"God, it's fucking hot as balls."
"You think balls are attractive?"
"No! I mean… No. I'm fucking roasting in this heat."
"Oh. Here."
Shouto pulled my back into his chest, activating his ice Quirk to cool both of us as he flopped back onto the couch in my dorm. Motherfucker proceeded to kiss my cheek and hold me tighter like I was a human blanket.
"Asshole."
"Yours is right here. Boop."
"HEY! And your monotonous ass did not just say 'boop!'"
"You're right. It didn't. My mouth did."
"IT'S GONNA BE YOUR ASS NOW!"
