The episode referenced in this one-shot is Season 1, Episode 1: And the Crown of King Arthur.

Just a note, there are direct word quotes from this episode.

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Prompt: "This is all your fault."

"I hope so."

"This is all your fault."

Ra chuckled from where she was leaning against one of the bookshelves, waiting with Flynn for Colonel Baird to bring the three former potential Librarians into the Library. "Well, I should hope so. I told you to bring them all home."

The Librarian shot a glare her way but was spared from speaking as the elevator door opened to reveal the Guardian with Cassandra Cillian, Ezekiel Jones, and Jacob Stone. All seemed gob smacked, so Ra nodded with her head for Flynn to take the lead, a job he did with a sigh. "We don't have a lot of time. So, questions. Ask them."

Stone seemed to be the first one to make coherent thoughts. "Is that the Spear of Destiny?"

"Yes."

"Ark of the Covenant?"

"Yes."

Cassandra was next. "Wait, what about Bigfoot and Dracula?"

"Yes and no. Yes, on Bigfoot."

Ra cut in now. "Vampires are real. Dracula is dead, however, because Flynn killed him."

The Librarian pursed his lips at Baird. "Is this helping? I don't know that it is."

Baird just spoke to the room. "Ten years ago, each of you received an envelope inviting you to apply for a position here in this library, but you never showed."

Cassandra nodded. "Ten years ago, I was in a hospital."

Flynn nodded now. "Right, with your tumor." They all stopped walking as Ra looked up at the ceiling, shaking her head at the Librarian's lack of tact. "Um, synesthetes rarely have all five senses involved. You've got full-on hallucinations and seizures, indicative of a frontal-lobe anomaly, oligodendroglioma. How big is it?"

"About the size of a grape. Which I really wish they hadn't told me, 'cause I used to really like grapes."

"Are you…?"

"Not yet. Someday. Sooner than I'd like, but not yet. But I lived long enough to learn that magic exists. So that's pretty cool."

After a moment, Baird picked up the conversation (and they started walking) again. "Stone, why didn't you show up?"

"'Cause I already had a job, family business."

"I threw mine out." The Archivist had a feeling that she was going to be rolling her eyes a lot at Ezekiel Jones as he continued. "It was obviously mistake. I steal stuff."

Ra zoned out the rest of the conversation as they continued walking. That was until Jacob Stone stopped and turned to her, giving her a calculated look. "What about you?"

"What about me what?"

"Why didn't you come in for an interview?"

"Oh," Ra chuckled. "I'm not a Librarian." At their confused looks, she smirked. "My name is Aurora York, and I am the Archivist."