R.O.B. faced the camera as he raised his metal arms. "It gives me great pleasure... no, it's a great honor to introduce two guests very close to me. Please put your non robotic hands together for Mr. Dry Bowser and Ms. Toadette!"
The audience clapped as Dry Bowser and Toadette walked onto the set of the talk show, with Toadette blowing kisses to the audience as Dry Bowser rolled his eyes in response, both of them sitting down in the comfy sofas in front of R.O.B.'s desk as Toadette farted out a cute little poot.
"Oh my! Excuse me!" Toadette giggled as she fanned her right hand near her butt.
"Oh brother." Dry Bowser dryly remarked while rolling his eyes.
"...Right." R.O.B. commented as he tried picking up his blue cue card, but was having a bit of trouble due to his metal arms not being as flexible.
"Do you need help?" Dry Bowser stated as he watched R.O.B. fail to pick up the card.
"No, I got this." R.O.B. responded as he continued to struggle in his strive to get the card up. "Come on... damn it..."
"Um..." Toadette remarked as she tilted her head to the right.
"No! Leave this to me. I got it." R.O.B. responded as he was close to picking up the card, but dropped it, his eyes turning red with rage.
Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other as they blinked, turning back to R.O.B. as he fell off his chair, growling as he got back up and blasted at the card with a fully charged laser, leaving a big dent in the rainbow colored desk.
"The card was useless shit, anyway." R.O.B. grumbled as he looked back up at Dry Bowser and Toadette. Clearing his throat, he responded, "Oh, right. How are you two folks?"
"...Fine. Yeah." Toadette remarked a bit nervously as she rubbed her right arm, wondering if R.O.B. got this angry.
"What was that all about?" Dry Bowser stated as he leaned on his chair.
R.O.B. sighed as he closed his eyes, tilting his head downward. "It's not easy being a robot. Can't even pick up a fucking card."
Awkward silence as the audience was silent. Toadette touched her fingertips together while Dry Bowser rubbed his boney chin with his skeletal right hand, wondering if it was the time to leave.
"We'll be right back... I hope..." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he appeared on the stage to comfort the Robotic Operating Buddy, with Dry Bowser and Toadette not really having anything to comment on.
