Slayer Gods

(November 1, Midnight)

Alexander Laville Harris was a simple man. He enjoyed the simple things in life, which are Basic Human Necessities. But last night was Halloween. The troll principal in his school had volunteered him and his friends to take kids out to Trick or Treat, which he was going to do anyway. But he was going to show up in something that would blow his top off.

(Last night, Sunnydale High)

Xander had walked to the school in something no one would ever thought he would wear. He was in a red, white, blue, and gold trenchcoat, black slacks, and a T-shirt with the words: 'I AM THE HIGHER POWER!' on it, boots, and gloves that looked like his hands were taped up. His hair was in a ponytail and he was checking himself out in the mirror. As he was finishing up, he heard someone call out to him. "HARRIS!" It was the troll of a principal, Snyder. "I Said, 'No Superheroes!" Xander just smirked.

"No the Fuck you didn't, and I have proof." He said and reached into his trench pocket and pulled out his cell phone and played a message that was on it.

["Harris! You are not to corrupt those kids to your thinking! Or so help me I will find a way to expel you!"] The message was over Snyder tried to grab the phone.

"You even touch my phone, I'll have you on charges." Snyder gulped and walked away.

"Just don't corrupt those kids!" He said.

"Oh don't worry, I won't, that's your job."

"Listen, you little shit! You're lucky I even allowed you to go to school here!"

"But I can go to another school, outside of this town. I don't need your permission. So why don't you just go and be the biggest Bitch somewhere else? You're just mad because I was planning on doing this anyway." Snyder so wanted to take Harris out but if he tried, there would be questions. So he just slunk away 'Little Bitch." Then he followed the principal to his kids.

(An hour later)

He slowly shook his head, "Ugh. What happened?" Xander looked at himself. His outfit was now real, and he could feel his power rushing through him. "Holy… what the 'Team Nightmare'?" Just then, someone came floating at him. "What in the name of Casper?"

It was Willow, "Xander!" She said, "What happened to you?"

"I do not know," just then his cell rang. "Hold on." He answered, "Harris."

[Hello, my son.] Said a soft voice, [I need to speak with you after all of this.]

"Um, alright. We have to handle this problem first and then I'm all yours."

[Alright Alex, I can't wait to meet up with you.] He hung up.

"Come on Willow," he said. "We need to find out what's going on." So they took off and started to look for other people in trouble. "We need to find the others."

"Or at least find a way to end this." Said Willow.

"You find out what's going on and I'll find the others." Willow nodded and took off.

(Xander)

He was knocking innocents out left, right, and center. He came up on Cordelia being accosted by someone in a werewolf outfit. Xander knocked him out. "You okay?" He asked, she looked at him and was in shock.

"Dweeb boy?" She said.

"Yeah, come on. I will explain later. Willow and I are working on it." They headed for the Summers' house. Along the way, they caught up with Dawn, Joyce, and Buffy. He knew where the key was and let them in. "Okay, everyone relax for a minute, " he said. Just then, someone came in from the back. It was Angel. Oh, it's you."

"Xander, what's going on?" The Emo Vampire said,

"I got Willow on the lookout." Just then, she came into the house, knowing where he was.

"I figured it out," she said.

"And?" Said Xander.

"It's one of Giles' friends. He's a Chaos Mage." Xander looked at her.

"You gotta be shitting me."

"No Xander, I'm not."

"Gah Jeez. Did you tell Giles?"

"Yes," with that. The spell ended, and everyone was unconscious. Angel went to see if he could help out with the others.

(Ten minutes later)

Willow rushed over to the Summers' house and started to wake the others. "Guys!" She was shaking them awake. "GUYS!" They started to awake and Xander sat up. Buffy and Joyce looked around. Dawn grabbed him in a tight hug.

"What happened? "Asked Buffy.

"It was a Chaos Mage." Moaned Xander, "You okay 'Casper'?" He teased Willow. She pouted and gave her 'Resolve Face'.

"Xander." She whined.

"Well, you always become a ghost every Halloween." They laughed. "Come on, we got to find these kids and take them home. Buffy? Think you up to the Slayage, just in case?" Buffy grinned.

"Need you even have to ask?" Joyce stopped them.

"Wait a minute!" She said, "Slayage?"

"Yeah, you see Mrs. S…." Xander started.

"My daughter's a Vampire Slayer?"

"We were going tell you but…" Started Buffy.

"Wait, WHAT?" Everyone else said.

"You Knew?" Said Buffy.

"Of course I do you Ninnies." She said, "My best friend was one. There is an American Watchers League, who do you think helped create it?"

"You could get me and Giles in the AWL?"

"Of course, and we won't try to kill you on your 18th birthday."

"What?"

"Look, let's find the kids, we can talk about this later." Said Xander, "Plus I got a phone call to make." So they took off and rescued all of the kids from Spike and Dru but they fell into the sewers.

"They'll be back," said Angel.

"Sadly," Xander sighed, "anyway. I got to make a phone call, I'll see you at school later." With that, Xander took off.

"What's up with him?" Asked Buffy, the others shrugged.

"Talk to Giles in the morning?" Asked Willow, they nodded and took off for the Summer's house.

(End of flashback)

Xander asked the creator, "Okay, what did you want to talk about Ma'am?"

"Well, I wish to make you into the Slayer God All Father." Just then three beings stormed in. They had seen Xander and scowled,

"What is he doing here?" Said one of them.

"I brought him here because You Have Failed Me For The Last Time!"

"But, YOU'VE ALWAYS TRUSTED US!"

"Not anymore, I now trust Alexander." The three got mad and charged up to kill Xander.

"Then, we shall KILL HIM AND YOU!" They fired at them when she blocked it and sucked all of their energy up. "No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" With that, the Powers That Be were no more.

"Now then Alexander," She said. "I am going to give you the Powers That Be powers," She does and Xander was powered up and knew he had to share the powers which he doesn't mind doing. "Now, you know you have to share the powers." He nodded.

"And I don't mind."

"Good but I have one request."

"Alright."

"Do not give Elisabeth Summers powers."

"You don't trust her?"

"It's not that, she was the Powers chosen one."

"Will she still have her Slayer powers?"

"Yes, I am not taking that from her."

"Very well, looks like I have to get to work then." With that, Xander left and went back to Sunnydale.

(With the Mayor)

Mayor Richard Wilkins III had sensed something had changed, which was bad news for him. 'The Powers That Be have been destroyed. This should be good news but, why do I feel like all of my plans went to Hell?' He thought. He started to make plans to get out of Sunnydale soon.

TBC