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Mrs. J.K., Some say I am a Gary Stu, whoever that bloke might be, but I noticed you are one too! Hermione is your alter Ego! Does that make you a Mary Sue? I still don't understand why you let her get shagged by Ron… yeah, everyone can make a mistake. Meh, this Gary Stu is having fun typing this story, for free of course.

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Did I set him up with those girls? Maybe I did, they would reject each other if they were not compatible. Their parents saw them make the connection too, Neville with Hannah and Susan are a package deal too.

Meh, three more days before Hogwarts, tomorrow the scar, the day after the ring, a day to say goodbye, and three months to avenge Marlene McKinnon and her folks. I need that to be able to move on with my life.

I am an Isekai you say? You are probably right, but I have the memories of Sirius Black, I have the emotions of Sirius Black, I AM Sirius Black! I just have a set of memories of an Old Guy.

13 Master of Death.

Harry and I stepped into Gringotts, a guard took us to a ritual chamber, there I had to say goodbye to Harry, "Be strong, Harry, that little piece of Tom behind your scar is a weak pathetic coward, the Shamans will get it out in no time… or... They will drag it longer to increase the bill, I pay them by the hour, you know."

Harry grumbled, "You suck at Pep-talks, Siri," then he sighed, "Let's get this over with."

Harry followed the guard inside the chamber. Sharpclaw stood next to me, "He is right, you know, you suck at pep talks. We drag the ritual longer because we are paid by the hour? That is not exactly reassuring the boy, is it?"

I shrugged, "Nobody is perfect, Sharpclaw. At least now he knows it could take all day. I am curious, how are they going to get rid of it? Transfer it to a pig and kill it?"

That was the most used method in Fan Fiction, that and the usual AK to the head. Another method was shagging it out with a coven of Witches… nah, that will not happen today, I hope.

Sharpclaw laughed, "Our Shamans keep their secrets, Lord Black. How did you come up with that method? I am sure to share it with our Shamans, they appreciate a good joke."

"It would have been a fitting ending," I explained, "Tom Riddle; he died like the pig he was."

I asked, "Is all set for tomorrow? It is crucial I get that ring for Harry."

Sharpclaw nodded, "We want those Horcruxes destroyed as much as you, Lord Black. That madman's actions were devastating for the economy, preventing his come-back is as important for us as it is for you."

Sharpclaw grinned, "Getting Rid of Bins was satisfying, we celebrated it a whole day and night. We laughed another day when we heard you gave that job to a Frenchman. The students will be in for a surprise."

I shrugged, "That was Bin's fault, there hasn't a History Master in Britain for the last four decades, we had to find one on the main continent."

"Well, you are currently the most favorite human of Ragnar, he laughed when you connected the anti-Veela laws to the anti-Werewolf laws without them noticing it," reported Sharpclaw.

"Gringotts have to wait for a year before I can tackle the Goblin discrimination," I warned him, "Bins have been poisoning our minds for a century, that kind of hate is difficult to get rid of."

I glanced sideways at him, "Goblins are not the friendliest people around either, you know. If there is a cure, it has to come from both ways."

Sharpclaw nodded, "We know, Lord Black, but the first step has to come from the Wizarding side, we have been fooled too many times. We have hope though."

I softly sighed, "I can not promise more than to do my best for it, Sharpclaw, once the sheep made up their minds, they are hard to change. I have a bad reputation, the sheep are wary of the Black Dog."

I turned, "I have an appointment with my lawyers, I am not in the mood to sift through all those laws Dumbledore and Fudge perverted, I am going to pay them to do it."

Xxxxx

Howard Howe led me to the meeting room, from the ones present I only recognized Benjamin Screwam. Howard introduces the other associate, "Lord Black, This is the third partner of our firm Cecil Dowey. These are our staff members…"

After the introductions of Grunts 1 to 6, Howard asked, "What can we do for you today, Lord Black?"

I explained my needs, "If you heard the wireless on the Wizengamot meeting, we are going to review all the laws Dumbledore and Fudge had their paws on. I want to hire your firm to do it in my place. I was an Auror before they posted me in Azkaban for twelve years, I know the laws, but don't know enough legal lingo to put a proper new law proposal on the table. Nor do I see all the loopholes."

Cecil Dowey said, "That can be done, Lord Black. But to do that, we need to know your view on the wizarding World. We know your position on Pureblood propaganda and what you did in Hogwarts, the rest is blank."

I thought for a bit, and answered, "I have one Philosophy: Treat others like you want to be treated. I want equal rights and obligations for Magical entities, Purebloods, Half-bloods, and Muggleborn are some of them, Werewolves, Veela, and Goblins are some of the others. All of them are taking part in our society."

I held my hand up to stop their questions, "You may ask why I don't include Centaurs and Mermaids to name the most important ones. Well, they don't take part in our society, they seclude themselves from us, although the mermaids don't have a choice in it due to them living underwater."

"Neither do I count the Vampires as members of our society, they prey on us, so fuck them," I added.

I ended with, "I want the Purebloods to accept the Newbloods and integrate them into our World, I want the Newbloods to study our customs and not reject them on the first day. We made a start on that at Hogwarts."

"For the werewolves, free access to safe houses during the full moon, farms to grow the herbs, and tutors to teach them to brew the potions. The Veela are humans whose Animagus messed up and their offspring got stuck with it. I want both their stigma as Creature revoked and name them People with a permanent condition."

One of the Grunts asked, "Even the Veela? They lure males into losing their minds and forget about their wives."

I shook my head, "I spoke with Veela when I was on duty before being posted at Azkaban. From ten to twenty years old they can not control their allure. That is part of their instincts to search for a mate and can not be controlled completely. Veela are looking for a mate who can resist that allure. The ones that are losing their minds are weak-willed males. Sadly, it was a reason to be hunted for it."

I looked at the Grunt, "If you forget about your wife when you see a Veela, that tells us more about you than about them. Also, you can't call them animals, do you? If they are, would you fuck a Chimpanzee? They are animals that have 95% of our Genes, almost human don't you think so?"

Howard interrupted, "We know enough about this. Now for the contract and the time limit, we propose…"

Xxxxx

I stepped outside the office an hour later with a signed contract. I entered Gringotts and was informed of the status of the ritual. One of the clerks went to the back, when he returned, he said, "Heir Potter/Black was transported home by his House elf to recuperate. The ritual was successful."

"Thank you for informing me Teller Throat Cutter, May the blood of your enemies flow like the gold into your Vault." were my parting words.

Another Teller chuckled when he heard that, "That would be a few drops of blood at the pace his wife is spending his Gold." he said in Gobbelywobbelly.

Another one said, "That blood would flow abundantly if he said by the rate his wife spends his gold."

The customers felt a chill when all the Tellers grinned at those comments. Throat Cutter could only glare.

Xxxxx

I visited Harry in his room, four Muggles, four Purebloods, and one Muggleborn were pampering a boy who was riding the pity train to the Max, groaning, tossing, and turning in his bed.

With a worried look, I asked, "How much longer does he have? Do I need to appoint a new Heir? I bet Draco is willing, or… Luna, you have a bit of Black blood in you, don't you? I think it was your Great, Great Nan."

Luna shook her head, "Nope, I stay with Hubby to the end. He just told us how to get better, take your boxer off, hubby, end we will suck the bad thing out."

I looked at Harry, "Oh? Did the healers tell you about that cure, Harry? Then I leave you in the good care of your… what do I call them? Nurses? Girlfriends? Courted? Betrothed? Wives?"

I chuckled when I left the room, I wonder if he gets his pecker sucked today. I know Daphne and Tracey are pushing it, they are in a different House, so their interaction with Harry will be limited, they are making the most of it to make a connection these last days.

I informed the Alliance of my hiring the law firm and sent them a copy of the contract, with a note. They will be consulted on their views in the following days as Allies. Then I sorted my and Harry's paperwork and mail, mainly checking for curses and other shenanigans.

Hmm? A letter with pictures for me? What does that letter say… Zabini? Crap! She is looking fine, but I am not tired of living yet. She does look damn fine in those pictures, and they don't know about PhotoShop yet. I gave a last look at the pictures, before I shook my head, Must… Stay… Strong! I bet her husbands died with a smile on their faces.

Xxxxx

Harry was cured at Dinner time, Daphne and Tracey scored some points by the look on their faces, Luna looked Dreamily as usual, the four Muggle girls were smiling, and Hermione knew she had the base advantage. Next month Harry is hers! Astoria did not care one bit.

"Harry, I am busy tomorrow, do you have any plans?" I asked when dinner was almost over.

Harry nodded, "An Amusement Park, but we visited the ones close by a few times already, we discussed Thorn Park, but that is at least a four-hour bus drive. A water park is out for… Reasons."

Taylor proposed, "We could go to Chessington again? Or stay here, we don't mind staying here, this is a Haunted House, and it is fun in here. It feels Magical, you know?"

Tina nodded, "We can do a double sleepover, tonight and tomorrow night, these are our last days together before you disappear to Scotland somewhere. Our parents don't mind the peace and quiet, you met them last week remember? All our school stuff and tasks are done, there are only a few days left, let's make the best of them."

Everyone looked at me, what do I have to say about it? Luna has been here longer than a month and is sleeping with Harry for weeks now, Hermione is a daily visitor, arriving early and returning late at night. Daphne and Tracey have their hooks in Harry and are solidifying their bonds. Those four will end up with Harry, and they seem to have no problem with the Muggle girls sleeping over. Astoria is here to be a token chaperon.

I nodded, "I don't have a problem with it, as long you keep it proper, I am not in the mood to be a Grand Uncle. Remember, no kids before you are twenty. Teenage parents are to be pitied."

Daphne glared at me, "We know that Lord Black, we are not stupid you know."

Luna innocently added, "Cristina taught us about birth control methods."

I choked on my food, I pointed at Luna, "Missy Lovegood! I told you to wait for that until you are fifteen. You hear!"

Luna looked puzzled, "I thought that was for Role-Play nights, Uncle Siri?"

I rolled my eyes, "that is when you are over twenty-five to thirty, Luna. If you start too soon with that, what will you do when you are Fifty? Seventy?"

Taylor joked, "Hoping our husband still can get it up."

That cracked everyone up, giggling they ran upstairs.

Xxxxx

"I am too old for that." I sighed, then my day brightened up with the visit of my two sluts!

While we were walking to my bedroom, Cissy said, "Draco is staying with Theo, both lost their Fathers and are bonding over it."

Hmm, those Fan Fics that pictured them Gay were not lying after all?

Amy said, "Susan is staying over at the Longbottoms with Hannah. Augusta is talking about courtships already."

I nodded when I opened the door of my bedroom to let them in, "Daphne and Tracey are working on it with Harry, it won't be long before he caves in. It also won't be long for Hermione and Luna to be joining them."

I turned and closed the door, "But that is the last thing on my mind right now. I want to admire my sluts strip for me. Make a show out of it."

They must have practiced, dancing around, they removed the clothes from each other, caressing and pacing soft kisses on the exposed body parts, it was bloody hot to watch. When they were in their, I might say very sexy underwear, they turned to me and moved in.

They pulled me out of my couch, "Your turn to get naked, Master, these sluts want to feast their eyes on you."

Both of them started to slowly undress me, as before, caressing me with their fingers and lips, I was rock hard by the time I stood in my boxers. That set me off to give my own contribution, alternating my kisses between both of them, letting my hands work on their tits. One by one I unclipped their bra, letting their tits exposed to my view. While they removed my boxer to see Dude stand up Proud.

I sighed, "Ladies, you have fabulous tits, I could admire them all night," I grinned, "And that is what I am going to do. But first I want to see some pussy. Cissy, pull Amy's panty down. Then do the same for Cissy, Amy. Oh, you sluts are dripping wet already, Cissy, sit on the couch so that Amy can eat you out, I see a snatch that is begging to feel my Dude inside. Spread your legs, Amy, one Dude getting in!"

With one stroke I shoved Dude inside, making Amy moan into Cissy's pussy, I took my time for it, slowly I moved in and out, only slamming the last few inches deeper inside.

I sped up my thrusts, "Suck on that whore's clit, she is a needy one, that's it! Put some fingers inside. What would the kids think when they saw us in action? They would learn a thing or two, don't you think? Finished already? Switch places! Get in position, tramp, your Master wants to fill your cunt."

Every time I told them that the kids could be listening or watching got them off. Then we took it to the bed, we did every position possible, at last, I softly said to them "I watched the girls practice the one-way window spell, I bet they are watching us right now."

That gave me another round, the sluts were insatiable, being watched gave it another dimension, and they could not get enough of it. An hour later we collapsed and fell asleep.

Xxxxx

All the girls were watching the action, when they were back in Harry's room, Astoria complained, "Why are you always dragging me here for, Luna?"

Daphne answered, "So you know what to expect when you are married, Tory. You know we can't see it with Mum and Dad, they are in the other wing."

Taylor giggled, "I watched a threesome! How awesome is that? They loved it too, Harry, that Uncle of yours is something else. At first, I thought he was some Dungeon and Dragon weirdo, but now he is my role model. I want someone like him!"

She turned to Harry and said, "Watch and learn Padawan, when you can fuck like that, come to see me."

Luna said with a serious face, "Someday he will Taylor, Harry is going to practice on us first."

Hermione sighed, "It was nothing like the books described, it must be true that one picture says a thousand words. I never thought women liked to be dominated like that. Especially Madam Bones, she is the director of a law enforcement department."

Cristina got behind her, put one arm around her waist, and pulled her head back with her hair with her other hand, "Why don't we test that? Harry, this slut needs a snog, and her tits want to feel your hands. Under her blouse, Harry, you know she loves it when you grab her tits like that."

Harry played along, "Is that true, Hermione? Are you my slut? Give me that snog… yes, you loved it, you feel my hands on your boobs, slut? Do you want more? Tell me, do I stop or do you want more?"

Hermione panted, "I want more, Harry!"

Cristina chuckled, "Tell him you are his slut, Hermione, after all, you are his slut, isn't it? Say it!"

With another pull on her hair, Hermione shouted out, "I am your slut, Harry! Don't stop!"

Ten minutes later, Hermione sighed, "Cristina you are evil, but it felt so good."

Tracey giggled, "That will be fun in Griffindor Tower."

Daphne sighed, "But not for us, Tracey, we sleep somewhere else, remember?"

Tracey looked at Cristina, "Say, can you do another one? Daphne needs a turn."

Xxxxx

Breakfast was fun, I played footsie with my sluts, and Ariana and Tina were teasing Harry with their hands below the table, Merlin knows what they were doing.

I stood up and walked out the door, "I have an appointment in twenty minutes, those Goblins hate it when I am late. Ah, Harry? Can you ask me to deal with Tom Riddle? It is a technicality, but I think it is needed."

Harry said, "Sirius, please, deal with Tom in any way you see fit."

When I was out the door, Tina asked Harry, "Goblins?"

Harry nodded, "That is what he calls his bankers, money-grubbing Goblins he said. They do a good job managing my money, though."

Tina nodded, "With the way he fucks, he can have as many quirks as he wants."

Cissy choked on her tea when she heard that, Amy blushed red hot, and asked, "You saw us?"

Ariana grinned, "We learned a lot from you, we saw some things we want to try out ourselves someday. In fact, Hermione and Daphne tried it last night and loved every minute of it."

Daphne groaned, "Ariana, don't spill all our secrets," she looked at Amy, "Can we keep this to ourselves? I rather not spread it at Hogwarts. Dad would go berserk if he finds out," she sighed, "But it was fun."

Luna asked innocently, "What else can you teach us?"

Xxxxx

I met the Goblins at Little Hangleton, together we searched for the Gaunt shack, halfway a dirt road, we sensed Magic... The Goblins sensed it, we found an opening in the almost overgrown hedges. A few clipping spells revealed a path to a dilapidated shack, barely holding it together.

The Curse Breakers got to work, slowly they advanced, removing curse after curse. Tom went all out with his protection, it took three hours to reach the hut, the snake that was nailed to the door hissed something nasty, one of the Goblins hissed something back. Those buggers can talk to snakes too? I did not know that!

After hissing back and forth, the door opened, and the snake disappeared. I was the last one to enter. No, I am not a coward! I am paying good money for these Curse Breakers, so I let them do their job. Even I felt the pull of the ring, begging to be put on my finger, I watched one of the human curse breakers reach for the boards that hid the ring.

I commented, "I hope you can dispel a withering curse, or you can kiss your hand goodbye. Wear gloves, mate."

As if stung by a wasp, he pulled his hand back cursing something foul. He nodded at me, "Thank you for snapping me out of it. That artifact has a strong pull, I was almost overwhelmed."

I shrugged, "No problem, man; if it wasn't me, your mates would have woke you up."

One of the Goblins said, "Not before he had put that ring on his finger, some lessons had to be learned the hard way. Losing a finger would remind him of it."

The curse breaker cursed silently, he learned his lesson alright, never warn a goblin before it is too late, they are fond of learning lessons the hard way.

Once the boarding was removed, we saw a box, covered with spells, the curse breaker swore, "Exploding curses, snake summoning curses, Compulsion charms, and curses that demand a password."

I suggested, "Say open for Lord Voldemort in Parseltongue, that will do the trick."

He looked at me, "Do you think it would be that easy?"

I nodded, "He was an arrogant ass, thinking he was the only Parselmouth in Britain. It is that simple."

The old goblin came closer and hissed at the box, a few seconds later the box opened, now the pull was overwhelming. The old Goblin hissed some more and the pull was gone.

The curse breaker waved his wand and dispelled the withering curse, "Nasty curse, this one, once you have it, it is almost impossible to get rid of. Now we need to get that Horcrux out."

I nodded, "Remember, I need that ring in one piece, my Godson has a claim on it for House Gaunt. Right of conquest, that will show those Death Eaters who his Master was."

I better not mention Peverell or the Hallows. That will cause trouble for Harry.

The curse breaker asked, "I thought he was the Heir of Slytherin?"

I shrugged, "In a way he was, the Gaunts were the last line with Slytherin blood. Because he caused the death of his Uncle, the rightful Lord Gaunt, by framing him for the murder of his Father and Grandparents, the Slytherin Ring refused him to claim the Lordship. The Black ring has the same enchantment on it. No kin-slayer can wear the ring. That was why Lucius did the dirty work for his son."

Xxxxx

I skipped lunch to witness the dispelling of the last Horcrux. Sharpclaw stood next to him, I asked, "What will happen to that wraith now that his anchors are gone?"

Sharpclaw answered, "If he is possessing a human or animal, he will live, once the human or animal dies, it will dissipate into nothing. No afterlife for him, just nothing."

I nodded, "A fitting end for a monster. Hmm, I wonder if Dumbledore is enjoying his afterlife, I bet James and Lily will have words with him. Anyway, that was the last one."

Sharpclaw handed the ring to me, "There is more to this ring than you are telling me, Lord Black. But you can keep your secrets, up to now you did not harm us, and we put our trust in you."

Yeah, I better not tell them I will make Harry the Master of Death tomorrow.

Xxxxx

I returned home, just in time for dinner. There was a strange atmosphere in the room, Cissy and Amy were playing footsie again, not quite masking their movements, I returned the favor of course. I explained the hunt for the ring, "I had a lead to the hiding spot of that ring, it took a while to find it, the bastard that stole it put a lot of traps around it. It took hours to get through them, after we got the ring, it was doused with something foul and had to be cleansed. It took all day to get it all done."

Taylor said out loud, "You are a Tomb Raider! A Treasure hunter!"

I shook my head, "That ring was not in a tomb, Miss Taylor, it was in an old shack. And technically, I did not raid, I paid the Raiders."

We relaxed the rest of the evening, Amy, Cissy, and me with a bottle of wine, and the kids with Butterbeer. For some reason, Cissy and Amy were telling stories about their youth.

Amy told the Muggle-approved story of James and me flipping her skirt and her revenge to stick us to the wall in front of the Great Hall. I shrugged, "It was totally worth it, she had a sexy red panty on, until this day I like red panties."

At the second bottle of wine, Cissy told the kids how she taught me about the birds and the bees, "It was the summer of 73, we stayed here with Siri's parents and his little brother, I was fifteen, Andy was sixteen and Bella turned seventeen. Siri was thirteen and always spying on us, one evening we caught him, and took him into our room."

Cissy smiled, "We just heard who we were betrothed to, three noble snobs one worse than the other. As a last act of independence, we taught Siri about the facts of life. I showed him my body and explained the inner workings, Andy taught him to kiss and to pleasure her. Bella, who was engaged to the worst one, gave him a blow job and let him take her Virginity. We stayed at Siri's house for four weeks, those weeks were the happiest of my life, for Bella too."

Cissy smiled sadly, "Sirius learned a lot those weeks, my only regret was not to make love with him. Bella demanded all of his time in our bed."

Amy stood up and pulled me out of the couch, "We can fix that, Cissy, it is getting late. Good night everyone."

Xxxxx

In our room, we got rid of our clothes, Amy said, "On the bed, Siri, Cissy is going to ride you just the way she fantasized about it. You can eat my pussy, use that snake tongue on me."

What snake tongue? I am not a Parselmouth! Before I knew it, I was on my back with a snatch on my mouth and Cissy doing a Cowgirl on my Dude. They took control of me and were shagging me like there was no tomorrow while talking dirty all the time.

Amy was into it, "Fuck your Master, slut! Take him deep inside and ride him! He will be ours forever! Suck harder, Siri! I am almost there!"

We changed position time after time, it was their turn to command and they loved it. Two hours was my limit, after that, we collapsed, Amy and Cissy with big smiles.

In the room next door, one boy and nine girls left and went into Harry's room.

Xxxxx

The next day they sat with sleepy eyes at the breakfast table, Amy and Cissy were looking smug at them, Cissy asked, "Did you stay up long, girls?"

Daphne nodded, "Yes, we had to try something out that could not wait. We will take a nap later."

I watched the looks and interaction between them and sighed, I will have to talk to Greengrass and Davis, they are driving it too far… probably Lovegood and Granger too.