"Welcome back to R.O.B. Talk," R.O.B. greeted as he was still trying to pick up the blue card, sighing in disappointment. "I can't be able to pick up this stupid thing."
"Here." Dry Bowser stated as he picked up the card for the robot.
"...thank you DB. Anyway," R.O.B. stated as he faced the camera. "Dry Bowser is back, along with a new guest. He's the one who has been keeping the sanity checked at the Smash Mansion. Please welcome Lucario!"
Lucario waved to the camera as the audience cheered, with it being vibrant and sunny in Isle Delfino.
"So anyway, Dry Bowser, I hear that you can do all sorts of things," R.O.B. stated as he glanced at the skeletal reptilian.
Dry Bowser nodded as he folded his arms. "Well, yes, it is true. I've been a good guy, a bad guy, helping people on both sides... I'm as neutral as you can get."
"So you're just living life your way?" Lucario interrupted as he moved his hands around.
Dry Bowser glanced at Lucario, nodding. "You could say that. For the record, I've helped more good folks than bad, and those good folks are the ones who need more help."
"So I see." R.O.B. stated as he raised his metal arms. "Just one question... your debut in NSMBDS, the original first New Super Mario Brothers on the original Nintendo DS... was that actually you?"
"No. It was my idiot fleshy relative, Bowser." Dry Bowser stated as he cleared his throat. "I existed way before, but publicly, that was the first time my image appeared... in a certain world beyond this. In any case, I made my true debut as my actual self in Mario Kart Wii."
"That explains a lot," Lucario stated as he was remembering how it was possible for Bowser and his skeleton to be separate at the same time.
"Yes, well we here appreciate you coming forth and answering this." R.O.B. stated as he turned to Lucario. "And how about you, Luke? How do you do it?"
"It's simple, really." Lucario stated as he closed his eyes, getting into position. "Just keeping calm and focusing. I use my aura to snap others out of crazy tendencies."
"...So I see." R.O.B. stated as he dropped his card, sighing. "Oh for God's sake... you know, I'm wondering if I should just stick with reading the prompter."
"That might help." Dry Bowser and Lucario stated in unison as Silver The Hedgehog came onto the stage, whispering to R.O.B.
"Already? Well, all right." R.O.B. sighed as he faced the camera. "We'll be right back after the commercials."
"Don't be surprised if you see me in them," Dry Bowser stated as he popped his boney head onto the camera, sharing viewing space with R.O.B. as the show briefly faded to black.