Another one of those days, when I had an idea for a hilarious nudity one-shot. Though it's unlikely Lilah would be embarrassed, though everyone else at the situation, well, poor them.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Angel.
Wesley and Lilah crashed their heads on the pillows, sweat covering their bodies as they panted, their chests heaving up and down from the exhaustion due to the intense lovemaking.
"Well… you must be furious today. Otherwise this wouldn't have been so…" Wesley trailed off.
"Wild." Lilah finished and Wesley nodded. "Well, we had a disgruntled client earlier today. Had to come up with a settlement he didn't agree with and asked for more."
"And the Senior Partners—"
"Didn't think it was worth wasting more time." Lilah said and Wesley nodded.
Wesley looked at the clock. "Speaking of which, I have to go with Angel and meet our client soon."
"What does he think about you sleeping with the enemy?" Lilah asked.
"As long as it doesn't interfere with the Angel Investigations work, he doesn't care." Wesley explained as he got up and began to get dressed before they gave each other a farewell kiss and Wesley left, while Lilah laid down, thinking.
Sleeping with Wesley, who was working for the enemy of her employers, well, she would face the music when it happened, besides, their relationship was based mainly on lust and mutual pain and there were no deep feelings involved for either one, so why would she care? She was brought out of her thoughts, when she heard 'crash' and felt breeze, when the window shattered, while a insect-looking demon jumped in and she got up, throwing the sheet off her naked body, not even bothering to cover herself.
"You said you would make sure I could make the lair in the basement, but they evicted me!" The demon snarled. "My babies won't survive outside!"
"Well, my employers have better things to do than to take care of a bottom-feeding demon. You can always make a nest in the sewers." Lilah said casually with a shrug.
"You promised!"
"I said I'd see what can be done. Win some, lose some. Plus, I don't play to lose for a bug like you."
The demon growled, as if about to attack Lilah, while she reached behind and pulled a drawer, trying to pick something she could use as a weapon.
"You look happy." Cordelia noted as Wesley walked down the stairs, smirking and Angel, Cordelia, Fred and Gunn were starting to guess what happened.
"You want to know the details?" Wesley asked.
"No." Everyone said in unison, while Wesley smirked.
"Thought so." Wesley said, when they heard 'slam', 'crash' and some inhuman screeching upstairs.
"What's going on up there?" Angel asked as they turned to Wesley, who was just as baffled as them, when they turned upstairs and save for Wesley, everyone ended up groaning in disgust and looking away, when Lilah was walking downstairs with a dagger in her hand, naked and partially covered in blood. The sight was like something from a movie from Friday the 13th series.
"Oh, God, why did we have to see this?" Fred groaned.
Cordelia was holding Connor tightly to her chest, when he tried to peek, but she covered his eyes. "Nothing to see here, Connor, go to sleep."
"Don't tell me you were having some disgusting roleplay." Gunn said.
"What happened?" Wesley asked, curious about why was Lilah naked and covered in some demon blood.
"Uh, remember when I mentioned the disgruntled client? Let's just say I had to give him the final settlement." Lilah said, making it obvious what happened.
"Well…" Wesley smirked as they neared each other and were about to kiss. "Shame I wasn't there."
"I don't wanna see that." Fred groaned, turning away.
"Me either." Gunn said.
"Get a room, you two." Cordelia grumbled, shutting her eyes and Wesley and Lilah looked at each other with a grin before Lilah turned to Angel.
"What are you staring at?" Lilah asked teasingly.
"Nothing." Angel said, frustrated as he looked away.
"Good, because if you ogled my boobs for another second, I'd carve your eyes out." Lilah said, while Wesley smirked and kissed her on her cheek.
"How much messed up is our room?" Wesley asked.
"Not too much." Lilah said as they kissed and everyone looked disgusted at the sight.
"Oh, God." Cordelia retched, looking like if she was about to throw up.
"I don't know about you, but I think we'd better find someplace else to sleep tonight after meeting the client." Angel said.
"Agreed." Fred said as they all left quickly.
"So… you're dirty. A shower?" Wesley asked.
"Thought you weren't going to ask." Lilah said as they made their way to the bathroom, while she began ripping his shirt.
It's unlikely Lilah would be embarrassed, though she would traumatize the hell out of Team Angel with her nudity and dirty appearance, LOL! And I think we all know who would get their eyes carved out for staring at Lilah's breasts, ha!
So, what do you guys think?
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