I did not grow up with Invader Zim, I was too young for that kinda humor at the time, but instead I started watching it not that long ago, and I really like it..
Dib Membrane sat hunched over his computer, the glow from multiple monitors casting an anxious light on his face. Each screen displayed images of Zim and his utrageous schemes—a constant reminder of the alien's troublesome existence.
"If only someone could take him out for me, all my problems would be gone!" he exclaimed, a mix of frustration and desperation in his voice. The thought of Zim finally being out of his life ignited a wild hope in him.
Suddenly, an ad popped up for IMP, labeled "Demon Bounty Hunters." Dib had been in this crazy world long enough to not question such a thing. His heart raced as he saw his chance. Clenching his jaw and steeling his resolve, he picked up the phone, dialing the number displayed on the screen.
"This is it! I'm finally doing something!" he stated, excitement pulsing through him.
Meanwhile at IMP office, the call came through, Blitzo himself the one to answer it, hearing Dib on the other side, giving his proposal.
"On it!" Blitzo cried, hanging up. "Guys! We got one!"
The crew perked up, intrigued yet skeptical. Even Loona.
"Some nerd wants an alien dead," Blitzo informed them.
Moxxie raised an eyebrow, hesitation creeping into his voice. "Alien? Since when do we—"
"Since shut up, Moxxie! I haven't killed anything in weeks!" Blitzo interrupted, using his Asmodean Crystal from Stolas to open a portal. Without another word, he ordered everyone to jump in.
Meanwhile, in Zim's lair—a bizarre mix of high-tech alien gadgets and quirky decorations—Zim was engaged in a heated debate with his ever-cheerful robot companion, Gir.
"Gir! How many times do I have to explain the intricacies of world domination?! Focus!" Zim bellowed, flailing his arms dramatically.
Suddenly, the IMP crew dropped in, but Zim only noticed Moxxie, leaping down to confront him. "You, red thing! Prepare for Zim's brilliance to obliterate your puny existence!" he shrieked.
Moxxie responded by hypercritically accusing Zim of having an annoying voice, despite both characters being voiced by Richard Horvitz. This is further proven by the two going into a high-pitched shouting match, each trying to out-scream the other in a contest of exaggerated insults and hammy antics.
Loona raised her sniper rifle at Zim, but Millie interrupted her, making Loona lower it. "Hold on!" Millie grinned mischievously. "I'm enjoying this."
Moxxie and Zim continued their shouting contest, which continued to escalate until Zim delivered one final, stinging taunt: "You're nothing but a glorified bug! A LOUSY BUG!"
Fueled by rage, Moxxie pulled the trigger, shooting Zim straight in the head.
Millie giggled delightfully. "And there it is! Nice climax!"
Gir runs over from the noise, seeing Zim's dead body.
"Masters dead?!" Gir cried, in a saddened tone. But surprisingly followed it up with a loud burst of "FINALLY!" before darting off, never to be seen again.
"Right, well, now let's get a photo and—" Loona began, but just then, Zim's minions surged in from all sides, surrounding the IMP crew. All of them armed with small knives and wrenches. Not exactly a high trained army.
"Oh look, target practice," Blitzo smirked, pulling out two machine guns.
"Oh yeah! This will be fun," Millie added with a devilish grin, drawing her large double bladed axe and preparing for the fight.
Blitzo, beaming with chaotic excitement, laughed, "Guess they didn't get the memo!"
As the goons charged, Blitzo excitedly dove into a wildly energetic frenzy, shooting at them while executing dramatic figure-skating moves in a chaotic ballet of violence. The others swiftly followed suit, shooting and stabbing their way through the small army.
Amidst the chaos, a goon lunged at Loona, but Millie swooped in just in time, slicing him in half and giving her colleague a quick thumbs up before continuing the fight.
The scene is not unlike Dorks episode, but instead of incompentent humans, it's a equally incompent swarm of Gir like robots, while the real Gir had run off long before.
Once the battle wrapped up, Blitzo used his knife to decapitate Zim's lifeless body with exaggerated flair.
Moxxie stared at the headless corpse in exasperation, "Eww, sir!"
"Like a cherry on top, right?" Blitzo declared with a satisfied nod.
But before they could catch their breath, Blitzo gestured for everyone to hold tight. "Everyone, wait here!"
In a flash, he teleported away, leaving the remains of their chaos behind.
Dib was flipping through channels on TV when suddenly, Blitzo burst into his room, clutching Zim's severed head and shouting, "Zim head, y'all!"
Dib's eyes widened in utter horror. "AHHH! OH MY GOD!"
Grinning broadly, Blitzo tossed Zim's head towards the frightened Dib, exclaiming, "Cried like a little baby when I shot him!"
Staring at the head in disbelief, Dib felt a rush of nausea hit him. "A photo would've worked," he gasped, overwhelmed by the gruesome testament lying before him.
"80 bucks." Blitzo said, holding out his hand. Dib nervously hands over said money.