Holidays of Future Passed: Wrath of the Porky-Men.The last and I mean last chapter of the Holidays of Future saga. Oscar is hyperactive as usual and there's nonsensical characters like Cookie Magneto.
Plot
The titles are Hans Moleman as a Hawk Man from Flash Gordon.
...
t was a quiet day in the property of 7-42 Evergreen Terrace. Well, as quiet as it could get in that house.
"I am so great! I am so great! I am so great!" Bart was wearing a saucepan on his head and slamming to pot lids together like they were cymbals.
"Bart! Stop that at once!" Homer yelled. Bart sighed and immediately ceased making such a racket.
In the lounge. The TV was on and loud with Oscar Tamaki planted on the couch in front of it. In order to make sure he stayed there and didn't pester everyone he was given possession of the remote for the next hour or so. He was watching Disney's Bonkers.
Oscar was fixated on the TV as Bonkers D Bobcat got smooshed by an anvil, blown up and sat on by an elephant while on duty trying to arrest bad Toons.
Graggle the naked meme character this entire fan base insists exists... was on the couch as well, feet up on the coffee table and headphones on with music loud enough to be heard. He was wearing a sleeping mask over his eyes to block out the annoying sounds and sights of Oscar's sappy choice of cartoons.
Oscar sat transfixed on his cartoon because of Bonkers's big wet shiny round red nose etc.
Lisa was sat in a corner meditating because she's a Buddhist now...
Bart came in to continue his disruptive shenanigans. He poured out some mustard satchels he smuggled home from Krusty Burger that were hidden in his shirt. They poured out in a small, pile in front of the piano resting near the front windows where it is always kept.
Bart grinned and pulled out a small mallet. He sat down and smashed the mustard satchets while singing Jingle Bells.
"Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle bells!" He sang with a devious smirk while smooshing mustard satchets. Mustard splattered across the carpet under the piano.
"Bart I'm trying to watch Bonkers..." Oscar groaned.
Bart squinted and frowned, embarrassed by Oscar because he was watching baby cartoons. He rolled his eyes.
"And I'm trying to meditate..." Lisa muttered as she sat cross-legged in a trance.
Letters poured in through the front letterbox. Homer arrived humming to a tune as he collected the letters.
"Bill... Bill... bill..." They were mostly bills."
"Oh and Homer, Mr Burns is holding a picnic again." said Oscar.
Homer screamed. "Wait, where's the memo?!"
"The memo?" Oscar asked.
"Yes there would be a memo..." said Homer getting agitated with the young boy.
"Oh... I threw that in the trash..." said Oscar.
Homer screamed in hysterics.
Oscar chuckled.
...
Marge soon arrives. "Homer calm down!"
She retrieves the memo from the garbage.
"Eeeeew..." Bart groans as it is stained with sauces and baby food etc.
"It's today!" said Marge.
"They should have sent it in a week's notice!" said Homer frustrated.
"They did... I put it in the trash a week ago..." said Oscar.
Homer snarled and throttled him.
"Homer! Let go of him!" Marge scolded Homer.
Homer released Oscar, the latter rubbed his sore neck and tried to get his breath back.
"We better get packing!" said Marge seeing the urgency of the picnic. Mr Burns hated tardiness.
"Can I come?" Oscar asked.
"No! It says bring your family only... no foster kids!" Homer barked.
Marge frowned at Homer. "Well someone will have to stay behind and babysit Oscar. We can't leave him to his own devices...
"Yeah especially after last time..." said Lisa. Oscar obviously messed up the house or something.
"Oh that's easy, Bart, you're staying here to watch Oscar." said Homer.
"Oh yeah definitely Bart..." Everyone chirped up at once because they insist on picking on Bart...
"NO! No, no, no. Don't you dare!" Bart cut in frantically.
"Watch Oscar... that's an order..." Homer said in a cold, serious tone. There was no changing his mind.
"Why me? Why can't you stay and watch that little wacko?!" Bart whined.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped while attempting to swim across the carpet.
Bart face palmed.
"Because I'm in charge and I said so!" said Homer. "Besides, Mr Burns is my boss and expects me to attend his stinking, rotten picnic..."
Marge sighed vexed slightly with Homer's attitude.
"Plus I don't wanna be stuck with a hyper active 9 year old who still wears diapers..." said Homer.
Oscar promptly as if on cue, messed his diaper with a cartoonish splat.
Bart groaned.
"And what makes you think I want to?" Bart yelled.
"Because He likes you! He's more likely to comply and give you an easier time than he will with me..." said Homer.
"Actually I prefer Hugo now... he's a lot more easy going about my shenanigans..." said Oscar.
"Yeah sure..." Hugo found Oscar frustrating too.
"But..." Bart whined.
"No buts." said Homer.
"Nehehehehe! Butt..." Oscar chuckled.
"We'll be back soon. Don't mess up the place... or I'll kill you!" Homer snarled.
The family left, with Bart reluctantly having to stay home to watch Oscar.
Bart sighed.
...
A few moments after everyone was gone.
"Uh... You must have heard and smelt my diaper by now that I made an accident. I need changing..." said Oscar.
Bart seethed.
Bart fetched from Maggie and Eric's room the changing mat, the wet wipes, the talcum powder, the diaper rash cream and the super sized diapers meant for severely disabled 9 year olds and up.
"Lay on the mat..." Bart muttered. Oscar complied.
Bart removed Oscar's brown shorts and tore at the sticky fastening tabs of his diaper. Oscar winced as he watched Bart change him.
Bart scrunched up his face disgusted by Oscar's mess. He groaned and began wiping Oscar's butt...
Eventually the disgusting chore was done and Oscar now had a clean diaper fastened tightly upon him. It crinkled as he sat up.
Bart frowned at him because he felt Oscar should be fully toilet trained by now.
"Now can you let me just chill with a comic without pestering me..." Bart sighed.
Oscar frowned and went off in a huff after pulling up his shorts.
He paused in the doorway.
"Now what?!" Bart sighed irritated.
"Can I have a flamethrower?" Oscar asked.
Bart made a baffled grimace. "No! You can't have a flamethrower! Where would I even get a flamethrower..."
Oscar muttered and went upstairs.
Bart sighed and read his comic.
Elsewhere Pikkanose and the Porky Men were hypnotising kids across America again. It's not know what his demands were, probably world domination or something...
Kids in a trance stared like zombies at their TVs.
Back at the Simpsons house Oscar heads to his room. Teddy latches onto his head. "Guess who..." said the living teddy bear creature.
Oscar sighed bemused.
"Wait.. where is everyone..." Teddy sniffed with his big wet shiny black nose. "Someone should be watching you to make sure you don't insert a fork into a power outlet again..."
Oscar frowned. "I did that once Teddy..."
"Anyway Bart's supposed to watching me... but I apparently am annoying so he sent me upstairs to give him some space..." said Oscar.
Teddy frowned. "What a bad babysitter..."
Oscar shrugged.
Teddy decided to sniff Oscar's crotch with his big wet shiny black nose.
...
Bart is reading a comic.
Oscar clears his throat.
Bart lowered his comic and found Oscar pestering him. "What..." Bart grunted.
"I want a snack..." said Oscar bouncing on the balls of his feet.
"Then make yourself a snack..." Bart sighed.
Oscar goes to the kitchen.
Bart gets a moment's peace. Suddenly some plates smash. Bart leapt from his chair and heads to the kitchen.
"What happened?!" Bart asked. Some plates had shattered. Oscar was holding a PB and J sandwich.
"I wanted the third plate from the top and pulled it out, then the other plates fell.." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Don't fret... I can fix this this..." said Oscar smirking.
"Oz they're beyond repair..." Bart seethed.
"Not beyond repair from a little magic..." Oscar got out his Springwarts wand. "Reparo!"
The shards reassembled back into two plates.
Bart rolled his eyes.
Oscar goes to the fridge.
"Now what..." Bart sighed.
"I'm getting a soda..." said Oscar getting a can of Buzz Cola.
"You don't need anymore sugar today!" Bart yelled.
Oscar frowned. "Yes I do... My diabetes would kill me if I don't top up my blood sugar..."
Bart seethed.
"Zuuuuuul!" Zuul was in the fridge...
"Zuul get out of the fridge..." Oscar sighed...
"No." said a demonic voice.
Oscar face palmed.
"Look, just eat your sandwich and find something to do upstairs, away from me!" Bart yelled. He stormed off to read his comic.
Oscar sighed. He eats his sandwich.
Dark Teddy pitter-patters in on his paws. He looks in the fridge.
"Zuuuuuul!" Zuul roared.
"WHAT THE?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!" Dark Teddy yelled.
Oscar face palmed.
...
The lounge. Bart was reading his Radioactive Man comic.
Oscar couldn't get rid of the knot that had planted itself in the pit of his stomach.
"Ugh... why did I eat that shoe lace..." He groaned. Yeah he does weird things like eating shoe laces... and butter...
Oscar paced about, partially bored, part in discomfort from the knotted laces he had eaten earlier.
"Oz quit pacing..." Bart sighed.
Oscar glared at Bart. He then daydreamed about other Oscars. Such as Oscar Wilde, Oscar the piano from Oscar's Orchestra and Oscar Pines from RWBY.
"Why is that series so popular here..." He muttered. But the answer was elusive to Oscar Tamaki.
The lounge's green phone rang. Oscar almost yanked the receiver's cable out of its socket.
"This is Oscar Tamaki, Kalahoohoo! Sabayoooo!" He announced.
Bart winced at him, perplexed.
The line ended as if someone put down the phone on the other end. Oscar shrugged.
Bart cocked his head as if asking a question.
"Telemarketing scam... I think I put the slime bag off bothering us with my gibberish..." said Oscar grinning.
"Yeah enough of the gibberish Oz..." Bart groaned as he tried to find the page he was reading.
Oscar was pacing still.
Bart sighed and slapped down his comic. He got up and guided Oscar to a chair and sat him in it.
"Ugh! Lemme go!" Oscar muttered, slapping him away.
"You're bugging me by pacing..." Bart grunted.
"I have a lot of energy... I pace about..." said Oscar.
"Look... just go upstairs and find something to do..." Bart seethed through gritted teeth.
"Or you could occupy me like you're supposed to be... babysitter..." said Oscar.
Bart shoot him a dirty look.
Kirk and Picard Simpson arrived.
"We're still in the present, Mini Bart 1 and Mini Bart 2..." said Oscar sighing.
"That is not their names..." Bart sighed.
"I don't care..." said Yami Bakura.
Kirk and Picard or Jiff and Skippy gawked at the younger version of their dad.
Elsewhere Pikkanoze was advertising Wrigley's Gum...
Oscar winced baffled.
And Gamera from Monster Peninsula was there. "Kame Hōno!" He breathed fire.
Oscar toasted a marshmallow on a stick in Gamera's flames.
Plot 2
Oscar's room. The goggle-wearing boy decided to eventually give Bart some space.
Teddy the living teddy bear creature leapt toward him as usual. He tackled Oscar down with ease.
"Oof!" Oscar landed on his back upon the soft carpet.
Teddy smirked and sniffed with his big wet shiny black nose. His nose quivered and twitched.
Oscar frowned slightly as he laid there with the small living teddy bear creature sat on top of him.
The boy with green goggles and overgrown wacky brown spikes of untamed hair gawked to his right. Tigger had just pounced upon Pooh. Sometimes he ambushed Piglet or Rabbit.
Oscar heard Calvin yell frustrated after being pounced by Hobbes. "Lemme go you clod!" The blond smaller boy yelled.
"Okay Pouncing Pals... a little privacy with my buddy boy please..." Teddy asked the other Toons whose favourite habit was pouncing on their chums.
Tigger and Pooh, followed by Calvin and Hobbes left through a portal. The green portal shrank and vanished with a pop.
Teddy smirked at Oscar and sniffed him. Oscar grimaced shutting his eyes tight. "Isn't my nose great?" Teddy smirked.
Oscar gave a sarcastic grin as if half annoyed and half smug.
"I'm supposed to baby sit, but I don't think that means to sit on the baby... how silly of me! Hehehehe..." Teddy crawls off of Oscar. "You know how our game works Buddy..." He begins undressing Oscar. Leaving the boy in just a white diaper with a blue waistband sealed tight with blue fastening tabs.
Teddy smirked, he thought Oscar looked cute in diapers.
Teddy lands on him, knocking Oscar back on his diaper covered butt. Oscar shrank down to infancy and babbled grunting as Teddy pinned him down. Teddy sniffed behind his ears and around his neck with his big wet shiny black nose.
"Does my nose look big to you?" Teddy asked him, smooshing his big wet shiny black rubbery nose into his face.
"Ugh! Wet nose!" Oscar whined. Teddy grinned and rubbed his wet nose against the brown-haired boy's nose.
He then scampered off of Oscar so he could sit upright and gather his senses. Oscar sat up rubbing the moisture from his nose. "Hehehehe! What's my baby buddy sporting today? Hmmmm... Sesame Street?"
Baby Oscar cooed and giggled. Teddy was correct, he was wearing a Sesame Street diaper with pictures of Elmo etc printed on it.
Teddy started sniffing Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar sweated and blushed. He stared at Teddy as his nose quivered and twitched as the wet, slimy snout tickled him.
Oscar gurgled and squirmed, he grimaced as Teddy continued sniffing the front of his diaper.
Teddy smirked deviously and continued sniffing Oscar's diaper. His big wet nose quivered and twitched smearing wet moisture on the front of Oscar's diaper.
Oscar blushed and sweated, shuttling his eyes tight and grunting with slight discomfort as Teddy sniffed his diaper.
Teddy grinned with furrowed brows and chuckled. He resumed sniffing the front of Oscar's diaper.
Oscar sweated and blushed. He stared fixated on Teddy's big wet shiny black nose as it quivered and twitched. Suddenly Oscar realised he was peeing himself. There was a trickling and a muffled hiss from his diaper as he wet the garment.
Teddy smirked while sniffing him.
Oscar frowned and squeezed Teddy's big wet shiny nose. It squeaked like a toy. He grinned and squeezed his nose again.
...
Elsewhere in Porkey Men land. The Porkey Men equivalent of Geodude was um Popeye... or a brown Geodude with Popeye arms and a sailor hat. It chuckled like Popeye.
"Feed me Seymour!" said Porkey Bulbasaur'a Audrey II that was growing on its back. The equivalent of Bulbasaur frowned.
Ish Mustad the Porkey Men master grimaced.
"Pikka-Booga..." Pikkanoze was hypnotising kids again into doing his bidding.
"Must buy Wrigley's gum..." said a zombified kid.
"Krakatoa attack!" The bootleg Goku fires a beam out of his hands.
Sailor Moose giggled. Yes the Simpsons decided on Sailor Moose.
"Moosey Fate..." GIR smirked.
Bart hushed him.
There were also samurai rabbits...
"When we did a parody of anime characters we did it better..." Bart groaned as he flicked through the channels.
Gabbo was on.
"Oy-yoy-yoy..." Gabbo spun his head around.
Bart glared at the TV and flicked immediately to another channel.
There was a Chippos the Hippo commercial for Chippos cheese snacks.
The Chippos Hippo guffawed in a doofy, cartoonish manner. Sort of like Goofy from Disney.
"Mmmmm... Now I'm hungry..." Bart felt hungry.
"I'll make waffles!" said GIR with glee.
"I'm not hungry for waffles..." Bart frowned.
GIR screamed in a sort of fit or a tantrum.
Bart face palmed.
He flicked through the channels trying to ignore GIR's screams.
Happy Little Elves was on. Sappy music plays.
"Lame..." Bart flicked past that channel.
Truck-a-saurus was on. The robot dinosaur breathed fire.
Bart yawned because Truck-a-Saurus no longer brought him joy.
"Hey get back to me freaking everyone out by writing about Teddy sniffing me!" Oscar in his room yelled. Oscar was only wearing a diaper and not much else.
"And bring pie! I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled.
Bart winced when the camera cuts back to him.
Oscar snorted unfazed that Bart was perplexed by the shenanigans going on.
Elsewhere Homer and the other workers stopped halfway through a sack race to let Mr Burns win. Because he was a sore loser...
Homer sighed, it was the only option, let Burns win or be fired.
We cut back to Bart polishing his Burns estate annual sack race trophy. Bart smirked, he didn't care about a sore loser who wouldn't play fair because they always wanted to win.
...
Oscar's room. Teddy was hungry.
"Ugh... food..." The living teddy bear creature groaned.
Oscar gave him a magazine.
"I can't eat magazines!" Teddy yelled.
Oscar chuckled.
Teddy rolled his eyes. He noticed Oscar's diaper vibrate and faint buzzes were heard. "Are you using your phone's vibrate option for pleasure again..."
Oscar shook his head.
Teddy frowned. He pulled at the back of the waistband. Inside Oscar's diaper was a live beehive, with bees buzzing about...
"BEEEEEEES!" Teddy screamed. He pulled down the ejection tube and stuffed the beehive in it. The hive and bees were sucked away, never to be seen again.
"Now if we could just work on your behaviour..." Teddy sighed.
"Awwww... my bees!" Oscar whined.
Teddy pounced on Oscar, pinning him again. Oscar babbled and grunted as he struggled, however Teddy was strong enough to hold him down. Teddy sniffed behind his ears and around his neck with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar blushed and squinted, he disliked Teddy's intrusive sniffing. Teddy sniffed the diaper wearing tot.
Does my nose look big to you?" Teddy asked him, smooshing his big wet shiny black rubbery nose into his face.
"Ugh! Wet nose!" Oscar whined. Teddy grinned and rubbed his wet nose against the brown-haired boy's nose.
He then scampered off of Oscar so he could sit upright and gather his senses. Oscar sat up rubbing the moisture from his nose.
Teddy smirked deviously at him.
"Aw man..." Oscar groaned.
Teddy grinned and sniffed, his big wet shiny black nose quivered and twitched. Baby Oscar cooed and giggled.
Teddy started sniffing Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar sweated and blushed. He stared at Teddy as his nose quivered and twitched as the wet, slimy snout tickled him.
Oscar gurgled and squirmed, he grimaced as Teddy continued sniffing the front of his diaper. Oscar's face turned a brighter shade of red.
Teddy smirked deviously and continued sniffing Oscar's diaper. His big wet nose quivered and twitched smearing wet moisture on the front of Oscar's diaper.
Oscar blushed and sweated, shuttling his eyes tight and grunting with slight discomfort as Teddy sniffed his diaper.
Teddy grinned with furrowed brows and chuckled. He resumed sniffing the front of Oscar's diaper.
Oscar sweated and blushed. He stared fixated on Teddy's big wet shiny black nose as it quivered and twitched. Suddenly Oscar realised he was peeing himself. There was a trickling and a muffled hiss from his diaper as he wet the garment.
Teddy smirked while sniffing him.
Oscar frowned and squeezed Teddy's big wet shiny nose. It squeaked like a toy. He grinned and squeezed his nose again.
Teddy grinned and rubbed his nose, he then sniffed Oscar's diaper again.
Oscar frowned and squeezed his big wet shiny black nose again.
...
Teddy smirked and shrank Oscar with some sort of magic. Oscar shrank to the size of a doll. Oscar pouted perplexed as he got smaller.
"Try that now Sport..." Teddy said smirking. He crouched low enough that his nose was within Oscar's grasp. He sniffed Oscar, however his exhaling was like a hurricane to Oscar and blew him off of his feet.
Oscar grunted as he landed softly on his diaper covered backside. Teddy smirked. He sniffed with his big wet shiny black rubbery nose. Hot stale air blasted in Oscar's face. He frowned and planted his hands up Teddy's big wet shiny black nose. There was a wet splat as his hands sank into something slimy.
Oscar winced In disgust and babbled. He pulled back his left arm. He felt a strong pull back as the slimy green goo kept an adhesive grip on his hand. He was stuck in the gooey green gunk. Oscar grunted and tugged frantically.
"Eeeeeugh!" Teddy groaned. He winced disgusted as he watched tiny Baby Oscar tug and pull frantically at his gooey snot. Oscar grunted digging his feet into the carpet as he tried to pull free of the gooey stretchy slime. But it was futile, he was trapped like a fly on fly paper.
"Eeeeeeugh! Leggo! Leggo!" Teddy cried as he picked up Oscar and tried pulling him free from the gooey snot. Eventually the rubbery strands snapped like elastic bands and Oscar was free of the goo.
Teddy frowned at Oscar while dangling him by his diaper. Oscar gurgled and wriggled.
Teddy's nostrils flared as he sniffed Oscar who he was now dangling as he held the hem of the latter's diaper. Oscar whimpered as he stared up a wide gaping nostril, hot stale air stung his eyes, they begun to water. The floor of Teddy's nose gurgled and slapped with bubbles forming and popping on the quivering surface of a carpet of mucus.
"Eeeeeugh...! Mucky..." Oscar gurgled. He wrinkled his nose in disgust.
Teddy snorted, his fetid breath blasting Oscar's hair about. Then some slimy mucus piled up as it was slowly pushed or squeezed out like toothpaste from its tube. The mucus piled up, and was pushed out in a profane manner.
Oscar groaned. "Eeeeew..." as he watched the glob be pushed out plummet down far below.
Teddy grinned, "You're not gonna whine like Syrus does..."
"I don't like gross stuff!" Syrus Truesdale in a diaper whined.
"I like gross stuff!" Oscar chuckled. Teddy brought him closer to his nose, green feted vapours wafted out of the bubbling slime. Oscar whimpered.
Oscar squirmed and swung about, His diaper pulling him back. Teddy's breath repulsed him. "Ugh... bug breath..."
Teddy dangled him closer. Oscar wriggled frantically, his stretchy diaper pulled him back. "Yucky yuck!" Oscar gurgled.
Syrus gawked and grimaced in disgust. "What is it with you and snot..."
Suddenly two slimy arms of an unseen cartoon slime monster ooze out from the gooey green floor of the nasal cavern and grab Oscar's ankles. "Eek!" Oscar whined as they grabbed him. The slime engulfed his feet and then began dragging him downwards towards the bubbling slime.
Syrus screamed.
"Ugh! Lemme go!" Oscar grunted.
Syrus whimpered.
Oscar grunted as he tugged at the gooey tendrils engulfing his feet. Cartoon stretchy sounds rang out. Oscar tugged frantically.
"Get out of my nose will ya?!" Teddy whined, pulling Oscar free from the slimy arms that had grabbed him.
"Your boogers tried to grab me..." Oscar sulked.
...
Oscar was returned to normal size. He gawked about his room.
Suddenly Cookie Magneto appeared.
"I am Cookie Magneto!" said the ridiculous supervillain.
Oscar frowned, he vaporised the silly cookie based villain with a kamehameha.
Teddy gulped. "You didn't have to kill him!" The bear whimpered.
"He was interrupting my diaper nonsense story..." Oscar frowned.
"Just as he was interrupting my adventures across the multiverse with my grandson, uuuurp..." said Rick Sanchez belching.
Teddy winced.
"Let's just play Goldeneye on the Wii U..." said Oscar.
"Okay but stop glitching into the storage crate on the train level..." Teddy sighed.
Oscar chuckled.
"Oz play the game fairly..." Teddy whined.
"Just because I know all the glitches..." said Oscar.
"I hate glitches!" said King Candy from Wreck it Ralph.
"Okay Turbo..." said Oscar curtly.
"And stop spoiling the movies for me..." Teddy whined.
A screaming leprechaun screamed.
"Did anyone hear that?" Oscar asked.
Teddy's ear twitched. "Hear what?"
"That leprechaun screaming..." said Oscar.
"There's no leprechauns in the room Oz.,. You have anti-psychotic episode pills you're supposed to take to deal with your leprechaun hallucinations..." Teddy groaned.
Plot 3
The Simpsons got home. "Boy..." Homer seethed but he smiled seeing the house was tidy. "Oh... You kept Oscar under control then?"
Bart sighed. "Well the little wacko did bug me for a few hours then he went upstairs and I hadn't heard from him since." said Bart.
"Ugh! Get your hands out of my nose!" Teddy whined from upstairs. The Simpsons were heading up there anyway to check on Oscar.
They found Oscar wearing only his diaper had been shrunk by Teddy and was stuck in his boogers and tugging at them.
"Eeeeeeew!" The Simpsons groaned.
"Oh... that's what he was doing all day... being weird with his teddy bear creature..." Bart sighed.
"Eeeeugh... bumpkin..." Marge groaned as Oscar grunted and tugged at Teddy's gooey snot.
Later everyone has lunch. Homer is eating one of his custom made donuts he creates from the donuts Apu sells and random groceries to annoy Apu.
"A Baby Ruth is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle!" Apu's yelling echoed in Homer's mind.
This particular monstrosity of a donut was topped with fried zucchini and filled with peanut butter and lemon-scented shower gel.
Lisa winced in disgust.
Dad!", Hugo protested. "How could you eat a fried, starchy, edible torus so inexplicably unpalatable?!"
Homer shrugged baffled by what Hugo cried out.
Lisa whipped out a thesaurus and hastily flipped through it.
"Hugo, can you talk normally..." Bart sighed.
"I am not limiting my vocabulary for you clods..." Hugo sighed.
Everyone made Yellow Diamond's angry face at him.
"Guy's don't meme..." Hugo sighed.
"Anyway, I'm eating it because I bought it, it's mine." said Homer.
Hugo grimaced with his tongue sticking out, "Eeeeugh!"
Homer ate the shower gel filled donut.
"Hrrrrrrm... Homer don't make yourself weird food... shower gel shouldn't be ingested..." Marge sighed.
Homer gave a weary sigh and read the newspaper.
"Anyway we're supposed be cutting to the future, this is a future passed episode..." said Lisa.
"Fine..." Oscar sighed.
...
The future. Cretaceous Park. Hugo was outside the velociraptor containment checking his watch and tutting. Someone was late.
Bart arrived for his morning shift, clearing up dinosaur poop etc.
"Bart you're late..." Hugo seethed.
"So?" Bart yawned.
"If you weren't my brother I'd fire you right now!" Hugo scolded him.
Bart sighed.
"Now get to work!" Hugo yelled.
Bart scowled and got to work clearing up after the dinosaurs etc.
Hugo sighed. "Ay-yi-yi..." He groaned, anxious about something.
"I better keep an eye on my boyfriend, Oscar..." Yes, they're gay in the future...
Hugo's office, Hugo being the CEO of Cretaceous Park, he gets a nice office and a chair to spin about in.
Oscar is sat in his chair. "Chair goes round... chair goes round... chair goes round..."
Hugo sighed finding Oscar spinning about in his office chair.
"Oz only Kylie Minogue can spin around, and now in the future we have killer Kyle Minogue robots..." said Hugo.
"Cooooool!" Oscar cooed.
Hugo winced.
"Go and watch Janey Powell's cookery show or something... I have to work..." Hugo sighed.
"I don't like cookery shows... I prefer cartoons..." said Oscar.
"Fine whatever..." Hugo groaned, he frowned at his boyfriend because he was walking around the office with his diaper showing...
"Oh and Hank's widow wants some emotional support while she visits his grave..." said Hugo.
"Tell her I'll only visit the asshole's grave to pee on it..." Oscar snapped.
"Ay-yi-yi..." Hugo sighed.
"Ay-yi-yi! Master Zordon!" Teddy cried.
Oscar face palmed. "Ted stop doing that..."
"Oz these finances are important... I need to focus on my arithmetic..." Hugo sighed.
Oscar sighed and left his boyfriend to work.
In town killer Minogue robots Series 2000-K were slaughtering everyone while singing Spinning Around.
"Spinning around... move out of the way! Our arms are now blades..." The robot facsimiles of Kylie spun around slicing people to bloody chunks who didn't keep their distance.
"They ran out of Madonna robots..." said Lenny.
...
Meanwhile at the zombie soup kitchen...
Lisa was feeding the zombies vegan, low sodium brain substitute to the zombies.
"Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnns..." the zombies groaned.
"Garden brains... it's a vegan substitute..." Lisa sighed.
She's silly...
Zombie Milhouse groaned and growled.
"Oh yeah the story arc where you got cured of zombie-ism was a dream... there's no cure..." said Lisa.
"Pretty sure your marriage is now necrophilia..." said Luca$.
"And I'm pretty sure you died in fifth grade when you tried to swallow a hotdog whole and choked on it..." said Lisa.
Luca$ shrugged.
Speaking of the dead. Hugo and Oscar visit Hank's grave to comfort his widow, Rachel.
Hugo seethed and face palmed. Oscar immediately dropped his brown shorts and his diaper and began urinating on Hank's grave.
"Have you no shame?!" Hugo yelled.
"The jerk deserves it..." said Oscar peeing.
Hugo face palmed.
Rachel wept.
"Oz go home..." Hugo seethed.
Oscar teleports home.
"Ted, I wanna spend the rest of the day till Hugo gets back with you sniffing my diaper..." said Oscar.
Teddy smirked and sniffed Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. His rubbery nose quivered and twitched.
Back at the zombie kitchen, Lisa is handing out vegan substitute for brains to the zombies when STARs agents burst in.
"Lis this is dangerous... stop feeding the zombies..." Chris Redfield sighed.
"Undead Lives Matter!" Lisa seethed.
Chris Redfield face palmed.