Written by Exotic. Barely proofread by CaptainMoonShine who got a stroke.

Omake 1:

Exotic Christmas

Pokémon List:

Luna (Kirlia)

Fay (Riolu)

Midna (Zorua)

I regretted giving only an hour for us to do this. My shoes squeak across the floor as I was sprinting towards my room in the Pokemon Center. The door rattled in its hinges as I twisted the key inside of the lock but in the end, although I managed to open the door, the key was now bent and looked like it could snap at any moment.

God bless the poor dude who has to deal with this.

I looked around the room as I finally caught my breath and the bed sure looked very inviting. The huffs and puffs of mine distracted me from the fact that I was the first one to arrive at the meeting point. I was spending my time winding down when a white silhouette of a Kirlia appeared right in front of me.

{I'm here!} Luna broadcasted to nearly no one, striking a pose.

"Good… job…" I congratulated her while on the verge of dying from oxygen deprivation. "What did you get for Fay? And why is it so damn big?"

{Oh! It's… a secret!}

I scanned her present. "...Sure." I looked at her skeptically.

What she didn't know was that I actually knew what her present was since she didn't even bother to neither wrap the present nor cover the label for that matter. It was cylindrical and it was almost as long as the bed itself.

No, it's not a body pillow you damn perverts. What it was, then? Well, I'll leave that for you to figure out.

A few moments later, the doorbell rang vigorously. Before I could get up and make my way there, Luna teleported to the door and opened it by using her own weight to turn the handle. Using all her power and might, she managed to get it opened.

Behind the door was a tough looking woman who I didn't recognize. Then, she turned into a Zorua who I did recognize. "Hello, Dust. I got you an amaaazing gift that would change your life." The bag that was on her shoulders was bigger than the Zorua herself yet she dragged it across the floor effortlessly, clutching the thing with her teeth.

Knowing the nature of this particular Zorua based on personal experience, I knew that this 'guitar' case doesn't contain a guitar yet I asked just to make sure that my guts were right. "Midna, please tell me this is a guitar."

"No, it's something better."

"Oh god!" I cried out.

The doorbell rang again, but now only once. Luna grabbed the door again, ya-da-ya-da, it was Fay to no one's surprise. Her present was the smallest out of all of us being half her size.

I scanned their presents and mine to which I facepalmed. "Alright. Since everyone is here and NOBODY other than me wrapped their present, I say we just pretend that we do not know what it is." I shook my head. "This is so scuffed…" I muttered.

"Like last year?"

"Like last year, Fay."

{I'm so excited} Luna squeaked.

"You're gonna love this one, Dust." Midna gave me a fox-like grin.

"ALRIGHT!" I rubbed my hands together. "Who's starting fir— You guys do remember the order, right?"

{I do!}

"No…" Midna frowned.

"Not really, no. I only remember that I'm supposed to give you a present." Fay scratched her head. "Last time was kind of a haze."

I sighed. "Alright, basically, I'm giving Luna a present, Luna's giving a present to Fay, Fay's giving a present to Midna and Midna's giving a present to me. Understood?"

Everybody in the room seemed to understand it so we started off with Luna since she volunteered to be the first. "Alright, show us what you got for us. Well, for Fay at least."

{Fay, I got you…} She tried to drag the bag from beside the bed but it was too heavy. {I got you… THIS THING'S HEAVY!} Her sudden rage made the bag teleport in the air in the middle of the room. Gravity took over and it fell down but I managed to dodge it as it smacked the floor with a loud thump.

I breathe a sigh of relief at the fact that the bag didn't crush me to death. "God, Luna. DO NOT do that again."

Luna seemed to ignore that and proceeded with her presentation of her gift to Fay. {I got… you a punching bag!}

"Woooow…" I faked my reaction. "Wait, why does it have a tear on the rope? Luna did you-"

{Don't worry about it!}

Fay's eye seemed to lit up at the sight of the punching bag on the floor. "I love it!" Fay jumped at Luna who teleported away just in time, leaving Fay that was before aiming at Luna, now aiming at the wall. She crashed into the wall. Again, I was feeling pity for the guy who was supposed to fix this mess.

"Ow…Sorry…" Fay stood up and rubbed her head.

I groaned. That loud thud probably woke up the whole building.

"Who's going up next?"

All three of the Pokemon stared at me and at the same time, they all said, "You!"

"Okay, okay. Fine. Luna, I got you this box. You shall open it now."

{Yay!} Luna twirled around before opening her presents. Just like last year, the wrappings were torn to absolute shred but the box inside was very much intact.

{What is this?}

"It's a toaster. With an egg cooker or whatever it's called built into it."

{Seriously?} Luna asked me, glaring daggers.

"I thought you'd like it. I mean, the waffle maker- You liked the waffle maker from last year so I thought you'd-"

{I love it! I love you Dust!} Her mood instantly changed as she leapt towards me like a speeding bullet. I couldn't get out of the way in time. My back fell on top of the bed and Luna was on top of me, rubbing her head on my stomach like a dog or cat would.

It was absurdly silly.

"Gah! Stop messing with me like that." I laughed.

"Can I go next?" Midna asked.

"Getting your present or giving away yours?"

"I want to give, Dust. I've been waiting for this," she said, as if she's mocking me.

"Alright, alright, fine. What did you get for me?"

She dragged the 'guitar' case ever closer to me and I'm just feeling bad vibes all over. I hesitantly opened the case to see…

"For fucks sake, Midna. Why?"

"It's a gun. It's a Jenky N' Co. FA-556 to be more specific." She walked towards the gun and bit on the iron sight in order to hold the gun up to show to me.

"...Yeah, but why?"

"Look at the ones you have, Dust. They look like it could fall apart any second."

"But still I gave you guys 300 dollars, you can't buy these for 300 dollars."

"It's 60% percent off. Can you believe that?"

The sale in this world can get pretty mental at times, especially for a holiday. "Well-"

"Also, I'm pretty sure they killed Lyn with these. I… kinda miss her now."

"...Oh," was all I can say to that.

"Do you want to try it ou-"

"NOOOPE!" I slammed the case close. Midna hopped back so that she didn't get crushed by the case itself. "Not in the building. Not in the room. Hell, I don't think I could carry this around without other people thinking that I'm going to shoot up a Gym or a Pokémon Center.

I looked at Luna and Fay and they had their mouths wide open. I mean, who could blame them? So far, I bought Luna a toaster and Luna got Fay a punching bag. Who would've thought someone got someone else a gun? An assault rifle to be specific.

I sighed since now I have to figure out how to carry this. I mean… Eh… It could be useful…

"Is it Full-Auto at least?"

"Definitely."

"Alright, moving on." I said but I can't help but stare at the rifle case. "Fay, what did you get for Midna?"

"Um… I heard you like alcohol… So I got you this!" she said as she whipped out a gallon of 99% isopropyl alcohol.

Midna facepalmed. I facepalmed. Even Luna facepalmed and she was the one to speak up first. {Not that alcohol!}

"I can't even-"

"You said you like alcohol!" Fay beamed at Midna but Midna beamed back at her.

"The one that you can drink!"

My expectation for Fay was not much. The bar was low enough to the point that I would be surprised that she got Midna a decent gift yet somehow, she managed to knock that bar even lower and tripped right over it. I'm surprised she even bought it.

Wait.

"What happened to the rest of the money? Did you guys spend all of it?"

{Here it is!} A check slowly floated from inside her hair and towards me. It was glowing with Luna's telepathic's powers. I snatched it from the air to look at the total amount.

I looked at it, blinked and then looked at it again before realizing that the check was the same check I gave to her before the race started.

"I gave this to you!"

"I spent it all on the punching bag."

Everything was happening so fast yet so slowly at the same time. Midna gave me a couple coins which was the change for the gun though Fay stayed silent, however…

Finally when we noticed she was quiet I asked. "Fay, how about you? That gallon couldn't have cost too much."

She stayed silent with her head hanging low. "I…"

"...You got scammed didn't you?" I facepalmed.

I looked at the Christmas tree we decorated the night before. "Well, Merry Christmas. Again, it's a fucking mess." A smile broke through. "Perfectly ruined as Christmas should be."

AN1 from Exotic: Hello all. I'm Exotic, the one that wrote this chapter for Moon since we made a deal to write a Christmas chapter for each other's story. I got a couple things to say.

First of all, I'd like to apologize if the chapter is not up to the Los Pollos Hermanos standard (especially for Moon, Moon if you're reading this, I'm sorry.) I'm pretty bad with ideas and it often take weeks for me to come up with something good so I kinda feel bad now since he wrote a nice chapter for my fic.

Secondly and lastly, Merry Christmas ya dingus (directed to everyone reading this chapter.)

That's all from me. Enjoy the rest of Moon's story or I'll come to your house and break your kneecaps.

-Exotic

A/N2CaptainMoonShine here. Exotic wrote this chapter. I uploaded it (on time) but due to scheduling conflicts and my lazy ass you see it now. I was too busy playing Nier Automata.

Thanks to exotic for making this chapter.

Hope you all got a messy new year as well.

-CaptainMoonShine-