Moxxie was staring at the eels with such enthusiasm, which creeps him out.
"...Probably got some good traits too and I'm sure we'll figure them out eventually." Blitzo continued, turning to Millie. "The point is, if we can't make it here then-then no one deserves to, right? 'Kay, so stop killing my buzz, and come on, I wanna show you my office!"
The scene cuts to Millie at her apartment gazing upon the office building with happiness. Then, a montage scene shows a flashback of the good times she's ever had with the gang. From the time when Blitzo pulls a grenade and attacks someone on the rooftop before the grenade explodes, killing their target, and splattering blood all over them. Moxxie facepalms, but Millie was unfazed, but happy. One time, they were climbing up the skyscraper: The other time they were hunting a client in the outback when Millie points at someone and Blitzo just randomly shoots at it for no reason. A time when Blitzo drives his van with Millie riding on top holding an axe before jumping up with laughter and decapitating a human target.
"Most of my life, I bought into the idea that all I could ever be was a simple farm girl. Or best an underpaid goon. Until I met some knucklehead who never gave a fuck about what anyone else said he could or couldn't be."
Millie looked at Blitzo, Moxxie, and Loona. Blitzo shoves Moxxie aide and hugs Millie, laughing beside her.
"He made me believe he could be anything. And that made me feel like I could be anything, too."
The flashback scene ends with Millie, Blitzo, and Antauri at the present.
"He gave me so much...A career, a husband, a future. And now...He's my best friend." Millie said with a smile.
"She's right, Blitz." Antauri said, leans next to him. "I know we've had our differences, but truth is, none would have this life if it wasn't for you. Loona probably...would've live on the streets without someone to look after. Moxxie would've still be in prison, falling with the crowd worse than his old man. Millie would've never realized her potential and stayed in Wrath. And I would've never had a new family and continued on being abused and never been cared for. Without this company, without you, I never would've found a new place or a new family."
"You...you don't hate me?" Blitzo asks.
"Nah, never." Millie answered.
Blitzo, touched by their words, comes over and sits on the bed next to them. Millie gives him back the skull button, which made Blitzo all teary before taking it and putting back to his shirt. As Millie talks more, Blitzo takes her hand and she leans on to him.
"Look. What we said earlier, you've just always been so unbothered by everything. Almost bulletproof, and I guess I depended on that." Millie said sadly. "I didn't know how to react to you being reduced to...Bethany. But I should've respected you like you always do for us. I'm sorry."
Blitzo realized what Millie meant, and he knew she was right. He's never been so depressed to revert to something so stupid and takes off the wig and hat.
"Better?" Blitzo asks with a smile.
"Much." Millie and Antauri replied.
"Good." Blitzo said.
Millie and Antauri were finally glad Blitzo is over with his depression and starts getting back to business.
"Now, you ready to finish this thing?" Millie asks as she and Antauri hops off the bed.
"Yeah!" Blitzo answered, pauses. "But we still don't know what this thing is!"
"Actually, we do." Antauri said, showing the sample of black ectoplasm while they got out of the room. "While we were busy getting chased by an angry mob, I've managed to find a clue. This black ectoplasm is left behind from the hotel room our client sleeps, and we had a pretty good idea who really did it. It was an Infestor, a demon that feeds off the trauma and negative emotions. It's a loose deal Leviathan has with Lucifer, because of the jealousy of Asmodeus sending Succubi back to Earth."
Blitzo then widens his eyes, realized the only real logical explanation for the hallucination and all these paranormal stuff the humans believe in.
"Oh." Blitzo said.
"And I think we have this mystery solve." Millie said with a smile.
Just then, they heard a creepy spooky voice echoing in the hallways.
"So-ho. Figured it out, have you?" Rolando asks.
Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri turn to the source, getting ready to fight whomever they're facing. At the end of the hallways, Rolando appears before them with an evil grin. The lights flickered once before Rolando disappears from the scene. The lights then goes out as Rolando comes up in a close-up horror scene.
"A bit out of depth, aren't you little ones?" Rolando asks.
Rolando retreats into the darkness with his form slowly revealing himself to be more demonic with his eyes glowing and teeth showing in the dark.
The lightbulbs break, and more break as the shadow force comes to destroy them, heading toward Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri. They run away when the shadows starts to come close with Rolando's shadow figure chased after them. Rolando's evil laughter echoes as he comes closer to the demons, and more ectoplasms slime races behind them.
"Damn our tiny fucking legs!" Blitzo grunts.
With each light breaking, Rolando's shadowy figure comes popping every time, and then...
"You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!" Rolando said.
Rolando's shadow grabs hold of Blitzo and Antauri's shadowy leg, making them fall. Millie turns and tries to help, but Rolando grabs her and throws her aside. As Blitzo and Antauri recovers, an invisible force levitated them over and throws them over to the wall, crashing them through several hotel rooms before landing near the pool. Blitzo and Antauri grunts and coughs as they see Rolando in his true form: a tall, spindly, fish-themed eel demon with shades of teal and green, silvery fins, yellow eyes with no irises or pupils, and a mouth full of sharp teeth.
Rolando crawls through the hole and confronts them.
"Oh, this is fun!" Rolando said with a laugh.
Rolando stomps Blitzo in the face, holding him down to kill him. Antauri fires his pistol that has holy bullets, shot him in the head and killed him.
"You okay, Blitz?" Antauri asks, panting heavily.
"Yeah, thanks." Blitzo answered when Millie crawls out of the hole.
"You two okay?" Millie asks with worry.
"Yeah, we're just peachy." Antauri nods since the job is finally done. "Let's get out of this dump."
"Yeah, fuck hotels!" Blitzo agrees, but the white hellhound gives him a disapproving look on his face. "Except Hazbin Hotel."
Blitzo then kicks the double doors and Antauri taking the vacuum, leaving the dead demon alone.
With their mission completed, Antauri pulled the bones out of the rear tire and Millie and Blitzo pushes the van out of the cemetery to return home. The morning sun rises over them as they finally teleported back to I.M.P. HQ.
"So, I'm your best friend, huh?" Blitzo asks with a smile.
"What do you think?" Millie counters.
"I think...I-I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck." Blitzo said.
"That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?" Millie asks.
"No." Blitzo answered sadly, climbs up on his van and looks down. "Not anymore."
Millie climbs up to join him.
"The bird got to you that bad, huh?" Millie asks again.
"I guess." Blitzo answered.
"So...you gonna keep stalking us all the time?" Millie questions.
"To answer your question, he is." Antauri told her with a shrug which it got their attention. "But still, you're gonna have to get rid of those damn things to get the money back."
"Oh fuck, I forgot all about that!" Blitzo exclaims, face palms himself. "Guess I've really screwed it up."
"Oh yeah, big time." Millie said with a chuckle. "But I hope Mox is all right."
The scene cuts back to Moxxie making another horrendous math calculation. He was focusing on the paper that he realized he finally solved the math equation to their financial problems.
"I did it? I did it!" Moxxie said.
Moxxie grabs the paper with happiness that made him cry in joy. He was having a supposedly happiest moment that the background turned all heavenly.
"I finally figured it out!" Moxxie sobs.
The moment was then cut short when Loona comes over to check over the work. Surprisingly, Loona is smart enough to even know complex mathematics despite her cynical and choleric attitude and points at the paper to reveal one mistake.
"You uh...You forgot to carry the two there." Loona told him.
Moxxie looks back to check, and Loona was right; he did forget to carry the 2 to the equation, which means he will have to start all over again. Moxxie snaps and goes into a complete mental breakdown. He drops the paper and then douses everything in the office from the table to the papers with gasoline to light it and possible the entire building on fire now that I.M.P. is going to be bankrupt anyways.
Loona rolls her eyes in annoyance and picks up Moxxie before he can do any more damage. She places Moxxie, who was still in a breakdown, in front of a TV in a blanket and a bowl of ice cream on him to calm him down while she fixes the seemingly impossible financial math equation. Moxxie focuses on the TV showing the porn movie: Ghost Fuckers. The title was in a horror theme genre.
"Now back to Ghost Fuckers: The Musicaaaal!"
Turns out, this version is called 'Ghost Fuckers: The Musical' which is a part of the 'Ghost Fucker' porn movie series but it's a musical theme subgenre similar to a cheesy television film where everyone annoyingly sings in every random note and line.
Moxxie gasps in excitement that it's a musical.
That's it for the 34th chapter.